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It NEVER is... but...

MJ @MarkieMogul What always sounds like a good idea. at the time but rarely is? Chun E @LIBGyal Ordering a $12 meal for $29 on food delivery apps
MJ @MarkieMogul What always sounds like a good idea. at the time but rarely is? Chun E @LIBGyal Ordering a $12 meal for $29 on food delivery apps

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Kidneys and dadneys

Nicholas Gertsema, CFP®, ChFC®, RICP®, @ngertsema I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys." I'm. So. Proud.
Nicholas Gertsema, CFP®, ChFC®, RICP®, @ngertsema I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys." I'm. So. Proud.

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Max and Mini

Brian Stack @BrianStack153 Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big dog named Maximus and just named his new tiny dog Minimus.
Brian Stack @BrianStack153 Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big dog named Maximus and just named his new tiny dog Minimus.

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I'd be so mad

BISOLA OTUN #ENDSARS @Bisola Otun Went to the door to collect my food with a fork in my hand the driver said "ooooo someone's hungry" I'm so pia off rn
BISOLA OTUN #ENDSARS @Bisola Otun Went to the door to collect my food with a fork in my hand the driver said "ooooo someone's hungry" I'm so pia off rn

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Pasta salad

Eli McCann @EliMcCann Follow Yesterday my husband sat in the kitchen working on his laptop as I made a pasta salad. Then he rode in the car to my parents' house with me and the pasta salad. Then he walked into the house with me and the pasta salad. When it came time to eat, he asked who made the pasta salad.
Eli McCann @EliMcCann Follow Yesterday my husband sat in the kitchen working on his laptop as I made a pasta salad. Then he rode in the car to my parents' house with me and the pasta salad. Then he walked into the house with me and the pasta salad. When it came time to eat, he asked who made the pasta salad.

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Very interested

Aisha @aishamadeit. 14h new email opener just dropped ghost.. @sulky80715248.1d i am interested in bothering you
Aisha @aishamadeit. 14h new email opener just dropped ghost.. @sulky80715248.1d i am interested in bothering you

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You enjoy that

Red Forman, Foot-in-a Breaker @bayoulejeune "That's a girl drink." Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie that'll have me fup beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency
Red Forman, Foot-in-a Breaker @bayoulejeune "That's a girl drink." Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie that'll have me fup beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency

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That's wild

america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson at this point commander has to be the undisputed world champion of dog attacks on law enforcement. most dogs will never survive even a friendly encounter with a cop and he's out here putting up double digits. the lebron of biting police fingers Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs 20h CNN Commander Biden, President Joe Biden's family dog, bit US Secret Service personnel in at least 24 incidents at the White House and other locations, according to new internal USSS documents obtai... 11:20 PM 2/21/24 1.7M Views
america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson at this point commander has to be the undisputed world champion of dog attacks on law enforcement. most dogs will never survive even a friendly encounter with a cop and he's out here putting up double digits. the lebron of biting police fingers Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs 20h CNN Commander Biden, President Joe Biden's family dog, bit US Secret Service personnel in at least 24 incidents at the White House and other locations, according to new internal USSS documents obtai... 11:20 PM 2/21/24 1.7M Views

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So brutal

Jesse Case @jessecase Follow I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon- scented hands. A brutal gig. • 2:38 AM Dec 25, 2023 5.4M Views 129 13K 153K 3.3K 80
Jesse Case @jessecase Follow I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon- scented hands. A brutal gig. • 2:38 AM Dec 25, 2023 5.4M Views 129 13K 153K 3.3K 80

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Pretty different

parker @pt This thread is being decended upon by the BuT COMPANY TOWNS eXpLoltEd ThE pRoLeTaRiAt set. Yeah, folks, we all took 9th grade history. That was the joke. 2021 destination headquarters for knowledge workers would work quite differently than coal camps. 12:21 AM 24 Aug 21 .
parker @pt This thread is being decended upon by the BuT COMPANY TOWNS eXpLoltEd ThE pRoLeTaRiAt set. Yeah, folks, we all took 9th grade history. That was the joke. 2021 destination headquarters for knowledge workers would work quite differently than coal camps. 12:21 AM 24 Aug 21 .

