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Dexerto @Dexerto 13h A 63-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stealing $400K worth of cheese Q1K 74.2K 58.5K 2.1M ☐ %

Dexerto @Dexerto 13h A 63-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stealing $400K worth of cheese Q1K 74.2K 58.5K 2.1M ☐ %

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Wonder what it is...

contrapoints ❤ 6h I have discovered a new flavor of unhappiness 4.6K Q94 () 258 53

contrapoints ❤ 6h I have discovered a new flavor of unhappiness 4.6K Q94 () 258 53

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They aren't wrong

gabb @gabbgoudy boy: i wish girls liked sports. girl: i like sports boy: name the blood type of every heisman winner since 1990 9:53 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone • . 3,718 Retweets 32.7K Likes

gabb @gabbgoudy boy: i wish girls liked sports. girl: i like sports boy: name the blood type of every heisman winner since 1990 9:53 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone • . 3,718 Retweets 32.7K Likes

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I can't imagine why

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

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Having a what?

Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul Follow my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis lustykrab 20, 2024 7.2M Views

Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul Follow my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis lustykrab 20, 2024 7.2M Views

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Being an adult is hard

jonny sun being an adult is inviting a friend over to cook dinner with but then they cook with your salad onion instead of your cooking onion and you want to shout "no not my salad onion!! use the cooking onion!!" but instead you just smile and say "we are having a great time"

jonny sun being an adult is inviting a friend over to cook dinner with but then they cook with your salad onion instead of your cooking onion and you want to shout "no not my salad onion!! use the cooking onion!!" but instead you just smile and say "we are having a great time"

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Real

Amy A @lolennui Here's how they raised millennial kids: go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college 600 go to college go to college uuuh why'd you go to college if you wanted electricity AND a roof?? you kids are overeducated and over-gay 5:47 AM Nov 24, 2020 39.3K Reposts 1,872 Quotes 314.8K Likes 2,295 Bookmarks 27 2.2K ↑ <]

Amy A @lolennui Here's how they raised millennial kids: go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college 600 go to college go to college uuuh why'd you go to college if you wanted electricity AND a roof?? you kids are overeducated and over-gay 5:47 AM Nov 24, 2020 39.3K Reposts 1,872 Quotes 314.8K Likes 2,295 Bookmarks 27 2.2K ↑ <]

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It is an illness

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do che off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM 10/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone

caleb hearon @calebsaysthings what is the name of the illness where your friends with real jobs start talking like grown ups overnight? saying s like "it's very good to hear you're well, always nice to catch up." I've seen you do che off another person why are you microsoft outlook- ing me. 6:26 PM 10/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Milk plus

Avery Edison @aedison every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 10:59 AM - 14 Apr 21 14.3K Retweets 2,014 Quote Tweets 220K Likes 27 Open-Concept Living Space of ... 19h. Replying to @aedison and @imteddybless We're drinking 1 or 2% milk and he's out there drinking 115% milk.

Avery Edison @aedison every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 10:59 AM - 14 Apr 21 14.3K Retweets 2,014 Quote Tweets 220K Likes 27 Open-Concept Living Space of ... 19h. Replying to @aedison and @imteddybless We're drinking 1 or 2% milk and he's out there drinking 115% milk.

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Gotta catch 'em all

EG Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_ Follow Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 3h The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet 959 MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba $ 30 30 10:45 AM 11/7/24 262K Views •

EG Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_ Follow Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 3h The Panthers have agreed to terms with RB Chuba Hubbard on 4-year, $33.2M contract extension, per @RapSheet 959 MASSIVE PAYDAY for Chuba $ 30 30 10:45 AM 11/7/24 262K Views •

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It makes no sense

40m A recruiter contacted me over the last few days because they found a position i was "over qualified, and a perfect fit for" I recieved a call today, from the *same* recruiter saying that the job passed me over and disqualified me "Because i had no relevant experience" This country's employment system is completely 1 and ridiculous.

