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Anyone remember Netflix on DVD?

Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

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Who gets the credit?

joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone!

joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone!

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It is a good one

Stay at Home Meh @caseyjparker the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said "garlic salt" B

Stay at Home Meh @caseyjparker the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said "garlic salt" B

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She'll visit

CeciATL @CeciATL my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you"

CeciATL @CeciATL my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you"

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Sigh...

Replying to @Gloomy French and @sumerianbby When I was 5, my mom came out into the living room while I was playing games, crawling around merging ungodly noises. I thought she was being silly, so I crawled with her and tried to like ride her like a horse. She was in labor. I was like "lol that's cool" 5:14 AM Jul 3, 2021 i 3.7K

Replying to @Gloomy French and @sumerianbby When I was 5, my mom came out into the living room while I was playing games, crawling around merging ungodly noises. I thought she was being silly, so I crawled with her and tried to like ride her like a horse. She was in labor. I was like "lol that's cool" 5:14 AM Jul 3, 2021 i 3.7K

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a fictional "straight" character can be bisexual

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Bro discovers trains

tweet davidson @andykreed my brother in tech these are called trains Balaji @balajis 10/8/22 The self-driving car problem will be solved by roads built for self-driving cars.

tweet davidson @andykreed my brother in tech these are called trains Balaji @balajis 10/8/22 The self-driving car problem will be solved by roads built for self-driving cars.

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Someone's mad

giggly @xgigglypuff 4m My Harvard diploma and education were free. I got it fully funded through financial aid and received extra money from the institution as well. It was such a blessing! AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindh.... 7/25/24 Harvard grad and this is the kind of posts you make? How much did you have to pay for the diploma to be handed to you? 22 1 10 429 ılı 6.4K ធ AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindholm22.28m Oh you paid. Just not in cash. 6 27 Il 105 ធ giggly @xgigglypuff 6m someone sounds jealous and bitter. maybe go outside and take a walk and see if it cheers you up? H 1 27 6 ılı 22 AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindholm22.1m Jealous of what? The John wick body count? 3 27 lil 2 ☐ AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindh.... 7/25/24 Harvard grad and this is the kind of posts you make? How much did you have to pay for the diploma to be handed to you? giggly @xgigglypuff bro I'm not sleeping around (by choice) and neither are you (not by choice)

giggly @xgigglypuff 4m My Harvard diploma and education were free. I got it fully funded through financial aid and received extra money from the institution as well. It was such a blessing! AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindh.... 7/25/24 Harvard grad and this is the kind of posts you make? How much did you have to pay for the diploma to be handed to you? 22 1 10 429 ılı 6.4K ធ AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindholm22.28m Oh you paid. Just not in cash. 6 27 Il 105 ធ giggly @xgigglypuff 6m someone sounds jealous and bitter. maybe go outside and take a walk and see if it cheers you up? H 1 27 6 ılı 22 AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindholm22.1m Jealous of what? The John wick body count? 3 27 lil 2 ☐ AlexLindholm22 @AlexLindh.... 7/25/24 Harvard grad and this is the kind of posts you make? How much did you have to pay for the diploma to be handed to you? giggly @xgigglypuff bro I'm not sleeping around (by choice) and neither are you (not by choice)

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What a nightmare

CBS News @CBSNews This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team built him one for free Public Citizen @Public Citizen This country is so accustomed to its monstrous health care system that when a 2-year-old child with a genetic condition needs to rely on a high school robotics team to meet his basic health care needs the media thinks its a feel-good story, not a dystopian nightmare.

CBS News @CBSNews This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team built him one for free Public Citizen @Public Citizen This country is so accustomed to its monstrous health care system that when a 2-year-old child with a genetic condition needs to rely on a high school robotics team to meet his basic health care needs the media thinks its a feel-good story, not a dystopian nightmare.

