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Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Closest I can think of is when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew David M. Perry @Lollardfish-15h Is there anything like what Musk is doing to twitter in history? Any analogies?
Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Closest I can think of is when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew David M. Perry @Lollardfish-15h Is there anything like what Musk is doing to twitter in history? Any analogies?

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Crazy...

THE The Hill HILL @thehill Sen. Tim Scott: "We cannot encourage people to make more money in unemployment than they do in employment." gee, I wonder why giving people enough to live on comes out to more than minimum wage?
THE The Hill HILL @thehill Sen. Tim Scott: "We cannot encourage people to make more money in unemployment than they do in employment." gee, I wonder why giving people enough to live on comes out to more than minimum wage?

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Money does matter...

Shweta Kukreja ❤ @ShwetaKukreja_ The biggest flex is not money. Its a fit body, good mental health, and a home full of people you love. Akanksha @Nyctophilic __ To achieve all of that, you need a good amount of money.
Shweta Kukreja ❤ @ShwetaKukreja_ The biggest flex is not money. Its a fit body, good mental health, and a home full of people you love. Akanksha @Nyctophilic __ To achieve all of that, you need a good amount of money.

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That's one way to do things

< Jason youtuebr u just think you are fcool 7:31 pm Im going to turn up at your house an burn it down 7:42 pm Im going to find u 8:01 pm You accepted the request STOP 8:22 pm stop Stop 8:29 pm AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/ damage towards someone's property [code:46374-a] your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending for an investigation. if you think this is a mistake, reply STOP 8:18 pm✔
< Jason youtuebr u just think you are fcool 7:31 pm Im going to turn up at your house an burn it down 7:42 pm Im going to find u 8:01 pm You accepted the request STOP 8:22 pm stop Stop 8:29 pm AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/ damage towards someone's property [code:46374-a] your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending for an investigation. if you think this is a mistake, reply STOP 8:18 pm✔

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They got him there

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 43m Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America? 30.1K 17 22K 156K ↑ • 38m > Apple Choosing where they do and don't want to advertise is free speech. Why do you hate the free market?
Elon Musk @elonmusk. 43m Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America? 30.1K 17 22K 156K ↑ • 38m > Apple Choosing where they do and don't want to advertise is free speech. Why do you hate the free market?

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This is wholesome

Translated from Arabic by Google I told my mom that I wanted a heater to cover myself with while I was spending the night in the hospital because of the air conditioning. I was surprised by the Mickey Mouse heater, and I was embarrassed to take it out, honestly. We are soldiers in an army hospital, that is. Until I found the guy sleeping on the mattress in front of me. His mother gave him SpongeBob. 2:03 AM 25/09/2024 516K Views 314 Reposts 136 Quotes 13K Likes 851 Bookmarks
Translated from Arabic by Google I told my mom that I wanted a heater to cover myself with while I was spending the night in the hospital because of the air conditioning. I was surprised by the Mickey Mouse heater, and I was embarrassed to take it out, honestly. We are soldiers in an army hospital, that is. Until I found the guy sleeping on the mattress in front of me. His mother gave him SpongeBob. 2:03 AM 25/09/2024 516K Views 314 Reposts 136 Quotes 13K Likes 851 Bookmarks

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So kind

he BrennanBarbieur I literally helped him find dee. What'd you do today. IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO DEE DEE ΓΗ DEE
he BrennanBarbieur I literally helped him find dee. What'd you do today. IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO IF LOST PLEASE RETURN ME TO DEE DEE ΓΗ DEE

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Interesting...

FACTS Kanye West once spontaneously rapped his entire album to Seth Rogen in the back of a limousine while he sat in disbelief. It took him two hours. 전쟁은 CO 십시오! W AP 199 172,885 24.8K Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying to @mrwtffacts This is true.
FACTS Kanye West once spontaneously rapped his entire album to Seth Rogen in the back of a limousine while he sat in disbelief. It took him two hours. 전쟁은 CO 십시오! W AP 199 172,885 24.8K Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying to @mrwtffacts This is true.

