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Me: Hey can you pay for this procedure that my doctor agrees I need? My insurance company: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
Me: Hey can you pay for this procedure that my doctor agrees I need? My insurance company: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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That's your whole job

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Professor: most of you won't pass this course Me: cool so you're like, Real s' your job at
Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Professor: most of you won't pass this course Me: cool so you're like, Real s' your job at

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Fess up

popular loner (@milkyy_tweets. 16h Saying "who's their ceo" anytime I'm mildly dissatisfied with my experience somewhere 37 14.8K 51K 546K unfriendly hottie @unfaznhottie Follow No more “can I speak to the manager” “who’s their ceo" is it
popular loner (@milkyy_tweets. 16h Saying "who's their ceo" anytime I'm mildly dissatisfied with my experience somewhere 37 14.8K 51K 546K unfriendly hottie @unfaznhottie Follow No more “can I speak to the manager” “who’s their ceo" is it

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Oh!

Sierra Armor Eris @unbridled_id I've tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son's girlfriend. I think about it every class
Sierra Armor Eris @unbridled_id I've tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son's girlfriend. I think about it every class

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Kind of funny

Tumisha()'s Spooky Stud Boiwife... @disrupthehuman ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say slike "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny. 12:28 AM - 2022-11-11 - Twitter for Android 5,393 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 18.9K Likes
Tumisha()'s Spooky Stud Boiwife... @disrupthehuman ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say slike "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny. 12:28 AM - 2022-11-11 - Twitter for Android 5,393 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 18.9K Likes

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Why wait?

Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social The of Warren Buffett is ling onto $147 high while folks are starving, our democracy is crumbling, but he's going to do a philanthropy w/ it after he's dead, so I'm supposed to applaud this? He could be generous NOW, but he's not? There are no good billionaires. None. November 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM Everybody can reply
Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social The of Warren Buffett is ling onto $147 high while folks are starving, our democracy is crumbling, but he's going to do a philanthropy w/ it after he's dead, so I'm supposed to applaud this? He could be generous NOW, but he's not? There are no good billionaires. None. November 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM Everybody can reply

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Makes sense

Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs @onyxaminedlife Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" 000 -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money 2:21 PM · Dec 3, 2020 Twitter Web App
Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs @onyxaminedlife Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" 000 -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money 2:21 PM · Dec 3, 2020 Twitter Web App

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Huh...

Other98 The Other 98% People who are not rich must borrow to afford college. So in the long run, they wind up paying *more* for college than rich people who pay out of pocket upfront. In this way, student debt operates as a poverty tax-a form of punishment for being poor and wanting higher education.
Other98 The Other 98% People who are not rich must borrow to afford college. So in the long run, they wind up paying *more* for college than rich people who pay out of pocket upfront. In this way, student debt operates as a poverty tax-a form of punishment for being poor and wanting higher education.

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Get real

duml @adequatelyjed Follow was informed my rent is increasing in October so i asked why and they said "we increase the rent every year because the cost of living goes up every year." my brother in christ YOU ARE THE COST OF LIVING 12:59 PM - 7/1/24 From Earth - 6.1K Views . 77 Reposts 2 Quotes 736 Likes 2 Bookmarks 27 ☐ I
duml @adequatelyjed Follow was informed my rent is increasing in October so i asked why and they said "we increase the rent every year because the cost of living goes up every year." my brother in christ YOU ARE THE COST OF LIVING 12:59 PM - 7/1/24 From Earth - 6.1K Views . 77 Reposts 2 Quotes 736 Likes 2 Bookmarks 27 ☐ I

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Sigh, boomers

McErin @colleen_eileen My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company ... policy help
McErin @colleen_eileen My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company ... policy help

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Awkward

LIFF SH when you realize This story is getting more coverage than UnitedHealthcare ever gave.
LIFF SH when you realize This story is getting more coverage than UnitedHealthcare ever gave.

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Hey now...

I wish we could choose our baby fathers 11:56 AM - 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 514 Likes -10h- Someone come tell her before I do cause Imma hurt her feelings.
I wish we could choose our baby fathers 11:56 AM - 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 514 Likes -10h- Someone come tell her before I do cause Imma hurt her feelings.

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Makes you think...

Jim Rossignol ❤ @jimrossignol I'm always fascinated by the line "we don't want to become minorities in our own country". Why not? Are they treated badly or something?
Jim Rossignol ❤ @jimrossignol I'm always fascinated by the line "we don't want to become minorities in our own country". Why not? Are they treated badly or something?

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You sure?

Gary Peterson @GaryPetersor Jul 6, 2023 Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades. GG Readers added context This photo is digitally altered. checkyourfact.com/2023/07/12/fac... ->
Gary Peterson @GaryPetersor Jul 6, 2023 Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades. GG Readers added context This photo is digitally altered. checkyourfact.com/2023/07/12/fac... ->

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It's not a bad game

5h tetris players when they see unsupervised children I GIF 27 2 4h 600 this joke doesnt evenmake sense 1 .2h i know i just dislike tetris because i am bad at it
5h tetris players when they see unsupervised children I GIF 27 2 4h 600 this joke doesnt evenmake sense 1 .2h i know i just dislike tetris because i am bad at it

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Iced tea

SAW @Saw 2023-01-19 scream? you mean the sound i fall asleep to? yawn. 386 4,1k 37,3k 3,2M I Ghostface @GhostfaceT.... 2023-01-19 Maybe if you weren't sleeping your films would've been better. 572 4,3k 32,8k 5,7M 1 AriZona Iced Tea 30 @DrinkAriZona AriZona Iced Tea Suivre
SAW @Saw 2023-01-19 scream? you mean the sound i fall asleep to? yawn. 386 4,1k 37,3k 3,2M I Ghostface @GhostfaceT.... 2023-01-19 Maybe if you weren't sleeping your films would've been better. 572 4,3k 32,8k 5,7M 1 AriZona Iced Tea 30 @DrinkAriZona AriZona Iced Tea Suivre

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RIP

Barry R @MagnumPI242.15h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 | The Queen's Terminal
Barry R @MagnumPI242.15h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 | The Queen's Terminal

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Now that's range

@buffys define 'range' mia @arrivalleneuve Willem Dafoe Rat Willem Dafoe Jesus
@buffys define 'range' mia @arrivalleneuve Willem Dafoe Rat Willem Dafoe Jesus

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For soup

Mav Hey WARPE Bowling For Soup ✶ Musician/band NOV 20, 7:34 AM Wibble Fall Tony @wiffleballtony1 Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup 6:26 pm 07 Oct 17 4,150 RETWEETS 8,892 LIKES 17 Can you clarify something for us? To earn 5:25 PM
Mav Hey WARPE Bowling For Soup ✶ Musician/band NOV 20, 7:34 AM Wibble Fall Tony @wiffleballtony1 Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup 6:26 pm 07 Oct 17 4,150 RETWEETS 8,892 LIKES 17 Can you clarify something for us? To earn 5:25 PM

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Dog police?

The One True Poster @OneTruePoster Guy who lost a game of chess to a dog: hello dog police I would like to file a report of cheating JIGGA.5mbK @jiggadrin · 3h Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took ... Show more
The One True Poster @OneTruePoster Guy who lost a game of chess to a dog: hello dog police I would like to file a report of cheating JIGGA.5mbK @jiggadrin · 3h Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took ... Show more

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