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He's probably so happy

Rachel⭑> @tolstoybb Follow Guy at my friend's office went on vacation and never came back. Deleted all social media. Never emailed anyone. It's been two weeks since he was supposed to come back from Italy and he's just gone. Livin the dream.
Rachel⭑> @tolstoybb Follow Guy at my friend's office went on vacation and never came back. Deleted all social media. Never emailed anyone. It's been two weeks since he was supposed to come back from Italy and he's just gone. Livin the dream.

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Honesty is the best policy

NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOLOGI.... 1d0 Update: I got hired. NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOL.... 2d Accidentally said "older women” were my weakness during a job interview. GIF ALT 744 t17.7K 431K 8.2M 8
NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOLOGI.... 1d0 Update: I got hired. NO. 1 STAR CONVOY APOL.... 2d Accidentally said "older women” were my weakness during a job interview. GIF ALT 744 t17.7K 431K 8.2M 8

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Fake it until you make it

4314 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit MPH Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"
4314 From oddlyspecific community on Reddit MPH Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"

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They teamed up

Charli D'amelio @charlidamelio Roblox is Trash I like Fortnite Better W 5:56 PM 03/21/21 1,000 Retweets 17 Roblox ↑ @roblox.4m Replying to @charlidamelio I dont care Fortnite doesnt want you anyways too... 125.4K 464.5K 1M ↑ Fortnite @fornite .38s F Replying to @roblox I couldn't agree more with Roblox 464.6K 17.6.1M. 10M ↑.
Charli D'amelio @charlidamelio Roblox is Trash I like Fortnite Better W 5:56 PM 03/21/21 1,000 Retweets 17 Roblox ↑ @roblox.4m Replying to @charlidamelio I dont care Fortnite doesnt want you anyways too... 125.4K 464.5K 1M ↑ Fortnite @fornite .38s F Replying to @roblox I couldn't agree more with Roblox 464.6K 17.6.1M. 10M ↑.

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That is insane

← Tweet Flagrant @YTFlagrant 9 Std. A stray shot from someone yesterday almost hit my head while I was playing apex. At most missed me by 3 inches and hit my left monitor. Vis life 632 1.831 24,1K Snad @ka_fu....... Antwort an @YTFlagrant Bro almost got third partied 0:28 26 Aug. 22 Twitter for iPhone
← Tweet Flagrant @YTFlagrant 9 Std. A stray shot from someone yesterday almost hit my head while I was playing apex. At most missed me by 3 inches and hit my left monitor. Vis life 632 1.831 24,1K Snad @ka_fu....... Antwort an @YTFlagrant Bro almost got third partied 0:28 26 Aug. 22 Twitter for iPhone

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It's all been so simple all along

overthinking -> write anxious -> move 22h tired -> breathe confused -> walk sad -> help someone 33 265 2.5K lil 94K ↑
overthinking -> write anxious -> move 22h tired -> breathe confused -> walk sad -> help someone 33 265 2.5K lil 94K ↑

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Take some probiotics

+ Father Figure + @nyaaaa_desu Follow Jobs are gone. Thrifting is ruined. Music and movies getting worse. No housing. Romance is dead. Authenticity is dying. Genuinely what is there to live for 1:04 AM - 10/5/24 659K Views 494 1 5.8K Most relevant replies 29K 2.4K ↑ The Knowledge Archivist @Knowl.... 9h Heal your gut! You'll feel different, trust me 10 179 199 lil 27K ☐ 1
+ Father Figure + @nyaaaa_desu Follow Jobs are gone. Thrifting is ruined. Music and movies getting worse. No housing. Romance is dead. Authenticity is dying. Genuinely what is there to live for 1:04 AM - 10/5/24 659K Views 494 1 5.8K Most relevant replies 29K 2.4K ↑ The Knowledge Archivist @Knowl.... 9h Heal your gut! You'll feel different, trust me 10 179 199 lil 27K ☐ 1

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It's over...

Plankton @ChumBucketInc Oh yea yall up posting this 2d Follow WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES AT WORK!!!! Wendy's! THE *KRABBY PATTY KOLLAB BUILD CARD 02024 OMATO OMATE TY Confide 24 Quality Is Our Recipe, LLC Not Distribute Proprietary xl SECRET KRABBY PATTY SAUCE [SALSA SECRETA KRABBY PATTY ALD VIDEO PATTY 2501 US I REV 07-2024 2024 Via 24 Viacom Created by Stephen Hillenb
Plankton @ChumBucketInc Oh yea yall up posting this 2d Follow WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES AT WORK!!!! Wendy's! THE *KRABBY PATTY KOLLAB BUILD CARD 02024 OMATO OMATE TY Confide 24 Quality Is Our Recipe, LLC Not Distribute Proprietary xl SECRET KRABBY PATTY SAUCE [SALSA SECRETA KRABBY PATTY ALD VIDEO PATTY 2501 US I REV 07-2024 2024 Via 24 Viacom Created by Stephen Hillenb

