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YOU SHALL KNOW THE FALSE SHEPHERD BY HIS MARK
YOU SHALL KNOW THE FALSE SHEPHERD BY HIS MARK

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Tweet on how those 14 year olds handled the situation

Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.
Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.

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Every Twitter screenshot meme

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Pinocchio meets Sexy Saw

Keaton Patti e》 @Keato.. . Mar 1 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. ﹀ SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT. WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet. BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it's covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he s covered in sexwebs SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please. Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale. Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with i SEXY DOLL (CONT D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor. SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one. BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? I didn't do that. Who did that? The whale did that.
Keaton Patti e》 @Keato.. . Mar 1 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the Saw movies and then asked it to write a Saw movie of its own. Here is the first page. ﹀ SAW 9: SAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY INT. WHALE A sexy woman, BECKY SEXWOMAN, is covered in blood, chained to a bed. She's in a whale, but doesn't know it yet. BECKY AH!!! Blood is supposed to be inside my body, not outside it! An old TV turns on. We know it's old because it's covered in cobwebs and voted for Trump. The doll from the other movies appears on the screen, but this time he's sexier. We know he's sexier because he s covered in sexwebs SEXY DOLL Hello, Becky. Want to play a game? BECKY Yes. of course. Don't be silly. Yes. 100%. Game please. Becky still doesn't realize she's inside a whale SEXY DOLL Becky, you are inside a whale. Becky now realizes she's inside a whale. She's fine with i SEXY DOLL (CONT D) I hid the key to this whale inside your pancreas BECKY (whispers to self) Good thing I'm a pancreas doctor. SEXY DOLL But since I know you're a pancreas doctor, I took it out of your pancreas and put it in one of your kidneys. The cool one. BECKY (whispers to self) Ah, f---. I don't know kidneys A countdown starts counting down from one hour on the TV. SEXY DOLL Whoa, what the f--- is that? I didn't do that. Who did that? The whale did that.

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Twitter's logo in the style of Tumblr

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Hypocrisy

Christine Sydelko @csydelko Following the worst part about being fat is you can't ever win with people: you wear sweats and people say you're wearing it to hide your body, dress nicely and people say you can't pull it off, eat unhealthy food and people call you a pig, eat healthy food and people say why do you bother 0:37 PM-29 Nov 2017 1,269 Retweets 5,249 Likes ● ●●「··霭 Christine Sydelko@csydelko 58s Replying to @csydelko the 2nd worst part about being fat is when people try to tell you they're fat shaming you because they're concerned for your health like yeah I'm sure you really care about my quality of life. guy with obscure anime character as profile picture 017 ロ192。648 a
Christine Sydelko @csydelko Following the worst part about being fat is you can't ever win with people: you wear sweats and people say you're wearing it to hide your body, dress nicely and people say you can't pull it off, eat unhealthy food and people call you a pig, eat healthy food and people say why do you bother 0:37 PM-29 Nov 2017 1,269 Retweets 5,249 Likes ● ●●「··霭 Christine Sydelko@csydelko 58s Replying to @csydelko the 2nd worst part about being fat is when people try to tell you they're fat shaming you because they're concerned for your health like yeah I'm sure you really care about my quality of life. guy with obscure anime character as profile picture 017 ロ192。648 a

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Moon Pie continues with the shitposts

MoonPie People ask me when I'm ready to quit tweeting and hang it up and the answer is I already have we've been on auto tweet for 3 months 2/23/18, 6:10 PM 425 Retweets 5,902 Likes Eric Geller @ericgeller 5h Replying to @MoonPie then how are you replying to people 49 MoonPie @MoonPie 5h Mool oheAt MoonPie we take feedback like this very seriously thank you
MoonPie People ask me when I'm ready to quit tweeting and hang it up and the answer is I already have we've been on auto tweet for 3 months 2/23/18, 6:10 PM 425 Retweets 5,902 Likes Eric Geller @ericgeller 5h Replying to @MoonPie then how are you replying to people 49 MoonPie @MoonPie 5h Mool oheAt MoonPie we take feedback like this very seriously thank you

