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Red Forman, Foot-in-a Breaker @bayoulejeune "That's a girl drink." Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie that'll have me fup beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency
Red Forman, Foot-in-a Breaker @bayoulejeune "That's a girl drink." Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie that'll have me fup beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency

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That's wild

america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson at this point commander has to be the undisputed world champion of dog attacks on law enforcement. most dogs will never survive even a friendly encounter with a cop and he's out here putting up double digits. the lebron of biting police fingers Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs 20h CNN Commander Biden, President Joe Biden's family dog, bit US Secret Service personnel in at least 24 incidents at the White House and other locations, according to new internal USSS documents obtai... 11:20 PM 2/21/24 1.7M Views
america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson at this point commander has to be the undisputed world champion of dog attacks on law enforcement. most dogs will never survive even a friendly encounter with a cop and he's out here putting up double digits. the lebron of biting police fingers Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs 20h CNN Commander Biden, President Joe Biden's family dog, bit US Secret Service personnel in at least 24 incidents at the White House and other locations, according to new internal USSS documents obtai... 11:20 PM 2/21/24 1.7M Views

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So brutal

Jesse Case @jessecase Follow I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon- scented hands. A brutal gig. • 2:38 AM Dec 25, 2023 5.4M Views 129 13K 153K 3.3K 80
Jesse Case @jessecase Follow I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon- scented hands. A brutal gig. • 2:38 AM Dec 25, 2023 5.4M Views 129 13K 153K 3.3K 80

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Pretty different

parker @pt This thread is being decended upon by the BuT COMPANY TOWNS eXpLoltEd ThE pRoLeTaRiAt set. Yeah, folks, we all took 9th grade history. That was the joke. 2021 destination headquarters for knowledge workers would work quite differently than coal camps. 12:21 AM 24 Aug 21 .
parker @pt This thread is being decended upon by the BuT COMPANY TOWNS eXpLoltEd ThE pRoLeTaRiAt set. Yeah, folks, we all took 9th grade history. That was the joke. 2021 destination headquarters for knowledge workers would work quite differently than coal camps. 12:21 AM 24 Aug 21 .

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Do better

marmot @MarmotRespecter Follow the pilgrims didn't die fighting wendigos and sasquatch for you to eat green beans floating in cream of mushroom soup 2:16 PM - Nov 28, 2024 7,714 Views
marmot @MarmotRespecter Follow the pilgrims didn't die fighting wendigos and sasquatch for you to eat green beans floating in cream of mushroom soup 2:16 PM - Nov 28, 2024 7,714 Views

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Sorry, what?

Follow @101stgec The 90s were insane how were four MEN on CNN allowed to talk about a dead 6 y/o like this omfg ...uh, tarted-up, miniature dwarf h HOLLYWOOD COMPANY ANY G92 CN CON
Follow @101stgec The 90s were insane how were four MEN on CNN allowed to talk about a dead 6 y/o like this omfg ...uh, tarted-up, miniature dwarf h HOLLYWOOD COMPANY ANY G92 CN CON

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What is going on?

1 10 184 How. How is there poly drama in the Muppets fandom? 5 2 82 Follow apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer December 3, 2024 at 7:23 AM
1 10 184 How. How is there poly drama in the Muppets fandom? 5 2 82 Follow apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer December 3, 2024 at 7:23 AM

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New York heritage

From Fauxmoi community on Reddit Jonah Allon @JonahAllon guy whose family is canonically from boston has opinions about NYC Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg .9h NYC is not lost, but it is not yet found. Let me explain: Nothing opens early. Gyms. Coffee. Nothing lo... 3:34 PM 11/23/24 60K Views 38 277 176 ☐ Most relevant replies 000 Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg . 1h Both of my parents are New Yorkers. Ever been to grand central or the airport or the reservoir ? I grew up here. See ya later Jonah Ill 41K 61 101 3K
From Fauxmoi community on Reddit Jonah Allon @JonahAllon guy whose family is canonically from boston has opinions about NYC Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg .9h NYC is not lost, but it is not yet found. Let me explain: Nothing opens early. Gyms. Coffee. Nothing lo... 3:34 PM 11/23/24 60K Views 38 277 176 ☐ Most relevant replies 000 Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg . 1h Both of my parents are New Yorkers. Ever been to grand central or the airport or the reservoir ? I grew up here. See ya later Jonah Ill 41K 61 101 3K

