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inclusive language

Twitter Engineering @TwitterEng We're starting with a set of words we want to move away from using in favor of more inclusive language, such as: Avoid non-inclusive language Prefer inclusive versions Whitelist Allowlist Blacklist Denylist Master/slave Leader/follower, primary/replica, primary/standby Grandfathered Legacy status Gendered pronouns (e.g. guys) Folks, people, you all, y'all Gendered pronouns (e.g. he/him/his) They, them, their Man hours Person hours, engineer hours Sanity check Quick check, confidence check, coherence check Dummy value Placeholder value, sample value 12:52 PM · Jul 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.3K Retweets 511 Likes

Twitter Engineering @TwitterEng We're starting with a set of words we want to move away from using in favor of more inclusive language, such as: Avoid non-inclusive language Prefer inclusive versions Whitelist Allowlist Blacklist Denylist Master/slave Leader/follower, primary/replica, primary/standby Grandfathered Legacy status Gendered pronouns (e.g. guys) Folks, people, you all, y'all Gendered pronouns (e.g. he/him/his) They, them, their Man hours Person hours, engineer hours Sanity check Quick check, confidence check, coherence check Dummy value Placeholder value, sample value 12:52 PM · Jul 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.3K Retweets 511 Likes

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I don't subscribe to the ACAB mindset but the cop in this situation got off way too fucking lightly

dj ocho @OchoBoomin got you Lil bro because I don't see All Lives Matter #BlackLivesMatter rallying for you. This is ridiculous. DAILY NEWS VIDEO NY Daily News Video @NYDNV.... · 24.09.16 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self-defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/ f3UhWy81wBk DAILY NEWS NEWS BITES

dj ocho @OchoBoomin got you Lil bro because I don't see All Lives Matter #BlackLivesMatter rallying for you. This is ridiculous. DAILY NEWS VIDEO NY Daily News Video @NYDNV.... · 24.09.16 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self-defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/ f3UhWy81wBk DAILY NEWS NEWS BITES

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Here is a picture of me about to make the biggest mistake of my life

Here is a picture of me about to make the biggest mistake of my life

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savage reply

rewatch arc Ô @YEAGERWIFE · 8m IMAGINE BEING BRITISH LMFAOO0O00000 3 27 4 Eren Yeager @itzyaboiereh Replying to @YEAGERWIFE Imagine being so sad that ur username is yeagerwife when you never will have a chance to marry me. 17:58 · 28 Jun 20 · Twitter for Android ili View Tweet activity 3 Retweets 1 Like rewatch arcÔ @YEAGERWIFE · 5m Replying to @itzyaboiereh OH MY GOD. 1 27

rewatch arc Ô @YEAGERWIFE · 8m IMAGINE BEING BRITISH LMFAOO0O00000 3 27 4 Eren Yeager @itzyaboiereh Replying to @YEAGERWIFE Imagine being so sad that ur username is yeagerwife when you never will have a chance to marry me. 17:58 · 28 Jun 20 · Twitter for Android ili View Tweet activity 3 Retweets 1 Like rewatch arcÔ @YEAGERWIFE · 5m Replying to @itzyaboiereh OH MY GOD. 1 27

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Daphne K. Lee is out of office @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: "R e revenge bedtime procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

Daphne K. Lee is out of office @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: "R e revenge bedtime procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Holidays would be a little complicated

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Gasp

Koiby (5OJ0)) @koiby_ BREAKING: Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai reveals that he will no longer be voicing popular video game character, King Dedede. In an interview with him, Sakurai stated "I cannot voice a penguin because I am not, in fact, a penguin myself"

Koiby (5OJ0)) @koiby_ BREAKING: Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai reveals that he will no longer be voicing popular video game character, King Dedede. In an interview with him, Sakurai stated "I cannot voice a penguin because I am not, in fact, a penguin myself"

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I am fully convinced we are experiencing the apocalypse this year

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2020 Still Wilin'

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Impossible challenge

jomny sun @jonnysun high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed 1/19/18, 2:33 PM

jomny sun @jonnysun high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed 1/19/18, 2:33 PM

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Go Robert Mueller

Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" #SuperBowl2019Atlanta 5:59 PM · 2/3/19 · TweetDeck 1,808 Retweets 9,610 Likes

Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!" #SuperBowl2019Atlanta 5:59 PM · 2/3/19 · TweetDeck 1,808 Retweets 9,610 Likes

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My Wets

Ebert O @horsedivorce me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

Ebert O @horsedivorce me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

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Michael Rappaport Destroyed

5ft assassin Follow @southernjawn Replying to @MichaelRapaport @sleep2dream You literally look like you wake up and die everyday please spare me the cheap weave jokes T FF 9:29 PM - 4 Feb 2018 206 Retweets 459 Likes

5ft assassin Follow @southernjawn Replying to @MichaelRapaport @sleep2dream You literally look like you wake up and die everyday please spare me the cheap weave jokes T FF 9:29 PM - 4 Feb 2018 206 Retweets 459 Likes

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miss rat @babyrat ill slap jeff bezos bald head so hard its gonna sound like a screenshot 6:27 PM · 14 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

miss rat @babyrat ill slap jeff bezos bald head so hard its gonna sound like a screenshot 6:27 PM · 14 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Shaq Be Yellin

SHAQ Follow @SHAQ im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 1:49 PM - 20 Aug 2009 53,863 Retweets 64,407 Likes 329 27 54K 64K

SHAQ Follow @SHAQ im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 1:49 PM - 20 Aug 2009 53,863 Retweets 64,407 Likes 329 27 54K 64K

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