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Who never apologizes for his meltdowns? It's your host, Adam Sessler (May 2020)

@AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Okay, now l'm worked up but I want to put something to rest. While i was always openly critical of games (products) I never transferred that to the humans who made them. Anyone who assumed so is just a mouth breathing loner who yearns for parentage. 27 5 294 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Are there complicated people in the games industry? Yes. Are there complicated people in law and academia and journalism, yes. If used the standard of perfection I wouldn't have ever had any friends. Reasonable people might see it the same way. 2 141 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h That's why i bristle at the attacks on people in the industry l've known and the demented assumption l'm on your side in those attacks. I've had the privilege of knowing these people and, like most people, they're complicated 2 27 2 131 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I'm a f------ angry p------------ who pisses off more people than he befriends. I'm no hero and I'm most definitely not your vessel to feel better about yourself when someone tries to accomplish something more impressive than what we do in our lives. 4 130 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler Randy, Molyneux, Cliff and countless others. You think because you see their names in print that they're immune to your wild, irrational and entitled contempt. No, they actually give a s--- and, like me, might be a little too awkward to play the PR game. 7:08 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 5 Retweets 161 Likes Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler I mean, don't play the f------ game you pathetic turd collectors. There's no gun to your head, you are just so f------ pathetic and useless that you lie in wait for someone who takes a chance to fail to get your yearly boner. At least they took a chance, you just saved the sock. 5 27 2 100 @AdamSessler · 7h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I'm not here for your delusion. You're just here for my tax dollars and pretend jerk-offs you useless, self-absorbed f--- nuggets. 7 62 Show this thread @AdamSessler · 7h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler also, it's s--- like this from anonymous fuckbags who have the whitest-ass narcissism so they think they know the industry and I'm on their f------ side because they saw me on a screen. THIS is why i have zero desire to get back in front of the camera. 27 2 99 Show this thread @AdamSessler · 7h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Hey s--------, you're talking about a friend of mine. You might be surprised to know I like people in this industry, so don't pathetically look to me for support in your limp fan-fiction because you looked at me on a screen and thought we had a goddamn connection. Chaotic Trash Weeb Vibes @Monty_Pla · 7h Replying to @AdamSessler why throw shade on Cliff when Randy Pitchford exists and deserves shade 10 27 2 66 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h really, because he helped me not commit suicide after G4 canned me. so I kinda like him. You, on the other hand, can experiment with gasoline and cigarettes. B------ Salesman @SmutMother · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler Okay but Pete Molyneaux is empirically kind of a s----- guy 26 27 12 415 garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan · 3h you think this sounds profound, but "i almost killed myself after getting fired from a video game talk show" just sounds pathetic 7 3 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h that not egg, smell your finger again. garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan - 2h Replying to @JasonCJG and @AdamSessler oh no, an animated gif of a television caricature. my cheek sure is red and stinging, boy do i have egg on my face now. 2 17 garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan Replying to @AdamSessler are you trying to roleplay now? are you joe biden and i'm tara reade? that other guy was right, why are you arguing with someone with 6 followers, someone of your high esteem really has nothing better to do? i guess that's what a dead career looks like. 11:27 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h I have nothing but time asswipe. You want to mock me for considering offing myself I have nothing but time because I went past the point of caring about decency a decade ago. Little dickless s---- like you are chattel on my way to something relevant. garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan - 2h Replying to @AdamSessler are you trying to roleplay now? are you joe biden and i'm tara reade? that other guy was right, why are you arguing with someone with 6 followers, someone of your high esteem really has nothing better to do? i guess that's what a dead career looks like. 47 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h Yeah, it sounds like toxic masculinity because it is. I don't give a s---. You're so f------ pathetic you picked ME to come at. I have no standing and, if I did, it was pretty lame. You drop your drawers to celebrate your balls at an a------ like ME? How f------ strong is that? 3 27 1 31 @AdamSessler · 1h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler how about you f------ tend to your own garden, i'll s--- where i please. And now it's gonna be on your porch you patronizing s---. A Gregory Selck @Blu_Potato · 2h Replying to @AdamSessler Step away brother. Lets breath and find some peace. You seem a bit raging, its not good for you. 4 27 42 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler I think you need to return to sucking yourself off you officious goblin. Aj lee @IHeartAjLee1 · 1h Replying to @AdamSessler I think you need a Twitter break 11:54 