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I could never become a lawyer

Adrianna @Stfunell_ how do lawyers not cry when arguing 12:22 PM · 2021-02-19 · Twitter for Android 62.3K Retweets 5,733 Quote Tweets 310K Likes
Adrianna @Stfunell_ how do lawyers not cry when arguing 12:22 PM · 2021-02-19 · Twitter for Android 62.3K Retweets 5,733 Quote Tweets 310K Likes

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That's why Twilight was so unrealistic


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never asked to be born

slowbot @vangobot f king sick of converting matter into energy. never asked to be a pawn in this twisted game 4:32 PM · 2021-02-19 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 373 Likes
slowbot @vangobot f king sick of converting matter into energy. never asked to be a pawn in this twisted game 4:32 PM · 2021-02-19 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 373 Likes

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They're so cute tho


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Star crossed enemies

Rex_highstar @manlikerex I believe in annoyed at first sight. 1:01 PM · 2021-02-19 · Twitter for iPhone 66.4K Retweets 2,261 Quote Tweets 241K Likes
Rex_highstar @manlikerex I believe in annoyed at first sight. 1:01 PM · 2021-02-19 · Twitter for iPhone 66.4K Retweets 2,261 Quote Tweets 241K Likes

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They never last together

Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund Why is the divorce rate among socks so high 10:31 PM · 2021-02-18 · Twitter for iPhone 4,254 Retweets 316 Quote Tweets 46.4K Likes
Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund Why is the divorce rate among socks so high 10:31 PM · 2021-02-18 · Twitter for iPhone 4,254 Retweets 316 Quote Tweets 46.4K Likes

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Keep your receipts

ruiz @omarruizz10 I never delete messages.. Just incase a Mf wanna lie about July 23rd, 1862 8:44 PM · 2021-02-18 · Twitter for iPhone 21.5K Retweets 1,507 Quote Tweets 103K Likes
ruiz @omarruizz10 I never delete messages.. Just incase a Mf wanna lie about July 23rd, 1862 8:44 PM · 2021-02-18 · Twitter for iPhone 21.5K Retweets 1,507 Quote Tweets 103K Likes

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please

Jen Grant @Jen_Grant13 New concept: a fake ID but one that says that I'm under 26 so I can keep my health insurance 9:23 PM · 2021-02-17 · Twitter for iPhone 10.8K Retweets 516 Quote Tweets 98.8K Likes
Jen Grant @Jen_Grant13 New concept: a fake ID but one that says that I'm under 26 so I can keep my health insurance 9:23 PM · 2021-02-17 · Twitter for iPhone 10.8K Retweets 516 Quote Tweets 98.8K Likes

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Pre-toddler post-newborn

Sooz @CruisinSoozan A reporter on the news used the term "pre-toddler" ina story. I guess "baby" was too wordy. 5:14 PM · 2/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone
Sooz @CruisinSoozan A reporter on the news used the term "pre-toddler" ina story. I guess "baby" was too wordy. 5:14 PM · 2/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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a new term

Ebert @horsedivorce me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.
Ebert @horsedivorce me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

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inspirational

Boredwalk BOREDWALK LOS ANGELES @boredwalktees I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist. 3:04 PM · 09 May 21 · Twitter for iPhone
Boredwalk BOREDWALK LOS ANGELES @boredwalktees I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist. 3:04 PM · 09 May 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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*EMILY | BLM | ACAB | SHE/THEY AQUARIUS |(14) STAN BTS O CONNOR | MAGAD| NOR/MAL | ALM | | ANTI * TWITTER imgflip.com
*EMILY | BLM | ACAB | SHE/THEY AQUARIUS |(14) STAN BTS O CONNOR | MAGAD| NOR/MAL | ALM | | ANTI * TWITTER imgflip.com

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This isn't the own you were looking for

A Mama Squid Something Something 2 @RainbowSquidlnk Yes, he's f------ purple. For f---- sake, can you a------ get our skin right? We're brown, not f------ magenta, purple, violet. I color with god damn MARKERS. What the f--- is YOUR excuse? 8:00 PM · May 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 104 Retweets 735 Quote Tweets 687 Likes Abelle (they/them) @abellehayford 中 Tell me you know nothing about color theory without telling me you know nothing color theory Mama Squid Something Something @RainbowSquidInk · May 19 Yes, he's f------ purple. For f---- sake, can you a------ get our skin right? We're brown, not f------ magenta, purple, violet. I color with god damn MARKERS. What the f--- is YOUR excuse? Win Halm Colrsm HEA 3:49 PM - May 21, 2021 - Twitter for iPad 2,399 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes Yo. This isn't the own you were looking for.
A Mama Squid Something Something 2 @RainbowSquidlnk Yes, he's f------ purple. For f---- sake, can you a------ get our skin right? We're brown, not f------ magenta, purple, violet. I color with god damn MARKERS. What the f--- is YOUR excuse? 8:00 PM · May 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 104 Retweets 735 Quote Tweets 687 Likes Abelle (they/them) @abellehayford 中 Tell me you know nothing about color theory without telling me you know nothing color theory Mama Squid Something Something @RainbowSquidInk · May 19 Yes, he's f------ purple. For f---- sake, can you a------ get our skin right? We're brown, not f------ magenta, purple, violet. I color with god damn MARKERS. What the f--- is YOUR excuse? Win Halm Colrsm HEA 3:49 PM - May 21, 2021 - Twitter for iPad 2,399 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 23.2K Likes Yo. This isn't the own you were looking for.

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I’ve always loved the way they loved

yeah haha same old @jim_changerooms I've always loved the way they loved Whoa, bumpy road ahead!
yeah haha same old @jim_changerooms I've always loved the way they loved Whoa, bumpy road ahead!

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imagine being here with the love of your life

#1 rat fan USA @RodentFan420 imagine being here with the love of your life
#1 rat fan USA @RodentFan420 imagine being here with the love of your life

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I only pee on company time

*** kylie *:** @vampmotel microdosing communism by taking frequent bathroom breaks at work 10:53 AM 07 Apr 21 · Twitter for iPhone
*** kylie *:** @vampmotel microdosing communism by taking frequent bathroom breaks at work 10:53 AM 07 Apr 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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that's on them

Sam Stryker O @sbstryker Fixing typos in your texts is for Cowards. I'll message someone "whtatr you dong toncifjt" and that's on them to figure out what I just said
Sam Stryker O @sbstryker Fixing typos in your texts is for Cowards. I'll message someone "whtatr you dong toncifjt" and that's on them to figure out what I just said

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India stands with Israel

Benjamin Netanyahu @.. 1 Std. : Thank you for resolutely standing with 1o and supporting our right to self defense against terrorist attacks. 3.089 7 4.168 ♡ 8.211 $ भारत सिंह |STAND WITH ĮSRAEL. @kattarhindu1511 Antwort an @netanyahu Sir please mention indian flag also, DD-6O we the people of india will always support Israel
Benjamin Netanyahu @.. 1 Std. : Thank you for resolutely standing with 1o and supporting our right to self defense against terrorist attacks. 3.089 7 4.168 ♡ 8.211 $ भारत सिंह |STAND WITH ĮSRAEL. @kattarhindu1511 Antwort an @netanyahu Sir please mention indian flag also, DD-6O we the people of india will always support Israel

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