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THE DAD The Dad @thedad When my wife was pregnant I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a fullwife and she shot my wife 11:20 AM 2022-06-04 . Buffer . 623 L S
THE DAD The Dad @thedad When my wife was pregnant I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a fullwife and she shot my wife 11:20 AM 2022-06-04 . Buffer . 623 L S

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Shout Out to Community Notes

Shout out to community notes Readers added context they thought people might want to know Do you find this helpful? Gotta be one of my favorite genders Rate it
Shout out to community notes Readers added context they thought people might want to know Do you find this helpful? Gotta be one of my favorite genders Rate it

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Jellyfish have got it figured out for sure

muhammad ali: float like a butterfly jellyfish: done muhammad ali: sting like a bee jellyfish: i am nailing this 2:12 PM 01 Mar 21- Twitter for iPhone 38.8K Retweets 377 Quote Tweets 321K Likes 27 John C - SweetManbrosia @TheOhi... - 5d Replying to @randyfactory Bruce Lee: "empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water." jelllyfish: "I could not be anymore mindless or like water"
muhammad ali: float like a butterfly jellyfish: done muhammad ali: sting like a bee jellyfish: i am nailing this 2:12 PM 01 Mar 21- Twitter for iPhone 38.8K Retweets 377 Quote Tweets 321K Likes 27 John C - SweetManbrosia @TheOhi... - 5d Replying to @randyfactory Bruce Lee: "empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water." jelllyfish: "I could not be anymore mindless or like water"

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@twittersupport execute this harlot

soro @cementenjoyer. 7h I do not bother arguing with anyone because I know all of my opinions are correct and facts 27 2 This Tweet is unavailable. Learn more soro @cementenjoyer Replying to @guiltron_ @twittersupport execute this harlot 6:04 PM 28 Mar 22 Twitter Web App :
soro @cementenjoyer. 7h I do not bother arguing with anyone because I know all of my opinions are correct and facts 27 2 This Tweet is unavailable. Learn more soro @cementenjoyer Replying to @guiltron_ @twittersupport execute this harlot 6:04 PM 28 Mar 22 Twitter Web App :

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Wise choice

Lucas Rush @lucasrush Replace the first 4 letters of both your names with F---.... I'm F---- F---. Jeremy Collingson @jcoollingson Ummmm... I think I'll sit this one
Lucas Rush @lucasrush Replace the first 4 letters of both your names with F---.... I'm F---- F---. Jeremy Collingson @jcoollingson Ummmm... I think I'll sit this one

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Brian Krassenstein tells people how to be intelligent and compassive

Brian Krassenstein > @krassenstein - Buy Bud Light - Goto Disney Land - Read books about racism - Read the New York Times - Watch PBS - Watch the NFL Say 'Happy Holidays' - Listen to NPR - Make a Transgender friend - Talk about Evolution Praise Dr. Anthony Fauci - Stick up for Colin Kaepernick - Take college courses about inequality and race - Teach your kids that gay people exist Hate and ignorance drive more conservative votes. Compassion and intelligence does the opposite. BANNED et-Tie SHERMAN ALEXIE CAUTION CAUTA LORD FLIES DE ARTIC RUNNER BEY KHALED HOSSEN the CATCHER RYE M KSFOR 27 PURPLE ALICE WALKER 1984 George Orwell 9:47 PM - Apr 12, 2023 1.2M Views ZORA NEALE HURSTON Stan HING BOOKS CHAD BE Toni Morrison Sadly 1,587 Retweets 310 Quotes 8,439 Likes 119 Bookmarks loved Q Shared for ** L STAMPED FROM THE BEGINNING tam Kendi ANGIE THOM THE HATE GIVE CAUTION
Brian Krassenstein > @krassenstein - Buy Bud Light - Goto Disney Land - Read books about racism - Read the New York Times - Watch PBS - Watch the NFL Say 'Happy Holidays' - Listen to NPR - Make a Transgender friend - Talk about Evolution Praise Dr. Anthony Fauci - Stick up for Colin Kaepernick - Take college courses about inequality and race - Teach your kids that gay people exist Hate and ignorance drive more conservative votes. Compassion and intelligence does the opposite. BANNED et-Tie SHERMAN ALEXIE CAUTION CAUTA LORD FLIES DE ARTIC RUNNER BEY KHALED HOSSEN the CATCHER RYE M KSFOR 27 PURPLE ALICE WALKER 1984 George Orwell 9:47 PM - Apr 12, 2023 1.2M Views ZORA NEALE HURSTON Stan HING BOOKS CHAD BE Toni Morrison Sadly 1,587 Retweets 310 Quotes 8,439 Likes 119 Bookmarks loved Q Shared for ** L STAMPED FROM THE BEGINNING tam Kendi ANGIE THOM THE HATE GIVE CAUTION