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ACTUAL TWITTER INTERACTION

MoonPie e @MoonPie Today is for honoring all of the presidents of the united states but I don't think there is a president of brands on Twitter so maybe that could be MoonPie one day who knows 2/19/18, 4:34 PM 343 Retweets 5,984 Likes Shari @MissTwitchy 1d Replying to @MoonPie Pretty sure @Wendys is the president 182 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d Ok but I just mean like someday you know Wendy's @Wendys 1d We'll give you our endorsement 19 ㅇ540 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d PI feel like that's pretty powerful but you know what would be even more powerful Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Infinity Stones? 913 23 535 MoonPie @MoonPie-1d PiI was going to say a tiger with a twitter but I feel like we're circling around something big here Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Frosted Flakes homie probably has a Twitter Tony the Tiger * @realtonytiger-19h It's true. This tiger is on Twitter ﹀ MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Sup Tony Tony the Tiger @realtonyt.ger. 18h ﹀ Hey MoonPie. Busy day eating cereal and living life. It's pretty Gr-r-reat MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Haha that's what you say on the television very cool very cool
MoonPie e @MoonPie Today is for honoring all of the presidents of the united states but I don't think there is a president of brands on Twitter so maybe that could be MoonPie one day who knows 2/19/18, 4:34 PM 343 Retweets 5,984 Likes Shari @MissTwitchy 1d Replying to @MoonPie Pretty sure @Wendys is the president 182 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d Ok but I just mean like someday you know Wendy's @Wendys 1d We'll give you our endorsement 19 ㅇ540 MoonPie @MoonPie 1d PI feel like that's pretty powerful but you know what would be even more powerful Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Infinity Stones? 913 23 535 MoonPie @MoonPie-1d PiI was going to say a tiger with a twitter but I feel like we're circling around something big here Wendy's @Wendys 1d The Frosted Flakes homie probably has a Twitter Tony the Tiger * @realtonytiger-19h It's true. This tiger is on Twitter ﹀ MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Sup Tony Tony the Tiger @realtonyt.ger. 18h ﹀ Hey MoonPie. Busy day eating cereal and living life. It's pretty Gr-r-reat MoonPie @MoonPie 18h Haha that's what you say on the television very cool very cool

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don’t forget to subscribe

Tom Gara @tomgara Follow My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" RETWEETS LIKES 18,327 38,100 8:23 PM 6 May 2017 280 t 18K 38K
Tom Gara @tomgara Follow My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" RETWEETS LIKES 18,327 38,100 8:23 PM 6 May 2017 280 t 18K 38K

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Listem to the brid...

Jet the Hawk @Jet_the Hawk This is b-------. I speak as an mbassador on behalf of all avian- kind when I say a finely tuned turbo four-banger sounds great and I hope they peg it off the limiter and make that "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA noise every time they take a jump First road rally race will give birds PTSD
Jet the Hawk @Jet_the Hawk This is b-------. I speak as an mbassador on behalf of all avian- kind when I say a finely tuned turbo four-banger sounds great and I hope they peg it off the limiter and make that "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA noise every time they take a jump First road rally race will give birds PTSD

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D E S T R O Y E D

Helen George @helen_george Sorry if my chins offended you, I chose to feed my baby healthily and not starve myself in a selfish act to look good on tv. Would you say this to a pregnant lady's face? You should look on pregnant ladies multiple chins with love, they are busy making the future x Andre Fernández @AndreF75 Helen George is massive. She should be put on a diet. #callthemidwife
Helen George @helen_george Sorry if my chins offended you, I chose to feed my baby healthily and not starve myself in a selfish act to look good on tv. Would you say this to a pregnant lady's face? You should look on pregnant ladies multiple chins with love, they are busy making the future x Andre Fernández @AndreF75 Helen George is massive. She should be put on a diet. #callthemidwife

