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Axe Murder @rmccarthyjames all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life
Axe Murder @rmccarthyjames all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life

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Phew...

Ron Iver @ronnui I love the morals of The Ugly Duckling. "It's ok that you look different. There is beauty in your uniqueness. Your worth comes from withi- oh you got hot lol thank god, I was just saying s**
Ron Iver @ronnui I love the morals of The Ugly Duckling. "It's ok that you look different. There is beauty in your uniqueness. Your worth comes from withi- oh you got hot lol thank god, I was just saying s**

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For real, though

soul khan @soulkhan the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the f¨place
soul khan @soulkhan the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the f¨place

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Thank God

@Angelicali Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in 000
@Angelicali Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in 000

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Hmmm

Study Finds Women Are Happier With Less Attractive Men TYO OTODAY According To A Study, Women Are Actually Happier With Less Attractive Men esquire.com Tigers At The Aquarium @aquariumtigers So you're telling me there's a chance
Study Finds Women Are Happier With Less Attractive Men TYO OTODAY According To A Study, Women Are Actually Happier With Less Attractive Men esquire.com Tigers At The Aquarium @aquariumtigers So you're telling me there's a chance

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Come on, Joel

wilbur @TheWilburZone 10h Bo Burnham is one of the best comic musicians ever and is a huge inspiration to me but I can't get over how egotistical and pretentious "Art is Dead" comes off as. Is it just me? 66 1765 2,292 Joel Crooky @JoelCrooky. 9h If you're gonna dedicate an entire account to a creator, maybe only use the account for content related to said creator, posting controversial, personal opinions is something that should be done on your personal account and doesnt need to be linked to Wilbur :) 97 43 wilbur @TheWilburZone Replying to @JoelCrooky Joel I am Wilbur 3:17 09 Feb 20. Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 432 Likes
wilbur @TheWilburZone 10h Bo Burnham is one of the best comic musicians ever and is a huge inspiration to me but I can't get over how egotistical and pretentious "Art is Dead" comes off as. Is it just me? 66 1765 2,292 Joel Crooky @JoelCrooky. 9h If you're gonna dedicate an entire account to a creator, maybe only use the account for content related to said creator, posting controversial, personal opinions is something that should be done on your personal account and doesnt need to be linked to Wilbur :) 97 43 wilbur @TheWilburZone Replying to @JoelCrooky Joel I am Wilbur 3:17 09 Feb 20. Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 432 Likes

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Take care

Comics Follow Topic robliefeld @robertliefeld • 8h Before we part ways and never speak again.... I worked on 4 titles during the New 52. Take care. Yule Boy @NotDamka · 8h Weird way to tell everyone you didn't read 52. twitter.com/robertliefeld/... 26 1749 515
Comics Follow Topic robliefeld @robertliefeld • 8h Before we part ways and never speak again.... I worked on 4 titles during the New 52. Take care. Yule Boy @NotDamka · 8h Weird way to tell everyone you didn't read 52. twitter.com/robertliefeld/... 26 1749 515

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A mistake has been made

HOGWARTS J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Snape is all grey. You can't make him a saint: he was vindictive & bullying. You can't make him a devil: he died to save the wizarding world 21.8K 33.6K @jk_rowling no he died to clear his conscience 11/27/15, 1:44 AM 3d
HOGWARTS J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Snape is all grey. You can't make him a saint: he was vindictive & bullying. You can't make him a devil: he died to save the wizarding world 21.8K 33.6K @jk_rowling no he died to clear his conscience 11/27/15, 1:44 AM 3d

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"Uncredited"

Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11 1h • Thank you. It was written originally in English by an American. Me. I was credited as the author. Stephen Greene @StepheninKorea ⚫ 2h Pachinko by @minjinlee11 was a incredible book. The uncredited english translator really captured all the nuances of the native hangul. 17 1786 1,965 ↑
Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11 1h • Thank you. It was written originally in English by an American. Me. I was credited as the author. Stephen Greene @StepheninKorea ⚫ 2h Pachinko by @minjinlee11 was a incredible book. The uncredited english translator really captured all the nuances of the native hangul. 17 1786 1,965 ↑

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Oh..

