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Moonlight Wins

急 hunter harris @hunteryharris Follow sorry, no. there's a mistake. Moonlight, u guys won best picture. Moonlight won. this is not a joke. come up here. this a not a joke, i'm afraid they read the wrong thing. this is not a joke. Moonlight has won best picture. Moonlight: Best Picture 7:23 PM -7 Nov 2017
急 hunter harris @hunteryharris Follow sorry, no. there's a mistake. Moonlight, u guys won best picture. Moonlight won. this is not a joke. come up here. this a not a joke, i'm afraid they read the wrong thing. this is not a joke. Moonlight has won best picture. Moonlight: Best Picture 7:23 PM -7 Nov 2017

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Mr. Belvedere

Patrick Monahan @pattymo Following One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days. I say again: one time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days 5:35 PM 7 Nov 2017
Patrick Monahan @pattymo Following One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days. I say again: one time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days 5:35 PM 7 Nov 2017

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"International alliance of nationalists"

Tara McCarthy @TaraMcCarthy444 Follow I'm so proud that we are creating an international alliance of nationalists! Together we will beat globalism 7:46 PM 23 Oct 2017 Alexandra Scarin Follow @alexandraerin This is the best tweet since the Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe. Tara McCarthy @TaraMcCarthy444 I'm so proud that we are creating an international alliance of nationalists! Together we will beat globalism.
Tara McCarthy @TaraMcCarthy444 Follow I'm so proud that we are creating an international alliance of nationalists! Together we will beat globalism 7:46 PM 23 Oct 2017 Alexandra Scarin Follow @alexandraerin This is the best tweet since the Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe. Tara McCarthy @TaraMcCarthy444 I'm so proud that we are creating an international alliance of nationalists! Together we will beat globalism.

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The life of a project.

THE LIFE oF A PROTECT THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER IT'S DONE AND IT SUCKS, BUT NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT OK, THIS IS HARDER THAN ITHoUH THIS IS GONNA TAKE SoME WoR IT WILL BE GOO To FINISH THIS SUCKS AND IT'S BORING BCNSE IL LEARN SoMETHING FOR NEAT TIME (DARK NIGHT oF THE SovL)
THE LIFE oF A PROTECT THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER IT'S DONE AND IT SUCKS, BUT NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT OK, THIS IS HARDER THAN ITHoUH THIS IS GONNA TAKE SoME WoR IT WILL BE GOO To FINISH THIS SUCKS AND IT'S BORING BCNSE IL LEARN SoMETHING FOR NEAT TIME (DARK NIGHT oF THE SovL)

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Just normal professor problems.

Megan Southland @southlandmeg13 My friends professor sent this to the whole class at 1 am I'm dying resterday 10 PM Edit C a mail google.com IMPORTANT! THIS IS THE CORRECT LINK IT IS FOR AN ADULT WEBSITE Video #2 re Interacial Marriage is on class moodie page & here https://www.dropbox.com/s/ 9pplvb624/3yz9e/Loving.mp I TOTALLY SCREWED UP AND APOLOGIZE BIG-TIME httpo//www.babesandbitches.net/anna morna-spreading-in-black-stockings PLEASE DO NOT OPEN THE OTHE IT IS FOR AN ADULT WEBSITE IF ANY OF YOU OPENED IT BEFORE GETTING THIS EMAIL PLEASE LET ME KNOW Remember, a classmate suggested downloading the dropbox app for a better YES, I AM SCREAMING. HUGE I have not tried it Sincerely
Megan Southland @southlandmeg13 My friends professor sent this to the whole class at 1 am I'm dying resterday 10 PM Edit C a mail google.com IMPORTANT! THIS IS THE CORRECT LINK IT IS FOR AN ADULT WEBSITE Video #2 re Interacial Marriage is on class moodie page & here https://www.dropbox.com/s/ 9pplvb624/3yz9e/Loving.mp I TOTALLY SCREWED UP AND APOLOGIZE BIG-TIME httpo//www.babesandbitches.net/anna morna-spreading-in-black-stockings PLEASE DO NOT OPEN THE OTHE IT IS FOR AN ADULT WEBSITE IF ANY OF YOU OPENED IT BEFORE GETTING THIS EMAIL PLEASE LET ME KNOW Remember, a classmate suggested downloading the dropbox app for a better YES, I AM SCREAMING. HUGE I have not tried it Sincerely

