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Logan @povertylifestyle Still being single at 32 just means | statistically avoided my first divorce.
Logan @povertylifestyle Still being single at 32 just means | statistically avoided my first divorce.

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Not these days...

Dexter @planet_nerf 1d. 2 There was a time when we respected the computer
Dexter @planet_nerf 1d. 2 There was a time when we respected the computer

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Awkward

my favorite moment of 2019 was ordering a pizza & the girl getting giggly on the phone, then when I went to pick it up the cashier says 'hey this is the guy that called' and I watched the smile on her face fade
my favorite moment of 2019 was ordering a pizza & the girl getting giggly on the phone, then when I went to pick it up the cashier says 'hey this is the guy that called' and I watched the smile on her face fade

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GO HOME

len✩ @len7weets ppl will really b like "omg i can't believe u have to work christmas eve!" while i'm handing them their s* "like??? _) reason susan.go you're the f home L
len✩ @len7weets ppl will really b like "omg i can't believe u have to work christmas eve!" while i'm handing them their s* "like??? _) reason susan.go you're the f home L

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Truly

Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn
Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn

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I am hiding

dog daddy @broebong stepping out today hide ya girl childish sadbino @datassque ima hide wit her
dog daddy @broebong stepping out today hide ya girl childish sadbino @datassque ima hide wit her

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Truth

Yoko 秘 @YokoLittie The best time to schedule a work meeting is email
Yoko 秘 @YokoLittie The best time to schedule a work meeting is email

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Styro Steve

Styro Steve @SteveStyro Follow Day one of collecting my girlfriend's hair and put it on Styro Steve.
Styro Steve @SteveStyro Follow Day one of collecting my girlfriend's hair and put it on Styro Steve.

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We messed up

Weird History @weird_hist What 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000: balloon-supported lake-walking. Hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade Wasserspaziergang im Jahre 2000, jomny sun @jonnysun we've GONE THE WRONG WAY
Weird History @weird_hist What 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000: balloon-supported lake-walking. Hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade Wasserspaziergang im Jahre 2000, jomny sun @jonnysun we've GONE THE WRONG WAY

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That's rough

micheal @iamthe1stt. 18h ... my roommate just told me that the invigilator for his exam shouted "hey siri" mid exam and he caught like 5 people with phones this people are getting too creative guyyyyyy
micheal @iamthe1stt. 18h ... my roommate just told me that the invigilator for his exam shouted "hey siri" mid exam and he caught like 5 people with phones this people are getting too creative guyyyyyy

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Chomp

Someone painted the cement barriers into a giant Toblerone ATO dawn @poetryandcocomo if I see this on the road I'm biting
Someone painted the cement barriers into a giant Toblerone ATO dawn @poetryandcocomo if I see this on the road I'm biting

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Bro held a grudge

My 7th grade teacher that put me in silent lunch died today 12:36 PM - 8/29/22 Twitter for iPhone 114 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 2,027 Likes 17 Replying to Who's silent now 48 ↑ .25m 600 1769 1,537 ↑
My 7th grade teacher that put me in silent lunch died today 12:36 PM - 8/29/22 Twitter for iPhone 114 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 2,027 Likes 17 Replying to Who's silent now 48 ↑ .25m 600 1769 1,537 ↑

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He's cooked

Zaza Man @Zazamyodor I'm cooked ?? Notification Center Lawyer L Lawyer laughed at better right?" Zulu @TheGramSolo Better call Saul gone get 28m ago ×
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor I'm cooked ?? Notification Center Lawyer L Lawyer laughed at better right?" Zulu @TheGramSolo Better call Saul gone get 28m ago ×

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...awkward

oliver @oliver2981 - 31 Aug @LancsPolice @LancsRoad Police Hi, just curious is it illegal to park in a mother and child bay if you don't have any children with you? 22 17607 5,115 LancsPolice @LancsPolice. 6d Hi Oliver. We would you suggest you refer the matter to the owner of the private car-park. 115 250 oliver @oliver2981.6d No I think I want to refer this matter to you POLICE KV19 JXC
oliver @oliver2981 - 31 Aug @LancsPolice @LancsRoad Police Hi, just curious is it illegal to park in a mother and child bay if you don't have any children with you? 22 17607 5,115 LancsPolice @LancsPolice. 6d Hi Oliver. We would you suggest you refer the matter to the owner of the private car-park. 115 250 oliver @oliver2981.6d No I think I want to refer this matter to you POLICE KV19 JXC

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Merry Christmas

Parker @panoparker last year I forgot to get batteries for my niece's toy so this year she got me this GIFT NOT INCLUDED POWER YOU NEED FOR THE CIFT YOU REALLY WANT GOOD YEAR ME DUTY
Parker @panoparker last year I forgot to get batteries for my niece's toy so this year she got me this GIFT NOT INCLUDED POWER YOU NEED FOR THE CIFT YOU REALLY WANT GOOD YEAR ME DUTY

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Mother at 13

Liv @LIV_STEINKE I filled in for my parents today at my little sister's college orientation because they couldn't make it. While I was having lunch with the other parents one of the moms commented on how young I looked. I told her I had Jessica when I was 13. She choked on her salad.
Liv @LIV_STEINKE I filled in for my parents today at my little sister's college orientation because they couldn't make it. While I was having lunch with the other parents one of the moms commented on how young I looked. I told her I had Jessica when I was 13. She choked on her salad.

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This is wholesome

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 82 ANADA SARY Agenda • Packers Playoff picture • Bucks Emirates Cup Championship Thanasis (8-0) .Thai Markets 12-20-2024 • Jimmy H's mom says 70 yr old Jimmy is on the naughty list • Metal recycling day: Jan 3rd ⚫ Drones • Christmas gifts. Gift card, Money or actual present · Equinox vs. Solstice •Elves are getting bigger • Christmas plans •Favorite Christmas song and movie • Trivia • General discussion
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 82 ANADA SARY Agenda • Packers Playoff picture • Bucks Emirates Cup Championship Thanasis (8-0) .Thai Markets 12-20-2024 • Jimmy H's mom says 70 yr old Jimmy is on the naughty list • Metal recycling day: Jan 3rd ⚫ Drones • Christmas gifts. Gift card, Money or actual present · Equinox vs. Solstice •Elves are getting bigger • Christmas plans •Favorite Christmas song and movie • Trivia • General discussion

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Glad you asked

stephanie @isosteph *** why did i study computer science? well i have a dream of becoming a white tech guy's 3rd consecutive asian girlfriend and smiling quietly on his arm at san francisco parties while he pretends his yellow fever is actually an interest in japanese urbanism
stephanie @isosteph *** why did i study computer science? well i have a dream of becoming a white tech guy's 3rd consecutive asian girlfriend and smiling quietly on his arm at san francisco parties while he pretends his yellow fever is actually an interest in japanese urbanism

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No owl talk

Dani Lyle @Danika_Lyle if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self? stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash. 10:07 AM - 8/10/20 Twitter for iPhone
Dani Lyle @Danika_Lyle if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self? stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash. 10:07 AM - 8/10/20 Twitter for iPhone

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"MAGA is turning on each other, and it is a spectacular sight."

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