40m A recruiter contacted me over the last few days because they found a position i was "over qualified, and a perfect fit for" I recieved a call today, from the *same* recruiter saying that the job passed me over and disqualified me "Because i had no relevant experience" This country's employment system is completely 1 and ridiculous.

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One of the two

wild milk @_wildmilk > Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain Posted in r/awfuleverything reddit

wild milk @_wildmilk > Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain Posted in r/awfuleverything reddit

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Clever

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said: "Bring my laptop back now." I said: "$200 and it's yours."

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said: "Bring my laptop back now." I said: "$200 and it's yours."

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Be careful with lying...

Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on friday. 31/08/2016, 16:44 5,349 RETWEETS 4,304 LIKES Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc 20h Man has been sitting in the car for the past half hour googling "the most painless way to break your fingers". 2,823 1,652

Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on friday. 31/08/2016, 16:44 5,349 RETWEETS 4,304 LIKES Javier Acosta @Shimz_Afc 20h Man has been sitting in the car for the past half hour googling "the most painless way to break your fingers". 2,823 1,652

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Seems about right

society understander @mywifecameback Decided to become a boomer cartoonist I hate my wife Father, I cannot click the book

society understander @mywifecameback Decided to become a boomer cartoonist I hate my wife Father, I cannot click the book

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Sweet

Samuel West @exitthelemming 50 years ago they tried to stop Katherine Switzer running the Boston Marathon. Yesterday, at 70, she ran it again, wearing the same number. 261 29 261

Samuel West @exitthelemming 50 years ago they tried to stop Katherine Switzer running the Boston Marathon. Yesterday, at 70, she ran it again, wearing the same number. 261 29 261

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This costume

Lucky Turner @luckyturner Follow Thanks to 45 for helping spur on the idea for my Halloween costume: Black Jobs 2:54 PM 11/1/24 308K Views

Lucky Turner @luckyturner Follow Thanks to 45 for helping spur on the idea for my Halloween costume: Black Jobs 2:54 PM 11/1/24 308K Views

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Give this man a medal

Edgar @edgarrm... 17h I DID IT!!! YES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! 103 days 103 hikes 103 buckets of trash! Today after walking to our waterfalls and back, I failed to find enough trash to fill HALF my bucket, let alone the entire thing. I think I have successfully cleaned up my entire park!!! 22,1K views 79 1261 2.108 A

Edgar @edgarrm... 17h I DID IT!!! YES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!! 103 days 103 hikes 103 buckets of trash! Today after walking to our waterfalls and back, I failed to find enough trash to fill HALF my bucket, let alone the entire thing. I think I have successfully cleaned up my entire park!!! 22,1K views 79 1261 2.108 A

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Choose wisely

@yaoification I love nursing school man Follow The father of a newborn tells the nurse, "My son just died." How should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss." "There is an angel in heaven." "I understand how you feel." "You can have other children." 2:58 PM - 10/30/24 -1.3M Views M Τα NST ro as

@yaoification I love nursing school man Follow The father of a newborn tells the nurse, "My son just died." How should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss." "There is an angel in heaven." "I understand how you feel." "You can have other children." 2:58 PM - 10/30/24 -1.3M Views M Τα NST ro as

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Just imagine

DiscussingFilm 4 @DiscussingFilm Follow Snoop Dogg says he's working on a movie inspired by his love for 'PLANET OF THE APES' but with a twist. "Just imagine it was dogs instead of apes” (Source: variety.com/2024/music/new...) ° 8:52 PM Nov 1, 2024 712.2K Views •

DiscussingFilm 4 @DiscussingFilm Follow Snoop Dogg says he's working on a movie inspired by his love for 'PLANET OF THE APES' but with a twist. "Just imagine it was dogs instead of apes” (Source: variety.com/2024/music/new...) ° 8:52 PM Nov 1, 2024 712.2K Views •

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