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Pranay Pathole @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize. 8:51 AM Apr 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 7,387 Retweets 656 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes 27 ↑
Pranay Pathole @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize. 8:51 AM Apr 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 7,387 Retweets 656 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes 27 ↑

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Yeah, that totally happened

Alex Rose @AlexRoseGames Follow 000 my wife, with a masters in biology, just disagreed that penguins are birds she then adamantly got out her phone, googled something, then silently put her phone down and continued as if nothing happened
Alex Rose @AlexRoseGames Follow 000 my wife, with a masters in biology, just disagreed that penguins are birds she then adamantly got out her phone, googled something, then silently put her phone down and continued as if nothing happened

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An offering

Billy Mays III @infinitethird Follow lol just got to pittsburgh and someone left oxiclean at my dad's grave BELOVED HUSBAND FATHER AND SON BILLY MAYS PET STAINS FOREVER 1958 2009 "PITCHMAN". OXI CLEAN IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY, AND MEMORIES A LANE. I'D WALK RIGHT UP TO HEAVEN BRING YOU HOME
Billy Mays III @infinitethird Follow lol just got to pittsburgh and someone left oxiclean at my dad's grave BELOVED HUSBAND FATHER AND SON BILLY MAYS PET STAINS FOREVER 1958 2009 "PITCHMAN". OXI CLEAN IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY, AND MEMORIES A LANE. I'D WALK RIGHT UP TO HEAVEN BRING YOU HOME

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The master wordsmith

lauren @Very__Regular Follow whoever coined the phrase "righty tighty, lefty loosey" was probably the greatest communicator in the history of the english language. do you think he had to workshop it to get it there or do you think inspiration struck him like a bolt of lightning
lauren @Very__Regular Follow whoever coined the phrase "righty tighty, lefty loosey" was probably the greatest communicator in the history of the english language. do you think he had to workshop it to get it there or do you think inspiration struck him like a bolt of lightning

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Rude

← Post FPL Mate (Dan) @FPLMate Follow Ordered £40 worth of Indian food and it was delivered to our neighbour by mistake. Knocked on the neighbours door to see if they had it, and they had already started eating it. I'm dumbfounded by this. Do people just accept and eat other people's food??? Is this normal??? 0:01 - 29 Jun 24 · 2.8M Views 1,452 Reposts 419 Quotes 42.2K Likes 1,103 Bookmarks
← Post FPL Mate (Dan) @FPLMate Follow Ordered £40 worth of Indian food and it was delivered to our neighbour by mistake. Knocked on the neighbours door to see if they had it, and they had already started eating it. I'm dumbfounded by this. Do people just accept and eat other people's food??? Is this normal??? 0:01 - 29 Jun 24 · 2.8M Views 1,452 Reposts 419 Quotes 42.2K Likes 1,103 Bookmarks

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It's disrespectful

Maria !!! @MariaSmal_ Guys, the history of marathons is kinda wack.... a guy in ancient greece died after running 26 miles & what do we do to honor him? We run 26 miles & ... NOT die? ppl decided to just flex on him for the rest of eternity? If anyone pulls smthng like that on me it's instant hands
Maria !!! @MariaSmal_ Guys, the history of marathons is kinda wack.... a guy in ancient greece died after running 26 miles & what do we do to honor him? We run 26 miles & ... NOT die? ppl decided to just flex on him for the rest of eternity? If anyone pulls smthng like that on me it's instant hands

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"Anonymous"

JLarky @JLarky two unread emails: Follow - from HR: please fill out our anonymous survey - from Boss: don't forget about the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team 5:16 AM - 18 Jun 24.6.7M Views .
JLarky @JLarky two unread emails: Follow - from HR: please fill out our anonymous survey - from Boss: don't forget about the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team 5:16 AM - 18 Jun 24.6.7M Views .