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What happened here?

fel @vmtrystardust. 4. Aug. why are there two olives liking my post and one of them is in jail mo and 100 others lil
fel @vmtrystardust. 4. Aug. why are there two olives liking my post and one of them is in jail mo and 100 others lil

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Bob l'eponge

dina @deeenss i grew up watching cartoons in french and i remember trying to make friends in school asking everyone "yall watch bob l'éponge" omg they bullied me so hard
dina @deeenss i grew up watching cartoons in french and i remember trying to make friends in school asking everyone "yall watch bob l'éponge" omg they bullied me so hard

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Life hack

021 J.E. @pi ... Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of f horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron. deficient. I am the #boss. Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fog tingling. NO SUGARS LASTS LONGER!! Apple- A-DayTM Electrolyte Finish HORSE Line PRODUCTS GUARANTEED TO WORK OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Quality A Family Tradition Net Wt. 5 lb (2.27 kg)
021 J.E. @pi ... Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of f horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron. deficient. I am the #boss. Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fog tingling. NO SUGARS LASTS LONGER!! Apple- A-DayTM Electrolyte Finish HORSE Line PRODUCTS GUARANTEED TO WORK OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Quality A Family Tradition Net Wt. 5 lb (2.27 kg)

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Spare him

Glenn @Shenaniglenns Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend Friend: wow thanks. I'm rich! Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
Glenn @Shenaniglenns Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend Friend: wow thanks. I'm rich! Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what

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Problem, officer?

PDX ALERTS Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Follow Portland: campus safety officers near SW 49th responding to a report of someone giving out free pot brownies. On arrival, officers discover the brownies are cooked in a pot but contain no marijuana, officers are clearing
PDX ALERTS Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Follow Portland: campus safety officers near SW 49th responding to a report of someone giving out free pot brownies. On arrival, officers discover the brownies are cooked in a pot but contain no marijuana, officers are clearing

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It's a lot of cups

digital bri @thotlead3r Open the apps, see a girl with 100s of Stanleys. Meanwhile, back in my day, one cup was enough to sustain TWO girls.
digital bri @thotlead3r Open the apps, see a girl with 100s of Stanleys. Meanwhile, back in my day, one cup was enough to sustain TWO girls.

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Ayo...

Cristiano Ronaldo 23 Mar end racism Cristiano Ronaldo end racism
Cristiano Ronaldo 23 Mar end racism Cristiano Ronaldo end racism

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That took a turn

Luna M @MphoMoalamedi Rich kids are different I just saw this Tik Tok where this lady said that in her daughters school, the children were busy comparing airport lounge food and the quality and the one child started crying. They cried so much the school counsellor was called because they thought the child was crying because he flies economy and hasn't been to an airport lounge. Turns out the reason this child has never experienced food from an airport private lounge is because his family always flies on private planes. 20:58 2024/04/24 From Earth - 7,8M Views 9,5K Reposts 2K Quotes 130K Likes 11K Bookmarks 27 ♡ ☐ Luna M @Mpho Moalamedi - 13h He was too rich to relate 24 221K 56K 1,3M ☐ 1
Luna M @MphoMoalamedi Rich kids are different I just saw this Tik Tok where this lady said that in her daughters school, the children were busy comparing airport lounge food and the quality and the one child started crying. They cried so much the school counsellor was called because they thought the child was crying because he flies economy and hasn't been to an airport lounge. Turns out the reason this child has never experienced food from an airport private lounge is because his family always flies on private planes. 20:58 2024/04/24 From Earth - 7,8M Views 9,5K Reposts 2K Quotes 130K Likes 11K Bookmarks 27 ♡ ☐ Luna M @Mpho Moalamedi - 13h He was too rich to relate 24 221K 56K 1,3M ☐ 1

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How do you deal with that?

16h Jace Mullen Paramedic school never taught me how to respond when a gangster responds to you treating them with dignity and kindness by offering their services as a hit man. 164 17757 Dawn 14,5K 293K ↑ Nurse here, cared for a MS13 gang member, treated him like everybody else, addressed him as sir. At the end of the encounter he wrote his # for me and said "u need someone taken care of, you call me, no charge". It is very weird
16h Jace Mullen Paramedic school never taught me how to respond when a gangster responds to you treating them with dignity and kindness by offering their services as a hit man. 164 17757 Dawn 14,5K 293K ↑ Nurse here, cared for a MS13 gang member, treated him like everybody else, addressed him as sir. At the end of the encounter he wrote his # for me and said "u need someone taken care of, you call me, no charge". It is very weird

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It's a great insult

Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb
Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb

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She is Steam

claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %
claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %

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Nice

@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. • 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes
@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. • 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes

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