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Good Little Chaos Agent. @Sheldo.... 22h Hey man since this is just a larp and you wouldn't know but cutting between the supports is a bad idea. Blackmarsh Homestead ❤ @Re... . 5d Homesteaders shouldn't depend on power tools. If you want to be truly self-sufficient and/or prepared for an emergency, you cannot rely on machines that constantly need fuel, oil, and replacement parts you can't produce yourself. "When I need them, I'll learn how to use them." Show more 313 12.5K 57K ili 2.5M 1

Good Little Chaos Agent. @Sheldo.... 22h Hey man since this is just a larp and you wouldn't know but cutting between the supports is a bad idea. Blackmarsh Homestead ❤ @Re... . 5d Homesteaders shouldn't depend on power tools. If you want to be truly self-sufficient and/or prepared for an emergency, you cannot rely on machines that constantly need fuel, oil, and replacement parts you can't produce yourself. "When I need them, I'll learn how to use them." Show more 313 12.5K 57K ili 2.5M 1

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Who's arguing against spices?

Jeff @_FlipMan Indian food is the best on earth. Fight me. Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson It really is not. If your food requires you to put dirt spices all over it in order for it to be palatable, your food is not good. derek guy @dieworkwear european countries used to go to war for control over the spice trade in india

Jeff @_FlipMan Indian food is the best on earth. Fight me. Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson It really is not. If your food requires you to put dirt spices all over it in order for it to be palatable, your food is not good. derek guy @dieworkwear european countries used to go to war for control over the spice trade in india

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Seems a little out-of-touch

Public Citizen @Public Citizen Bank that pays its CEO $31 million and received a $12 billion bailout after crashing our economy tells poor people to stop being so irresponsible with their money. Chase @Chase > You: why is my balance so low Bank account: make coffee at home Bank account: eat the food that's already in the fridge Bank account: you don't need a cab, it's only three blocks You: I guess we'll never know Bank account: seriously? #MondayMotivation

Public Citizen @Public Citizen Bank that pays its CEO $31 million and received a $12 billion bailout after crashing our economy tells poor people to stop being so irresponsible with their money. Chase @Chase > You: why is my balance so low Bank account: make coffee at home Bank account: eat the food that's already in the fridge Bank account: you don't need a cab, it's only three blocks You: I guess we'll never know Bank account: seriously? #MondayMotivation

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This is sad

Public Citizen ✔ @Public_Citizen This is not a feel-good story; it's a dystopian nightmare. ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea .7h Texas teen Alondra Carmona is giving up her entire college savings to help pay for her mom's rent and prevent her being evicted. abc7ne.ws/36XweFg ...

Public Citizen ✔ @Public_Citizen This is not a feel-good story; it's a dystopian nightmare. ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea .7h Texas teen Alondra Carmona is giving up her entire college savings to help pay for her mom's rent and prevent her being evicted. abc7ne.ws/36XweFg ...

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Paying for the checkmark is crazy

summer @summerahrens - 8h yeah ur not doing this to me X 1 X HOME SCREEN NAME AND ICON Twitter An icon will be added to your home screen so you can quickly run this shortcut. twitter shortcut Twitter 461 18.3K 226K lil 4.4M CRVNE.eth @CRVNE_eth-3h I cant imagine bein this attached to an internet app 32 13 249 Il 154K ↑ summer @summerahrens. 3h ? ur the one paying for it 93 27280 19.5K ili 163K

summer @summerahrens - 8h yeah ur not doing this to me X 1 X HOME SCREEN NAME AND ICON Twitter An icon will be added to your home screen so you can quickly run this shortcut. twitter shortcut Twitter 461 18.3K 226K lil 4.4M CRVNE.eth @CRVNE_eth-3h I cant imagine bein this attached to an internet app 32 13 249 Il 154K ↑ summer @summerahrens. 3h ? ur the one paying for it 93 27280 19.5K ili 163K

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Costco chicken

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Hmmm...

Kristi Noem @KristiNoem In South Dakota, we're having babies! We're the number one state in the country for highest fertility rate because our people have HOPE and want to raise a family here! Mike Henriksen (First Person: Legendary SD Sports) @MikeHenriksen What she has forgotten to mention is that we are 2nd worse in infant mortality, and in the top 10 for teen pregnancy. We also have no Pre-K education, and turn down money to feed kids in need. We may birth them, but we sure don't take care of them! So, a weird, and sad, flex.

