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Rachel Wenitsky @RachelWenitsky every time an actor does an interview about how they gained weight for a role they're like "honestly I just ate absolute nasty disgusting garbage for a month straight" and then they go on to describe my normal diet that l've been eating for 31 years
Rachel Wenitsky @RachelWenitsky every time an actor does an interview about how they gained weight for a role they're like "honestly I just ate absolute nasty disgusting garbage for a month straight" and then they go on to describe my normal diet that l've been eating for 31 years

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The Hunger Is Real

KB @whatkbeats Sometimes I track my food delivery guy so intensely that I open the door before he rings the doorbell 12:00 PM Jan 26, 2021 >
KB @whatkbeats Sometimes I track my food delivery guy so intensely that I open the door before he rings the doorbell 12:00 PM Jan 26, 2021 >

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I was made for this

DJ Unregistered Hypercam 2 @wipeyadocsoff logging into letterboxd to write a review that's just a joke and says nothing about the movie %3D OL
DJ Unregistered Hypercam 2 @wipeyadocsoff logging into letterboxd to write a review that's just a joke and says nothing about the movie %3D OL

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Just waiting around for Wednesday


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at least the staff is rude

Pru @prufrockluvsong Thate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos 1:34 PM 11/13/19 · Twitter for Android
Pru @prufrockluvsong Thate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos 1:34 PM 11/13/19 · Twitter for Android

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Anny Popenny @AnnyPopenny NOO0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000o!!!
Anny Popenny @AnnyPopenny NOO0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000o!!!

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A story in 2 parts.

TheQuartering @TheQuartering It is. Open the country! F--- Grandma Hack The Planet .exe @ZTreasury · Apr 11 Replying to @THEREALRTU @TheQuartering thinks it's still the flu 7:48 PM · Apr 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App LATER... TheQuartering @TheQuartering ... Sorry Andrew, I have my grandma's funeral that day. She died of Covid from all those positive patients you shoved into her nursing home. Andrew Cuomo O @NYGovCuomo · 1d Update on indoor dining in NYC: If positivity rates hold we will reopen indoor dining at 25% capacity on Valentine's Day - February 14.... 12:23 PM · 1/29/21 · Twitter Web App
TheQuartering @TheQuartering It is. Open the country! F--- Grandma Hack The Planet .exe @ZTreasury · Apr 11 Replying to @THEREALRTU @TheQuartering thinks it's still the flu 7:48 PM · Apr 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App LATER... TheQuartering @TheQuartering ... Sorry Andrew, I have my grandma's funeral that day. She died of Covid from all those positive patients you shoved into her nursing home. Andrew Cuomo O @NYGovCuomo · 1d Update on indoor dining in NYC: If positivity rates hold we will reopen indoor dining at 25% capacity on Valentine's Day - February 14.... 12:23 PM · 1/29/21 · Twitter Web App

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Tweets I will never forget

molan @EpyonGod555 · 1m I wish i could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart. 1 27 3 3 PJ (awesome) @aeugchad · 1m I work in a supermarket 1 27 2 ♡ 2
molan @EpyonGod555 · 1m I wish i could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart. 1 27 3 3 PJ (awesome) @aeugchad · 1m I work in a supermarket 1 27 2 ♡ 2

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very confident of that detail

Kinell @Colak 80s detective shows rocked Nuns don't work on Sunday.
Kinell @Colak 80s detective shows rocked Nuns don't work on Sunday.

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Luxury Bones

Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying
Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

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those glasses

cruel baby's thesis @cody_horrible 000 This is the weirdest, most specific comic book movie trope. #WW84 64 Traducir Tweet
cruel baby's thesis @cody_horrible 000 This is the weirdest, most specific comic book movie trope. #WW84 64 Traducir Tweet

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Tire food

A rhena-deer A ... @topntran it f---- me up that when i first heard of michelin star restaurants i was like "the tire company??" and then i was like no that's dumb it has to be a different michelin and then it's just the f------ tire company recommending places to eat
A rhena-deer A ... @topntran it f---- me up that when i first heard of michelin star restaurants i was like "the tire company??" and then i was like no that's dumb it has to be a different michelin and then it's just the f------ tire company recommending places to eat

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Looking down at racism


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one of life's great mysteries, sir

charisse @gngchar me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
charisse @gngchar me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:

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Jennifer Palmieri (Director of Communications for the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign) ab...

Jennifer Palmieri @jmpalmieri It has not escaped my attention that the day social media companies decided there actually IS more they could do to police Trump's destructive behavior was the same day they learned Democrats would chair all the congressional committees that oversee them. 3:17 AM Jan 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 32.8K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 158.2K Likes
Jennifer Palmieri @jmpalmieri It has not escaped my attention that the day social media companies decided there actually IS more they could do to police Trump's destructive behavior was the same day they learned Democrats would chair all the congressional committees that oversee them. 3:17 AM Jan 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 32.8K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 158.2K Likes

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Donald Trump / Xi Jinping / Ali Khamenei

Earliest source I could find.
Earliest source I could find.

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