SUUDE MARY & MARK WATSON Mark Watson (actual) ✪ @watsoncomedian Anecdote: once went to pitch a comedy-drama to a certain commissioner. He expressed doubt that I had the right 'tone' for the channel (BBC4). Suggested I watch something called A Child's Christmases in Wales. I mean, *I* wrote that, I said, politely. Tweet vertalen 05 mei 20 om 13:39 Twitter Web App 126 Retweets 5 geciteerde Tweets
SUUDE MARY & MARK WATSON Mark Watson (actual) ✪ @watsoncomedian Anecdote: once went to pitch a comedy-drama to a certain commissioner. He expressed doubt that I had the right 'tone' for the channel (BBC4). Suggested I watch something called A Child's Christmases in Wales. I mean, *I* wrote that, I said, politely. Tweet vertalen 05 mei 20 om 13:39 Twitter Web App 126 Retweets 5 geciteerde Tweets

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She wrote the movie

Decider @decider-2d Did you know that #LegallyBlonde originally ended with Reese Witherspoon's Elle Woods and Selma Blair's Vivian Kensington getting together?! trib.al/ gSUPXnX Karen McCullah @KarenM... - 43m This is not true Drag King - 29m Source? Here's mine: 12,757 4,568 Karen McCullah @KarenMcCullah1 Replying to @decider This is not true. 3:13 PM - 7/8/21 Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 171 Likes nytimes.com 'Legally Blonde' Oral History: From Raunchy Script to Feminist Classic Karen McCullah @KarenM... .13m... I wrote the movie. Im in the picture you just posted. The actress quoted was incorrect 1
Decider @decider-2d Did you know that #LegallyBlonde originally ended with Reese Witherspoon's Elle Woods and Selma Blair's Vivian Kensington getting together?! trib.al/ gSUPXnX Karen McCullah @KarenM... - 43m This is not true Drag King - 29m Source? Here's mine: 12,757 4,568 Karen McCullah @KarenMcCullah1 Replying to @decider This is not true. 3:13 PM - 7/8/21 Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 171 Likes nytimes.com 'Legally Blonde' Oral History: From Raunchy Script to Feminist Classic Karen McCullah @KarenM... .13m... I wrote the movie. Im in the picture you just posted. The actress quoted was incorrect 1

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Thanks!

Sam Parker @SamParkerSenate. 4h Oh, I see, you're an immigrant. Pardon me. Maybe it's just a language barrier then? I recommend some English courses. You'll get the hang of it. Just takes practice. 2 2 2 ↑ navneet alang @navalang Replying to @SamParkerSenate @Jasper Jade8 and @MattWalshBlog Ah, that's helpful, thank you. Might you recommend which language courses | might take? I already have a PhD in English literature, so they would need to build off of that.
Sam Parker @SamParkerSenate. 4h Oh, I see, you're an immigrant. Pardon me. Maybe it's just a language barrier then? I recommend some English courses. You'll get the hang of it. Just takes practice. 2 2 2 ↑ navneet alang @navalang Replying to @SamParkerSenate @Jasper Jade8 and @MattWalshBlog Ah, that's helpful, thank you. Might you recommend which language courses | might take? I already have a PhD in English literature, so they would need to build off of that.

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Someone messed up

MMA Roasted Retweeted The Barmaster @JoshLBarnett - 3h Did you just say I couldn't fight in the MMA cage? This may be the dumbest thing ever said to me on here and that's a spectacular achievement. 4h Replying to @JoshLBarnett And you definitely couldn't fight in that cage. I don't see why you guys talk about each other. It's ridiculous. 19 t 11 222 ili 24.2K
MMA Roasted Retweeted The Barmaster @JoshLBarnett - 3h Did you just say I couldn't fight in the MMA cage? This may be the dumbest thing ever said to me on here and that's a spectacular achievement. 4h Replying to @JoshLBarnett And you definitely couldn't fight in that cage. I don't see why you guys talk about each other. It's ridiculous. 19 t 11 222 ili 24.2K

