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Migraines...

Roxi Horror @roxiqt I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.
Roxi Horror @roxiqt I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.

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Who's next?!

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

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Cavemen

blue✔ @bluewmist Why do men love putting their bed in the corner of the bedroom? Kurz @Kurz_Prime Maximize floor space and sleeping next to a wall reminds us of a cave.
blue✔ @bluewmist Why do men love putting their bed in the corner of the bedroom? Kurz @Kurz_Prime Maximize floor space and sleeping next to a wall reminds us of a cave.

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Ouch

They took this away from us and gave us dating apps instead. I will bring back galas. Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then
They took this away from us and gave us dating apps instead. I will bring back galas. Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then

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Nice one

Iva Lon I'm just remembering that my second year in America, someone asked me to "validate their parking," which was my first time hearing the phrase, and after blinking stupidly in silence for a full five seconds I said "Well parking is really hard but I'm sure you did it really well"
Iva Lon I'm just remembering that my second year in America, someone asked me to "validate their parking," which was my first time hearing the phrase, and after blinking stupidly in silence for a full five seconds I said "Well parking is really hard but I'm sure you did it really well"

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That's one way to do it

Will Manidis @WillManidis Follow X discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch everytime he ran, and only when he ran on his fifth marathon • • 7:36 pm 26 Nov 2023 7.6M Views
Will Manidis @WillManidis Follow X discovered a buddy from college gaslit himself into loving running by applying a nicotine patch everytime he ran, and only when he ran on his fifth marathon • • 7:36 pm 26 Nov 2023 7.6M Views

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Who cares?

shanyar+ @salmanshanyar If your parent approve of your marriage but your grandparents and uncles didn't, would you still get married? Rydz @KingRydz Might as well ask the postman too if I'm taking everyone's opinion
shanyar+ @salmanshanyar If your parent approve of your marriage but your grandparents and uncles didn't, would you still get married? Rydz @KingRydz Might as well ask the postman too if I'm taking everyone's opinion

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Agreed

Lazzyyyyyy What's the most boomer complaint you have? Lyle Rath Stop making me make accounts. A lightbulb that changes colors shouldn't590 require an account. A TV speaker shouldn't require an account.
Lazzyyyyyy What's the most boomer complaint you have? Lyle Rath Stop making me make accounts. A lightbulb that changes colors shouldn't590 require an account. A TV speaker shouldn't require an account.

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Jarring

Steeven Jay @steeve_again The fact that Elvis was drafted into the military at the height of his stardom is so crazy to me. Like imagine you're in the middle of a war and ya hear someone shout "cover me" and it's Beyoncé
Steeven Jay @steeve_again The fact that Elvis was drafted into the military at the height of his stardom is so crazy to me. Like imagine you're in the middle of a war and ya hear someone shout "cover me" and it's Beyoncé

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This is true

Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama "young people can't buy homes because they'd rather buy big fancy TVS" I am begging older generations to understand that televisions have gone from "a thing that costs 4 months' salary" to "a thing you get for free when your roommate moves and can't be bothered to take it"
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama "young people can't buy homes because they'd rather buy big fancy TVS" I am begging older generations to understand that televisions have gone from "a thing that costs 4 months' salary" to "a thing you get for free when your roommate moves and can't be bothered to take it"

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So...

brendaaa I'm on the bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone 6 therealestone And you're on a bus
brendaaa I'm on the bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone 6 therealestone And you're on a bus

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Reduce, reuse, recycle

joe heenan @joeheenan Top tip. Don't throw away your old Christmas cards. They can be reused throughout the year. YOU WON'T GET A LOT OF Silent NIGHTS AFTER YOUR NEW BARY ARRIVES! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SAME SEX MARIAGE OH DEER, SORRY YOUR DAD DIED
joe heenan @joeheenan Top tip. Don't throw away your old Christmas cards. They can be reused throughout the year. YOU WON'T GET A LOT OF Silent NIGHTS AFTER YOUR NEW BARY ARRIVES! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SAME SEX MARIAGE OH DEER, SORRY YOUR DAD DIED

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Sir...

