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Tom Waterhouse @tomwater... · 1d From my family to yours, wishing you all Merry Christmas. O 1,129 乜658 1,641 Dyatlov Ass Incident * @k_morrissey ... Replying to @tomwaterhouse what the f--- is going on here man

Tom Waterhouse @tomwater... · 1d From my family to yours, wishing you all Merry Christmas. O 1,129 乜658 1,641 Dyatlov Ass Incident * @k_morrissey ... Replying to @tomwaterhouse what the f--- is going on here man

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Ah yes, the bird internet

Reese WitherspoonO @ReeseW Jun 28 To the woman in the parking lot who just asked me if I was Carrie Underwood : You officially made my day! 1.1K t7 4.6K 200K Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood Jun 29 YOUR day?!?!?!?! That lady just made my whole life! 104 t7 533 19.1K @wdVEXOFMPACT

Reese WitherspoonO @ReeseW Jun 28 To the woman in the parking lot who just asked me if I was Carrie Underwood : You officially made my day! 1.1K t7 4.6K 200K Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood Jun 29 YOUR day?!?!?!?! That lady just made my whole life! 104 t7 533 19.1K @wdVEXOFMPACT

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Step 1 in parenting: reverse psychology

The Dad THE DAD @thedad Can't believe I didn't get an Oscar for my performance of "I guess we're gonna have to go without you, then!" when my kid wouldn't get his shoes on. Some were moved to tears by it.

The Dad THE DAD @thedad Can't believe I didn't get an Oscar for my performance of "I guess we're gonna have to go without you, then!" when my kid wouldn't get his shoes on. Some were moved to tears by it.

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What DON'T you do in the shower?

Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

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When did we become boring

Dana Schwartz O @DanaSchwartzzz Where's Waldo for adults is just looking for the unsubscribe button in emails

Dana Schwartz O @DanaSchwartzzz Where's Waldo for adults is just looking for the unsubscribe button in emails

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lots to unpack here

em 8 @legendvinyl when i got bullied in preschool by this boy in my class my parents were like "don't worry you'll be more successful than him" WELL NOW HE HAS 255k ON TIKTOK FOR BEING HOT AND I RUN A STAN ACCOUNT FOR TWENTY ONE PILOTS THIS IS SO HUMILIATING 8:03 PM · 6/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone .....

em 8 @legendvinyl when i got bullied in preschool by this boy in my class my parents were like "don't worry you'll be more successful than him" WELL NOW HE HAS 255k ON TIKTOK FOR BEING HOT AND I RUN A STAN ACCOUNT FOR TWENTY ONE PILOTS THIS IS SO HUMILIATING 8:03 PM · 6/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone .....

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"Please rise for the National Flag of People Who Lose Twitter Fights"

jacksfilms @jacksfilms 000 Please rise for the National Flag of People Who Lose Twitter Fights A Ô ô ô A This account's Tweets are protected. 4:10 PM · Sep 6, 2017 · TweetDeck 5.2K Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 22.7K Likes 27

jacksfilms @jacksfilms 000 Please rise for the National Flag of People Who Lose Twitter Fights A Ô ô ô A This account's Tweets are protected. 4:10 PM · Sep 6, 2017 · TweetDeck 5.2K Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 22.7K Likes 27

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Either too fast, or too slow

Mike Primavera @primawesome I've never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

Mike Primavera @primawesome I've never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

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ah yes, a Mrs Doubtfire reference

Hannah Boone @boonecomedy Just found out the older British woman who's been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ????

Hannah Boone @boonecomedy Just found out the older British woman who's been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ????

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And Bad Take of the Year goes to.....

chip @bigprism 000 twitter.com/nekophy_SC/sta... ok so basically if we compare the morally neutral act of eating food with the completely unrelated desire to f--- a baby, its not actually that weird for me to want to eat (f---) an apple (a baby) This Tweet is unavailable. 12:51 AM · Dec 24, 2020 · Twitter Web App 470 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 4K Likes chip @bigprism · 2h i would literally respect you more if you just dropped the mental gymnastics and said you're a p-------- 000 SeanHiruki2 @Hiruki2Sean · 4h Replying to @ltzMercury5 @ms_riona and @bigprism drawings don't have human rights, f------- 32 27 40 639 Calm down son, it's just a drawing.

chip @bigprism 000 twitter.com/nekophy_SC/sta... ok so basically if we compare the morally neutral act of eating food with the completely unrelated desire to f--- a baby, its not actually that weird for me to want to eat (f---) an apple (a baby) This Tweet is unavailable. 12:51 AM · Dec 24, 2020 · Twitter Web App 470 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 4K Likes chip @bigprism · 2h i would literally respect you more if you just dropped the mental gymnastics and said you're a p-------- 000 SeanHiruki2 @Hiruki2Sean · 4h Replying to @ltzMercury5 @ms_riona and @bigprism drawings don't have human rights, f------- 32 27 40 639 Calm down son, it's just a drawing.