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It's like that Spiderman meme

18:26 remo* MA ← Post 56% Jim May @jimmayjr. 1d Replying to @servomechanica @transsonicgirl and @joebarnard There is a reason NASA doesn't ask for random internet user #324's input for return readiness reviews and instead polls designated experts who actually have, understand, and listen to detailed factual flight information. 3 272 137 ilil 2.4K □ % Allison B @transsonicgirl Follow Replying to @jimmayjr @servomechanica and @joebarnard Hi I'm actually an aerospace engineer hope this helps 16:00 - 30 Jun 24 · 2,615 Views 6 Likes 27 Jim May @jimmayjr • 1d Σ Replying to @transsonicgirl @servomechanica and @joebarnard Same. Post your reply NASA LIVE
18:26 remo* MA ← Post 56% Jim May @jimmayjr. 1d Replying to @servomechanica @transsonicgirl and @joebarnard There is a reason NASA doesn't ask for random internet user #324's input for return readiness reviews and instead polls designated experts who actually have, understand, and listen to detailed factual flight information. 3 272 137 ilil 2.4K □ % Allison B @transsonicgirl Follow Replying to @jimmayjr @servomechanica and @joebarnard Hi I'm actually an aerospace engineer hope this helps 16:00 - 30 Jun 24 · 2,615 Views 6 Likes 27 Jim May @jimmayjr • 1d Σ Replying to @transsonicgirl @servomechanica and @joebarnard Same. Post your reply NASA LIVE

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Wait for it...

Jazzy Oliver - Voice Ac... @LadyJazzington I live for moments like this lol Follow You kind of sound like paintbrush from inanimate insanity 10h Reply Jazzy Oliver. Creator ...I'm about to blow your mind. 26s ago Reply Д Д
Jazzy Oliver - Voice Ac... @LadyJazzington I live for moments like this lol Follow You kind of sound like paintbrush from inanimate insanity 10h Reply Jazzy Oliver. Creator ...I'm about to blow your mind. 26s ago Reply Д Д

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Surprise

Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot Philip Proudfoot Article Talk XA Philip Proudfoot (born 28 November 1987) is an English anthropologist. Born and raised in M*s*c*I R*s*st*nc* @Barbi bb. 2h Replying to @Philip Proudfoot You ought to study anthropology sometime, it might give you a clue about thousands-of-years-old battles for land, not just globally, but especially in the Levant. 6:48 PM - 02 Oct 24 3,442 Views
Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot Philip Proudfoot Article Talk XA Philip Proudfoot (born 28 November 1987) is an English anthropologist. Born and raised in M*s*c*I R*s*st*nc* @Barbi bb. 2h Replying to @Philip Proudfoot You ought to study anthropology sometime, it might give you a clue about thousands-of-years-old battles for land, not just globally, but especially in the Levant. 6:48 PM - 02 Oct 24 3,442 Views

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No sound no problem

asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that
asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that

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Just one?

Marc @MarcSnetiker My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one
Marc @MarcSnetiker My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one

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And it stuck

Interesting As F--- ❤ c @interesting_all Subscribe The reason hurricanes and cyclones have human names is that the original meteorologist to name them, Clement Wragge, began naming them after politicians he didn't like. This let him say they were 'causing great distress' or 'wandering aimlessly'
Interesting As F--- ❤ c @interesting_all Subscribe The reason hurricanes and cyclones have human names is that the original meteorologist to name them, Clement Wragge, began naming them after politicians he didn't like. This let him say they were 'causing great distress' or 'wandering aimlessly'

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Now that's a prank

Drew Mackie @drewgmackie This time of year, I grab weeds while I'm walking my dog and weave them into little wreaths that I leave around the neighborhood... specifically because there is a woman on Next Door who is furious because she thinks they are signs of witchcraft. I encourage you to do the same.
Drew Mackie @drewgmackie This time of year, I grab weeds while I'm walking my dog and weave them into little wreaths that I leave around the neighborhood... specifically because there is a woman on Next Door who is furious because she thinks they are signs of witchcraft. I encourage you to do the same.

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