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Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker Follow ordering a black morphsuit on Amazon creates a fairly unsettling notification Arriving Thursday
Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker Follow ordering a black morphsuit on Amazon creates a fairly unsettling notification Arriving Thursday

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There he is

search Keefler on spotify @Keefler_Elf 16h maybe the funniest use of the thumbs down emoji in history amelia @kcalbug. Jan 28 baby pelican
search Keefler on spotify @Keefler_Elf 16h maybe the funniest use of the thumbs down emoji in history amelia @kcalbug. Jan 28 baby pelican

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Grandma

How tf am I supposed to respond to this??? Grandma FAVORITE 9m ago Grandma fa ot 10m ago Grandma fa ot Grandma You're my fat grandchild 10m ago 10m ago 1:06 pm 07/08/2023 from Earth 70.9K Views •
How tf am I supposed to respond to this??? Grandma FAVORITE 9m ago Grandma fa ot 10m ago Grandma fa ot Grandma You're my fat grandchild 10m ago 10m ago 1:06 pm 07/08/2023 from Earth 70.9K Views •

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Barbiwan Kenobi

Mads @Mads_five Follow what do you mean you're Barbiwan Kenobi Star Wars 17:28 27 Oct 24.952K Views
Mads @Mads_five Follow what do you mean you're Barbiwan Kenobi Star Wars 17:28 27 Oct 24.952K Views

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Europeans when-

Europeans when they see how a Pennsylvania plumber lives COUPONS C when the tea is that serious so u can't be around no one somebody in the comments said this was an average house ????? HOW IS THIS AN AVERAGE HOUSE 98 1,3K 28K ili 1,1M
Europeans when they see how a Pennsylvania plumber lives COUPONS C when the tea is that serious so u can't be around no one somebody in the comments said this was an average house ????? HOW IS THIS AN AVERAGE HOUSE 98 1,3K 28K ili 1,1M

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Times when critical thinking was missed

8.15.10.2024 Why the f do the English have like 25 different accents when all their major population areas are like a 15 minutes drive from each other. Q2.7K 8.1K 221K ılıı 9M ☐ ↑
8.15.10.2024 Why the f do the English have like 25 different accents when all their major population areas are like a 15 minutes drive from each other. Q2.7K 8.1K 221K ılıı 9M ☐ ↑

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Hmmm...

Follow why just one week? do you not get more vacation? I've been in Europe one week and their gdp per capita being half of the US immediately makes sense
Follow why just one week? do you not get more vacation? I've been in Europe one week and their gdp per capita being half of the US immediately makes sense

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Pretty much to be expected

ping@pingthebird - 13h UPDATE: fired ping@pingthebird - 04 Oct do you ever just misclick spicy gay furry art into #engineering-announcements on work slack 38 1798 3.6K 111K ☐ B
ping@pingthebird - 13h UPDATE: fired ping@pingthebird - 04 Oct do you ever just misclick spicy gay furry art into #engineering-announcements on work slack 38 1798 3.6K 111K ☐ B

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Dad jokes caught on

Nicholas Gertsema, CFP®, ChFC®, RICP® @ngertsema I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys." I'm. So. Proud. 7:09 PM Sep 12, 2021 Twitter for A .
Nicholas Gertsema, CFP®, ChFC®, RICP® @ngertsema I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys." I'm. So. Proud. 7:09 PM Sep 12, 2021 Twitter for A .