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F1 journalist

charleylouisew 1d we went to a house viewing and as I look around my boyfriend starts talking F1 to the agent, he looks at me & says "do you go shopping on Sunday's to get out the house then?" I responded "I work on Sundays" he then asks "what do you do?" I have the pleasure of saying.. "I work in F1." F1Threads 9K Q 129 (C) 63 49 charleylouisew 1d this happened weeks ago it's been in my drafts and I forgot to post but man I wish I took a photo of his face, was floored! genuinely was just a bit of a slip up because he was then quite chatty about everything with me and didn't ask me what DRS stands for but let it serve as a reminder to not just assume anything about anyone ever 1.8K 5 ✓ 1
charleylouisew 1d we went to a house viewing and as I look around my boyfriend starts talking F1 to the agent, he looks at me & says "do you go shopping on Sunday's to get out the house then?" I responded "I work on Sundays" he then asks "what do you do?" I have the pleasure of saying.. "I work in F1." F1Threads 9K Q 129 (C) 63 49 charleylouisew 1d this happened weeks ago it's been in my drafts and I forgot to post but man I wish I took a photo of his face, was floored! genuinely was just a bit of a slip up because he was then quite chatty about everything with me and didn't ask me what DRS stands for but let it serve as a reminder to not just assume anything about anyone ever 1.8K 5 ✓ 1

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Literally them

Britannica @Britannica - Mar 4 Holy Roman Empire and Texas Republic existed only 30 years apart. Holy Roman Empire: 800-1806 Republic of Texas: 1836-1845 1785 Ryan Bruess @RBruess - Mar 4 Cite your work 22 Us. Britannica @Britannica 2:40 PM Mar 4, 2024 287 Views 221 413 47K 1 30 all 292 41 Σ <]
Britannica @Britannica - Mar 4 Holy Roman Empire and Texas Republic existed only 30 years apart. Holy Roman Empire: 800-1806 Republic of Texas: 1836-1845 1785 Ryan Bruess @RBruess - Mar 4 Cite your work 22 Us. Britannica @Britannica 2:40 PM Mar 4, 2024 287 Views 221 413 47K 1 30 all 292 41 Σ <]

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Well?

me eating @boltsfood embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together 12:18 PM 02/01/2022 from Manhattan, NY. Twitter for iPhone 27K Retweets 3,020 Quote Tweets 402K Likes yOwo DL sadEmoji @molap8.2d Replying to @boltsfood did you consider that maybe the rat is embarrassed too 20 17562 20.5K ***
me eating @boltsfood embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together 12:18 PM 02/01/2022 from Manhattan, NY. Twitter for iPhone 27K Retweets 3,020 Quote Tweets 402K Likes yOwo DL sadEmoji @molap8.2d Replying to @boltsfood did you consider that maybe the rat is embarrassed too 20 17562 20.5K ***

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British people

Post british ppl lol Amount: Follow 5 $200.00 + Tip: = Total: 205 6:54.26 Nov 24 2.1M Views •
Post british ppl lol Amount: Follow 5 $200.00 + Tip: = Total: 205 6:54.26 Nov 24 2.1M Views •

