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Crocodiles

Demolicious ... @Demolition_d it simply tickles me pink how after tens of millions of years crocodiles still refuse to learn how to chew in favor of slamdunking the butt g brains out of everything
Demolicious ... @Demolition_d it simply tickles me pink how after tens of millions of years crocodiles still refuse to learn how to chew in favor of slamdunking the butt g brains out of everything

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How to Be an Alpha

Frankie Larson @humanhouseplant "I'm an alpha male" no, you're not. Your an ass that thinks talking over people makes you important. Do you even know what an alpha does?? They feed and protect their pack. Where's your fanny pack full of cheesy crackers, Steve 5:48 PM · 7/13/21 Twitter Web App 1,587 Retweets 83 Quote Tweets 6,652 Likes 27 Frankie Larson @humanhous... 1d Replying to @humanhouseplant If you are out with your buds and don't have ibuprofen, Neosporin, and cheesy crackers with you, you are not an alpha 16 t7 157 1,149
Frankie Larson @humanhouseplant "I'm an alpha male" no, you're not. Your an ass that thinks talking over people makes you important. Do you even know what an alpha does?? They feed and protect their pack. Where's your fanny pack full of cheesy crackers, Steve 5:48 PM · 7/13/21 Twitter Web App 1,587 Retweets 83 Quote Tweets 6,652 Likes 27 Frankie Larson @humanhous... 1d Replying to @humanhouseplant If you are out with your buds and don't have ibuprofen, Neosporin, and cheesy crackers with you, you are not an alpha 16 t7 157 1,149

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Eyelids

broike Every morning I thank god for eyelids so I don't have to lick my eyeballs to keep them #moist 7:49 PM · 7/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone
broike Every morning I thank god for eyelids so I don't have to lick my eyeballs to keep them #moist 7:49 PM · 7/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Crime Frankenstein

anarchamints Follow WHO WOULD YOU PREFER PATROLLING your NEIGHBORHOOD? CRIME @Ramireztoons michaclpramirez.com crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question
anarchamints Follow WHO WOULD YOU PREFER PATROLLING your NEIGHBORHOOD? CRIME @Ramireztoons michaclpramirez.com crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question

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Good Morning

neni @villan3w my dad has all his kids in a gc just to say things like this Dad Good morning My sperms 1:21 AM · Feb 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 27.6K Retweets 66.3K Likes
neni @villan3w my dad has all his kids in a gc just to say things like this Dad Good morning My sperms 1:21 AM · Feb 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 27.6K Retweets 66.3K Likes

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You can't make this up

MissHenley was live - playing Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War. MissHenley @MissHenleyTV July 16 at 4:23 AM You deleted it, but you can't pretend All Social Media & OnlyFans: linktr.ee/MissHenley 0 that wasn't tweeted @Vertagear. Facebook challenged my community and I to hit a Star You owe the women in the industry a Goal this month Bikini Pool Stream to celebrate with major apology. everyone when we hit it!! VERTAGEAR O @Vertagear Is this accurate 9 MALE EUK FEMALE * BIKINI STREAM * 4945 LLL 50000 652 559 comments 21 shares 19.6K views O Like Share PIC•COLLAGE Comment Memezila.com
MissHenley was live - playing Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War. MissHenley @MissHenleyTV July 16 at 4:23 AM You deleted it, but you can't pretend All Social Media & OnlyFans: linktr.ee/MissHenley 0 that wasn't tweeted @Vertagear. Facebook challenged my community and I to hit a Star You owe the women in the industry a Goal this month Bikini Pool Stream to celebrate with major apology. everyone when we hit it!! VERTAGEAR O @Vertagear Is this accurate 9 MALE EUK FEMALE * BIKINI STREAM * 4945 LLL 50000 652 559 comments 21 shares 19.6K views O Like Share PIC•COLLAGE Comment Memezila.com

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Have you ever wanted to win so badly that you memorised an entire language without understanding any of it?

Massimo @Rainmaker1973 20h The story of Nigel Richards, the man from New Zealand who memorized every French word in the French scrabble dictionary and won the French Scrabble Championship without speaking any French buff.ly/2rK5wi4 132 27 1,807 7,250 ANAPEAC i @iskand A Replying to @Rainmaker1973 I am in awe of this man's dedication to never learning Fr*nch.
Massimo @Rainmaker1973 20h The story of Nigel Richards, the man from New Zealand who memorized every French word in the French scrabble dictionary and won the French Scrabble Championship without speaking any French buff.ly/2rK5wi4 132 27 1,807 7,250 ANAPEAC i @iskand A Replying to @Rainmaker1973 I am in awe of this man's dedication to never learning Fr*nch.

