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CANADA @kingtorc If you're over 35, hire movers Your friends don't want to slip a disc for pizza and 2 bud lights.

CANADA @kingtorc If you're over 35, hire movers Your friends don't want to slip a disc for pizza and 2 bud lights.

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I get it

Colleen @Coll3enG my mom and I were driving and I decided to call my grandma and my grandma was like "hey sweetie I can't talk right now, your mom's at my door" and i was like "grandma I'm driving with my mom right now" and my grandma just said "oh darn you caught me, I just don't want to talk"

Colleen @Coll3enG my mom and I were driving and I decided to call my grandma and my grandma was like "hey sweetie I can't talk right now, your mom's at my door" and i was like "grandma I'm driving with my mom right now" and my grandma just said "oh darn you caught me, I just don't want to talk"

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Bro...

Amanda Mull @amandamull every now and then i remember the guy who, 11 years ago, in my first week in NY, saw me unknowingly drop my wallet, keys attached, while rushing to get on the L at Bedford and scooped them up and absolutely fastballed them into the train as the doors closed

Amanda Mull @amandamull every now and then i remember the guy who, 11 years ago, in my first week in NY, saw me unknowingly drop my wallet, keys attached, while rushing to get on the L at Bedford and scooped them up and absolutely fastballed them into the train as the doors closed

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He definitely thought about it

Ben Anderson @BensHoops My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.

Ben Anderson @BensHoops My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.

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NTSB forces reporters to get plane crash updates on X

"The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) on Saturday said it will stop e-mailing news organizations and reporters with updates about two plane crashes that occurred earlier this week.

Moving forward, the federal agency tasked with investigating transportation-related accidents and disasters said news organizations and reporters will have to follow the agency’s official account on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, where “all NTSB updates about news conferences or other investigative information” will be posted moving forward.

The NTSB did not say why it was choosing to post information about public safety matters exclusively on X, a private social media platform owned by technology mogul Elon Musk, who has curried favor with President Donald Trump in recent weeks. The Desk has filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request with the government agency to learn more about the NTSB’s decision-making process in moving updates to the news media exclusively to X."

"The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) on Saturday said it will stop e-mailing news organizations and reporters with updates about two plane crashes that occurred earlier this week.

Moving forward, the federal agency tasked with investigating transportation-related accidents and disasters said news organizations and reporters will have to follow the agency’s official account on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, where “all NTSB updates about news conferences or other investigative information” will be posted moving forward.

The NTSB did not say why it was choosing to post information about public safety matters exclusively on X, a private social media platform owned by technology mogul Elon Musk, who has curried favor with President Donald Trump in recent weeks. The Desk has filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request with the government agency to learn more about the NTSB’s decision-making process in moving updates to the news media exclusively to X."

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Savage

Jess @_jesss3 In elementary school, a deaf girl stole my ice cream and I signed to her to give it back and she closed her eyes... 4/13/18, 1:24 AM

Jess @_jesss3 In elementary school, a deaf girl stole my ice cream and I signed to her to give it back and she closed her eyes... 4/13/18, 1:24 AM

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It's funny

dilly @arbysmozzstick yelled downstairs "mom, dad's home" she did not find it as funny as I did UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE EXPR CREMATED REMAINS PIT PRIORITY REEXATED

dilly @arbysmozzstick yelled downstairs "mom, dad's home" she did not find it as funny as I did UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE EXPR CREMATED REMAINS PIT PRIORITY REEXATED

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Brutal

JAEL @elle91 I'm going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases: -I miss my hands -Never break a promise to a witch -There's only one way to lift the curse -I just want to hug my kids again Posted in r/NonPolitical Twitter by u/step6666 reddit

JAEL @elle91 I'm going to buy a parrot and only teach it to say 4 phrases: -I miss my hands -Never break a promise to a witch -There's only one way to lift the curse -I just want to hug my kids again Posted in r/NonPolitical Twitter by u/step6666 reddit

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A little suspicious

lodgepolepines @lodgepolepines. 4h I be stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities 100 "Stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities" ( 剑伤世路), engraved by Shen Qianqiu. Ming Dynasty (Fig. 14)

lodgepolepines @lodgepolepines. 4h I be stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities 100 "Stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities" ( 剑伤世路), engraved by Shen Qianqiu. Ming Dynasty (Fig. 14)

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Well?

taoki⭑ @justalexoki told my wife i reach my beliefs by arguing with myself in my head until one side is out of arguments and she looked at me like i was an alien doesn't everybody do this

taoki⭑ @justalexoki told my wife i reach my beliefs by arguing with myself in my head until one side is out of arguments and she looked at me like i was an alien doesn't everybody do this

