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Following just read an article that said highly sarcastic people die younger, which is just f------ great. RETWEETS LIKES 3,4795,935

Following just read an article that said highly sarcastic people die younger, which is just f------ great. RETWEETS LIKES 3,4795,935

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A list of bad posts

Jack Why do the women never have to take a DNA test to see if it's theirs? Why don't they just make wheelchairs with pedals, so when your arms get tired you can just pedal to go?? . sodalto go?? I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 Just ate 3 condoms, now I'll never get pregnant no matter how much I swallow Iwent outside with my telescope and I couldn't find earth:/ think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dying in the water? en they My HIV results came back positive. I'M CLEAN if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points does 24/7 mean 24 hours of 7 days?!?!? cause if it does I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to figure that out Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta It's so weird how the majority of Pet of files turn out to be teachers how do people drown Imao just drink the water lol Ebola has reached Dallas I'm packing my bags and moving to Texas! I can't stay in a diseased country any longer! mal If I cant have an enter lectual conversation with a girl then she's clearly not the one.

Jack Why do the women never have to take a DNA test to see if it's theirs? Why don't they just make wheelchairs with pedals, so when your arms get tired you can just pedal to go?? . sodalto go?? I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 Just ate 3 condoms, now I'll never get pregnant no matter how much I swallow Iwent outside with my telescope and I couldn't find earth:/ think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dying in the water? en they My HIV results came back positive. I'M CLEAN if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points does 24/7 mean 24 hours of 7 days?!?!? cause if it does I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to figure that out Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta It's so weird how the majority of Pet of files turn out to be teachers how do people drown Imao just drink the water lol Ebola has reached Dallas I'm packing my bags and moving to Texas! I can't stay in a diseased country any longer! mal If I cant have an enter lectual conversation with a girl then she's clearly not the one.

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The physical pain of falling down stairs will never hurt as much as the embarrassment felt whilst falling up stairs.

gillythekid @gillythekidd Following The physical pain of falling down stairs will never hurt as much as the embarrassment felt whilst falling up stairs RETWEET LIKES 2 7 11:30 PM-25 Mar 2016

gillythekid @gillythekidd Following The physical pain of falling down stairs will never hurt as much as the embarrassment felt whilst falling up stairs RETWEET LIKES 2 7 11:30 PM-25 Mar 2016

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President Obama @POTUS 2h In Camden today, seeing first-hand how smart policing is making the community safer while building trust. pic.twitter.com/3MiWk43c8g Follow @BrunosKilos @POTUS fist me daddy

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The First Tweet Ever by Jack Dorsey

Jack @jack just setting up my twttr 77,777 56,483R RETWEETS LIKES 3:50 PM-21 Mar 2006

Jack @jack just setting up my twttr 77,777 56,483R RETWEETS LIKES 3:50 PM-21 Mar 2006

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GARFIELD KART

RUMP Pinned Tweet Garfield Kart™ @Garfieldkart -4h MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAW Being a homosexual is a choice made by a poor misguided soul. If you know a homosexual please pray for for them #garfieldkart 17 20 11 앎 Follow Garfield KartTM @GarfieldKart Official Twitter account for Garfield Kart RacingTM. Try us on Steam or mobile! Proud supporter of Donald Trump! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #frogtwitter Garfield KartT. @Garfieldkart -4h Marriage is a holy promise between one man and one woman, no exceptions #garfieldkart 17 Paris, France S garfieldkart.com

RUMP Pinned Tweet Garfield Kart™ @Garfieldkart -4h MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAW Being a homosexual is a choice made by a poor misguided soul. If you know a homosexual please pray for for them #garfieldkart 17 20 11 앎 Follow Garfield KartTM @GarfieldKart Official Twitter account for Garfield Kart RacingTM. Try us on Steam or mobile! Proud supporter of Donald Trump! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #frogtwitter Garfield KartT. @Garfieldkart -4h Marriage is a holy promise between one man and one woman, no exceptions #garfieldkart 17 Paris, France S garfieldkart.com

