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Vivian @suchnerve Snickers bars have a d--- vein but y'all aren't ready to talk about that 8:04 PM 10/11/19 Tweetbot for iOS 158 Retweets 929 Likes Vivian @suchnerve 3h deeply enjoying the insecure straight men saying that i've ruined snickers for them. you are the weakest link and your fragility entertains me t.9 132 15
Vivian @suchnerve Snickers bars have a d--- vein but y'all aren't ready to talk about that 8:04 PM 10/11/19 Tweetbot for iOS 158 Retweets 929 Likes Vivian @suchnerve 3h deeply enjoying the insecure straight men saying that i've ruined snickers for them. you are the weakest link and your fragility entertains me t.9 132 15

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Ezra Koenig @arzE be careful when u meet a new squad - it may just be a bunch of ppl who were kicked out of other squads & formed a dangerous frankensquad 9/3/14, 3:26 PM shitshilarious: He's actually not wrong
Ezra Koenig @arzE be careful when u meet a new squad - it may just be a bunch of ppl who were kicked out of other squads & formed a dangerous frankensquad 9/3/14, 3:26 PM shitshilarious: He's actually not wrong

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teeth, teeth, TEETH

brandAn the cow @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TΕETH, TEΕΤΗ, TEETΗ! 4:30 PM 17 Aug 17
brandAn the cow @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TΕETH, TEΕΤΗ, TEETΗ! 4:30 PM 17 Aug 17

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Thanks i hate it

not funny, didn't laugh @sh... 7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 11 t2 Allegra @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610 Allcora
not funny, didn't laugh @sh... 7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 11 t2 Allegra @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610 Allcora

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MUSLIM TWITTER IS WILD

Hi, I Think I'm Real Follow @thinkimreal MUSLIM TWITTER IS WILD Farid @Farid_0v 5h I love how so many of these Islamophobes don't have the ability to represent me fairly by calling this child r---. How is it child r--- when there is parental consent?! ti14 262 59 7:51 AM - 18 Oct 2019 295 Retweets 1,647 Likes ti 295 102 1.6K
Hi, I Think I'm Real Follow @thinkimreal MUSLIM TWITTER IS WILD Farid @Farid_0v 5h I love how so many of these Islamophobes don't have the ability to represent me fairly by calling this child r---. How is it child r--- when there is parental consent?! ti14 262 59 7:51 AM - 18 Oct 2019 295 Retweets 1,647 Likes ti 295 102 1.6K

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Jacob @Alpharad 2m are there people who believe the moon is flat too 70 t 27 317 AISleeve @spooky @GameSleeve 2m How can something that doesnt exist be flat 1 11 Michael C.R. @Chogginog Replying to @GameSleeve and @Alpharad Your girlfriend. 8:14 PM Oct 16, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 3 Likes
Jacob @Alpharad 2m are there people who believe the moon is flat too 70 t 27 317 AISleeve @spooky @GameSleeve 2m How can something that doesnt exist be flat 1 11 Michael C.R. @Chogginog Replying to @GameSleeve and @Alpharad Your girlfriend. 8:14 PM Oct 16, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 3 Likes

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Tweet Chat Noir @Pineapples_rule When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million 03:23 am 22 Sep 19 Twitter for Cats 956 Retweets 7,000 Likes Ladybug@The Ladybug 3s Replying to @Pineapples_rule GO TO SLEEP 3,800 5,680 12.4K 1 more reply
Tweet Chat Noir @Pineapples_rule When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million 03:23 am 22 Sep 19 Twitter for Cats 956 Retweets 7,000 Likes Ladybug@The Ladybug 3s Replying to @Pineapples_rule GO TO SLEEP 3,800 5,680 12.4K 1 more reply

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tomb slate @PleaseBeGneiss Medium: if you're there, move the glass to say something Ouija board: s omet- Wife: that's him 7:26 PM 10/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
tomb slate @PleaseBeGneiss Medium: if you're there, move the glass to say something Ouija board: s omet- Wife: that's him 7:26 PM 10/8/19 Twitter for iPhone

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O decide what the artist drew and why they drew it! Appearance doesn't matter, age-ups are still lolis! Well they're (X) in the manga! Age doesn't matter! Etna LOOKS like a loli! Flat characters are for pedos! That skip tone isnit That cartoon looks Too thin! darkLarge breasts are 1/to me enough you racist! misogynistic! Small and short characters You're all just BIGOTS! are p---------! Plump lips may be silly are RACIST! but you artists are all PEDOS IAM LITERALLY SHAKING LIKE YOU App Store After Child Pormography NTICTO Tumblr No Longer Available on BEPUT CAM Scandal Zia Zaidi Tuesday. Novernber 20, 20181
O decide what the artist drew and why they drew it! Appearance doesn't matter, age-ups are still lolis! Well they're (X) in the manga! Age doesn't matter! Etna LOOKS like a loli! Flat characters are for pedos! That skip tone isnit That cartoon looks Too thin! darkLarge breasts are 1/to me enough you racist! misogynistic! Small and short characters You're all just BIGOTS! are p---------! Plump lips may be silly are RACIST! but you artists are all PEDOS IAM LITERALLY SHAKING LIKE YOU App Store After Child Pormography NTICTO Tumblr No Longer Available on BEPUT CAM Scandal Zia Zaidi Tuesday. Novernber 20, 20181

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bayls @BayyLeAnn Ishowed my students that I can say my ABCS backwards and a student shouted "SHE'SA WITCH!" and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned like this for me
bayls @BayyLeAnn Ishowed my students that I can say my ABCS backwards and a student shouted "SHE'SA WITCH!" and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned like this for me

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same joke but improved

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blow it up your ass

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monday meme

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Thanks Satan

Satan @s8n Vaccinate your kids i'm not running a f------ day care centre down here 6:16 PM-9/22/19 Twitter for iPhone 16.8K Retweets 65.7K Likes ame at a Time Thanks, Satan
Satan @s8n Vaccinate your kids i'm not running a f------ day care centre down here 6:16 PM-9/22/19 Twitter for iPhone 16.8K Retweets 65.7K Likes ame at a Time Thanks, Satan

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Another Holy Image Ruined By Technology...

God, please have mercy on my soul... 😔🙏
God, please have mercy on my soul... 😔🙏

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macey @macey_hodges Since Tomorrow Is Friday The 13th I made this I ght imma head out
macey @macey_hodges Since Tomorrow Is Friday The 13th I made this I ght imma head out

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