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Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield current status: baking a pumpkin pie from scratch, drinking a spiked hot cider, fantasizing about hiring a sharpshooter with a red paintball gun to take out the Elmo puppet on the Sesame Street float 8:49 AM - Nov 28, 2024 3,989 Views POLITICS 9 272 90 ☐ ↑ POLITICARDS LIBERTY Politicards @Politicards2025.9h Good times! Happy Thanksgiving!

Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield current status: baking a pumpkin pie from scratch, drinking a spiked hot cider, fantasizing about hiring a sharpshooter with a red paintball gun to take out the Elmo puppet on the Sesame Street float 8:49 AM - Nov 28, 2024 3,989 Views POLITICS 9 272 90 ☐ ↑ POLITICARDS LIBERTY Politicards @Politicards2025.9h Good times! Happy Thanksgiving!

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Yup

Lewtwo → @Lewchube Follow pokemon will release this s☐ in high quality but keep their ancient watercolor ken sugimori artwork buried in $3000 books from 1689 that i have to win at a guatemalan fight club Pokémon @Pokemon · 1d HD desktop and mobile wallpaper 7

Lewtwo → @Lewchube Follow pokemon will release this s☐ in high quality but keep their ancient watercolor ken sugimori artwork buried in $3000 books from 1689 that i have to win at a guatemalan fight club Pokémon @Pokemon · 1d HD desktop and mobile wallpaper 7

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What a shame

Annmarie Pisano @annmariepisano.bsky.social The Mad Max Amazon truck cannot fit down the street in Brooklyn. PER amazon ANG + Follow ALT

Annmarie Pisano @annmariepisano.bsky.social The Mad Max Amazon truck cannot fit down the street in Brooklyn. PER amazon ANG + Follow ALT

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Aw man

Eli @rats7 Follow so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets Carbeide Pick Up Take 2 PICK 1620 Jake Drie 2 mm 1621 Hey Eli, just wanted to be upfront. I think you're a cool guy but the thing you did with the 3 mcdonalds apps was weird and embarrassing. I don't think it's going to work out. 1622

Eli @rats7 Follow so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets Carbeide Pick Up Take 2 PICK 1620 Jake Drie 2 mm 1621 Hey Eli, just wanted to be upfront. I think you're a cool guy but the thing you did with the 3 mcdonalds apps was weird and embarrassing. I don't think it's going to work out. 1622

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Apple time

Shayne Smith @Shaydozer Having a crush is absolute garbage. You'll be sitting eating an apple and randomly be like I wonder if THEY like apples. Bro who gives af, why are they in my head for apple time?

Shayne Smith @Shaydozer Having a crush is absolute garbage. You'll be sitting eating an apple and randomly be like I wonder if THEY like apples. Bro who gives af, why are they in my head for apple time?

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That's insane

Anjali. @Anjalaaay Yoh guys you won't believe it, yesterday my neighbour's lion peed on our street's only electricity box and they can only fix it next year Robert Duigan @uMarhobane. 1d The UK is going to s so fast my parents are planning to retire in South Africa

Anjali. @Anjalaaay Yoh guys you won't believe it, yesterday my neighbour's lion peed on our street's only electricity box and they can only fix it next year Robert Duigan @uMarhobane. 1d The UK is going to s so fast my parents are planning to retire in South Africa

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Evil snail

Bad 2 Sentence H@bad2sent Nov 18 r/TwoSentence Horror ⚫ 21 hr. ago WontThinkStraight Top 10% Poste. "Please free me, I've been trapped in here for so many years!" the frail old man pleaded. "Of course I'll save you!" the young girl replied, breaking the circle of salt. 4.8K > 7: 11. 1729 1K 19K Share Ground Back @Ground Back01 Follow This one is decent. But would have been significantly scarier if it was about an evil snail instead

Bad 2 Sentence H@bad2sent Nov 18 r/TwoSentence Horror ⚫ 21 hr. ago WontThinkStraight Top 10% Poste. "Please free me, I've been trapped in here for so many years!" the frail old man pleaded. "Of course I'll save you!" the young girl replied, breaking the circle of salt. 4.8K > 7: 11. 1729 1K 19K Share Ground Back @Ground Back01 Follow This one is decent. But would have been significantly scarier if it was about an evil snail instead