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Weird

After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I'm devastated 2:48 AM 7/5/21 Twitter for iPhone 4,706 Retweets 10.9K Quote Tweets 25.3K Likes ↑ Replying to You're devastated because he respected your decision

After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I'm devastated 2:48 AM 7/5/21 Twitter for iPhone 4,706 Retweets 10.9K Quote Tweets 25.3K Likes ↑ Replying to You're devastated because he respected your decision

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Cool!

george slopadopolus @mustachetoilet Follow 600 Cool, here in the real world you'd have already burned to death Owen Sparks @OwenSparks_⚫1d Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in OF PA

george slopadopolus @mustachetoilet Follow 600 Cool, here in the real world you'd have already burned to death Owen Sparks @OwenSparks_⚫1d Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in OF PA

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He's mad

Joshua Reed Eakle I AM A FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST @JoshEakle. 6h I AM GOING TO SUE YOU Project Liberal HERE'S A CLIP FROM YOUR PODCAST Tim Pool → TIMCAST @Timcast 7h I have engaged legal counsel We are preparing to take action More to come x.com/KamalaHQ/statu... @projectliber

Joshua Reed Eakle I AM A FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST @JoshEakle. 6h I AM GOING TO SUE YOU Project Liberal HERE'S A CLIP FROM YOUR PODCAST Tim Pool → TIMCAST @Timcast 7h I have engaged legal counsel We are preparing to take action More to come x.com/KamalaHQ/statu... @projectliber

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Simple yet effective

vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles kun @theekundavai Replying to @vallavaraiyan well maybe you should have principles vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan Replying to @theekundavai you're right maybe i should

vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles kun @theekundavai Replying to @vallavaraiyan well maybe you should have principles vanthiyathevan @vallavaraiyan Replying to @theekundavai you're right maybe i should

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That's awkward

• • Viathan @VermilViathan 20h you can tell the rebrand is going very well and definitely not an utter failure when the owner is still calling it Twitter over a year later after the change Elon Musk X@elonmusk - 8h POV: VPN companies after Brazil banned twitter made with mematic 8.1K 17 29K 496K 36M амс 1

• • Viathan @VermilViathan 20h you can tell the rebrand is going very well and definitely not an utter failure when the owner is still calling it Twitter over a year later after the change Elon Musk X@elonmusk - 8h POV: VPN companies after Brazil banned twitter made with mematic 8.1K 17 29K 496K 36M амс 1

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Way too accurate

wp Washington Post → @washingtonpost Analysis: There are 7 million unemployed and 6.2 million job openings. What's the problem? Doc McDabbins @javeauriel Requirements: Master's degree, 5+ years of experience, 3 certifications Salary: $10.75/hr Benefits: None

wp Washington Post → @washingtonpost Analysis: There are 7 million unemployed and 6.2 million job openings. What's the problem? Doc McDabbins @javeauriel Requirements: Master's degree, 5+ years of experience, 3 certifications Salary: $10.75/hr Benefits: None

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Wow

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie How long until someone runs on the platform of #Food StampsForAll ? If healthcare is a right, is food as well? Mr. Maxwell @MrMaxwellmusic Yes. Current world food production makes enough to feed 10 billion people, about two and a half billion more than currently live. Starvation exists because it isn't profitable to solve.

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie How long until someone runs on the platform of #Food StampsForAll ? If healthcare is a right, is food as well? Mr. Maxwell @MrMaxwellmusic Yes. Current world food production makes enough to feed 10 billion people, about two and a half billion more than currently live. Starvation exists because it isn't profitable to solve.

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Very cool

t BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a w

t BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a w

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Medicine for all

Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs If the shots were given away for free because they're life-saving, why isn't insulin free? Chemotherapy? Epipens? Dennis Perkins @DennisPerkin.... 5h Replying to @ksorbs Agreed! Socialized medicine for everyone!

Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs If the shots were given away for free because they're life-saving, why isn't insulin free? Chemotherapy? Epipens? Dennis Perkins @DennisPerkin.... 5h Replying to @ksorbs Agreed! Socialized medicine for everyone!

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Interesting...

NBC NBC Bay Area TAY AREA @nbcbayarea #BREAKING Uber CEO says the company will likely shut down temporarily if a court decides to classify drivers as employees. Max Berger → @maxberger Uber is admitting their business model depends upon exploiting workers and skirting labor law.

NBC NBC Bay Area TAY AREA @nbcbayarea #BREAKING Uber CEO says the company will likely shut down temporarily if a court decides to classify drivers as employees. Max Berger → @maxberger Uber is admitting their business model depends upon exploiting workers and skirting labor law.

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It's pretty similar

Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Closest I can think of is when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew David M. Perry @Lollardfish-15h Is there anything like what Musk is doing to twitter in history? Any analogies?

Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Closest I can think of is when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew David M. Perry @Lollardfish-15h Is there anything like what Musk is doing to twitter in history? Any analogies?

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