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 22 Likes Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler i would never front about something like that. GameOn68 @wade196836· 2h Replying to @AdamSessler Did you really consider ending your life Adam? 11:45 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 28 Likes @AdamSessler · 3h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler You're right but you ducking the deserved abortion and making it through your mothers vagina is kinda impressive garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan 4h Replying to @AdamSessler you think this sounds profound, but "i almost killed myself after getting fired from a video game talk show" just sounds pathetic 14 160 garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan Replying to @AdamSessler if that was true, it would prove i had more wits about me as an unborn fetus than you do as a grown man. shame you dodged a noose, molyneux did us all a disservice 10:54 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler Ah, gamers. How i don't miss you or give a s---. Also, send me a postcard when you have to retreat into your mother's rancid snatch for protection against reality. garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan · 3h Replying to @AdamSessler if that was true, it would prove i had more wits about me as an unborn fetus than you do as a grown man. shame you dodged a noose, molyneux did us all a disservice 11:03 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 117 Likes garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan · 3h Replying to @AdamSessler "i almost ate shotgun shells for breakfast because i couldn't bloviate for your viewing pleasure anymore, through the television box. how i don't miss you. i am very impressive" @AdamSessler · 4h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler you be you. Being that you is pretty f------ sad. Stay away from the razors captain emo. A Doomed Space Marine @doomedspacemar1 · 4h I don't give a f--- if you're buddy buddy with some of the worst people in the industry, I'm still going to call them out on their horseshit even if your coked up mind gets p----- off at that lol. twitter.com/AdamSessler/st.. 107 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h I'm a f------ angry p------------ who pisses off more people than he befriends. I'm no hero and I'm most definitely not your vessel to feel better about yourself when someone tries to accomplish something more impressive than what we do in our lives. 99 @AdamSessler · 2h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Randy, Molyneux, Cliff and countless others. You think because you see their names in print that they're immune to your wild, irrational and entitled contempt. No, they actually give a s--- and, like me, might be a little too awkward to play the PR game. 126 10 68 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 5h *whispers* "He's not as clever as he thinks he is" Friar the Scrivener @friarcasey · 5h Replying to @AdamSessler see you are just as good with words as you were when you were on that guy with the glasses. Or were you the one with the mountain dew? Either way I give it one amazing atheist rant out of five. 3 20 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 5h Why are all of you so s----- with clapbacks? Does the Evangelical minister violate it out of you? O Friar the Scrivener @friarcasey · 5h Replying to @AdamSessler @therealcliffyb and @fleshribbon What game is this latest breakdown advertising? 3 30 @AdamSessler · 5h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I've never wondered because they deserved it and i need adulation like i need cholera. Friends aren't pokemon you collect you Instagram f---, they're people you trust and rely on. Spy- @ being an instagram f--- @sam1tron · 5h and you wonder why people don't like you anymore twitter.com/AdamSessler/st... 14 138 @AdamSessler · 5h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Goddammit i hate this s---. l'd rather have trump scrubbing my a------ for dingleberries that some concerned dickwaddle thinking they know better than me. Taylor Mansfield @LavaHot · 5h Replying to @AdamSessler Adam, man, don't feed the trolls. That's beneath you. Put the phone down and take a walk. 46 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler And I think you're a frustrated barrista that avoids missionary style because "colonialism" That Creepy Reading @CreepyReading · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler I think that trying to talk to people with a level of civility is important. Even people you may disagree with, kind of like how you handled the supreme Court about five years back or CNN here youtu.be/8PgHdmUnijk kind of wish you still stood by that. 13 27 4 59 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h cancel me from what you bearded slouch. I'm not your f------ monkey anymore, I'm nothing but unfettered f--- you. twitter.com/InspectorWells.. This Tweet is unavailable. 23 27 11 280 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler or you could masturbate to Nancy Drew. We both have agency in this matter. That Creepy Reading @CreepyReading · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler I understand the frustration with the tweet, but I think that's a bit of an over reaction. When you start sounding like a 12-year-old with a dictionary that's when you know you should take a deep breath before sending out that response. 35 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I don't know them and I'm not going to do the sad song and dance where I say they're special. Also, I don't work on camera anymore so I don't really care. As in real life, if you're cool, we're cool. If you suck, maybe don't show it @AdamSessler · 6h off to me cause l'll notice. O) Null 'N Neurotic @Skell20XX · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler This is a completely serious question that I mean no offense by and hope doesn't bother you but: Do you like your fans? Or is it a complicated relationship?
@AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Okay, now l'm worked up but I want to put something to rest. While i was always openly critical of games (products) I never transferred that to the humans who made them. Anyone who assumed so is just a mouth breathing loner who yearns for parentage. 27 5 294 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Are there complicated people in the games industry? Yes. Are there complicated people in law and academia and journalism, yes. If used the standard of perfection I wouldn't have ever had any friends. Reasonable people might see it the same way. 2 141 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h That's why i bristle at the attacks on people in the industry l've known and the demented assumption l'm on your side in those attacks. I've had the privilege of knowing these people and, like most people, they're complicated 2 27 2 131 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I'm a f------ angry p------------ who pisses off more people than he befriends. I'm no hero and I'm most definitely not your vessel to feel better about yourself when someone tries to accomplish something more impressive than what we do in our lives. 4 130 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler Randy, Molyneux, Cliff and countless others. You think because you see their names in print that they're immune to your wild, irrational and entitled contempt. No, they actually give a s--- and, like me, might be a little too awkward to play the PR game. 7:08 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 5 Retweets 161 Likes Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler I mean, don't play the f------ game you pathetic turd collectors. There's no gun to your head, you are just so f------ pathetic and useless that you lie in wait for someone who takes a chance to fail to get your yearly boner. At least they took a chance, you just saved the sock. 5 27 2 100 @AdamSessler · 7h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I'm not here for your delusion. You're just here for my tax dollars and pretend jerk-offs you useless, self-absorbed f--- nuggets. 7 62 Show this thread @AdamSessler · 7h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler also, it's s--- like this from anonymous fuckbags who have the whitest-ass narcissism so they think they know the industry and I'm on their f------ side because they saw me on a screen. THIS is why i have zero desire to get back in front of the camera. 27 2 99 Show this thread @AdamSessler · 7h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Hey s--------, you're talking about a friend of mine. You might be surprised to know I like people in this industry, so don't pathetically look to me for support in your limp fan-fiction because you looked at me on a screen and thought we had a goddamn connection. Chaotic Trash Weeb Vibes @Monty_Pla · 7h Replying to @AdamSessler why throw shade on Cliff when Randy Pitchford exists and deserves shade 10 27 2 66 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h really, because he helped me not commit suicide after G4 canned me. so I kinda like him. You, on the other hand, can experiment with gasoline and cigarettes. B------ Salesman @SmutMother · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler Okay but Pete Molyneaux is empirically kind of a s----- guy 26 27 12 415 garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan · 3h you think this sounds profound, but "i almost killed myself after getting fired from a video game talk show" just sounds pathetic 7 3 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h that not egg, smell your finger again. garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan - 2h Replying to @JasonCJG and @AdamSessler oh no, an animated gif of a television caricature. my cheek sure is red and stinging, boy do i have egg on my face now. 2 17 garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan Replying to @AdamSessler are you trying to roleplay now? are you joe biden and i'm tara reade? that other guy was right, why are you arguing with someone with 6 followers, someone of your high esteem really has nothing better to do? i guess that's what a dead career looks like. 11:27 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h I have nothing but time asswipe. You want to mock me for considering offing myself I have nothing but time because I went past the point of caring about decency a decade ago. Little dickless s---- like you are chattel on my way to something relevant. garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan - 2h Replying to @AdamSessler are you trying to roleplay now? are you joe biden and i'm tara reade? that other guy was right, why are you arguing with someone with 6 followers, someone of your high esteem really has nothing better to do? i guess that's what a dead career looks like. 47 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h Yeah, it sounds like toxic masculinity because it is. I don't give a s---. You're so f------ pathetic you picked ME to come at. I have no standing and, if I did, it was pretty lame. You drop your drawers to celebrate your balls at an a------ like ME? How f------ strong is that? 3 27 1 31 @AdamSessler · 1h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler how about you f------ tend to your own garden, i'll s--- where i please. And now it's gonna be on your porch you patronizing s---. A Gregory Selck @Blu_Potato · 2h Replying to @AdamSessler Step away brother. Lets breath and find some peace. You seem a bit raging, its not good for you. 4 27 42 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler I think you need to return to sucking yourself off you officious goblin. Aj lee @IHeartAjLee1 · 1h Replying to @AdamSessler I think you need a Twitter break 11:54 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 22 