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Copy-paste [Gone Wrong, In the Hood]

Tweet a tina @tinatbh i regret every nap ipassed up as a child 2,981 retweets 3,897 likes Reply Retweet 3K Like 3.9K More 3/8/16, 00:06 71 RETWEETS 236 LIKES Kelly Ellis @justkelly_ok @tinatbh You literally copy-pasted 11m μ

Tweet a tina @tinatbh i regret every nap ipassed up as a child 2,981 retweets 3,897 likes Reply Retweet 3K Like 3.9K More 3/8/16, 00:06 71 RETWEETS 236 LIKES Kelly Ellis @justkelly_ok @tinatbh You literally copy-pasted 11m μ

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i know you are but what am i

Lawyer: the evidence shows us you're guilty Kid: I know u are but what am 1? Judge: *whispers* f--- this guys good @TheFunnylntrovert

Lawyer: the evidence shows us you're guilty Kid: I know u are but what am 1? Judge: *whispers* f--- this guys good @TheFunnylntrovert

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Pinned Tweet KayLoRent @ReneaKayln 7h I can't believe this place turned me into fuking tumblr

Pinned Tweet KayLoRent @ReneaKayln 7h I can't believe this place turned me into fuking tumblr

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Do you know what this means

Tuler @TairuPANdA "ovens are like bara toasters" 3/6/16, 7:48 AM

Tuler @TairuPANdA "ovens are like bara toasters" 3/6/16, 7:48 AM

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Rest in Peace old friend

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Time Machine

Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life 5 Apr 2014 Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine. 1.1K 2.5K

Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life 5 Apr 2014 Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine. 1.1K 2.5K

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Metal Gear Solid

Nate the Great @natervader13 Feb 7 Metal Gear Solid 4

Nate the Great @natervader13 Feb 7 Metal Gear Solid 4

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Twisted end.

Lucas Neff @RealLucasNeff Following The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean わt. ★ RETWEETS FAVORITES 4:32 PM-13 Oct 2014

Lucas Neff @RealLucasNeff Following The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean わt. ★ RETWEETS FAVORITES 4:32 PM-13 Oct 2014

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Bender contemplates about using a tree stump as toilet paper

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Good words.

THSBIRO WILL NEVERTWEE TWEETS ARE TO SIGNAL DANGER OR REQUEST NOURISHMENT FROM MOTHER BIRD ity

THSBIRO WILL NEVERTWEE TWEETS ARE TO SIGNAL DANGER OR REQUEST NOURISHMENT FROM MOTHER BIRD ity

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Mark Hamill @HamillHimself back Matthew Mitchel @wwemattymitch @HamillHimself I'm your biggest fan, it would be such an honor if you would write back:) 12/6/15,_10:50 PM 1,106 RETWEETS 2,982 LIKES

Mark Hamill @HamillHimself back Matthew Mitchel @wwemattymitch @HamillHimself I'm your biggest fan, it would be such an honor if you would write back:) 12/6/15,_10:50 PM 1,106 RETWEETS 2,982 LIKES

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My adorable

You Retweeted KaiVLG @kaivigofficial She texted me: "Your adorable." I replied: "No. You're adorable." Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo. 1/27/16, 10:11 PM 211 RETWEETS 234 LIKES

You Retweeted KaiVLG @kaivigofficial She texted me: "Your adorable." I replied: "No. You're adorable." Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo. 1/27/16, 10:11 PM 211 RETWEETS 234 LIKES

Old habits

Wil Wheaton @wilw NEW RULE: I'm officially over people saying "shut up, Wesley" to me, even in jest. From now on, I'm insta-blocking anyone who does that. 16/01/2016, 9:37 AM Patrick Stewart Follow SirPatstew @wilw Shut up Wil. RET

Wil Wheaton @wilw NEW RULE: I'm officially over people saying "shut up, Wesley" to me, even in jest. From now on, I'm insta-blocking anyone who does that. 16/01/2016, 9:37 AM Patrick Stewart Follow SirPatstew @wilw Shut up Wil. RET

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