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The most cyberpunk thing in 2-3 decades

marquis de posade LOOT CREW 1 @acczibit · Dec 14 000 The most cyberpunk thing in 2-3 decades won't be trafficking banned augmentations, but trafficking analog devices with no internet access at all from like 2000 Joe Brown @joemfbrown · Dec 14 I'm sitting here in the dark in my toddler's room because the light is controlled by @Google Home. Rethinking. a lot right now. 43 27 502 2.3К marquis de posade LOOT CREW @acczibit · Dec 14 000 Getting busted by the cops in a warehouse full of Philips CRT TVs and Ericsson brick mobile phones 5 27 13 503 marquis de posade LOOT CREW 1 @acczibit · Dec 14 000 Unironically there'll probably be some law that owning devices which aren't loT-enabled is obstruction of justice or reasonable grounds for suspicion for home searches etc 15 27 56 591 marquis de posade LOOT CREW 2 @acczibit · Dec 14 000 -Open the front door, HAL. -I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid you haven't renewed your season pass for Verizon Wireless and AOL Time Warner Proudly Present: HouseM totalrandomperson @totalrandomid · Dec 14 Replying to @acczibit Can't wait to get in a heated argument with my door, Philip K. D--- style. 27 22 365

marquis de posade LOOT CREW 1 @acczibit · Dec 14 000 The most cyberpunk thing in 2-3 decades won't be trafficking banned augmentations, but trafficking analog devices with no internet access at all from like 2000 Joe Brown @joemfbrown · Dec 14 I'm sitting here in the dark in my toddler's room because the light is controlled by @Google Home. Rethinking. a lot right now. 43 27 502 2.3К marquis de posade LOOT CREW @acczibit · Dec 14 000 Getting busted by the cops in a warehouse full of Philips CRT TVs and Ericsson brick mobile phones 5 27 13 503 marquis de posade LOOT CREW 1 @acczibit · Dec 14 000 Unironically there'll probably be some law that owning devices which aren't loT-enabled is obstruction of justice or reasonable grounds for suspicion for home searches etc 15 27 56 591 marquis de posade LOOT CREW 2 @acczibit · Dec 14 000 -Open the front door, HAL. -I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid you haven't renewed your season pass for Verizon Wireless and AOL Time Warner Proudly Present: HouseM totalrandomperson @totalrandomid · Dec 14 Replying to @acczibit Can't wait to get in a heated argument with my door, Philip K. D--- style. 27 22 365

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Reset the clock

Guy "say it nicer to me" Hamilton-Smith @G_Padraic It's deeply ironic that accounts with scantily clad anime teenagers as their avatars are screaming p-------- at me but l'd expect nothing less out of 2020. 4:26 PM · May 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Quote Tweets 67 Likes KENTUCKY STATE POLICE Sex Offender Registry Offender Identification Photograph Reg ID: 14171 Name: HAMILTON-SMITH, GUY PADRAIC Birth Sex: Male Date: 11/16/1983 Race: White Weight: 250 lbs Eye Color: Black Height: 6'-5" Hair Color: Brown Photo Date: 12/11/2018 Aliases Twenty Year Compliant Reg Type: GUY PADRIC HAMILTON SMITH Reg Status: Biometric: PADRAIC HAMILTON-SMITH NO **** ON SUPERVISED RELEASE: NO **** GUY HAMILTON GUY SMITH GUY P HAMILTON-SMITH GUY PEDRAIC HAMILTON-SMITH Address Information Primary Address : Offenses Requiring Registration 531.335 - POSSESSION OF MATTER PORTRAYING A SEXUAL PERFORMAN (Fayette County) Offense: Count Victim Age: [Not Specified]

Guy "say it nicer to me" Hamilton-Smith @G_Padraic It's deeply ironic that accounts with scantily clad anime teenagers as their avatars are screaming p-------- at me but l'd expect nothing less out of 2020. 4:26 PM · May 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Quote Tweets 67 Likes KENTUCKY STATE POLICE Sex Offender Registry Offender Identification Photograph Reg ID: 14171 Name: HAMILTON-SMITH, GUY PADRAIC Birth Sex: Male Date: 11/16/1983 Race: White Weight: 250 lbs Eye Color: Black Height: 6'-5" Hair Color: Brown Photo Date: 12/11/2018 Aliases Twenty Year Compliant Reg Type: GUY PADRIC HAMILTON SMITH Reg Status: Biometric: PADRAIC HAMILTON-SMITH NO **** ON SUPERVISED RELEASE: NO **** GUY HAMILTON GUY SMITH GUY P HAMILTON-SMITH GUY PEDRAIC HAMILTON-SMITH Address Information Primary Address : Offenses Requiring Registration 531.335 - POSSESSION OF MATTER PORTRAYING A SEXUAL PERFORMAN (Fayette County) Offense: Count Victim Age: [Not Specified]

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[SCREAMS INTO PILLOW]

Sharif Sourour @HonourableHappy Give $600 to a poor person & it's gone in a week. Give $600 to a rich person & it's multiplied 10X in a few years or less. 21:24 · 22 Dec 20 · Twitter Web App

Sharif Sourour @HonourableHappy Give $600 to a poor person & it's gone in a week. Give $600 to a rich person & it's multiplied 10X in a few years or less. 21:24 · 22 Dec 20 · Twitter Web App

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Apparently people asked and they are using the name to troll libertarians now. What the fuck

hbertp Hangout Liberty Hangout @LibertyHangout ... I would be perfectly okay with outlawing the Libertarian Party. Who agrees? 4:18 PM · 12/22/20 · Twitter for Android 9 Retweets 96 Likes

hbertp Hangout Liberty Hangout @LibertyHangout ... I would be perfectly okay with outlawing the Libertarian Party. Who agrees? 4:18 PM · 12/22/20 · Twitter for Android 9 Retweets 96 Likes

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good times

t man 000 @vibratingspider When you finish the ice cream and start nibbling the wooden stick

t man 000 @vibratingspider When you finish the ice cream and start nibbling the wooden stick

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