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I Love Pi

Robert H. Woodman @RobertHWoodman Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 9:42 AM 25 Jul 21 · Twitter Web App 383 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 1,915 Likes ...

Robert H. Woodman @RobertHWoodman Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 9:42 AM 25 Jul 21 · Twitter Web App 383 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 1,915 Likes ...

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Apparently being an anti-pedophile makes you a right-winger now

Bcon @betterwithbacOn · 3h Replying to @AdequateEmily CUTIES 2020, Comedy/Drama, 1h 36m 88% 16% FRESH IES ТОМАТОМЕТER AUDIENCE SCORE 80 Reviews 2,500+ Ratings 13 27 5 288 3h Haven't seen it but didn't this movie just become the target of right wing outrage? | mean In the Midwest and south they still have child pageants but acted outraged a women director made a coming of age movie about girls dancing? 21 27 3 102 wizardman @wizardman69420 · 1h Is being anti-p--- right wing now? 43

Bcon @betterwithbacOn · 3h Replying to @AdequateEmily CUTIES 2020, Comedy/Drama, 1h 36m 88% 16% FRESH IES ТОМАТОМЕТER AUDIENCE SCORE 80 Reviews 2,500+ Ratings 13 27 5 288 3h Haven't seen it but didn't this movie just become the target of right wing outrage? | mean In the Midwest and south they still have child pageants but acted outraged a women director made a coming of age movie about girls dancing? 21 27 3 102 wizardman @wizardman69420 · 1h Is being anti-p--- right wing now? 43

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I’m Japanese. I teach you some Japanese.

成瀬鳴/Naruse Naru 【にじさんじ】 ... @narusenaru_2434 私は日本人です。 I'm Japanese. 日本語を教えます。 I teach you some Japanese. とても簡単です。 Very easy. かみ[kami] Hair かみkami] Раper かみ(kami] Тop かみ[kami] God 1:23 AM - Jul 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 36.7K Retweets 1,902 Quote Tweets 136.6K Likes

成瀬鳴/Naruse Naru 【にじさんじ】 ... @narusenaru_2434 私は日本人です。 I'm Japanese. 日本語を教えます。 I teach you some Japanese. とても簡単です。 Very easy. かみ[kami] Hair かみkami] Раper かみ(kami] Тop かみ[kami] God 1:23 AM - Jul 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 36.7K Retweets 1,902 Quote Tweets 136.6K Likes

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I'm at a loss for words....

this wouldnt be a debate if sick and equally disgusting japanese people people stopped pandering to pedophiles (easy solution would be to wipe the japanese off the face of the earth but thats just my idea) 46 27 80 ♡ 17 il 00

this wouldnt be a debate if sick and equally disgusting japanese people people stopped pandering to pedophiles (easy solution would be to wipe the japanese off the face of the earth but thats just my idea) 46 27 80 ♡ 17 il 00

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Me on Twitter vs Me in real life - "These white men are dangerous" Edition

Me on twitter vs Me in real life -7 Nov 2016 Lmaooo truuu 1 O 2 7 Nov 2016 this is true and I don't want to admit it O 2 8 Nov 2016 Replying to @woah_karen trueeee hese white men are dangerd .9 Nov 2016 f--- this is me af 11:33 AM - 6 Nov 2016 O 2 9,232 Retweets 25,115 Likes 6 Nov 2016 17 9.2K O 25K Replying to 297 so true wowowowow - 7 Nov 2016 this is literally me. Lol -6 Nov 2016 got damn this me as hell - Feb 7 Hahahaha my kryptonite honestly O 1 -6 Nov 2016 Replying to · 20 Nov 2016 this was a tweet literally about me and we all know it lol got me there Imao. 27

Me on twitter vs Me in real life -7 Nov 2016 Lmaooo truuu 1 O 2 7 Nov 2016 this is true and I don't want to admit it O 2 8 Nov 2016 Replying to @woah_karen trueeee hese white men are dangerd .9 Nov 2016 f--- this is me af 11:33 AM - 6 Nov 2016 O 2 9,232 Retweets 25,115 Likes 6 Nov 2016 17 9.2K O 25K Replying to 297 so true wowowowow - 7 Nov 2016 this is literally me. Lol -6 Nov 2016 got damn this me as hell - Feb 7 Hahahaha my kryptonite honestly O 1 -6 Nov 2016 Replying to · 20 Nov 2016 this was a tweet literally about me and we all know it lol got me there Imao. 27

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Ain't No Hollaback Squirrel

Spencer @13spencer Any song is better if you replace the word "girl" with "squirrel." Go ahead, try it.

Spencer @13spencer Any song is better if you replace the word "girl" with "squirrel." Go ahead, try it.