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Comrade Owl

Students For Liberty@sfliberty 1h Bruuuuh When someone praises socialism Dr. Owl @USdotard Follow Replying to @sfliberty Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming 4:18 PM -24 Oct 2017 9·} @ 2 Retweets 53 Likes
Students For Liberty@sfliberty 1h Bruuuuh When someone praises socialism Dr. Owl @USdotard Follow Replying to @sfliberty Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming 4:18 PM -24 Oct 2017 9·} @ 2 Retweets 53 Likes

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Deep

spooky snack a @codeinefolk Been chasing people in their dreams so long I forgot to chase my own
spooky snack a @codeinefolk Been chasing people in their dreams so long I forgot to chase my own

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Spent too long on this by TOM (srsmn)

GEEZ,I THOUGHT SOMEONE WItH 280 CHARACTERS WOULD BE D $37 NO,YOU'RE THINKING OF SOMEONE WIH 280 CHARMANDERS ISS PRETTYERRIFIC
GEEZ,I THOUGHT SOMEONE WItH 280 CHARACTERS WOULD BE D $37 NO,YOU'RE THINKING OF SOMEONE WIH 280 CHARMANDERS ISS PRETTYERRIFIC

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This website is free

Baked AlaskaTM·@baked.". 1h The Democratic Party defended slavery, started the civil war, and founded the KKK. But youl never hear that in a history class. KRANG &NELSON @Kra... 1h Replying to @bakedalaska lol you absolutely learn that in history class Baked Alaska™ . @bakedalaska Replying to @KrangTNelson I was home schooled and it was not taught
Baked AlaskaTM·@baked.". 1h The Democratic Party defended slavery, started the civil war, and founded the KKK. But youl never hear that in a history class. KRANG &NELSON @Kra... 1h Replying to @bakedalaska lol you absolutely learn that in history class Baked Alaska™ . @bakedalaska Replying to @KrangTNelson I was home schooled and it was not taught

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Skype Likes MHA

shō.. @eraesure 10h skyped my friend for two hours in which its just me 1hour crying over the fact that im in love with someone Skype @Skype Replying to @eraesure Don't be sad! Be strong like Al Might! 12:27 AM 14 Oct 17
shō.. @eraesure 10h skyped my friend for two hours in which its just me 1hour crying over the fact that im in love with someone Skype @Skype Replying to @eraesure Don't be sad! Be strong like Al Might! 12:27 AM 14 Oct 17

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This is exactly how bad it is on there

Tom @Natsoc SS Follow Replying to @Nature_and_Race Instagram! I swear, I can't post a single swastika on my feed without getting banned! Thats why I moved to twitter and google plus. 11:55 PM 11 Oct 2017 4 Likes
Tom @Natsoc SS Follow Replying to @Nature_and_Race Instagram! I swear, I can't post a single swastika on my feed without getting banned! Thats why I moved to twitter and google plus. 11:55 PM 11 Oct 2017 4 Likes

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Claps in French / en Fraicais

Matt B. @tederick Follow All true Canadians know there is only one proper use of the new 280 character limit on Twitter.| Tous les vrais Canadiens savent qu'il n'y a qu'une bonne utilisation de la nouvelle limite de 280 caractères sur Twitter. Translate from French 1:22 PM-28 Sep 2017 3,230 Retweets 6,719 Likes R 4
Matt B. @tederick Follow All true Canadians know there is only one proper use of the new 280 character limit on Twitter.| Tous les vrais Canadiens savent qu'il n'y a qu'une bonne utilisation de la nouvelle limite de 280 caractères sur Twitter. Translate from French 1:22 PM-28 Sep 2017 3,230 Retweets 6,719 Likes R 4

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My Giant Dick

Stu Gnuts @blammus Follow l trip down the sidewalk and my d--- spills out of my shorts and bounces around. Embarrassed, i stuff my floppy c--- into my shorts and..gadzooks! I accidentally jam my pud right up my ass! I yell and kick over a baby carriage, spilling the child into the path of an oncoming semi 12:07 AM - 27 Sep 2017
Stu Gnuts @blammus Follow l trip down the sidewalk and my d--- spills out of my shorts and bounces around. Embarrassed, i stuff my floppy c--- into my shorts and..gadzooks! I accidentally jam my pud right up my ass! I yell and kick over a baby carriage, spilling the child into the path of an oncoming semi 12:07 AM - 27 Sep 2017

