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eli the pumpkin pie @jazz_inmypants fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit grapefruit honeydew dragonfruit fruits that do live up to their names: orange 8:21 AM 10/15/20 · Twitter Web App
eli the pumpkin pie @jazz_inmypants fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit grapefruit honeydew dragonfruit fruits that do live up to their names: orange 8:21 AM 10/15/20 · Twitter Web App

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great advice

James @CaucasianJames marry someone u only kinda like so if u get a divorce it won't be that bad
James @CaucasianJames marry someone u only kinda like so if u get a divorce it won't be that bad

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healthy burger now

27 You Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed 4:48 PM · 12/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone
27 You Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed 4:48 PM · 12/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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burnnn

kwame @johlny Do men still open car doors? Boogie. @BoogieMan How do you think we get inside
kwame @johlny Do men still open car doors? Boogie. @BoogieMan How do you think we get inside

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Makes it easier to chew

wicked bitch of the MWest @AmandaRNH Friend: I hate frozen pizza Me: I hate frozen pizza too. That's why I put it in the oven for a bit before I eat it. Friend: 6:51 PM · 12/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone
wicked bitch of the MWest @AmandaRNH Friend: I hate frozen pizza Me: I hate frozen pizza too. That's why I put it in the oven for a bit before I eat it. Friend: 6:51 PM · 12/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Daily dose of 'what the fuck are you talking about?'.

I am not inclined to look for the aforementioned user. So I'll post the video that highlighted it.
I am not inclined to look for the aforementioned user. So I'll post the video that highlighted it.

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one of my avocados hatched last night

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg oh s---. oh f---. one of my avocados hatched last night and i have no idea where it went 4:00 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg oh s---. oh f---. one of my avocados hatched last night and i have no idea where it went 4:00 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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cigarette peach

KAONASHI @CAMSQUIAT James? I havent heard that name in years
KAONASHI @CAMSQUIAT James? I havent heard that name in years

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will be continued...

... Noemi 8 @noemistauffer Me in 2021 I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK!
... Noemi 8 @noemistauffer Me in 2021 I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK!

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very true

twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME:I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch >
twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME:I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch >

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Preeeeetty Much Twatter

LORD KSI @KSI Twitter used to be an amazing place where you could connect with people in different communities & communicate without any problems. Now it's just full of pretentious people that are ready to cancel & destroy your legacy for breathing incorrectly. And on that note, I'm out 3:10 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,809 Retweets 1,469 Quote Tweets 150.3K Likes
LORD KSI @KSI Twitter used to be an amazing place where you could connect with people in different communities & communicate without any problems. Now it's just full of pretentious people that are ready to cancel & destroy your legacy for breathing incorrectly. And on that note, I'm out 3:10 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,809 Retweets 1,469 Quote Tweets 150.3K Likes

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When the lemon is sus

Roxi Horror 9* @roxiqt When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted? Be suspicious of the lemons.
Roxi Horror 9* @roxiqt When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted? Be suspicious of the lemons.

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Ssssqueak

nate of the living dead @MNateShyamalan [first day as snake oil salesman] are your snakes too damn squeaky
nate of the living dead @MNateShyamalan [first day as snake oil salesman] are your snakes too damn squeaky

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Sometimes Twitter makes me wanna fucking kill myself.

Sometimes Twitter makes me wanna tucking kill myselfR
Sometimes Twitter makes me wanna tucking kill myselfR

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I would've started in the womb

KY @_illxxst Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was like this.
KY @_illxxst Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was like this.

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that position specifically

Kal of the Golden Deer. @Kaldruen My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car.
Kal of the Golden Deer. @Kaldruen My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car.

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