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Pretty sure it is

600 My ex is having a baby. Ummmm obsessed with me much? I used to be a baby... 22:23 05.08.22 Twitter Web App 6.615 Retweets 602 Quote Tweets 128K Likes 27 Replying to it's not about you 11 273 80 ↑ 8h
600 My ex is having a baby. Ummmm obsessed with me much? I used to be a baby... 22:23 05.08.22 Twitter Web App 6.615 Retweets 602 Quote Tweets 128K Likes 27 Replying to it's not about you 11 273 80 ↑ 8h

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Be so for real

dennis hegstad @dennishegstad If I had to choose between: A) winning $1.2b in the lottery or B) 100,000 LinkedIn followers I'm choosing option B every time. Never underestimate the power of having a personal brand online.
dennis hegstad @dennishegstad If I had to choose between: A) winning $1.2b in the lottery or B) 100,000 LinkedIn followers I'm choosing option B every time. Never underestimate the power of having a personal brand online.

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No idea

Andy Richter ❤ @AndyRichter Went to visit my aunt, who despite suffering from dementia, has an intact sense of humor. Me: How have you been? Her: I have no idea.
Andy Richter ❤ @AndyRichter Went to visit my aunt, who despite suffering from dementia, has an intact sense of humor. Me: How have you been? Her: I have no idea.

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Just accept it

theLamb™ @welldamnDUB Replying to @Erin Denisee and @evelynvwoodsen *** Budgeting just tricks you into being comfortable with your current income 10:33 AM 12/10/21 Twitter for iPhone • .
theLamb™ @welldamnDUB Replying to @Erin Denisee and @evelynvwoodsen *** Budgeting just tricks you into being comfortable with your current income 10:33 AM 12/10/21 Twitter for iPhone • .

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They might be onto something...

Arslan @thega1nz When Tik Tok became a thing Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7 - 8/31/24 Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to s' ?
Arslan @thega1nz When Tik Tok became a thing Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7 - 8/31/24 Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to s' ?

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Ouch

beet @beetlechocolate - 21h 90% of men are ugly and 90% of women are pretty. Sorry > 68 17 21 261 ↑ Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Es... @ParikPatelCFA Replying to @beetlechocolate We are both in the 10% 4:07 PM 12/3/22 Twitter for iPhone 93 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 5,096 Likes
beet @beetlechocolate - 21h 90% of men are ugly and 90% of women are pretty. Sorry > 68 17 21 261 ↑ Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Es... @ParikPatelCFA Replying to @beetlechocolate We are both in the 10% 4:07 PM 12/3/22 Twitter for iPhone 93 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 5,096 Likes

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Fellas?

anna @Uni_revealed What are some "guy secrets" girls don't. know about? Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 the average guy is so starved for positive attention that a simple compliment is enough to get him interested in you Everyone Agrees
anna @Uni_revealed What are some "guy secrets" girls don't. know about? Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 the average guy is so starved for positive attention that a simple compliment is enough to get him interested in you Everyone Agrees

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Let's do it

Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

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Hot take

den @lousybite controversial but if i work a full time job i should be able to live in a one bedroom apartment by myself and not starve myself to make rent.
den @lousybite controversial but if i work a full time job i should be able to live in a one bedroom apartment by myself and not starve myself to make rent.

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Just poor

Bob Golen @BobGolen When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.
Bob Golen @BobGolen When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.

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Seriously though

POV: you're an American who needed a heart transplant Please retum upper portion with your payment Payment Plan $3,789.91 x 60 months Payment Options OR Pay In Full $227,394.75 Due 11/15/2022 View All Options: mhhs.org/paymybill Important Message Ash @theashrb So... if you can't pay that, do they take it what is the protocol? back or? ***
POV: you're an American who needed a heart transplant Please retum upper portion with your payment Payment Plan $3,789.91 x 60 months Payment Options OR Pay In Full $227,394.75 Due 11/15/2022 View All Options: mhhs.org/paymybill Important Message Ash @theashrb So... if you can't pay that, do they take it what is the protocol? back or? ***

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Parents...

Ed MD @notdred My father in law believes a YouTube video with two doctors who told him the vaccines change your DNA, over me, an actual vaccine researcher. How's your weekend going?
Ed MD @notdred My father in law believes a YouTube video with two doctors who told him the vaccines change your DNA, over me, an actual vaccine researcher. How's your weekend going?

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