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Eric Garland Parody

Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat Following Oh no, they've given Eric Garland the 280 characters Eric Garland @ericgarland Strap yourselves in, Ericheads, because the Ballin' Blue Bird we call Twitter has given the G-Man (me) 280 big, fat, moist characters. Now when I squirt my thought juice into your curious craniums it'll bee extra thick and creamy. My ideas were hefty before but now they come witha warning label - "Caution: Wide Load"! Let's rock!
Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat Following Oh no, they've given Eric Garland the 280 characters Eric Garland @ericgarland Strap yourselves in, Ericheads, because the Ballin' Blue Bird we call Twitter has given the G-Man (me) 280 big, fat, moist characters. Now when I squirt my thought juice into your curious craniums it'll bee extra thick and creamy. My ideas were hefty before but now they come witha warning label - "Caution: Wide Load"! Let's rock!

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This Is Just To Say

J. Robert Lennon Follow This is just to say I have raised the limit of the characters on the webpage and which you probably thought were more than adequate Forgive me it's difficult to punish verbal abuse This is easier and costs less money and um Some other stuff uh, thinkfluencing, pivoting to vi
J. Robert Lennon Follow This is just to say I have raised the limit of the characters on the webpage and which you probably thought were more than adequate Forgive me it's difficult to punish verbal abuse This is easier and costs less money and um Some other stuff uh, thinkfluencing, pivoting to vi

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Edited Jack Tweet

ooo AT&T Wi-Fi T5:11 PM 25% Tweet jack * @jack This is a small change, but a big move fer us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoug solving a real problem while maintaining our hrevity, speee,_ andessence! Tweet your reply
ooo AT&T Wi-Fi T5:11 PM 25% Tweet jack * @jack This is a small change, but a big move fer us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoug solving a real problem while maintaining our hrevity, speee,_ andessence! Tweet your reply

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Jack's Long Tweet

jack @jack Follow This is a small change, but a big move for us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoughtful the team has been in solving a real problem people have when trying to tweet. And at the same time maintaining our brevity, speed, and essence! Twitter@Twitter Can't fit your Tweet into 140 characters? We're trying something new with a small group, and increasing the character limit to 280! Excited about the possibilities? Read our blog to find out how it all adds up... 6:00 PM -26 Sep 2017
jack @jack Follow This is a small change, but a big move for us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoughtful the team has been in solving a real problem people have when trying to tweet. And at the same time maintaining our brevity, speed, and essence! Twitter@Twitter Can't fit your Tweet into 140 characters? We're trying something new with a small group, and increasing the character limit to 280! Excited about the possibilities? Read our blog to find out how it all adds up... 6:00 PM -26 Sep 2017

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Why are you that color?

19h JJ @vodkakissesx @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green? Expand 19h THE Grinch @ltsTheGrinchYO "@vodkakissesx: @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green?" Why are you orange? Hide conversation ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorite 179 140
19h JJ @vodkakissesx @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green? Expand 19h THE Grinch @ltsTheGrinchYO "@vodkakissesx: @itsthegrinchyo Why are you green?" Why are you orange? Hide conversation ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorite 179 140

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None of us do, buddy... None of us do.

chris Follow @spliced I swear to god I don't even know what's goin on in 2017 anymore BLACK 7:11 AM-22 Aug 2017 39,918 Retweets 69,472 Likes
chris Follow @spliced I swear to god I don't even know what's goin on in 2017 anymore BLACK 7:11 AM-22 Aug 2017 39,918 Retweets 69,472 Likes

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Finally some good news

Kermit@ltsKermit 3 tim Finally some good news óversǎtt fr n engelska U.S. + CNN Too much time on the internet may lead to an early death, study finds. By James Nielssen, CNN 4,13 1,1 tn 2,1 tn
Kermit@ltsKermit 3 tim Finally some good news óversǎtt fr n engelska U.S. + CNN Too much time on the internet may lead to an early death, study finds. By James Nielssen, CNN 4,13 1,1 tn 2,1 tn

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