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Koiby (5OJ0)) @koiby_ BREAKING: Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai reveals that he will no longer be voicing popular video game character, King Dedede. In an interview with him, Sakurai stated "I cannot voice a penguin because I am not, in fact, a penguin myself"
Koiby (5OJ0)) @koiby_ BREAKING: Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai reveals that he will no longer be voicing popular video game character, King Dedede. In an interview with him, Sakurai stated "I cannot voice a penguin because I am not, in fact, a penguin myself"

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I am fully convinced we are experiencing the apocalypse this year


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2020 Still Wilin'


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Impossible challenge

jomny sun @jonnysun high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed 1/19/18, 2:33 PM
jomny sun @jonnysun high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed 1/19/18, 2:33 PM

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Go Robert Mueller

Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" #SuperBowl2019Atlanta 5:59 PM · 2/3/19 · TweetDeck 1,808 Retweets 9,610 Likes
Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" #SuperBowl2019Atlanta 5:59 PM · 2/3/19 · TweetDeck 1,808 Retweets 9,610 Likes

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My Wets

Ebert O @horsedivorce me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.
Ebert O @horsedivorce me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

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Michael Rappaport Destroyed

5ft assassin Follow @southernjawn Replying to @MichaelRapaport @sleep2dream You literally look like you wake up and die everyday please spare me the cheap weave jokes T FF 9:29 PM - 4 Feb 2018 206 Retweets 459 Likes
5ft assassin Follow @southernjawn Replying to @MichaelRapaport @sleep2dream You literally look like you wake up and die everyday please spare me the cheap weave jokes T FF 9:29 PM - 4 Feb 2018 206 Retweets 459 Likes

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Krcherrrr

miss rat @babyrat ill slap jeff bezos bald head so hard its gonna sound like a screenshot 6:27 PM · 14 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone
miss rat @babyrat ill slap jeff bezos bald head so hard its gonna sound like a screenshot 6:27 PM · 14 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Shaq Be Yellin

SHAQ Follow @SHAQ im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 1:49 PM - 20 Aug 2009 53,863 Retweets 64,407 Likes 329 27 54K 64K
SHAQ Follow @SHAQ im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 1:49 PM - 20 Aug 2009 53,863 Retweets 64,407 Likes 329 27 54K 64K

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To Own A Man

Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins I hate the neologism "owned" for "scored a victory over". I have no intention of owning anyone, and nobody will ever own me. 2:20 AM - May 19, 2013 - Twitter Web Client
Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins I hate the neologism "owned" for "scored a victory over". I have no intention of owning anyone, and nobody will ever own me. 2:20 AM - May 19, 2013 - Twitter Web Client

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The Text Man

PeaceToCombat A @FabDLT_ "Eww she f--- the weed man for weed"- a bitch that's f------ the Text man for Texts 5:09 PM Oct 17, 2017 2.8K Retweets 7.7K Likes
PeaceToCombat A @FabDLT_ "Eww she f--- the weed man for weed"- a bitch that's f------ the Text man for Texts 5:09 PM Oct 17, 2017 2.8K Retweets 7.7K Likes

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How's Paris


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Big Show In The Booth


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Fuck Em Up Socrates


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Grow Up Blondie

helena @freshhel When a grown man is blonde it's like ok....you need to grow up 10:19 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter for iPhone 831 Retweets 8,552 Likes
helena @freshhel When a grown man is blonde it's like ok....you need to grow up 10:19 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter for iPhone 831 Retweets 8,552 Likes

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Feeding Cats

Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so l asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying. 10:03 AM - 9/30/19 - Twitter for iPhone 2,053 Retweets 19.5K Likes
Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so l asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying. 10:03 AM - 9/30/19 - Twitter for iPhone 2,053 Retweets 19.5K Likes

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Penis and Ferd

10:09 1 Thread Jay. @LipsTaco for disney movie character day on monday i'm dressing up as Ferb from Penis and Ferd 9/21/18, 10:03 PM 1 Retweet 9 Likes Jay. @LipsTaco · 5m *Phineas and Fern Q2 Jay. @LipsTaco 3m Phineaus and Freb 1 Jay. @LipsTaco · 2m wait *Pheineas and Freb 02 Jay. @LipsTaco · 1m girl how you spell Puenius Tweet your reply
10:09 1 Thread Jay. @LipsTaco for disney movie character day on monday i'm dressing up as Ferb from Penis and Ferd 9/21/18, 10:03 PM 1 Retweet 9 Likes Jay. @LipsTaco · 5m *Phineas and Fern Q2 Jay. @LipsTaco 3m Phineaus and Freb 1 Jay. @LipsTaco · 2m wait *Pheineas and Freb 02 Jay. @LipsTaco · 1m girl how you spell Puenius Tweet your reply

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Sega Playstation

Erras G a @dstryall.. ·22h v this edible is taking forever :/ 1 7 ili Erras Ô @dstryal... 22h v Sega Playstation 8. ili 1
Erras G a @dstryall.. ·22h v this edible is taking forever :/ 1 7 ili Erras Ô @dstryal... 22h v Sega Playstation 8. ili 1

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RIP To Your Granmda


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A sour acquaintanceship

Ukraine / YkpaïHa @Ukraine toxic ex here Russia @Russia · 8h Many #Ukrainians still remember the good ol' days, when #Soviet Ukraine was the #USSR's breadbasket, as well as a popular health #tourism destination & industrial center. A lot of that, and much more, is available in 2:32 PM 23 Jun 20 · Twitter for iPhone 12.7K Retweets 36.4K Likes >
Ukraine / YkpaïHa @Ukraine toxic ex here Russia @Russia · 8h Many #Ukrainians still remember the good ol' days, when #Soviet Ukraine was the #USSR's breadbasket, as well as a popular health #tourism destination & industrial center. A lot of that, and much more, is available in 2:32 PM 23 Jun 20 · Twitter for iPhone 12.7K Retweets 36.4K Likes >

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