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27 You Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed 4:48 PM · 12/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

27 You Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed 4:48 PM · 12/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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burnnn

kwame @johlny Do men still open car doors? Boogie. @BoogieMan How do you think we get inside

kwame @johlny Do men still open car doors? Boogie. @BoogieMan How do you think we get inside

Makes it easier to chew

wicked bitch of the MWest @AmandaRNH Friend: I hate frozen pizza Me: I hate frozen pizza too. That's why I put it in the oven for a bit before I eat it. Friend: 6:51 PM · 12/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

wicked bitch of the MWest @AmandaRNH Friend: I hate frozen pizza Me: I hate frozen pizza too. That's why I put it in the oven for a bit before I eat it. Friend: 6:51 PM · 12/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Daily dose of 'what the fuck are you talking about?'.

I am not inclined to look for the aforementioned user. So I'll post the video that highlighted it.

I am not inclined to look for the aforementioned user. So I'll post the video that highlighted it.

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one of my avocados hatched last night

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg oh s---. oh f---. one of my avocados hatched last night and i have no idea where it went 4:00 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg oh s---. oh f---. one of my avocados hatched last night and i have no idea where it went 4:00 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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KAONASHI @CAMSQUIAT James? I havent heard that name in years

KAONASHI @CAMSQUIAT James? I havent heard that name in years

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will be continued...

... Noemi 8 @noemistauffer Me in 2021 I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK!

... Noemi 8 @noemistauffer Me in 2021 I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK!

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very true

twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME:I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch >

twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME:I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch >

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Preeeeetty Much Twatter

LORD KSI @KSI Twitter used to be an amazing place where you could connect with people in different communities & communicate without any problems. Now it's just full of pretentious people that are ready to cancel & destroy your legacy for breathing incorrectly. And on that note, I'm out 3:10 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,809 Retweets 1,469 Quote Tweets 150.3K Likes

LORD KSI @KSI Twitter used to be an amazing place where you could connect with people in different communities & communicate without any problems. Now it's just full of pretentious people that are ready to cancel & destroy your legacy for breathing incorrectly. And on that note, I'm out 3:10 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 8,809 Retweets 1,469 Quote Tweets 150.3K Likes

When the lemon is sus

Roxi Horror 9* @roxiqt When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted? Be suspicious of the lemons.

Roxi Horror 9* @roxiqt When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted? Be suspicious of the lemons.

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Ssssqueak

nate of the living dead @MNateShyamalan [first day as snake oil salesman] are your snakes too damn squeaky

nate of the living dead @MNateShyamalan [first day as snake oil salesman] are your snakes too damn squeaky

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Sometimes Twitter makes me wanna fucking kill myself.

Sometimes Twitter makes me wanna tucking kill myselfR

Sometimes Twitter makes me wanna tucking kill myselfR

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I would've started in the womb

KY @_illxxst Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was like this.

KY @_illxxst Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was like this.

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that position specifically

Kal of the Golden Deer. @Kaldruen My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car.

Kal of the Golden Deer. @Kaldruen My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car.

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real relationships

Eric @Eric_Cee_ This is how you know its real J Jessica Hinge > Today 12.47 PIM Happy 10 year anniversary! ?? I said what I said We only started dating in February Feels like 10 years though doesn't it Read 12:47 PM aaa yes happy 10 year anniversary then

Eric @Eric_Cee_ This is how you know its real J Jessica Hinge > Today 12.47 PIM Happy 10 year anniversary! ?? I said what I said We only started dating in February Feels like 10 years though doesn't it Read 12:47 PM aaa yes happy 10 year anniversary then

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coworkers

sasha jones @tartikovsky coworker used "anyway" as an email sign-off instead of "best" or "warmly" or w/e and honestly that's the only work mood left

sasha jones @tartikovsky coworker used "anyway" as an email sign-off instead of "best" or "warmly" or w/e and honestly that's the only work mood left