Kristi Noem @KristiNoem In South Dakota, we're having babies! We're the number one state in the country for highest fertility rate because our people have HOPE and want to raise a family here! Mike Henriksen (First Person: Legendary SD Sports) @MikeHenriksen What she has forgotten to mention is that we are 2nd worse in infant mortality, and in the top 10 for teen pregnancy. We also have no Pre-K education, and turn down money to feed kids in need. We may birth them, but we sure don't take care of them! So, a weird, and sad, flex.

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For real

0:05 Alex Kay ❤ @itsalexkay.1d I stop right next to you at Costco... what do you do? THE JFF? 53661 4.5K 1.7k 48K ili 3.8M Joey Swoll❤ @TheJoeySwoll⚫4h Tell you to stop filming strangers to try and get reactions to validate yourself on social media. People are NOT accessories for you to use on social media. 156 17273 11K Il 115K

0:05 Alex Kay ❤ @itsalexkay.1d I stop right next to you at Costco... what do you do? THE JFF? 53661 4.5K 1.7k 48K ili 3.8M Joey Swoll❤ @TheJoeySwoll⚫4h Tell you to stop filming strangers to try and get reactions to validate yourself on social media. People are NOT accessories for you to use on social media. 156 17273 11K Il 115K

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Let me stay home

@Dbernn + remote jobs are terrible for your mental health, I want to socialize with everyone I need to know if the woman in HR is going to get divorced or not money scent @MCoveteur you're the exact reason the rest of us wanna stay home

@Dbernn + remote jobs are terrible for your mental health, I want to socialize with everyone I need to know if the woman in HR is going to get divorced or not money scent @MCoveteur you're the exact reason the rest of us wanna stay home

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The extreme dreamer

CRES✶ @lesbtones Follow dont remember what i was dreaming about but i was locked the f lin

CRES✶ @lesbtones Follow dont remember what i was dreaming about but i was locked the f lin

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To describe something

San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert - 21h Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert - 21h Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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To profit

JorRaptor @Jorraptor Follow To put into perspective how crazy this is Spider Man 2 - $315 million The Last Of Us Part 2 - $220 million+ Horizon Forbidden West - $220 million God of War Ragnarok - $200 million Spider-Man 1 - $90 million Ghost of Tsushima - $60 million Horizon Zero Dawn - $47 million VGC VGC @VGC News 23h • Sony's Concord reportedly cost $400M to develop. vgc.news/news/sonys-con... D

JorRaptor @Jorraptor Follow To put into perspective how crazy this is Spider Man 2 - $315 million The Last Of Us Part 2 - $220 million+ Horizon Forbidden West - $220 million God of War Ragnarok - $200 million Spider-Man 1 - $90 million Ghost of Tsushima - $60 million Horizon Zero Dawn - $47 million VGC VGC @VGC News 23h • Sony's Concord reportedly cost $400M to develop. vgc.news/news/sonys-con... D

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To dunk on Taylor Swift fans

irene anna @enerianna ⚫ Sep 15 saying swifties won't vote bc we won't want to wait in line of all things is so funny that's probably one of our top 3 skills Rich M. @SouthSideRich64 Follow As soon as the Swifties realize they can't vote from their phone and have to go wait in line, this will all be forgotten. 7:16 PM 9/12/24.9 Views Lmaooooo rich has never been to record store day 576 176.2K 67K 1.1M

irene anna @enerianna ⚫ Sep 15 saying swifties won't vote bc we won't want to wait in line of all things is so funny that's probably one of our top 3 skills Rich M. @SouthSideRich64 Follow As soon as the Swifties realize they can't vote from their phone and have to go wait in line, this will all be forgotten. 7:16 PM 9/12/24.9 Views Lmaooooo rich has never been to record store day 576 176.2K 67K 1.1M

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To report on news

Mayor Eric Adams @NYCMayor Follow Earlier today, one of our officers was shot while protecting our subway system. I am relieved to report he is in good condition now, and we have arrested the suspect who put so many lives in danger. I cannot thank these officers enough for their bravery. ROOKDALE RINC ALT Readers added context they thought people might want to know Note needed. What the mayor neglects to mention in this post is that the officer was shot by other NYPD officers. Those same NYPD officers shot two other bystanders in an attempt to apprehend someone who did not pay the $2.90 fare to ride the NY subway. nytimes.com/2024/09/15/nyr... ALT Readers added context they thought people might want to know Note needed. What the mayor neglects to Do you find this helpful? Rate it Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more. 1:05.16 Sept 24 - 670K Views