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That's so cool

Pookie @PookiesParadise - 21h 9 bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever Will @willnotclap. 21h for those mfs who hate light mode, do you all read your books that look like this? THE THOUSA MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS ROM Dy standar Vereine good governsent of toy se 2. From the repitation and rebus of my fatty and a mandy f 1. From my nodes phycepand only from evil deale, but even from and arts, city in my way of living, fa 4. From my vot so have funds bes schools, and to have had good teachers at home, and tha on such things on should spend bera
Pookie @PookiesParadise - 21h 9 bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever Will @willnotclap. 21h for those mfs who hate light mode, do you all read your books that look like this? THE THOUSA MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS ROM Dy standar Vereine good governsent of toy se 2. From the repitation and rebus of my fatty and a mandy f 1. From my nodes phycepand only from evil deale, but even from and arts, city in my way of living, fa 4. From my vot so have funds bes schools, and to have had good teachers at home, and tha on such things on should spend bera

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Mario Puzo buys a book on screenwriting

Ozor Ndi Ozor @eemmanuels4 Mario Puzo, the author of the Godfather books who'd also adapted them to film, had no idea what he was doing as he'd never written a screenplay before. After winning two Oscars, he decided to buy a book on screenwriting to learn how. In the first chapter, it said "Study Godfather." 7:19 PM - Feb 2, 2024 -82.5K Views 22 Reposts 6 Quotes 358 Likes 87 Bookmarks 27 87 <] ↑
Ozor Ndi Ozor @eemmanuels4 Mario Puzo, the author of the Godfather books who'd also adapted them to film, had no idea what he was doing as he'd never written a screenplay before. After winning two Oscars, he decided to buy a book on screenwriting to learn how. In the first chapter, it said "Study Godfather." 7:19 PM - Feb 2, 2024 -82.5K Views 22 Reposts 6 Quotes 358 Likes 87 Bookmarks 27 87 <] ↑

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schrodinger's sexualization

fang Follow @HONEYFANGS Schrodinger's sexualization If I like it: it's empowering and has meaning behind it If I don't like it: it's sexualized/fetishized/*insert 50 buzzwords here* and anybody who enjoys it is a pornbrained gooner
fang Follow @HONEYFANGS Schrodinger's sexualization If I like it: it's empowering and has meaning behind it If I don't like it: it's sexualized/fetishized/*insert 50 buzzwords here* and anybody who enjoys it is a pornbrained gooner

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surf dracula

DOCFUTURE @topherflorence back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale 12:33 PM 10/7/21 TweetDeck 4,753 Retweets 235 Quote Tweets 24.8K Likes
DOCFUTURE @topherflorence back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale 12:33 PM 10/7/21 TweetDeck 4,753 Retweets 235 Quote Tweets 24.8K Likes

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This is what the average user on cbm twitter resorts too.

The people who are disagreeing with me are unfortunately incels! Sorry! I don't make the rules! 4:27 PM Jun 30, 2024 1,689 Views 12 27 Σ 16 ☐ 1 企
The people who are disagreeing with me are unfortunately incels! Sorry! I don't make the rules! 4:27 PM Jun 30, 2024 1,689 Views 12 27 Σ 16 ☐ 1 企

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Good God!

Delusional Takes @DelusionPosting Beyond parody. JLU@Mahimiko Umbral 29 Apr It legitimately is propaganda and everybody's aware, it's just that natalism and subjugation of women to the familial unit, a fascist political ideal, is so naturalized in patriarchy that the reactionaries have plausible deniability in pretending it's simply aching for happiness. Chise Hatori's Love @....28 Apr N----- be like "far right propaganda" and it's just this: Alto Let's live, together with our baby, focused on the future. 33 17537 2.6K ili 70.3K ☐ %
Delusional Takes @DelusionPosting Beyond parody. JLU@Mahimiko Umbral 29 Apr It legitimately is propaganda and everybody's aware, it's just that natalism and subjugation of women to the familial unit, a fascist political ideal, is so naturalized in patriarchy that the reactionaries have plausible deniability in pretending it's simply aching for happiness. Chise Hatori's Love @....28 Apr N----- be like "far right propaganda" and it's just this: Alto Let's live, together with our baby, focused on the future. 33 17537 2.6K ili 70.3K ☐ %

