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True, but uncalled for

maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline Said to my fourth graders today "I can't really see think I put my contacts in wrong" and one of my girls said "something is always going on with you"

maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline Said to my fourth graders today "I can't really see think I put my contacts in wrong" and one of my girls said "something is always going on with you"

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I'd join

Rocky @viperwave Trapped on the i95 and a guy bangs on my window saying we're all gathering around a dude with a phone 10 cars ahead to watch Matrix Reloaded.

Rocky @viperwave Trapped on the i95 and a guy bangs on my window saying we're all gathering around a dude with a phone 10 cars ahead to watch Matrix Reloaded.

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Thanks, dad

blaire erskine @blaireerskine once I ate an almond joy and broke out in hives so I was like "maybe I'm allergic to almonds" and my dad said "or maybe you're allergic to joy" AND HE WAS RIGHT

blaire erskine @blaireerskine once I ate an almond joy and broke out in hives so I was like "maybe I'm allergic to almonds" and my dad said "or maybe you're allergic to joy" AND HE WAS RIGHT

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That's just rude

derek guy @dieworkwear thinking about the time i showed my hairdresser the haircut i want and he said "derek, that's the same haircut i give you, that guy is just better looking" 3:04 PM 2/19/23 399K Views

derek guy @dieworkwear thinking about the time i showed my hairdresser the haircut i want and he said "derek, that's the same haircut i give you, that guy is just better looking" 3:04 PM 2/19/23 399K Views

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Just the way life goes

Joey @joeyglighr when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR

Joey @joeyglighr when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR

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Let's go back

Eva Basilion @EBasilion My parents left their villages in Greece to give us a better life and now all I want to do is live in a village in Greece. 000

Eva Basilion @EBasilion My parents left their villages in Greece to give us a better life and now all I want to do is live in a village in Greece. 000

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...Probably

I Forget Words @AngrySkycrane Just love the idea that if news of asbestos being problematic was released today, a subset of people would post up pics of them sleeping in it or snorting it or something.

I Forget Words @AngrySkycrane Just love the idea that if news of asbestos being problematic was released today, a subset of people would post up pics of them sleeping in it or snorting it or something.

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The what...

Mike Primavera @primawesome Old guy at the gym wearing short shorts just bent down to tie his shoe and the ol flesh chandelier fell right out of the ballroom. georgie @BeefyGorilla 600 Bro was gifted with eloquent speech and uses it for evil 000

Mike Primavera @primawesome Old guy at the gym wearing short shorts just bent down to tie his shoe and the ol flesh chandelier fell right out of the ballroom. georgie @BeefyGorilla 600 Bro was gifted with eloquent speech and uses it for evil 000

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The true test

THE DAD The Dad @thedad We have cooking shows with kids cooking but not with kids judging. I would love to watch a kid tell an iron chef that his duck confit is "yucky" and "smells like a barf bucket" then demand a hot dog

THE DAD The Dad @thedad We have cooking shows with kids cooking but not with kids judging. I would love to watch a kid tell an iron chef that his duck confit is "yucky" and "smells like a barf bucket" then demand a hot dog

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This started as a swipe at Twitter blob comics but I ended up laughing at my own punchline so maybe ...

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT ELON JUST DID? อ OH YEAR, IT'S TERRIBLE, AND TO THINK SOMEONE LIKE THAT IS ANYWHERE NEAR THE PRESIDENT IS JUST ! WOKE SLANDER DETECTED VIA NEURALINK. EMPLOYING CHINESE SCRAMBLER! 太糟糕了!如果埃隆继续这样下去谁知道这个国家会怎么样。我无法想象这种情况还会持续六个更不用说四年月, 宁 -代表一如家, 「感至「他能意允许像每人对国意见,我我希望有任何不应到,一个没府经验的人听着,我爱这个国家。我不希望它失败。所以看到这个国家的無这个此马 ·你认为特朗普是否意 |识到如果让埃隆继续以他尸一的速度行事会造的损害? 说是不可只有在损害时才这一点。伙这持造成会意识计,手不知道我该任他的职怎么! 位。令人这一切都太了。

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT ELON JUST DID? อ OH YEAR, IT'S TERRIBLE, AND TO THINK SOMEONE LIKE THAT IS ANYWHERE NEAR THE PRESIDENT IS JUST ! WOKE SLANDER DETECTED VIA NEURALINK. EMPLOYING CHINESE SCRAMBLER! 太糟糕了!如果埃隆继续这样下去谁知道这个国家会怎么样。我无法想象这种情况还会持续六个更不用说四年月, 宁 -代表一如家, 「感至「他能意允许像每人对国意见,我我希望有任何不应到,一个没府经验的人听着,我爱这个国家。我不希望它失败。所以看到这个国家的無这个此马 ·你认为特朗普是否意 |识到如果让埃隆继续以他尸一的速度行事会造的损害? 说是不可只有在损害时才这一点。伙这持造成会意识计,手不知道我该任他的职怎么! 位。令人这一切都太了。

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You sure?

Sugar Dad of Nnewi @DrZeus.... 11h Did you cook this with sunlight? bren@remonteta. 2d can't beat a full english 152 14.667 49,9K

Sugar Dad of Nnewi @DrZeus.... 11h Did you cook this with sunlight? bren@remonteta. 2d can't beat a full english 152 14.667 49,9K

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Just get a job

Follow Replying to Hot take but it shouldn't take you that long to figure out your life. Life isn't that complicated. Find a well-paying career, spend a few years to specialize in it, get great at it, earn great money, build a family. 10:11 PM 02 Mar 25 159K Views

Follow Replying to Hot take but it shouldn't take you that long to figure out your life. Life isn't that complicated. Find a well-paying career, spend a few years to specialize in it, get great at it, earn great money, build a family. 10:11 PM 02 Mar 25 159K Views

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You ruined it

DC @Dreaaceline I hate showing my mama a funny video or pic & she be like "who's that?". Like Idk but you were supposed to laugh. Now give me my phone back.

DC @Dreaaceline I hate showing my mama a funny video or pic & she be like "who's that?". Like Idk but you were supposed to laugh. Now give me my phone back.

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Well?

rob @OkButStill dude it's so cool that you're in town. i have 7 minutes between work and a dental appointment if you want to stand inside a parking garage and catch up

rob @OkButStill dude it's so cool that you're in town. i have 7 minutes between work and a dental appointment if you want to stand inside a parking garage and catch up

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Which is much better

@soymeii my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something

@soymeii my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something

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Banana

Ingrid Oliver @ingridoliver100 Follow Just now walking down the street eating a banana, I spotted a woman at a bus stop, also eating a banana. To her horror & mine, I was physically unable to stop myself raising my banana to her in a sort of banana toast. She looked v confused then, adorably, bobbed her banana back.

Ingrid Oliver @ingridoliver100 Follow Just now walking down the street eating a banana, I spotted a woman at a bus stop, also eating a banana. To her horror & mine, I was physically unable to stop myself raising my banana to her in a sort of banana toast. She looked v confused then, adorably, bobbed her banana back.

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