Mayor Eric Adams @NYCMayor Follow Earlier today, one of our officers was shot while protecting our subway system. I am relieved to report he is in good condition now, and we have arrested the suspect who put so many lives in danger. I cannot thank these officers enough for their bravery. ROOKDALE RINC ALT Readers added context they thought people might want to know Note needed. What the mayor neglects to mention in this post is that the officer was shot by other NYPD officers. Those same NYPD officers shot two other bystanders in an attempt to apprehend someone who did not pay the $2.90 fare to ride the NY subway. nytimes.com/2024/09/15/nyr... ALT Readers added context they thought people might want to know Note needed. What the mayor neglects to Do you find this helpful? Rate it Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more. 1:05.16 Sept 24 - 670K Views

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To copyright an AI image

culturecrave 5h Al 'artist' is suing the U.S. Copyright Office for not letting him copyright his Al images He claims that people are 'blatantly and repeatedly stealing my work' Same person who used Midjourney to win an art competition a few years back

culturecrave 5h Al 'artist' is suing the U.S. Copyright Office for not letting him copyright his Al images He claims that people are 'blatantly and repeatedly stealing my work' Same person who used Midjourney to win an art competition a few years back

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To get a free ticket

K no Ryanair @Ryanair Post Follow Xovτpós Aлó Mɩкpós @spyrakos01.20h @Ryanair, after this shot I think I deserve some free tickets Corfu, Pontikonisi RYA R

K no Ryanair @Ryanair Post Follow Xovτpós Aлó Mɩкpós @spyrakos01.20h @Ryanair, after this shot I think I deserve some free tickets Corfu, Pontikonisi RYA R

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To act like you don't know a thing

Elon Musk x @elonmusk · Oct 1 How many people in music & entertainment knew about this? Rothmus Sickening. EDaily Mail @Rothmus Oct 1 MORE STORIES Diddy accused of abusing nine-year- old boy and spiking drinks with horse tranquilizer as 120 victims come forward with shocking claims By Maryann Martinez, Texas Bureau Chief For Dailymail.Com 19:47 01 Oct 2024, updated 20:16 01 Oct 2024 M GRAND LAS VEGAS 44K 119K 794K Il 152M ☐ 1 Anonymous lol bruh. @YourAnonNews • 37m P Diddy named as investor in Elon Musk's Twitter takeover Documents unsealed in federal court show P Diddy was an investor in Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter 57 215 2.1K lil 28K ☐ 1

Elon Musk x @elonmusk · Oct 1 How many people in music & entertainment knew about this? Rothmus Sickening. EDaily Mail @Rothmus Oct 1 MORE STORIES Diddy accused of abusing nine-year- old boy and spiking drinks with horse tranquilizer as 120 victims come forward with shocking claims By Maryann Martinez, Texas Bureau Chief For Dailymail.Com 19:47 01 Oct 2024, updated 20:16 01 Oct 2024 M GRAND LAS VEGAS 44K 119K 794K Il 152M ☐ 1 Anonymous lol bruh. @YourAnonNews • 37m P Diddy named as investor in Elon Musk's Twitter takeover Documents unsealed in federal court show P Diddy was an investor in Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter 57 215 2.1K lil 28K ☐ 1

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To stay neutral

2022 Elon Musk X @elonmusk Follow For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally 2024 MARS

2022 Elon Musk X @elonmusk Follow For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally 2024 MARS

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To enforce a meeting

Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official) @BirdRespecter *** Being an independent contractor si for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to foff in delightful ways. Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Man that s for you guys, but I'm not an employee. Please call me. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings 4:23 PM Jan 18, 2022 Twitter for Android No

Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official) @BirdRespecter *** Being an independent contractor si for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to foff in delightful ways. Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Man that s for you guys, but I'm not an employee. Please call me. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings 4:23 PM Jan 18, 2022 Twitter for Android No

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To make a point

X Elon Musk ✔☑ @elonmusk Subscribe Believe what you see, not what you're told the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest The Iron Snowflake Ok. I've been told you're a genius but I've only ever seen you behave like af moron

X Elon Musk ✔☑ @elonmusk Subscribe Believe what you see, not what you're told the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest The Iron Snowflake Ok. I've been told you're a genius but I've only ever seen you behave like af moron

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