Likes Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler i would never front about something like that. GameOn68 @wade196836· 2h Replying to @AdamSessler Did you really consider ending your life Adam? 11:45 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 28 Likes @AdamSessler · 3h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler You're right but you ducking the deserved abortion and making it through your mothers vagina is kinda impressive garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan 4h Replying to @AdamSessler you think this sounds profound, but "i almost killed myself after getting fired from a video game talk show" just sounds pathetic 14 160 garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan Replying to @AdamSessler if that was true, it would prove i had more wits about me as an unborn fetus than you do as a grown man. shame you dodged a noose, molyneux did us all a disservice 10:54 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler Ah, gamers. How i don't miss you or give a s---. Also, send me a postcard when you have to retreat into your mother's rancid snatch for protection against reality. garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan · 3h Replying to @AdamSessler if that was true, it would prove i had more wits about me as an unborn fetus than you do as a grown man. shame you dodged a noose, molyneux did us all a disservice 11:03 PM · May 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 117 Likes garshtostoles @FlowerOrgan · 3h Replying to @AdamSessler "i almost ate shotgun shells for breakfast because i couldn't bloviate for your viewing pleasure anymore, through the television box. how i don't miss you. i am very impressive" @AdamSessler · 4h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler you be you. Being that you is pretty f------ sad. Stay away from the razors captain emo. A Doomed Space Marine @doomedspacemar1 · 4h I don't give a f--- if you're buddy buddy with some of the worst people in the industry, I'm still going to call them out on their horseshit even if your coked up mind gets p----- off at that lol. twitter.com/AdamSessler/st.. 107 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 2h I'm a f------ angry p------------ who pisses off more people than he befriends. I'm no hero and I'm most definitely not your vessel to feel better about yourself when someone tries to accomplish something more impressive than what we do in our lives. 99 @AdamSessler · 2h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Randy, Molyneux, Cliff and countless others. You think because you see their names in print that they're immune to your wild, irrational and entitled contempt. No, they actually give a s--- and, like me, might be a little too awkward to play the PR game. 126 10 68 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 5h *whispers* "He's not as clever as he thinks he is" Friar the Scrivener @friarcasey · 5h Replying to @AdamSessler see you are just as good with words as you were when you were on that guy with the glasses. Or were you the one with the mountain dew? Either way I give it one amazing atheist rant out of five. 3 20 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 5h Why are all of you so s----- with clapbacks? Does the Evangelical minister violate it out of you? O Friar the Scrivener @friarcasey · 5h Replying to @AdamSessler @therealcliffyb and @fleshribbon What game is this latest breakdown advertising? 3 30 @AdamSessler · 5h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I've never wondered because they deserved it and i need adulation like i need cholera. Friends aren't pokemon you collect you Instagram f---, they're people you trust and rely on. Spy- @ being an instagram f--- @sam1tron · 5h and you wonder why people don't like you anymore twitter.com/AdamSessler/st... 14 138 @AdamSessler · 5h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler Goddammit i hate this s---. l'd rather have trump scrubbing my a------ for dingleberries that some concerned dickwaddle thinking they know better than me. Taylor Mansfield @LavaHot · 5h Replying to @AdamSessler Adam, man, don't feed the trolls. That's beneath you. Put the phone down and take a walk. 46 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler And I think you're a frustrated barrista that avoids missionary style because "colonialism" That Creepy Reading @CreepyReading · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler I think that trying to talk to people with a level of civility is important. Even people you may disagree with, kind of like how you handled the supreme Court about five years back or CNN here youtu.be/8PgHdmUnijk kind of wish you still stood by that. 13 27 4 59 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler @AdamSessler · 6h cancel me from what you bearded slouch. I'm not your f------ monkey anymore, I'm nothing but unfettered f--- you. twitter.com/InspectorWells.. This Tweet is unavailable. 23 27 11 280 @AdamSessler · 6h Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler or you could masturbate to Nancy Drew. We both have agency in this matter. That Creepy Reading @CreepyReading · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler I understand the frustration with the tweet, but I think that's a bit of an over reaction. When you start sounding like a 12-year-old with a dictionary that's when you know you should take a deep breath before sending out that response. 35 Adam "Still Crazy" Sessler I don't know them and I'm not going to do the sad song and dance where I say they're special. Also, I don't work on camera anymore so I don't really care. As in real life, if you're cool, we're cool. If you suck, maybe don't show it @AdamSessler · 6h off to me cause l'll notice. O) Null 'N Neurotic @Skell20XX · 6h Replying to @AdamSessler This is a completely serious question that I mean no offense by and hope doesn't bother you but: Do you like your fans? Or is it a complicated relationship?

