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i @ribaslaahsni can't believe my 4yr old brother came into my room pretending to be a doctor and diagnosed me with ugly
i @ribaslaahsni can't believe my 4yr old brother came into my room pretending to be a doctor and diagnosed me with ugly

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kids are stupid /r/kidsarefuckingstupid kids children facepalm rare insults

It makes a difference

Miss B @MissBThe3rd Follow Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot. 8:37 PM - Sep 27, 2023 2.9M Views 307 8.4K 125K 2.4K go
Miss B @MissBThe3rd Follow Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot. 8:37 PM - Sep 27, 2023 2.9M Views 307 8.4K 125K 2.4K go

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kids are stupid /r/kidsarefuckingstupid kids children facepalm

Fantastic

hails @ i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this
hails @ i cant stop thinking about the one time back in high school we used to have an art show for all the students art and some kid made this

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tihi thanks i hate it /r/tihi hmmm

Not the jurger

babe whats wrong you've barely touched your jinner did i overcook your jurger OSHOIA QUALITY
babe whats wrong you've barely touched your jinner did i overcook your jurger OSHOIA QUALITY

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tihi thanks i hate it /r/tihi hmmm

Terrible idea

owen * @gatorcomputer. 3h new piercing idea: the full-body piercing. let me know what you think 64 1,904 19.1K 165K
owen * @gatorcomputer. 3h new piercing idea: the full-body piercing. let me know what you think 64 1,904 19.1K 165K

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tihi thanks i hate it /r/tihi hmmm

The basketball is not flat

Deborah Hyde @jourdemayne "Being a science writer is harder than being a sports writer" says @carlzimmer, "because sports writers don't have to deal with people who think that basketball doesn't even exist".
Deborah Hyde @jourdemayne "Being a science writer is harder than being a sports writer" says @carlzimmer, "because sports writers don't have to deal with people who think that basketball doesn't even exist".

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technically the truth /r/technicallythetruth technically true can't argue with that truth

Had to do it

Jay @linsas I was playing FIFA19 with some random dude online & he was using his headset & prolly forgot to turn it off so I was leading 3 nil at half time & I heard him say"if I win,will you sleepover?' and a girl replied yes but you won't win. I had to let bro win 5-3 for the culture
Jay @linsas I was playing FIFA19 with some random dude online & he was using his headset & prolly forgot to turn it off so I was leading 3 nil at half time & I heard him say"if I win,will you sleepover?' and a girl replied yes but you won't win. I had to let bro win 5-3 for the culture

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mad lads /r/madlads mad lad insane people madlad

Who cares?

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 23m 4 Daniel Craig when asked who he would like to see play James Bond next. "I don't care" (Source: variety.com/2024/film/news...) 151 7400 4.4K ılı 101K [ ↑
DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 23m 4 Daniel Craig when asked who he would like to see play James Bond next. "I don't care" (Source: variety.com/2024/film/news...) 151 7400 4.4K ılı 101K [ ↑

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mad lads /r/madlads mad lad insane people madlad james bond

if men's mental health mattered (to men)

danisha carter @danishacarterr Follow if men's mental health mattered (to men) they'd be creating safe spaces for themselves and each other, pursuing therapy, and creating community. instead, they perpetuate the very behaviors systems that have handicapped them in the first place, refuse to support or create community amongst each other, severely damage the women in their lives who try to care for them, and attack women online for not doing the work for them in replies to tweets like the one below lol. rova @rovabtw.3d MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS... 6:39 PM 9/15/24 6.4M Views • •
danisha carter @danishacarterr Follow if men's mental health mattered (to men) they'd be creating safe spaces for themselves and each other, pursuing therapy, and creating community. instead, they perpetuate the very behaviors systems that have handicapped them in the first place, refuse to support or create community amongst each other, severely damage the women in their lives who try to care for them, and attack women online for not doing the work for them in replies to tweets like the one below lol. rova @rovabtw.3d MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS... 6:39 PM 9/15/24 6.4M Views • •

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mental health men therapy community

Bugs

Aaron Patterson @tenderlove I like to add and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 1:21 AM Apr 20, 2016 Echofon 3.8K Retweets 5.4K Likes
Aaron Patterson @tenderlove I like to add and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 1:21 AM Apr 20, 2016 Echofon 3.8K Retweets 5.4K Likes

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Okay, buddy

jake @squidslippers back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse.i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.
jake @squidslippers back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse.i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.

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Found him

truckhole-deactivated20181203 god today i ID'd an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner sourdoughnibblers Follow that was the devil
truckhole-deactivated20181203 god today i ID'd an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner sourdoughnibblers Follow that was the devil

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A gum heist

jared bishop @jaredd_yabishop someone broke into my car last night, nothing was stolen but they chewed all my gum and put it back in the container, this is a hate crime
jared bishop @jaredd_yabishop someone broke into my car last night, nothing was stolen but they chewed all my gum and put it back in the container, this is a hate crime

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found satan /r/foundsatan pranks

How dare she

stoned cold fox (+) @roastmalone_ My downstairs neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I'm no narc so I haven't told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I'll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders
stoned cold fox (+) @roastmalone_ My downstairs neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I'm no narc so I haven't told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I'll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders

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found satan /r/foundsatan pranks

Pure evil

Phantom @Phantomthe 55th -2h Managed to get tickets for Wembley, Cardiff and Edinburgh. If you press alt+F4 it jumps you to the front of the queue. Q4 221 43 ili 4.5K 1 Tyler Follow @Tyler_RFC55 Just tried this and it closed the window ya fı b f drain 4 hours waiting down the
Phantom @Phantomthe 55th -2h Managed to get tickets for Wembley, Cardiff and Edinburgh. If you press alt+F4 it jumps you to the front of the queue. Q4 221 43 ili 4.5K 1 Tyler Follow @Tyler_RFC55 Just tried this and it closed the window ya fı b f drain 4 hours waiting down the

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Happy Halloween

jr @jamesear123 Posting "wow super problematic" under everybody's Halloween costume and then responding "I will not do the labor of educating you" when they ask for an explanation.
jr @jamesear123 Posting "wow super problematic" under everybody's Halloween costume and then responding "I will not do the labor of educating you" when they ask for an explanation.

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What a savage

rob harvilla @harvilla my 10-year-old son just took my phone and texted this to my wife AM Honey. I got fired. Delivered @donovantinklebink
rob harvilla @harvilla my 10-year-old son just took my phone and texted this to my wife AM Honey. I got fired. Delivered @donovantinklebink

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Don't do this

Nemo Follow @thecaptain_nemo making a kickstarter to redo this drone show in the sky over uncontacted amazonian tribes 0:08 습
Nemo Follow @thecaptain_nemo making a kickstarter to redo this drone show in the sky over uncontacted amazonian tribes 0:08 습

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Gorillas...

Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham - Nov 1 Why do Germans hate gorillas? Los Gorilas The Gorillas Die Gorillas fabulosos animales ueden llegar a medir 18 my pesar má heshpressive animal cn grow up to 1.8 m tall and eeindruckenden er werden bis zu 1,8 mg an weigh und 80 kg. than 180 K schwer
Stephen J. Graham @sjggraham - Nov 1 Why do Germans hate gorillas? Los Gorilas The Gorillas Die Gorillas fabulosos animales ueden llegar a medir 18 my pesar má heshpressive animal cn grow up to 1.8 m tall and eeindruckenden er werden bis zu 1,8 mg an weigh und 80 kg. than 180 K schwer

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brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm mildly interesting funny signs

Lagging

levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x
levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x

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brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm mildly interesting