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True Love

While watching a movie with a boyfriend's family I fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it. That young man claimed the fart as his own- that's when I knew he loved me. I married him. Today we celebrate 15 years together.

While watching a movie with a boyfriend's family I fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it. That young man claimed the fart as his own- that's when I knew he loved me. I married him. Today we celebrate 15 years together.

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Parenting Done Right

Anna Gazmarian @anna_gazm... · 21h I heard my husband whispering to our daughter about ordering something on ... Amazon for her. Then I came home from the grocery today to this.

Anna Gazmarian @anna_gazm... · 21h I heard my husband whispering to our daughter about ordering something on ... Amazon for her. Then I came home from the grocery today to this.

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The Nice Popular Kid

J-Ryz @j_ryz Ran into a guy I played football with in high school today. As he's introducing me to his gf he says, "This is John he was the only popular kid in high school who didn't bully me. He was actually my friend." Just a reminder that people never forget how you make them feel

J-Ryz @j_ryz Ran into a guy I played football with in high school today. As he's introducing me to his gf he says, "This is John he was the only popular kid in high school who didn't bully me. He was actually my friend." Just a reminder that people never forget how you make them feel

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Graduation Gift

Frances Boreham @FrancesBoreham I once told my husband that I was jealous of Finnish PhD students because they got given a sword when they graduate. Sadly, my graduation this week has been postponed due to covid. But *he got me a sword*!

Frances Boreham @FrancesBoreham I once told my husband that I was jealous of Finnish PhD students because they got given a sword when they graduate. Sadly, my graduation this week has been postponed due to covid. But *he got me a sword*!

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Tariq Nasheed favorite

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Cuteness Overload

We have just had our patio done and my 6yo has loved going out and helping the builder, so it made his day to receive this. What an example of kindness Pay packet Harry For passing bricks Passing little pavers pointing brick work Mixing cement loading stone taking pictures of black birds and spider saying why more times than I have ever heard anyone say why and being a smashing little guy minus tax and national insurance £10.00

We have just had our patio done and my 6yo has loved going out and helping the builder, so it made his day to receive this. What an example of kindness Pay packet Harry For passing bricks Passing little pavers pointing brick work Mixing cement loading stone taking pictures of black birds and spider saying why more times than I have ever heard anyone say why and being a smashing little guy minus tax and national insurance £10.00

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Starbucks Order

Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus My mom loves going to Starbucks but she doesn't speak English and doesn't remember her order. Three times a week, I get a phone call from a barista and I'm like, "tall caramel frappuccino" and then quickly hang up like it's some sort of caffeinated drug deal.

Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus My mom loves going to Starbucks but she doesn't speak English and doesn't remember her order. Three times a week, I get a phone call from a barista and I'm like, "tall caramel frappuccino" and then quickly hang up like it's some sort of caffeinated drug deal.

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Best Day Ever

Mike G. Fejes @fejesmg I was unable to find child care for my daughter this week so we have been hanging out. Today, I took her for a 5km run/ bike ride (I try to run and she bikes). Halfway, she looked at me and said "this is the best day of my life daddy"... If anyone needs me, I am out buying a pony. 4:53 pm · 22/07/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mike G. Fejes @fejesmg I was unable to find child care for my daughter this week so we have been hanging out. Today, I took her for a 5km run/ bike ride (I try to run and she bikes). Halfway, she looked at me and said "this is the best day of my life daddy"... If anyone needs me, I am out buying a pony. 4:53 pm · 22/07/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cats Everywhere

Sarah Williams @misanthropologa During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.

Sarah Williams @misanthropologa During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.

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Teachers Deserve It

je @je I went to Target today and was buying all my students supplies for the upcoming school year and was pushing a cart full of massive amounts of stuff and a lady stops me and says "Are you a teacher?" so I say yes and she says "I don't care the price. I'll pay for all of it."

je @je I went to Target today and was buying all my students supplies for the upcoming school year and was pushing a cart full of massive amounts of stuff and a lady stops me and says "Are you a teacher?" so I say yes and she says "I don't care the price. I'll pay for all of it."

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Worth It

Daisy Alioto O @daisandconfused just spent so long prying my step grandmother's locket open and it was 100% worth it 10:08 AM · 5/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Daisy Alioto O @daisandconfused just spent so long prying my step grandmother's locket open and it was 100% worth it 10:08 AM · 5/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Zoom Participant

Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

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Ryan Reynolds

Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99 My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, sol decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds owill ent Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi

Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99 My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, sol decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds owill ent Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi

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Innovative

Jennifer Griffin Graham @jgriffingraham My kid discovered you can photocopy anything and now he's trying to prank me

Jennifer Griffin Graham @jgriffingraham My kid discovered you can photocopy anything and now he's trying to prank me

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