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Big Dumb Man @sodomylov... ·4h: Guys need to stop complaining like get on camera and show YOUR hole if you're so mad about it naiive @naiivememe. 1d Me seeing Os girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work

Big Dumb Man @sodomylov... ·4h: Guys need to stop complaining like get on camera and show YOUR hole if you're so mad about it naiive @naiivememe. 1d Me seeing Os girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work

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It's pretty sad

CAN CNN @CNN A teacher ran out of sick days to stay with his cancer-stricken daughter, so fellow educators chipped in with their sick days -- adding up to 100 days AB-> = Tales from the working class dystopia repackaged as "feel good" stories are getting old.

CAN CNN @CNN A teacher ran out of sick days to stay with his cancer-stricken daughter, so fellow educators chipped in with their sick days -- adding up to 100 days AB-> = Tales from the working class dystopia repackaged as "feel good" stories are getting old.

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Is it worth it?

Seth Timlake @Seth_Timlake > My bill after getting bit by a snake SUMMARY OF PATIENT SERVICES 191.20 5355ES contact ou status of PHARMACY LABORATORY SERVICES $83,341.25 INTENSIVE CARE ROOM INTERMEDIATE CARE ROOM $22,433.00 $21,225,00 $17,766.00 FREQ Q. Can A. Ye RADIOLOGY SPECIAL SERVICES THERAPY SERVICES EMERGENCY CARE SERVICES $5,564.00 $1,423.00 Q. Ca $947.00 A. Y $462.00 Q.V $153,161.25 A. P TOTAL CHARGES I ACCOUNT SUMMARY Service Date 07/04/15 to 07/09/15 The Don @Jacked YaTweets I would've just died

Seth Timlake @Seth_Timlake > My bill after getting bit by a snake SUMMARY OF PATIENT SERVICES 191.20 5355ES contact ou status of PHARMACY LABORATORY SERVICES $83,341.25 INTENSIVE CARE ROOM INTERMEDIATE CARE ROOM $22,433.00 $21,225,00 $17,766.00 FREQ Q. Can A. Ye RADIOLOGY SPECIAL SERVICES THERAPY SERVICES EMERGENCY CARE SERVICES $5,564.00 $1,423.00 Q. Ca $947.00 A. Y $462.00 Q.V $153,161.25 A. P TOTAL CHARGES I ACCOUNT SUMMARY Service Date 07/04/15 to 07/09/15 The Don @Jacked YaTweets I would've just died

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Enjoy the silence

majo-cus pocus @Majonotyoho Follow this needs to be talked about so little that we should invent a new type of silence for it jess! @jessicobra. 2d we need to talk about how giving people a "plus one" for events is lowkey polyphobic

majo-cus pocus @Majonotyoho Follow this needs to be talked about so little that we should invent a new type of silence for it jess! @jessicobra. 2d we need to talk about how giving people a "plus one" for events is lowkey polyphobic

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It's a cool car

Sam-Rae @LoveSarae Imagine a guy moving to you in a Mini Cooper. He could never be the man of the house. Kriss Ray @krissrayNG Replying to @LoveSarae N'golo Kante drives a mini cooper, is worth over $13 Million, owns a happy family and is the man of his house. You drive nothing, worth nothing (save makeup kits, loose bras and catapult pants), a woman of silly tweets & five star feminism but own nothing.

Sam-Rae @LoveSarae Imagine a guy moving to you in a Mini Cooper. He could never be the man of the house. Kriss Ray @krissrayNG Replying to @LoveSarae N'golo Kante drives a mini cooper, is worth over $13 Million, owns a happy family and is the man of his house. You drive nothing, worth nothing (save makeup kits, loose bras and catapult pants), a woman of silly tweets & five star feminism but own nothing.

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That's wild

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Oop

NEWS UK BBC News (UK) @BBCNews Two-thirds of LGBT people 'fear holding hands in public' LONDON ES PRUD BBC NEWS LGBT people 'fear holding hands in public' bbc.com Dunnickin @Thripodfling 2d. Replying to @BBCNews and @HackneyAbbott In certain parts of London, straight couples fear holding hands. 170 1725 Chlomydia Cardashian 57 . = @... 1d Which parts of London? If it's because you're 65 and she's 13 it's not because you're straight 25 160 2,236 مه PhotoGrid

NEWS UK BBC News (UK) @BBCNews Two-thirds of LGBT people 'fear holding hands in public' LONDON ES PRUD BBC NEWS LGBT people 'fear holding hands in public' bbc.com Dunnickin @Thripodfling 2d. Replying to @BBCNews and @HackneyAbbott In certain parts of London, straight couples fear holding hands. 170 1725 Chlomydia Cardashian 57 . = @... 1d Which parts of London? If it's because you're 65 and she's 13 it's not because you're straight 25 160 2,236 مه PhotoGrid

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For real though

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Me Leaving the Monastery

janis jopping @advancedhagging me leaving the monastery Glen BC @kindlyone9: Aug 17, 2023 I like Hole better than Nirvana 6:51 AM ⚫ Aug 17, 2023 5.9M Views

janis jopping @advancedhagging me leaving the monastery Glen BC @kindlyone9: Aug 17, 2023 I like Hole better than Nirvana 6:51 AM ⚫ Aug 17, 2023 5.9M Views

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There's a new man of the house

kaelin @k_somm my parents have access to mine & my brother's bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother's savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says "you can't talk to me like that in my house"

kaelin @k_somm my parents have access to mine & my brother's bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother's savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says "you can't talk to me like that in my house"

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Way to be

Lady Lieutenant Columbo @TacosChallah My husband and I just sat in our car outside of our house and ate a huge piece of carrot cake because we didn't want to share it with our kids.

Lady Lieutenant Columbo @TacosChallah My husband and I just sat in our car outside of our house and ate a huge piece of carrot cake because we didn't want to share it with our kids.

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Savage kid

roa @richgreatness Bruh look at my little brother's homework මම does 21. List at least 5 things that are almost always white. Sheep Clun und Disney Princess set 2/week five

roa @richgreatness Bruh look at my little brother's homework මම does 21. List at least 5 things that are almost always white. Sheep Clun und Disney Princess set 2/week five

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Oh yeah, peak comedy

pun bible PB Pun_bible @thepunbible This is peak comedy BART BARTENDER

pun bible PB Pun_bible @thepunbible This is peak comedy BART BARTENDER

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So sweet

100 11h HRH COLLECTION You're likely not depressed. You're just fat and or ugly and probably some kind of a mild loser. Do something about it idiot. HRH AUG 22, 2024 AT 11:27 AM 10 minutes after Sep 30 Post walk depression is real. 29 198 3.4K 125K ...

100 11h HRH COLLECTION You're likely not depressed. You're just fat and or ugly and probably some kind of a mild loser. Do something about it idiot. HRH AUG 22, 2024 AT 11:27 AM 10 minutes after Sep 30 Post walk depression is real. 29 198 3.4K 125K ...

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That's just not true

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Yeah, they would never

16h European Colonial History in six words: "Is that yours? It's mine now." 4,996 20.4K 99K Replying to @neiltyson Americans would never do this. We save nations. Not destroy them. 05:41 11/07/2020 Twitter for iPhone

16h European Colonial History in six words: "Is that yours? It's mine now." 4,996 20.4K 99K Replying to @neiltyson Americans would never do this. We save nations. Not destroy them. 05:41 11/07/2020 Twitter for iPhone

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