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Joey D'Arcy @JoeyDarcyy Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination

Joey D'Arcy @JoeyDarcyy Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination

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Give them back

cur Follow @mommatofour_ My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with....and the toys are still in there. So that's terrible news. . 6:37 AM · Aug 7, 2024 6.7M Views 209 t 3.3K 108K 1.7K 80

cur Follow @mommatofour_ My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with....and the toys are still in there. So that's terrible news. . 6:37 AM · Aug 7, 2024 6.7M Views 209 t 3.3K 108K 1.7K 80

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It's a good sticker

pettibone @christmasearwig my six year old just made this bumper sticker for me HA I HIT OTHER CARS ON PURPOSE FOR FUN

pettibone @christmasearwig my six year old just made this bumper sticker for me HA I HIT OTHER CARS ON PURPOSE FOR FUN

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Yeah, why?

Lil Bit @LizerReal Follow There's an ambulance outside as we walk into a store, and when my husband says that someone must be sick or hurt, my 7yo loudly proclaims, "BUT WHY would they bring them to Walmart?!" O 6:19 PM Feb 20, 2024 42.8K Views 46 111 1.5K 20 20 80

Lil Bit @LizerReal Follow There's an ambulance outside as we walk into a store, and when my husband says that someone must be sick or hurt, my 7yo loudly proclaims, "BUT WHY would they bring them to Walmart?!" O 6:19 PM Feb 20, 2024 42.8K Views 46 111 1.5K 20 20 80

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Legendary

Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Parents need to get better at teaching. their kids that swear words aren't actually bad they're just only appropriate in certain contexts, this 9yo girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said "WHAT THE F IS THIS" and she deserves a fi g Oscar

Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Parents need to get better at teaching. their kids that swear words aren't actually bad they're just only appropriate in certain contexts, this 9yo girl at the grocery store just held up a bag of cauliflower rice and said "WHAT THE F IS THIS" and she deserves a fi g Oscar

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Come on...

THUG LI Goats? @Gooooats Being a parent sometimes means a frantic effort to get your kid breakfasted, dressed, and in the car, only to pull up to the school's drop off zone two minutes before school starts and have them say, "But I'm not wearing any shoes."

THUG LI Goats? @Gooooats Being a parent sometimes means a frantic effort to get your kid breakfasted, dressed, and in the car, only to pull up to the school's drop off zone two minutes before school starts and have them say, "But I'm not wearing any shoes."

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Sigh...

ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz My 7 year old: *staring at my face* Me: What is it, sweetie? My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too? Kids are delightful. 11:07 PM Feb 9, 2021 502 93 ↑. Share this Tweet

ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz My 7 year old: *staring at my face* Me: What is it, sweetie? My 7 year old: Is my nose weird, too? Kids are delightful. 11:07 PM Feb 9, 2021 502 93 ↑. Share this Tweet

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Education

k @karleemma is my boyfriend broken why did you leave wrestle mania on for the cats They need to learn to protect us

k @karleemma is my boyfriend broken why did you leave wrestle mania on for the cats They need to learn to protect us

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Well...

THE NOBEL PRIZE The Nobel Prize @Nobel Prize 8h "As a child, I promised my mother I would win the Nobel Prize in Physics. 50 years later, I said to my mother, 'See, I have kept my promise. I won the Nobel Prize.' 'No,' said my mother, 'You promised it would be in physics!"" - Kenzaburo Oe, awarded the 1994 Literature Prize

THE NOBEL PRIZE The Nobel Prize @Nobel Prize 8h "As a child, I promised my mother I would win the Nobel Prize in Physics. 50 years later, I said to my mother, 'See, I have kept my promise. I won the Nobel Prize.' 'No,' said my mother, 'You promised it would be in physics!"" - Kenzaburo Oe, awarded the 1994 Literature Prize

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Normal amount of food

Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food

Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food

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Whoops!

Danya @dxxnya if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong spot and every single persons car got towed

Danya @dxxnya if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong spot and every single persons car got towed

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I get it

asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that

asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that

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Good times

Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield current status: baking a pumpkin pie from scratch, drinking a spiked hot cider, fantasizing about hiring a sharpshooter with a red paintball gun to take out the Elmo puppet on the Sesame Street float 8:49 AM - Nov 28, 2024 3,989 Views POLITICS 9 272 90 ☐ ↑ POLITICARDS LIBERTY Politicards @Politicards2025.9h Good times! Happy Thanksgiving!

Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield current status: baking a pumpkin pie from scratch, drinking a spiked hot cider, fantasizing about hiring a sharpshooter with a red paintball gun to take out the Elmo puppet on the Sesame Street float 8:49 AM - Nov 28, 2024 3,989 Views POLITICS 9 272 90 ☐ ↑ POLITICARDS LIBERTY Politicards @Politicards2025.9h Good times! Happy Thanksgiving!

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Yup

Lewtwo → @Lewchube Follow pokemon will release this s☐ in high quality but keep their ancient watercolor ken sugimori artwork buried in $3000 books from 1689 that i have to win at a guatemalan fight club Pokémon @Pokemon · 1d HD desktop and mobile wallpaper 7

Lewtwo → @Lewchube Follow pokemon will release this s☐ in high quality but keep their ancient watercolor ken sugimori artwork buried in $3000 books from 1689 that i have to win at a guatemalan fight club Pokémon @Pokemon · 1d HD desktop and mobile wallpaper 7

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What a shame

Annmarie Pisano @annmariepisano.bsky.social The Mad Max Amazon truck cannot fit down the street in Brooklyn. PER amazon ANG + Follow ALT

Annmarie Pisano @annmariepisano.bsky.social The Mad Max Amazon truck cannot fit down the street in Brooklyn. PER amazon ANG + Follow ALT

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Aw man

Eli @rats7 Follow so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets Carbeide Pick Up Take 2 PICK 1620 Jake Drie 2 mm 1621 Hey Eli, just wanted to be upfront. I think you're a cool guy but the thing you did with the 3 mcdonalds apps was weird and embarrassing. I don't think it's going to work out. 1622

Eli @rats7 Follow so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets Carbeide Pick Up Take 2 PICK 1620 Jake Drie 2 mm 1621 Hey Eli, just wanted to be upfront. I think you're a cool guy but the thing you did with the 3 mcdonalds apps was weird and embarrassing. I don't think it's going to work out. 1622

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