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Do better

marmot @MarmotRespecter Follow the pilgrims didn't die fighting wendigos and sasquatch for you to eat green beans floating in cream of mushroom soup 2:16 PM - Nov 28, 2024 7,714 Views
marmot @MarmotRespecter Follow the pilgrims didn't die fighting wendigos and sasquatch for you to eat green beans floating in cream of mushroom soup 2:16 PM - Nov 28, 2024 7,714 Views

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Sorry, what?

Follow @101stgec The 90s were insane how were four MEN on CNN allowed to talk about a dead 6 y/o like this omfg ...uh, tarted-up, miniature dwarf h HOLLYWOOD COMPANY ANY G92 CN CON
Follow @101stgec The 90s were insane how were four MEN on CNN allowed to talk about a dead 6 y/o like this omfg ...uh, tarted-up, miniature dwarf h HOLLYWOOD COMPANY ANY G92 CN CON

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What is going on?

1 10 184 How. How is there poly drama in the Muppets fandom? 5 2 82 Follow apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer December 3, 2024 at 7:23 AM
1 10 184 How. How is there poly drama in the Muppets fandom? 5 2 82 Follow apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer December 3, 2024 at 7:23 AM

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New York heritage

From Fauxmoi community on Reddit Jonah Allon @JonahAllon guy whose family is canonically from boston has opinions about NYC Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg .9h NYC is not lost, but it is not yet found. Let me explain: Nothing opens early. Gyms. Coffee. Nothing lo... 3:34 PM 11/23/24 60K Views 38 277 176 ☐ Most relevant replies 000 Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg . 1h Both of my parents are New Yorkers. Ever been to grand central or the airport or the reservoir ? I grew up here. See ya later Jonah Ill 41K 61 101 3K
From Fauxmoi community on Reddit Jonah Allon @JonahAllon guy whose family is canonically from boston has opinions about NYC Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg .9h NYC is not lost, but it is not yet found. Let me explain: Nothing opens early. Gyms. Coffee. Nothing lo... 3:34 PM 11/23/24 60K Views 38 277 176 ☐ Most relevant replies 000 Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg . 1h Both of my parents are New Yorkers. Ever been to grand central or the airport or the reservoir ? I grew up here. See ya later Jonah Ill 41K 61 101 3K

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F1 journalist

charleylouisew 1d we went to a house viewing and as I look around my boyfriend starts talking F1 to the agent, he looks at me & says "do you go shopping on Sunday's to get out the house then?" I responded "I work on Sundays" he then asks "what do you do?" I have the pleasure of saying.. "I work in F1." F1Threads 9K Q 129 (C) 63 49 charleylouisew 1d this happened weeks ago it's been in my drafts and I forgot to post but man I wish I took a photo of his face, was floored! genuinely was just a bit of a slip up because he was then quite chatty about everything with me and didn't ask me what DRS stands for but let it serve as a reminder to not just assume anything about anyone ever 1.8K 5 ✓ 1
charleylouisew 1d we went to a house viewing and as I look around my boyfriend starts talking F1 to the agent, he looks at me & says "do you go shopping on Sunday's to get out the house then?" I responded "I work on Sundays" he then asks "what do you do?" I have the pleasure of saying.. "I work in F1." F1Threads 9K Q 129 (C) 63 49 charleylouisew 1d this happened weeks ago it's been in my drafts and I forgot to post but man I wish I took a photo of his face, was floored! genuinely was just a bit of a slip up because he was then quite chatty about everything with me and didn't ask me what DRS stands for but let it serve as a reminder to not just assume anything about anyone ever 1.8K 5 ✓ 1

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