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Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

Steven (with a ph) @SJKSalisbury Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser? 3:12 PM Oct 11, 2019
Steven (with a ph) @SJKSalisbury Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser? 3:12 PM Oct 11, 2019

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Fairly Odd Twitter

Tetsuo @TetsuoTheGoat Real ones would've wished for this 500 Storm @DaRealBiggStorm - May 5 Timmy Turner really wasted them fairies Show this thread 10:21 PM - May 8, 2023-91K Views O I woulda been a billionaire :
Tetsuo @TetsuoTheGoat Real ones would've wished for this 500 Storm @DaRealBiggStorm - May 5 Timmy Turner really wasted them fairies Show this thread 10:21 PM - May 8, 2023-91K Views O I woulda been a billionaire :

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We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said “this is the earth” one of the kids booed

Wealthy Recluse @a_lolbrarian We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said "this is the earth" one of the kids booed 8:06 PM Jan 13, 2018
Wealthy Recluse @a_lolbrarian We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said "this is the earth" one of the kids booed 8:06 PM Jan 13, 2018

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Fate: Tempted

Cyy @cyynapse god damn it Cyy @cyynapse · May 2 if this actually comes out this month i will post my full c--- AND balls System Shock @SystemShockGame Mar 14 . It is I, SHODAN, the all-knowing, all-powerful Al that you so foolishly attempted to destroy. But fear not, I will return more formidable than ever. SYSTEM SHOCK releases on PC on 30 May 2023 More info: fal.cn/3wyNf BRE WILL DEAL WITH YOU ALL ON MAY 30TH SHODAN: ...
Cyy @cyynapse god damn it Cyy @cyynapse · May 2 if this actually comes out this month i will post my full c--- AND balls System Shock @SystemShockGame Mar 14 . It is I, SHODAN, the all-knowing, all-powerful Al that you so foolishly attempted to destroy. But fear not, I will return more formidable than ever. SYSTEM SHOCK releases on PC on 30 May 2023 More info: fal.cn/3wyNf BRE WILL DEAL WITH YOU ALL ON MAY 30TH SHODAN: ...

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welcome to business class

the hype @TheHyyyype flight attendant: welcome to business class me: thank u flight attendant: close ur books for a pop quiz me: oh f--- 4:05 PM - May 5, 2023 258.7K Views
the hype @TheHyyyype flight attendant: welcome to business class me: thank u flight attendant: close ur books for a pop quiz me: oh f--- 4:05 PM - May 5, 2023 258.7K Views

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Twitter Minor Moment

ADULTS ONLY!!! GTFO! ADULT CONVERSATION G YERER F--- OFF SEEW! STOP IT! YOU'RE GROSS! j m child WHY ARE YOU TALKING TOME!? PETS CHILE! Do! 'P---' DA
ADULTS ONLY!!! GTFO! ADULT CONVERSATION G YERER F--- OFF SEEW! STOP IT! YOU'RE GROSS! j m child WHY ARE YOU TALKING TOME!? PETS CHILE! Do! 'P---' DA

