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It's the simple things

Ozzy @ozzyunc Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts.

Ozzy @ozzyunc Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts.

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Podcasts for all

King Charles is launching his own Apple Music radio show to showcase his favorite music. MEME ZAR Memeulous ✔ @Memeulous THE King's Music ROOM ON AIR 111 111 Music Whether you're a peasant or a king the urge to make a podcast burns like a thousand suns within all of us men

King Charles is launching his own Apple Music radio show to showcase his favorite music. MEME ZAR Memeulous ✔ @Memeulous THE King's Music ROOM ON AIR 111 111 Music Whether you're a peasant or a king the urge to make a podcast burns like a thousand suns within all of us men

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Good times...

jordan @jordan_stratton Being alive during this modern era is great. Robots are creating artistic soulless versions of people, I spend half my paycheck on rent and the other half on 4 blueberries, and I'm addicted to a little pocket computer that makes me sad everyday. Fantastic.

jordan @jordan_stratton Being alive during this modern era is great. Robots are creating artistic soulless versions of people, I spend half my paycheck on rent and the other half on 4 blueberries, and I'm addicted to a little pocket computer that makes me sad everyday. Fantastic.

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Yup

g 80 @illygrene What "old person" thing do you do? Loky ❤ @lokymann Run errands early as s before the idiots wake up

g 80 @illygrene What "old person" thing do you do? Loky ❤ @lokymann Run errands early as s before the idiots wake up

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They have no clue

Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social I don't think anyone knows what "without further ado" means anymore. Every YouTube video is like, "so without further ado, let's get into it! But first, today's sponsor is..." My dude. That is literally further ado. March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM Everybody can reply

Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social I don't think anyone knows what "without further ado" means anymore. Every YouTube video is like, "so without further ado, let's get into it! But first, today's sponsor is..." My dude. That is literally further ado. March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM Everybody can reply

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Too real

J @JamzLnd Follow Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren't having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

J @JamzLnd Follow Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren't having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

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Thanks, though

nova @comfypill Follow "you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me • 6:44 PM 3/6/25 1.2M Views 156 20K 118K 3.7K

nova @comfypill Follow "you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me • 6:44 PM 3/6/25 1.2M Views 156 20K 118K 3.7K

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A gap is a gap

Sarah Blahovec @Sblahov It annoys me that job applicants are supposed to "explain gaps on their resume." Whether the gap was from raising a child, having a serious illness, or traveling the world, I feel like employers shouldn't have the right to determine if it's a "good enough reason."

Sarah Blahovec @Sblahov It annoys me that job applicants are supposed to "explain gaps on their resume." Whether the gap was from raising a child, having a serious illness, or traveling the world, I feel like employers shouldn't have the right to determine if it's a "good enough reason."

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Gotta make sacrifices

Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11 One time the girl of my dreams asked me if I needed a ride home from campus so I obviously let her drive me home and then walked backed to campus a couple of hours later to get my car

Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11 One time the girl of my dreams asked me if I needed a ride home from campus so I obviously let her drive me home and then walked backed to campus a couple of hours later to get my car

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The next Batman

dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 Suscribirse just got bitten by a bat its OVER for you criminals Traducir post

dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 Suscribirse just got bitten by a bat its OVER for you criminals Traducir post

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Oh...

GLITCH GLITCH @glitch_prod SOMEBODY KEEPS CHANGING OUR COMPUTER BACKGROUNDS TO THIS, WHAT IS THIS?! ने

GLITCH GLITCH @glitch_prod SOMEBODY KEEPS CHANGING OUR COMPUTER BACKGROUNDS TO THIS, WHAT IS THIS?! ने

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That is one big potato

Naomi @khaleesi_101 I ordered 1kg of sweet potatoes from the Wholesalers. They sent one single mutant potato -behold Potato Zilla

Naomi @khaleesi_101 I ordered 1kg of sweet potatoes from the Wholesalers. They sent one single mutant potato -behold Potato Zilla

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What?

Mar 7 Irish Americans Irish 148 544 14K ill 445K Follow Σ Q Ireland is like Spain. The more vigorous people from each place left to the new world, leaving the modern-day countries reflecting an inferior subset of their historical peoples.

Mar 7 Irish Americans Irish 148 544 14K ill 445K Follow Σ Q Ireland is like Spain. The more vigorous people from each place left to the new world, leaving the modern-day countries reflecting an inferior subset of their historical peoples.

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Sentences you have never read before

7/11 Truther @Dave McNamee3000.14h The Rizzler is 30000 feet in the air watching the godfather part 2 Riz itztherealrizzler ⚫ 4h 800

7/11 Truther @Dave McNamee3000.14h The Rizzler is 30000 feet in the air watching the godfather part 2 Riz itztherealrizzler ⚫ 4h 800

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They got it all

@danhett just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones anese dummies WHAT THEY TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL PHILIP DELVES BROUGHTON NEW YORK TIMESESTSELLER Witty and revealing... For anyone thinking of Jong an MBA, this is a must read' Luke Johnson, epreneur and Financial Times columnist INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WHAT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL MARK H. McCORMACK • 9:34 a.m. 16 Sep. 20 Twitter for Android 4,877 Retweets 63 Quote Tweets 38.5K Likes

@danhett just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones anese dummies WHAT THEY TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL PHILIP DELVES BROUGHTON NEW YORK TIMESESTSELLER Witty and revealing... For anyone thinking of Jong an MBA, this is a must read' Luke Johnson, epreneur and Financial Times columnist INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WHAT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL MARK H. McCORMACK • 9:34 a.m. 16 Sep. 20 Twitter for Android 4,877 Retweets 63 Quote Tweets 38.5K Likes

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Well played, mom

My mother used to tell me I was the worlds greatest potato peeler. I really bought into it. And every time we'd have potatoes I'd get so excited to show off my skills as the ultimate peeler. It wasn't until I was in my mid 30s that I realized the whole play. Touché mom. Touché.

My mother used to tell me I was the worlds greatest potato peeler. I really bought into it. And every time we'd have potatoes I'd get so excited to show off my skills as the ultimate peeler. It wasn't until I was in my mid 30s that I realized the whole play. Touché mom. Touché.

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