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If you show up on time, they do

just Dave @davelebies Follow they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40 624PM-10/28
just Dave @davelebies Follow they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40 624PM-10/28

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I don't want to be aware of any of this

drew janda @drewjanda Follow Please stop raising awareness. There is too much. I have become too aware 7:10 PM - Jun 3, 2024 2.2M Views 12.8K Reposts 327 Quotes 79.2K Likes
drew janda @drewjanda Follow Please stop raising awareness. There is too much. I have become too aware 7:10 PM - Jun 3, 2024 2.2M Views 12.8K Reposts 327 Quotes 79.2K Likes

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She won

Antonia Nicol @Flaminhaystack Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling
Antonia Nicol @Flaminhaystack Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling

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Manipulation

Tricia Rae Pendergrast @traependergrast nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab me: ok documentary: do u promise to love him. me: yes of course documentary: THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL me:
Tricia Rae Pendergrast @traependergrast nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab me: ok documentary: do u promise to love him. me: yes of course documentary: THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL me:

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Disaster waiting to happen

lynn @SeoOnStage • 4h some random kid is gonna try this in the wrong area and will end up on the news iFireMonkey GG @iFireMonkey • Nov 2 "Snoop Dogg Walk" emote promotional video Via @BeastFNCreative PD PL PD- 23 1370 6.5K ılı 98K ㅁ1
lynn @SeoOnStage • 4h some random kid is gonna try this in the wrong area and will end up on the news iFireMonkey GG @iFireMonkey • Nov 2 "Snoop Dogg Walk" emote promotional video Via @BeastFNCreative PD PL PD- 23 1370 6.5K ılı 98K ㅁ1

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It's not fair

Nate Usher @thenatewolf HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.
Nate Usher @thenatewolf HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.

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Living the good life

SpacedMom @copymama Follow My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said "That would be like sitting in a field of french fries." 20:49. 20 May 24.764K Views 1,847 Reposts 63 Quotes 34.3K Likes 746 Bookmarks
SpacedMom @copymama Follow My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said "That would be like sitting in a field of french fries." 20:49. 20 May 24.764K Views 1,847 Reposts 63 Quotes 34.3K Likes 746 Bookmarks

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He looks like he's about to ask me a riddle

Eleanor Margolis @Eleanor Margolis why does Timothée Chalamet remind me of this kind of medieval shoe
Eleanor Margolis @Eleanor Margolis why does Timothée Chalamet remind me of this kind of medieval shoe

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What show have you been watching?

Pookie Post @PookiesParadise homelander is NOT a f `n anti-hero bro Follow JV @vinhlegacy. 1d these are the 4 greatest anti-heroes in all of fiction 2:51 PM 11/1/24 .5M Views 459 t 9.7K Most relevant replies 222K 2.9K
Pookie Post @PookiesParadise homelander is NOT a f `n anti-hero bro Follow JV @vinhlegacy. 1d these are the 4 greatest anti-heroes in all of fiction 2:51 PM 11/1/24 .5M Views 459 t 9.7K Most relevant replies 222K 2.9K

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Nice

Qualy the lightbulb @QualyThe Follow Today, my dad got a call no parent ever wants to get. He heard me tell him I was wrapped up in a crypto scheme involving Thai pris and needed $30,000 to bail me out. This time, it was me. But soon Al will be able to make indistinguishable scam calls like this. Scary. 2:40 PM - Sep 28, 2024 420.7K Views
Qualy the lightbulb @QualyThe Follow Today, my dad got a call no parent ever wants to get. He heard me tell him I was wrapped up in a crypto scheme involving Thai pris and needed $30,000 to bail me out. This time, it was me. But soon Al will be able to make indistinguishable scam calls like this. Scary. 2:40 PM - Sep 28, 2024 420.7K Views

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Good question

@yaoification I love nursing school man Follow The father of a newborn tells the nurse, "My son just died." How should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss." "There is an angel in heaven." "I understand how you feel." "You can have other children." 2:58 PM - 10/30/24 1.3M Views . 188 t 4K M 90K ☐ 4.2K To a STO <]
@yaoification I love nursing school man Follow The father of a newborn tells the nurse, "My son just died." How should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss." "There is an angel in heaven." "I understand how you feel." "You can have other children." 2:58 PM - 10/30/24 1.3M Views . 188 t 4K M 90K ☐ 4.2K To a STO <]

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