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PDX ALERTS Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Follow Portland: campus safety officers near SW 49th responding to a report of someone giving out free pot brownies. On arrival, officers discover the brownies are cooked in a pot but contain no marijuana, officers are clearing
PDX ALERTS Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Follow Portland: campus safety officers near SW 49th responding to a report of someone giving out free pot brownies. On arrival, officers discover the brownies are cooked in a pot but contain no marijuana, officers are clearing

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It's a lot of cups

digital bri @thotlead3r Open the apps, see a girl with 100s of Stanleys. Meanwhile, back in my day, one cup was enough to sustain TWO girls.
digital bri @thotlead3r Open the apps, see a girl with 100s of Stanleys. Meanwhile, back in my day, one cup was enough to sustain TWO girls.

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Ayo...

Cristiano Ronaldo 23 Mar end racism Cristiano Ronaldo end racism
Cristiano Ronaldo 23 Mar end racism Cristiano Ronaldo end racism

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That took a turn

Luna M @MphoMoalamedi Rich kids are different I just saw this Tik Tok where this lady said that in her daughters school, the children were busy comparing airport lounge food and the quality and the one child started crying. They cried so much the school counsellor was called because they thought the child was crying because he flies economy and hasn't been to an airport lounge. Turns out the reason this child has never experienced food from an airport private lounge is because his family always flies on private planes. 20:58 2024/04/24 From Earth - 7,8M Views 9,5K Reposts 2K Quotes 130K Likes 11K Bookmarks 27 ♡ ☐ Luna M @Mpho Moalamedi - 13h He was too rich to relate 24 221K 56K 1,3M ☐ 1
Luna M @MphoMoalamedi Rich kids are different I just saw this Tik Tok where this lady said that in her daughters school, the children were busy comparing airport lounge food and the quality and the one child started crying. They cried so much the school counsellor was called because they thought the child was crying because he flies economy and hasn't been to an airport lounge. Turns out the reason this child has never experienced food from an airport private lounge is because his family always flies on private planes. 20:58 2024/04/24 From Earth - 7,8M Views 9,5K Reposts 2K Quotes 130K Likes 11K Bookmarks 27 ♡ ☐ Luna M @Mpho Moalamedi - 13h He was too rich to relate 24 221K 56K 1,3M ☐ 1

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How do you deal with that?

16h Jace Mullen Paramedic school never taught me how to respond when a gangster responds to you treating them with dignity and kindness by offering their services as a hit man. 164 17757 Dawn 14,5K 293K ↑ Nurse here, cared for a MS13 gang member, treated him like everybody else, addressed him as sir. At the end of the encounter he wrote his # for me and said "u need someone taken care of, you call me, no charge". It is very weird
16h Jace Mullen Paramedic school never taught me how to respond when a gangster responds to you treating them with dignity and kindness by offering their services as a hit man. 164 17757 Dawn 14,5K 293K ↑ Nurse here, cared for a MS13 gang member, treated him like everybody else, addressed him as sir. At the end of the encounter he wrote his # for me and said "u need someone taken care of, you call me, no charge". It is very weird

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It's a great insult

Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb
Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb

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She is Steam

claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %
claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %

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Nice

@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. • 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes
@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. • 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes

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Friends don't let friends run people over

FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole My friend is such a dangerous driver - uses her phone, speeds etc - she's a great person but I'm terrified she'll cause an accident so I purposely directed her down a road I knew a speed camera, she already had points and ended up losing her licence...but the streets are safer.
FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole My friend is such a dangerous driver - uses her phone, speeds etc - she's a great person but I'm terrified she'll cause an accident so I purposely directed her down a road I knew a speed camera, she already had points and ended up losing her licence...but the streets are safer.

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The definition of chaotic good

Counterfeit Folger's @CTFTNobles I'm a long-haired Native who doesn't steal, so whenever I get followed in a store I keep the employee on my tail for as long as possible, to make it a little easier for people who need to steal to get what they need 10:40 AM - 04 Jul 19 Twitter Web App
Counterfeit Folger's @CTFTNobles I'm a long-haired Native who doesn't steal, so whenever I get followed in a store I keep the employee on my tail for as long as possible, to make it a little easier for people who need to steal to get what they need 10:40 AM - 04 Jul 19 Twitter Web App

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Let us hibernate

Roy Graham @Grayhaem Mankind wasn't meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months
Roy Graham @Grayhaem Mankind wasn't meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months

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Heroic chimps?

From foundsatan community on Reddit The Crusty Crackpat Podcast The Crusty Crackpot Podcast @CrustyCrackpot Did You Know chimps will sometimes beat their resource-hoarding overlords to death in public and then eat the corpse in defiance? Follow us for more financial advice. Chimps beat up, murder and then cannibalise their former tyrant | Ne.. newscientist.com
From foundsatan community on Reddit The Crusty Crackpat Podcast The Crusty Crackpot Podcast @CrustyCrackpot Did You Know chimps will sometimes beat their resource-hoarding overlords to death in public and then eat the corpse in defiance? Follow us for more financial advice. Chimps beat up, murder and then cannibalise their former tyrant | Ne.. newscientist.com

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Legendary dad

@ni Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots. they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn't master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.
@ni Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots. they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn't master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.

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Lakitu

steely beam of sunlig... Follow @Espeonkin mario: mama mia! I've-a gotta save-a the princess! the diabolical lakitu: Women Posting W's @womenpostin... .1d Okay this one takes it home PEEDS Calm MOUNT VERNON DALE Calm HARRISBURG Calm PADUCAH 3 ON CITY 21:51 - 26 Aug 24 689K Views Heartland buzz Southeast HEALTH
steely beam of sunlig... Follow @Espeonkin mario: mama mia! I've-a gotta save-a the princess! the diabolical lakitu: Women Posting W's @womenpostin... .1d Okay this one takes it home PEEDS Calm MOUNT VERNON DALE Calm HARRISBURG Calm PADUCAH 3 ON CITY 21:51 - 26 Aug 24 689K Views Heartland buzz Southeast HEALTH

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Need that

YUP Yup That Exists @yupthtexists This company makes frying pans that have medieval swords as handles. They call them the Eggscalibur.
YUP Yup That Exists @yupthtexists This company makes frying pans that have medieval swords as handles. They call them the Eggscalibur.

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Ugh

anabel My son told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked him, "How small?" He replied, "Just you, me, and the principal." epicfunnypage @epicfunnypage He's going places.. not college.. but places
anabel My son told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked him, "How small?" He replied, "Just you, me, and the principal." epicfunnypage @epicfunnypage He's going places.. not college.. but places

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