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They cannot comprehend

Drew White @MrDrewSpeaks 10h ⚫ Replying to @uncledoomer and @planefag The European mind simply cannot comprehend distances in America. I spent some time in the UK. A tavern keeper was astonished that we were going to attempt a 50 mile drive in a single day. 96 1723 doomer 3.1K Ilil 61.3K ☐ @uncledoomer ⚫2h the other issue in specifically the UK is there actually aren't any good restaurants at all in the entire country, so no wonder they don't mind the slop trough that's a two minute walk from the peasant hovel in which they live, because traveling even to a five star UK restaurant Show more 50 1723 Tom Rowsell 1.2K 45.4K ∞ @Tom_Rowsell · 2h • Replying to @uncledoomer @MrDrewSpeaks and @planefag The restaurants in London are of the same quality as those in New York 20 271 83 ılıı 8.9K ☐ α doomer @uncledoomer · 1h Replying to @Tom Rowsell @MrDrewSpeaks and @planefag there is more flavor in a single new york pizza slice than most british will experience in their entire lifetime 19 179 434 Ilil 7.9K ☐ %
Drew White @MrDrewSpeaks 10h ⚫ Replying to @uncledoomer and @planefag The European mind simply cannot comprehend distances in America. I spent some time in the UK. A tavern keeper was astonished that we were going to attempt a 50 mile drive in a single day. 96 1723 doomer 3.1K Ilil 61.3K ☐ @uncledoomer ⚫2h the other issue in specifically the UK is there actually aren't any good restaurants at all in the entire country, so no wonder they don't mind the slop trough that's a two minute walk from the peasant hovel in which they live, because traveling even to a five star UK restaurant Show more 50 1723 Tom Rowsell 1.2K 45.4K ∞ @Tom_Rowsell · 2h • Replying to @uncledoomer @MrDrewSpeaks and @planefag The restaurants in London are of the same quality as those in New York 20 271 83 ılıı 8.9K ☐ α doomer @uncledoomer · 1h Replying to @Tom Rowsell @MrDrewSpeaks and @planefag there is more flavor in a single new york pizza slice than most british will experience in their entire lifetime 19 179 434 Ilil 7.9K ☐ %

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This is insane

@iswearimabby 7h Can't believe she became a boymom tragedy ○ 2 22 92 2.6K -'y @evristainted 6h 'Boy mom' is more of a mindset beyond being a mother of a boy (even though I would abort) but it's simply not fair that a male gets to grow and say his mother is Barbie. Like he's not going to appreciate that in the way a girl would, it's such a waste. H 4 179 177 2.9K - @iswearimabby-6h True, we aren't sure how she necessarily feels about mothering a boy. I would say she could try again for a girl, but I would never want to subject a little girl to having an older bother. 2 27 1946 1 -'y @evristainted 6h Real. ˚1 27 6 882
@iswearimabby 7h Can't believe she became a boymom tragedy ○ 2 22 92 2.6K -'y @evristainted 6h 'Boy mom' is more of a mindset beyond being a mother of a boy (even though I would abort) but it's simply not fair that a male gets to grow and say his mother is Barbie. Like he's not going to appreciate that in the way a girl would, it's such a waste. H 4 179 177 2.9K - @iswearimabby-6h True, we aren't sure how she necessarily feels about mothering a boy. I would say she could try again for a girl, but I would never want to subject a little girl to having an older bother. 2 27 1946 1 -'y @evristainted 6h Real. ˚1 27 6 882

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Oh... okay

Creepy ⭑ @creepydotorg Subscribe The president of Argentina gives the prime minister of Italy a figurine of himself wielding a chainsaw. 2:34 AM • 24 Nov 24 · 114K Views 0 139 Reposts 41 Quotes 2,137 Likes 88 Bookmarks 27 Σ
Creepy ⭑ @creepydotorg Subscribe The president of Argentina gives the prime minister of Italy a figurine of himself wielding a chainsaw. 2:34 AM • 24 Nov 24 · 114K Views 0 139 Reposts 41 Quotes 2,137 Likes 88 Bookmarks 27 Σ

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Friends forever

Old England @Old England1066 Follow A group of fun-loving friends have recreated a photo from their first girls' holiday - more than 50 years later.
Old England @Old England1066 Follow A group of fun-loving friends have recreated a photo from their first girls' holiday - more than 50 years later.

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