Andy Cole @AndyCole84 "Sir. SIR." Follow 12:50 PM 5 Jan 2018 - 421 1 48K 81K JAPAGATBA РАЗВИВАЙСЕ Eur
Andy Cole @AndyCole84 "Sir. SIR." Follow 12:50 PM 5 Jan 2018 - 421 1 48K 81K JAPAGATBA РАЗВИВАЙСЕ Eur

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Sorry?

elo Post fe C .04.01.2025. There appears to be some confusion around this topic, so allow me to clear it up. Irish Americans ARE Irish. GROK X 885 17678 6,5K Ilil 225K □ ↑ anuensis Follow Actually, I'd say we're MORE Irish than most natives.
elo Post fe C .04.01.2025. There appears to be some confusion around this topic, so allow me to clear it up. Irish Americans ARE Irish. GROK X 885 17678 6,5K Ilil 225K □ ↑ anuensis Follow Actually, I'd say we're MORE Irish than most natives.

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Okay buddy

2w .2% of the U.S. population is homeless, and whatever country you live in, we're the reason it's free Reply 19
2w .2% of the U.S. population is homeless, and whatever country you live in, we're the reason it's free Reply 19

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"Soccer"

JI -> Follow @MIK3MCDANIEL "soccer" couldn't even dream of something like this GAMETIME LIONS LONS 16:51 LIONS 0:08 8:09 PM - 2025-01-18 13M Views 4.4K [ 3.4K inns 51K ☐ 6.4K ↑
JI -> Follow @MIK3MCDANIEL "soccer" couldn't even dream of something like this GAMETIME LIONS LONS 16:51 LIONS 0:08 8:09 PM - 2025-01-18 13M Views 4.4K [ 3.4K inns 51K ☐ 6.4K ↑

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Wait...

Grimes @Grimezsz. 9/13/22 World is 4000 years old. Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us 1.9K 14.9K 31K 山 ☐ 企 .... 9/13/22 They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old. 46 11 906 ☐ 1 . 0... 9/13/22 ... Identifies as a Camry Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country) 148 1767 806 h ☐ 1
Grimes @Grimezsz. 9/13/22 World is 4000 years old. Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us 1.9K 14.9K 31K 山 ☐ 企 .... 9/13/22 They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old. 46 11 906 ☐ 1 . 0... 9/13/22 ... Identifies as a Camry Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country) 148 1767 806 h ☐ 1

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shippers vs. powerscalers

ermi @ERMI_000 never seen a power scaler threatening the author or sending them death threats * Dandadan Twitter QueenAira @QueenAiraCX Jan 16 People are saying shipping is more toxic then power scaling...let's be serious 1:29 PM · Jan 16, 2025 1.6M Views
ermi @ERMI_000 never seen a power scaler threatening the author or sending them death threats * Dandadan Twitter QueenAira @QueenAiraCX Jan 16 People are saying shipping is more toxic then power scaling...let's be serious 1:29 PM · Jan 16, 2025 1.6M Views

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Hmmm...

Greg Levels @glevel I applied for a SWE role (900k total comp) at a Fortune 500 company with just this photo of my shower. They reached out almost immediately with an offer. ...
Greg Levels @glevel I applied for a SWE role (900k total comp) at a Fortune 500 company with just this photo of my shower. They reached out almost immediately with an offer. ...

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Nice find

GABRIEL IGLESIAS ACTION FIGURE Fluffy FLUFFY ACTION FIGURE INCLUDES CAKE, MICROPHONE, MICROPHONE STAND AND SUNGLASSES Gabriel Iglesias @fluffyguy Yes, I only made 1000 of those and u found one for $2.99 at Goodwill It's humbling. Tanner, The Creator @texastechtanner Just bought this at Goodwill. Is this your actual signature? @fluffyguy ACTION FIGURE PIC COLLAGE
GABRIEL IGLESIAS ACTION FIGURE Fluffy FLUFFY ACTION FIGURE INCLUDES CAKE, MICROPHONE, MICROPHONE STAND AND SUNGLASSES Gabriel Iglesias @fluffyguy Yes, I only made 1000 of those and u found one for $2.99 at Goodwill It's humbling. Tanner, The Creator @texastechtanner Just bought this at Goodwill. Is this your actual signature? @fluffyguy ACTION FIGURE PIC COLLAGE

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