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That's fair

< Post Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social 2h Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree. 40 39 526 Shanae Aerts @shanaeaerts.bsky.... · 1h Ok but can it be live action? 01 22 Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social . 1h are you a turkey trainer? Q1 Shanae Aerts @shanaeaerts.bsky.social Admittedly, if I could train turkeys to commit heists I would not invite a camera crew November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM

< Post Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social 2h Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree. 40 39 526 Shanae Aerts @shanaeaerts.bsky.... · 1h Ok but can it be live action? 01 22 Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social . 1h are you a turkey trainer? Q1 Shanae Aerts @shanaeaerts.bsky.social Admittedly, if I could train turkeys to commit heists I would not invite a camera crew November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM

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He did not say that

Follow @wiiudisks who tf says "I outrank you in this scenario" Lizardy @Lizard_yyy. 20h bowser did NOT say that THAT'S A MA'GIRL! THANK YOU, MARIO! I OUTRANK YOU, IN THIS SCENARIO! TE4M ZERO

Follow @wiiudisks who tf says "I outrank you in this scenario" Lizardy @Lizard_yyy. 20h bowser did NOT say that THAT'S A MA'GIRL! THANK YOU, MARIO! I OUTRANK YOU, IN THIS SCENARIO! TE4M ZERO

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That's a new one

donald boat @laserboat999 Follow caught my son with 'Frog' memes on his laptop and immediately shipped him off to an underground fight club in Brazil. Let's see how much his 'frens' can help him when he faces off against Manuel The Eater in the bowels of Rio 05:40. 01/07/2022 From Earth 5.3K Reposts 98 Quotes 32K Likes 1K Bookmarks

donald boat @laserboat999 Follow caught my son with 'Frog' memes on his laptop and immediately shipped him off to an underground fight club in Brazil. Let's see how much his 'frens' can help him when he faces off against Manuel The Eater in the bowels of Rio 05:40. 01/07/2022 From Earth 5.3K Reposts 98 Quotes 32K Likes 1K Bookmarks

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A jarring discovery

juice @JuiceTooWavie Do y'all think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"

juice @JuiceTooWavie Do y'all think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"

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House meat

stephen thecatamites @thecatamites * Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within. 17 Follow PINK R-20 2x6 V

stephen thecatamites @thecatamites * Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within. 17 Follow PINK R-20 2x6 V

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For real...

Steven (with a ph) @SJKSalisbury Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

Steven (with a ph) @SJKSalisbury Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

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Ten years from now...

Casual Thursday @CasualThursday Ten years from now you'll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. "Oh man, what a weird year that was," you'll chuckle to yourself. Then you'll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.

Casual Thursday @CasualThursday Ten years from now you'll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. "Oh man, what a weird year that was," you'll chuckle to yourself. Then you'll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.

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The mines...

bazinga @bladeeofjustice look he can barely fit in there, children would get this done so much faster and cheaper TaraBull Coal mining @TaraBull808 - Nov 16 0:48

bazinga @bladeeofjustice look he can barely fit in there, children would get this done so much faster and cheaper TaraBull Coal mining @TaraBull808 - Nov 16 0:48

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Cursed interaction

Tweet Lindiwe @lindiwe_dee The fact is women cheat more than men. 12:57 AM - 16 May 3,525 Retweets 6,051 Likes 27 Starz. @StarzKgaphola - 3d Replying to @lindiwe_dee That's not true. 5 139 120 go Lindiwe @lindiwe_dee 3d It's ironic coming from you coz I know your gf 28 1219 96

Tweet Lindiwe @lindiwe_dee The fact is women cheat more than men. 12:57 AM - 16 May 3,525 Retweets 6,051 Likes 27 Starz. @StarzKgaphola - 3d Replying to @lindiwe_dee That's not true. 5 139 120 go Lindiwe @lindiwe_dee 3d It's ironic coming from you coz I know your gf 28 1219 96

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