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air quotes

An English Human @English_Channel It's concerning that my wife uses air quotes when she mentions our "marriage"
An English Human @English_Channel It's concerning that my wife uses air quotes when she mentions our "marriage"

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irksome

Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison Husbands are pure chaos. I don't wish them on anyone. Extra Large MARS A 035P-1789 AUT
Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison Husbands are pure chaos. I don't wish them on anyone. Extra Large MARS A 035P-1789 AUT

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does anyone know the answer?

Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2 Get married so you can have spirited debates at 3am about whether it's possible to snore while you're awake
Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2 Get married so you can have spirited debates at 3am about whether it's possible to snore while you're awake

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it's over dude

James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: Your haircut looks nice. Wife: I didn't get a haircut. My appointment was canceled. Me: Your hair always looks nice.
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: Your haircut looks nice. Wife: I didn't get a haircut. My appointment was canceled. Me: Your hair always looks nice.

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nothing more romantic

That Mom Tho @mom_tho my husband and I love to play "who can pile the most into the trash can without taking it out" and I can assure there are no winners here, just cursing, garbage covered losers
That Mom Tho @mom_tho my husband and I love to play "who can pile the most into the trash can without taking it out" and I can assure there are no winners here, just cursing, garbage covered losers

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the latter

Jessie @mommajessiec Are you happily married or did your spouse hit the snooze button 12 times this morning?
Jessie @mommajessiec Are you happily married or did your spouse hit the snooze button 12 times this morning?

