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Trace Adkins @TraceAdkins - 17h . Oh my God. One of the all-time GREAT vocalists. Joe Diffie was my friend. RIP, buddy. @Joe DiffieOnline 142 495 4.2K Replying to @TraceAdkins and @Joe DiffieOnline R.I.P. Joe Back in 87, he and I had a one night stand. The cowboy was very well hung. Unfortunately he never called me back. Heaven gained another 10 inches. 5:30 PM Mar 29, 2020 Twitter for Android . tweets 32 Likes 6/photo/1
Trace Adkins @TraceAdkins - 17h . Oh my God. One of the all-time GREAT vocalists. Joe Diffie was my friend. RIP, buddy. @Joe DiffieOnline 142 495 4.2K Replying to @TraceAdkins and @Joe DiffieOnline R.I.P. Joe Back in 87, he and I had a one night stand. The cowboy was very well hung. Unfortunately he never called me back. Heaven gained another 10 inches. 5:30 PM Mar 29, 2020 Twitter for Android . tweets 32 Likes 6/photo/1

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe

Okay, buddy

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson We are prisoners of the present, in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future. 4:42 am 19 Oct. 19 TweetDeck 13K Retweets 56.5K Likes 27 бо Ethan Klein @h3h3productio... . 2h v Replying to @neiltyson K 40 17 38 1,712 1 more reply
Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson We are prisoners of the present, in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future. 4:42 am 19 Oct. 19 TweetDeck 13K Retweets 56.5K Likes 27 бо Ethan Klein @h3h3productio... . 2h v Replying to @neiltyson K 40 17 38 1,712 1 more reply

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe

Seriously...

10/22/21 i just had my first kiss at 24 years old 1,710 11.2K 221K 5.10/22/21 17 going on 18. Still no one. Besides that weird swith my cousin, but that dont count 152 403 7,245 Replying to @Deez52351165 what the hu talking bout 23:36 10/22/21 Twitter for iPhone 258 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes
10/22/21 i just had my first kiss at 24 years old 1,710 11.2K 221K 5.10/22/21 17 going on 18. Still no one. Besides that weird swith my cousin, but that dont count 152 403 7,245 Replying to @Deez52351165 what the hu talking bout 23:36 10/22/21 Twitter for iPhone 258 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes

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nobody asked who asked /r/nobodyasked cringe hmmm facepalm

That wasn't very smart

Bobby Schroeder @ponettplus apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request
Bobby Schroeder @ponettplus apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request

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Honestly, mood

a plate of bamya @NourAbadiii Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.
a plate of bamya @NourAbadiii Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.

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No way...

Nikki @SadityyyB Kids are mean asf! This little girl asked me what year I was born, I said 1985 and she said "Were you a slave?"
Nikki @SadityyyB Kids are mean asf! This little girl asked me what year I was born, I said 1985 and she said "Were you a slave?"

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Checkmate

TwinzerDad TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy!
TwinzerDad TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy!

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Bet they got in trouble

> Watching a documentary on ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, "THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You're not supposed to write on walls!"
> Watching a documentary on ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, "THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You're not supposed to write on walls!"

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That is brutal

Anna @annaszpalik14 When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home... times allmost up
Anna @annaszpalik14 When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home... times allmost up

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Failed surprise

> 5 y.o. I have a Mother's Day gift for you! Me: Awesome, buddy, don't tell me what it is though, okay? 5 y.o. I won't... it's a magnet. Me: Okay bud, see, you just told me what it was. 5 y.o.: BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE PICTURE ON IT. Me: You're right. I can't wait. 5 y.o....It's a picture of me.
> 5 y.o. I have a Mother's Day gift for you! Me: Awesome, buddy, don't tell me what it is though, okay? 5 y.o. I won't... it's a magnet. Me: Okay bud, see, you just told me what it was. 5 y.o.: BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE PICTURE ON IT. Me: You're right. I can't wait. 5 y.o....It's a picture of me.

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Poor dude


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She's smart

Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'
Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'

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That's a real fear

Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Public armpits is crazy

sarah @sarahradz ... I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill
sarah @sarahradz ... I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill

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Please...

ISAAC TENDO @IsaacDTendo We now pronounce you Mr&MrsTendo $ 10 Ebuka Nwosu @Phardiga Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please.
ISAAC TENDO @IsaacDTendo We now pronounce you Mr&MrsTendo $ 10 Ebuka Nwosu @Phardiga Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please.

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gaming memes /r/gamingmemes memes gamers gaming video games relatable memes relatable me irl same mood nintendo

Don't worry about it

aue CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r Jedi business, go back to your drinks Follow 000 31
aue CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r Jedi business, go back to your drinks Follow 000 31

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prequel memes /r/prequelmemes star wars star wars memes memes