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Iconic

onion person @junlper.beer this is so C funny man i cannot believe › are even alive Catturd TM Follow 1h @catturd2 Fiber is for losers. 8:00 PM - 4/11/20 From Earth 4 Quotes 11 Likes 27 The Riffler @bird respecter.bsky.social Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy ↑ 3h angels Catturd T @catturd2.1h I'm in the hospital with a bowel blockage. I'll give you more details tomorrow. 2.6K 17432 5.6K Il 113K ☐ 1 Concerned Citizen @LetsGoBranden17 Follow Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels. Give him peace beyond understanding and heal him Lord. Amen

onion person @junlper.beer this is so C funny man i cannot believe › are even alive Catturd TM Follow 1h @catturd2 Fiber is for losers. 8:00 PM - 4/11/20 From Earth 4 Quotes 11 Likes 27 The Riffler @bird respecter.bsky.social Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy ↑ 3h angels Catturd T @catturd2.1h I'm in the hospital with a bowel blockage. I'll give you more details tomorrow. 2.6K 17432 5.6K Il 113K ☐ 1 Concerned Citizen @LetsGoBranden17 Follow Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels. Give him peace beyond understanding and heal him Lord. Amen

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The ideal beach body

joe @mutablejoe the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent a

joe @mutablejoe the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent a

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Book wear

cold @coldhealing. 9h as a kid i really liked the first eragon book and thought the second was pretty good too but by the time the third and fourth came out i was kind of over it Paolini Paolini the moon HARCO N Paolini Paolini BRISINGR | ×¤°0- T K K N O P mira P P F boo HYPER F

cold @coldhealing. 9h as a kid i really liked the first eragon book and thought the second was pretty good too but by the time the third and fourth came out i was kind of over it Paolini Paolini the moon HARCO N Paolini Paolini BRISINGR | ×¤°0- T K K N O P mira P P F boo HYPER F

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Unbelievable!

Stacy Is Right @Patrio... · 7h • BMW has announced they are leaving X. This historic event marks the first time a BMW has signaled before lane departure. Q1K 3,1K 40K ılı 703K 1

Stacy Is Right @Patrio... · 7h • BMW has announced they are leaving X. This historic event marks the first time a BMW has signaled before lane departure. Q1K 3,1K 40K ılı 703K 1

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Did they get a day off?

MaritimeFeelings and IBA liked Soda @soda_hehe . 1d thanks Soda @soda_hehe can the queen die so i can get a day off from school to play splatoon 3 3:44 pm - 08 Sept 22 Twitter for Android 5 Likes 131 7.149 86,5K Show this thread go

MaritimeFeelings and IBA liked Soda @soda_hehe . 1d thanks Soda @soda_hehe can the queen die so i can get a day off from school to play splatoon 3 3:44 pm - 08 Sept 22 Twitter for Android 5 Likes 131 7.149 86,5K Show this thread go

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Hmmm...

Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ A robot has killed a worker in a VW plant in Germany ft.com/fastft/353721 7/1/15, 12:30 PM 13.2K RETWEETS 9,126 LIKES Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor. 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Ok. I should have thought about my name & its associations before tweeting this! 129 3,044 2,777 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Sigh. I've never even watched the films. Now my feed is full of people tweeting me about skynet. 141 £72,193 1,741 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Guys. I don't know what skynet is. And I wouldn't follow me - I tweet really boring stuff about unit wage costs and the like. <-201 £1,987 1,746

Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ A robot has killed a worker in a VW plant in Germany ft.com/fastft/353721 7/1/15, 12:30 PM 13.2K RETWEETS 9,126 LIKES Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor. 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Ok. I should have thought about my name & its associations before tweeting this! 129 3,044 2,777 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Sigh. I've never even watched the films. Now my feed is full of people tweeting me about skynet. 141 £72,193 1,741 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Guys. I don't know what skynet is. And I wouldn't follow me - I tweet really boring stuff about unit wage costs and the like. <-201 £1,987 1,746

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Hairlines

K Tweet 17h I'm 23 why would I give u a chance if ur bald? Be fr baby 912 175,065 35.3K Replying to C Lady, from the looks of it you must be dodging bald men, so that your own kids might have a chance, cause your own hairline goes back further than ancient mesopotamia. 11:28 PM 8/13/22 Twitter for Android 19 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 843 Likes

K Tweet 17h I'm 23 why would I give u a chance if ur bald? Be fr baby 912 175,065 35.3K Replying to C Lady, from the looks of it you must be dodging bald men, so that your own kids might have a chance, cause your own hairline goes back further than ancient mesopotamia. 11:28 PM 8/13/22 Twitter for Android 19 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 843 Likes

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Gym friends

I gotta stop making friends at the gym 9:20 5G 18 < Paolo > Today 9:13 PM Would u be privy to a climb Sunday Would u wanna go grocery shopping w me after We could pretend to be an interrace gay couple On some fault in our stars ☐ Yes :) What

I gotta stop making friends at the gym 9:20 5G 18 < Paolo > Today 9:13 PM Would u be privy to a climb Sunday Would u wanna go grocery shopping w me after We could pretend to be an interrace gay couple On some fault in our stars ☐ Yes :) What

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Same

jynx @jynxbby god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

jynx @jynxbby god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

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Oh, sorry

Fern Huber @fernhuber my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

Fern Huber @fernhuber my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

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