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it's their specialty

... @33FreeMe33 A Sagittarius will tell you they're in love with you then ghost 7:09 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,285 Retweets 765 Quote Tweets 8,946 Likes
... @33FreeMe33 A Sagittarius will tell you they're in love with you then ghost 7:09 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,285 Retweets 765 Quote Tweets 8,946 Likes

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Interracial couples = racism, apparently

white savior complex is one hell of a drug, innit?
white savior complex is one hell of a drug, innit?

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Libras?

VK ASTROLOGY OF @DCnumerology Zodiac signs that will ignore you and not feel bad about it. -Libra -Scorpio -Cancer -Capricorn - Taurus 2:34 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,284 Retweets 396 Quote Tweets 8,677 Likes
VK ASTROLOGY OF @DCnumerology Zodiac signs that will ignore you and not feel bad about it. -Libra -Scorpio -Cancer -Capricorn - Taurus 2:34 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,284 Retweets 396 Quote Tweets 8,677 Likes

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lies lies lies

Julz @obsidianshakti A Scorpio will look you DEAD in your eye and lie 7:32 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,466 Retweets 822 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes
Julz @obsidianshakti A Scorpio will look you DEAD in your eye and lie 7:32 PM · Mar 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,466 Retweets 822 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes

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the answers is usually "no"

Astro Poets @poetastrologers Ask a Pisces if they're ok lol 4:11 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,714 Retweets 1,080 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes
Astro Poets @poetastrologers Ask a Pisces if they're ok lol 4:11 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,714 Retweets 1,080 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

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it's always the virgo moms

thursday girl @sansjuniperos ... u cant hurt my feelings my mom is a virgo she already said that s--- to me in 2007 5:49 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,353 Retweets 990 Quote Tweets 12.1K Likes
thursday girl @sansjuniperos ... u cant hurt my feelings my mom is a virgo she already said that s--- to me in 2007 5:49 PM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,353 Retweets 990 Quote Tweets 12.1K Likes

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amen to that

mélanie @earthdombaby The only thing worse than arguing with a Taurus is arguing with a Virgo 10:55 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,172 Retweets 1,574 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes
mélanie @earthdombaby The only thing worse than arguing with a Taurus is arguing with a Virgo 10:55 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,172 Retweets 1,574 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes

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i'd count my lucky stars

@planetmari_ you lucky if you can get a mean ass virgo, sagittarius, scorpio or aquarius to like you 9:32 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,570 Retweets 752 Quote Tweets 15.5K Likes
@planetmari_ you lucky if you can get a mean ass virgo, sagittarius, scorpio or aquarius to like you 9:32 PM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,570 Retweets 752 Quote Tweets 15.5K Likes

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what's your major

dee breezy @xxdbreezyxx quit your job and study astrology. 3:35 PM · Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,114 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 17.9K Likes
dee breezy @xxdbreezyxx quit your job and study astrology. 3:35 PM · Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,114 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 17.9K Likes

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what a woman!

eric esoteric @plutonicmoon princess diana being a cancer AND the ultimate mother is proof astrology exists 6:07 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,751 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets 24.6K Likes
eric esoteric @plutonicmoon princess diana being a cancer AND the ultimate mother is proof astrology exists 6:07 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,751 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets 24.6K Likes

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Self care?

Matt. @MattTheBrand how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think) - buy a new candle - take a 45 min shower - drink coffee until you throw up - overshare online - scream
Matt. @MattTheBrand how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think) - buy a new candle - take a 45 min shower - drink coffee until you throw up - overshare online - scream

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fail

SpacedMom @copymama ... My 8yo said she wished there was a way to plug headphones into her recorder so she could play anytime and I will singlehandedly fund any Kickstarter for this project 5:29 PM · Mar 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App 29 Retweets 263 Likes
SpacedMom @copymama ... My 8yo said she wished there was a way to plug headphones into her recorder so she could play anytime and I will singlehandedly fund any Kickstarter for this project 5:29 PM · Mar 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App 29 Retweets 263 Likes

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