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Damn I'm sorry for your loss :(

The Gold Reaper @TheToxicMan57 - 50m Dude. My dad just died.... I'm speechless 68 19 Fire&Mario 64 @FireMario456 Replying to @TheToxic Man57 Damn I'm sorry for your loss :( 109
The Gold Reaper @TheToxicMan57 - 50m Dude. My dad just died.... I'm speechless 68 19 Fire&Mario 64 @FireMario456 Replying to @TheToxic Man57 Damn I'm sorry for your loss :( 109

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What’s happening online in 2024

WHAT'S HAPPENING ONLINE IN 2024? BOOMERS SHARING A.I. ART OF JESUS WITH TOO MANY FINGERS MILLENNIALS LAPPING UP UNCREDITED PET VIDEOS RAGE BAIT, DISINFORMATION, P--- BOTS, AND GENERAL AGONY CONTINUOUS ADS FOR TIKTOK SHOPS SELLING PLASTIC CLOTHING NO ONE KNOWS NO ONE CARES Tommy SIEGEL
WHAT'S HAPPENING ONLINE IN 2024? BOOMERS SHARING A.I. ART OF JESUS WITH TOO MANY FINGERS MILLENNIALS LAPPING UP UNCREDITED PET VIDEOS RAGE BAIT, DISINFORMATION, P--- BOTS, AND GENERAL AGONY CONTINUOUS ADS FOR TIKTOK SHOPS SELLING PLASTIC CLOTHING NO ONE KNOWS NO ONE CARES Tommy SIEGEL

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Korean grandpa comforting a user with BPD

kiwikinz!! @peeholelicker 23 BPD is lowkey ruining My Life and all my relationships and friendships and My ability to function in the real world and making it impossible to keep up in school and making. me Want to kill myself multiple times a day and draining me from the mood swings. but at least 38 t1237 4917 山 16万 ☐ 1 87 @kimchicel. 22 At least you are trying and are kind 2 131 247 山 1,1万 ☐ 1 kiwikinz!! @peeholelicker. 2 waow... thank U 82 year old korean man online. <3 용기 1 171 20 Il 1146 @kimchicel Granrdaughter フォローする 600
kiwikinz!! @peeholelicker 23 BPD is lowkey ruining My Life and all my relationships and friendships and My ability to function in the real world and making it impossible to keep up in school and making. me Want to kill myself multiple times a day and draining me from the mood swings. but at least 38 t1237 4917 山 16万 ☐ 1 87 @kimchicel. 22 At least you are trying and are kind 2 131 247 山 1,1万 ☐ 1 kiwikinz!! @peeholelicker. 2 waow... thank U 82 year old korean man online. <3 용기 1 171 20 Il 1146 @kimchicel Granrdaughter フォローする 600

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Death Penalty: Thighs

Trending Death Penalty 48K posts Trending Thighs 17.7K posts
Trending Death Penalty 48K posts Trending Thighs 17.7K posts

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Elon Musk's changes are equivalent of Bowser Space

Van @Vannortt Follow anytime something like this happens it reminds me of bowser spaces in mario party hes gonna spinn a wheel and all of the options are horrible and will benefit nobody Pop Base @PopBase - 22h. Elon Musk teases "something special" coming soon. 7:46 AM 30 Jul 23 6,886 Views
Van @Vannortt Follow anytime something like this happens it reminds me of bowser spaces in mario party hes gonna spinn a wheel and all of the options are horrible and will benefit nobody Pop Base @PopBase - 22h. Elon Musk teases "something special" coming soon. 7:46 AM 30 Jul 23 6,886 Views

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