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delete your account

Elon Musk @elonmusk Follow Hold up what the f---? 10:50 PM- 06 Feb 2018 3,270 Retweets 10,210 Likes Ge) 998口3.3K 10K Illuminati @NWO NOW Replying to @elonmusk Delete your account. 06 Feb 2018
Elon Musk @elonmusk Follow Hold up what the f---? 10:50 PM- 06 Feb 2018 3,270 Retweets 10,210 Likes Ge) 998口3.3K 10K Illuminati @NWO NOW Replying to @elonmusk Delete your account. 06 Feb 2018

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Pleeeeeese make this happen

oo Verizon LTE 11:28 PM @ 24%D Tweet Chase @chaseisangry Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want "Do u have a bathroom?" "No we s--- outside like bears" 7/23/17, 4:08 PM 1,695 RETWEETS 3,540 LIKES
oo Verizon LTE 11:28 PM @ 24%D Tweet Chase @chaseisangry Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want "Do u have a bathroom?" "No we s--- outside like bears" 7/23/17, 4:08 PM 1,695 RETWEETS 3,540 LIKES

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This truly is the darkest timeline.

Sebas @SebAnimation1 Seguir So the rumors are true, Norm of the north got a sequel NORM NORTH OF THE THE NOT FORD 20:13 - 16 dic. 2017 91 Retweets 252 Me gusta C O④ 9 44 t 91252
Sebas @SebAnimation1 Seguir So the rumors are true, Norm of the north got a sequel NORM NORTH OF THE THE NOT FORD 20:13 - 16 dic. 2017 91 Retweets 252 Me gusta C O④ 9 44 t 91252

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How To Artist

DAVID LYNCH @DAVID_LYNCH Literally all you need to be an artist. FREE 5 art supplies & pain
DAVID LYNCH @DAVID_LYNCH Literally all you need to be an artist. FREE 5 art supplies & pain

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French are idiots for some people

判准.y.yith.::!nagy》@d(.ietrl('S.rk'ux.2.i min Bro you ban kinders but not weapons teenagers are eating tide pods some of you think the earth is 2018 years old you think that climate change doesn't exist Do you also want to talk about your president AppSame @AppSame En réponse à @USATODAY OK the French are officially idiots O 19 tl 123 298
判准.y.yith.::!nagy》@d(.ietrl('S.rk'ux.2.i min Bro you ban kinders but not weapons teenagers are eating tide pods some of you think the earth is 2018 years old you think that climate change doesn't exist Do you also want to talk about your president AppSame @AppSame En réponse à @USATODAY OK the French are officially idiots O 19 tl 123 298

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Truth

( hot cheeto n---- ⓥ Follow @almondmilka can vall "twitter is too sensitive" hoes admit that you miss "old twitter" because you didn't actually have to be original or funny; you just had to make fun of gay people or call black women roaches to have clout.
( hot cheeto n---- ⓥ Follow @almondmilka can vall "twitter is too sensitive" hoes admit that you miss "old twitter" because you didn't actually have to be original or funny; you just had to make fun of gay people or call black women roaches to have clout.

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Choose Your Story: ⚪ Hero ⚪ Dark

GHOST @GHOSTfalcon01 Seguir Choose Your Story: Hero Dark Traducir del ingles Sowo
GHOST @GHOSTfalcon01 Seguir Choose Your Story: Hero Dark Traducir del ingles Sowo

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OH SHIT

Lewis @PolarSaurusRex Lmao @BillGates 6000 Gamerscore 4165 G Zone Recreation Message Text you only won because you probabaly cheated . my dad owns microsoft i can get u banned kid Bill Gates @BillGates Replying to @PolarSaurusRex You think he's joking? I'm banning you right now lol
Lewis @PolarSaurusRex Lmao @BillGates 6000 Gamerscore 4165 G Zone Recreation Message Text you only won because you probabaly cheated . my dad owns microsoft i can get u banned kid Bill Gates @BillGates Replying to @PolarSaurusRex You think he's joking? I'm banning you right now lol

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The absolute bastard.

Kal @captainkalvis me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier sperm bank employee: what glass of milk me: the glass of milk that was sitting on vour desk sperm bank employee: oh my god me: what sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk
Kal @captainkalvis me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier sperm bank employee: what glass of milk me: the glass of milk that was sitting on vour desk sperm bank employee: oh my god me: what sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk

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