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Matt Roller @rolldiggity Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it. 3:02 AM · 2021-03-15 · Twitter Web App 22.7K Retweets 473 Quote Tweets 205K Likes
Matt Roller @rolldiggity Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it. 3:02 AM · 2021-03-15 · Twitter Web App 22.7K Retweets 473 Quote Tweets 205K Likes

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Hola España

subdaio @subdaio Spain legalized weed and starting 32 hour work weeks. The "American dream" is now to move out the country lol 12:44 PM · 2021-03-17 · Twitter for iPhone 21.6K Retweets 1,644 Quote Tweets 122K Likes
subdaio @subdaio Spain legalized weed and starting 32 hour work weeks. The "American dream" is now to move out the country lol 12:44 PM · 2021-03-17 · Twitter for iPhone 21.6K Retweets 1,644 Quote Tweets 122K Likes

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RIP Herbert the Basil

Kellalena @topaz_kell If there was a death row for killing plants, I would walk the green mile. 12:29 PM · 2019-05-16 · Twitter for iPad 175 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 363 Likes
Kellalena @topaz_kell If there was a death row for killing plants, I would walk the green mile. 12:29 PM · 2019-05-16 · Twitter for iPad 175 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 363 Likes

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Archaeology is a serious science

@Independent A strange creature that tastes like almonds has been dug up in Russia indy100.com/ alexander @whosalexander why the f--- would you taste it
@Independent A strange creature that tastes like almonds has been dug up in Russia indy100.com/ alexander @whosalexander why the f--- would you taste it

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Scientists plan to shoot massive load of sperm samples onto the moon

they're gonna c------- the moon Översätt tweeten AV The A.V. Club O @TheAVClub 1 d Scientists plan to shoot massive load of sperm samples onto the moon dlvr.it/RvgszL
they're gonna c------- the moon Översätt tweeten AV The A.V. Club O @TheAVClub 1 d Scientists plan to shoot massive load of sperm samples onto the moon dlvr.it/RvgszL

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Are you ready?

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My blood pressure...

@antikirsten literally sitting in my bed with the anxiety levels of somebody being hunted for sport 12:30 PM · 12/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone
@antikirsten literally sitting in my bed with the anxiety levels of somebody being hunted for sport 12:30 PM · 12/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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The 4th time you better make me the CEO

Lil Rich Aka Crash @Crash_The_King Thate jobs that do 3 interviews BI CH if I come the 3rd time l'm clocking in.
Lil Rich Aka Crash @Crash_The_King Thate jobs that do 3 interviews BI CH if I come the 3rd time l'm clocking in.

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What if

27 You Retweeted Rainbow Fish O @RAINBOWFISH what if n------ clicked in and out like pens 1:18 PM · 2/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone
27 You Retweeted Rainbow Fish O @RAINBOWFISH what if n------ clicked in and out like pens 1:18 PM · 2/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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But is he really sorry or is this another one of his tricks

Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I saidI was sorry.
Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I saidI was sorry.

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Lovely wee tart

soul nate @MNateShyamalan british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we've replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east
soul nate @MNateShyamalan british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we've replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

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Anti-healing crystals

Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison I want a crystal that makes the vibes really bad and upsets everyone 8:56 AM - 1/29/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,430 Retweets 788 Quote Tweets 61.2K Likes Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison 1d Replying to @cricketarrison Thanks everyone for the recommendation of meth
Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison I want a crystal that makes the vibes really bad and upsets everyone 8:56 AM - 1/29/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,430 Retweets 788 Quote Tweets 61.2K Likes Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison 1d Replying to @cricketarrison Thanks everyone for the recommendation of meth

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My stir fry recipe is hauntingly delicious and simply to die for

Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight Is it poltergeists? This Pan Is Flying Off The Shelves - Here's Why JEAN-PATRIQUE | SPONSORED 14:15 · 15 Mar 21 · Twitter Web App
Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight Is it poltergeists? This Pan Is Flying Off The Shelves - Here's Why JEAN-PATRIQUE | SPONSORED 14:15 · 15 Mar 21 · Twitter Web App

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It's called fashion pleb look it up

Adam @adamthealright At this point I think it's safe to say Gucci is just messing with us Inverted cat eye sunglasses € 520 6:48 AM · 12/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone
Adam @adamthealright At this point I think it's safe to say Gucci is just messing with us Inverted cat eye sunglasses € 520 6:48 AM · 12/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Graduated with distinction

AC Tatum @actatumonline Charcuterie ain't nothing but some Lunchables that went to Harvard. 8:27 PM · 2021-02-21 · Twitter for iPhone 17.8K Retweets 1,300 Quote Tweets 124K Likes
AC Tatum @actatumonline Charcuterie ain't nothing but some Lunchables that went to Harvard. 8:27 PM · 2021-02-21 · Twitter for iPhone 17.8K Retweets 1,300 Quote Tweets 124K Likes

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already hurt my own feelings three times since I woke up

@jorgethevirgin You thought you hurt me? I saw it coming two months ago when i was over thinking >
@jorgethevirgin You thought you hurt me? I saw it coming two months ago when i was over thinking >

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