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Don't Hold Your Breath

... david bowie and louis tomlinson collab when 1:15 PM · 5/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Likes tee CLAIMS TRACK 10 @sunflowe... · 3m ... Replying to bestie im afraid to tell you this... 1 3m •.. what ???? do they not like each other 1
... david bowie and louis tomlinson collab when 1:15 PM · 5/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Likes tee CLAIMS TRACK 10 @sunflowe... · 3m ... Replying to bestie im afraid to tell you this... 1 3m •.. what ???? do they not like each other 1

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Harder, Twitter, Faster, Stronger

Jon @MrDalekJD · 22/02/2021 Daft Punk have just announced they have officially called it quits after 28 years. Genuine sadness. These guys will be musical legends forever. 529 27 19K 60.4K · 22/02/2021 They'll be back. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. 3 27 3 598 · 22/02/2021 that's a kanye west song- 99 27 52 114
Jon @MrDalekJD · 22/02/2021 Daft Punk have just announced they have officially called it quits after 28 years. Genuine sadness. These guys will be musical legends forever. 529 27 19K 60.4K · 22/02/2021 They'll be back. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. 3 27 3 598 · 22/02/2021 that's a kanye west song- 99 27 52 114

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Cigarettes After Sex

rav @folkrav · 5h do y'll like cigarettes after sex ? ... 9 41 27 3 57 · 5h no l'm tired after sex I sleep generally but cuddling after sex>>>>>: 3 12 rav @folkrav · 5h ... you didn't have to open up this much bestie i was talking about the BAND 2 ... wait there's a band with this name??? help
rav @folkrav · 5h do y'll like cigarettes after sex ? ... 9 41 27 3 57 · 5h no l'm tired after sex I sleep generally but cuddling after sex>>>>>: 3 12 rav @folkrav · 5h ... you didn't have to open up this much bestie i was talking about the BAND 2 ... wait there's a band with this name??? help

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Genre Defining

11h He created a musical category by himself so 3 24 ·8h which musical category did he create ? Imaoo 3 37 Replying to the XXXTENTACION vibe
11h He created a musical category by himself so 3 24 ·8h which musical category did he create ? Imaoo 3 37 Replying to the XXXTENTACION vibe

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Elton John vs Elon Musk

DO YALL KNOW WHO ELTON JOHN IS?!...PLS TELL ME YALL DO 7:10 · 09 Jul 21 · Twitter for Android 81 Retweets 80 Quote Tweets 892 Likes · 3h Replying to the ceo of tesla ? 7 1 ... · 3h That's elon musk 27 1 ...
DO YALL KNOW WHO ELTON JOHN IS?!...PLS TELL ME YALL DO 7:10 · 09 Jul 21 · Twitter for Android 81 Retweets 80 Quote Tweets 892 Likes · 3h Replying to the ceo of tesla ? 7 1 ... · 3h That's elon musk 27 1 ...

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Vinyl Royalties

· 3h do playing songs on vinyl give streams 4 27 1 · 3h yes 1 · 3h omg actually?!? how 27 2
· 3h do playing songs on vinyl give streams 4 27 1 · 3h yes 1 · 3h omg actually?!? how 27 2

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No She's Not

is lana del rey considered goth? 42s ago Reply
is lana del rey considered goth? 42s ago Reply

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Misidentified Genre

Pop punk kat @zombiegrrrrl fall out boy is grunge 22:47 · 13/07/2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Pop punk kat @zombiegrrrrl fall out boy is grunge 22:47 · 13/07/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Hope You Learned The Lyrics Better

Rina Sawayama Lyric Bot @rinalyri. · 16h : Hope you learned to live it better 2 27 123 1 008 IDE, 2 Qilisar RINA SAWAYAMA O @rinasawayama Replying to @rinalyrics what song is this from serious question 20:30 · 13 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 284 Quote Tweets 915 Likes
Rina Sawayama Lyric Bot @rinalyri. · 16h : Hope you learned to live it better 2 27 123 1 008 IDE, 2 Qilisar RINA SAWAYAMA O @rinasawayama Replying to @rinalyrics what song is this from serious question 20:30 · 13 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 284 Quote Tweets 915 Likes

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Her Minajesty

Nicki Minaj mistakenly thought her most recent album 'Queen' was trending on US iTunes, when in fact, it was the 70s rock band, Queen. ella mar queen panic! at the disco halsey iTunes searchin the US #Oueen
Nicki Minaj mistakenly thought her most recent album 'Queen' was trending on US iTunes, when in fact, it was the 70s rock band, Queen. ella mar queen panic! at the disco halsey iTunes searchin the US #Oueen

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Did a printer write this tweet

Leoooo0on- @yubieyubie ALINA DAY Did a printer write this tweet snwoie @pixlsoda · Jul 9 shoutout to anyone whos favorite color combination is this Show this thread 3:15 PM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Leoooo0on- @yubieyubie ALINA DAY Did a printer write this tweet snwoie @pixlsoda · Jul 9 shoutout to anyone whos favorite color combination is this Show this thread 3:15 PM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dystopian Queen

Jordan B. Peterson Commando Rescue Leade... @ConnorSouthard Elon Musk's mom looks like she's about to tell you that we all must sacrifice to preserve the zeppelin that's the last surviving holdout of humanity in the skies above a ravaged earth, and it's a sad fact that you have become dead weight
Jordan B. Peterson Commando Rescue Leade... @ConnorSouthard Elon Musk's mom looks like she's about to tell you that we all must sacrifice to preserve the zeppelin that's the last surviving holdout of humanity in the skies above a ravaged earth, and it's a sad fact that you have become dead weight

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