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Sources have told The Hollywood Reporter that a TV series version of The Twilight Saga, based on Stephenie Meyer's best-selling book series, is in early development. Reps for Lionsgate Television have reportedly declined to comment. Traducir Tweet NEWS A TWILIGHT TV SERIES IS REPORTEDLY IN DEVELOPMENT IGN | VIA: THE HOLLYWOD REPORTER
Sources have told The Hollywood Reporter that a TV series version of The Twilight Saga, based on Stephenie Meyer's best-selling book series, is in early development. Reps for Lionsgate Television have reportedly declined to comment. Traducir Tweet NEWS A TWILIGHT TV SERIES IS REPORTEDLY IN DEVELOPMENT IGN | VIA: THE HOLLYWOD REPORTER

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You can prove anything with analogies

NateTalksToYou @NateTalksToYou - 23h You can prove anything with analogies. 'straight marriage' just won't roll woman man woman woman marriage vs. straight 'marriage' teddy bear @teddy bear206 - Apr 13 Remember without hijab a girl will always sink. :
NateTalksToYou @NateTalksToYou - 23h You can prove anything with analogies. 'straight marriage' just won't roll woman man woman woman marriage vs. straight 'marriage' teddy bear @teddy bear206 - Apr 13 Remember without hijab a girl will always sink. :

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Dave AMID EVIL @DaveOshry BRUH?@!?@! CONSEQUENCE @consequence - 11 abr. Dethklok is teaming up with BABYMETAL for a 29-date co- headlining tour. Plus, Dethklok has announced the return of Metalocalypse with a new film, soundtrack, and album: cos.lv/N6NT50NFZYR hkly Bar 6:43 p. m. - 11 abr. 2023 -43,4 mil Reproducciones
Dave AMID EVIL @DaveOshry BRUH?@!?@! CONSEQUENCE @consequence - 11 abr. Dethklok is teaming up with BABYMETAL for a 29-date co- headlining tour. Plus, Dethklok has announced the return of Metalocalypse with a new film, soundtrack, and album: cos.lv/N6NT50NFZYR hkly Bar 6:43 p. m. - 11 abr. 2023 -43,4 mil Reproducciones

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It Happened Again

Jarred Luján - ATDAH ON 4/12 @jarredlujan My wife: did you get high and watch samurai movies again Me, crying: yes My wife: did he die because he was burdened by the very code he lives for again Me, my voice breaking into a s--: yes 7:52 PM • Mar 29, 2023 2.7M Views :
Jarred Luján - ATDAH ON 4/12 @jarredlujan My wife: did you get high and watch samurai movies again Me, crying: yes My wife: did he die because he was burdened by the very code he lives for again Me, my voice breaking into a s--: yes 7:52 PM • Mar 29, 2023 2.7M Views :

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Guy Tip

Rodney @SkinnyTuna Guy tip: make sure you dont like any music anyone else likes. thats what girls do. guys listen to random garbage that sucks 1:10 PM · Apr 6, 2023 · 195.5K Views
Rodney @SkinnyTuna Guy tip: make sure you dont like any music anyone else likes. thats what girls do. guys listen to random garbage that sucks 1:10 PM · Apr 6, 2023 · 195.5K Views

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Isn't the creator white?

Radio @Negative Bloom_ Isn't the creator white? star/nez TGAMM + MGADD + TOH SPOILERS @sunsapphic TOH SPOILERS and this is why white people will forever be losers that horrible curse. 0:48 152.4K views 7:16 PM - Apr 9, 2023 48.1K Views : :
Radio @Negative Bloom_ Isn't the creator white? star/nez TGAMM + MGADD + TOH SPOILERS @sunsapphic TOH SPOILERS and this is why white people will forever be losers that horrible curse. 0:48 152.4K views 7:16 PM - Apr 9, 2023 48.1K Views : :

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Playing "Hard To Get"

← Thread My friend didn't reply to her man for two weeks and told me that "you gotta give them time to miss you" and now he's got a new girl LMFAOOOO 6:50 PM Jun 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 28.2K Retweets 224.6K Likes < 27
← Thread My friend didn't reply to her man for two weeks and told me that "you gotta give them time to miss you" and now he's got a new girl LMFAOOOO 6:50 PM Jun 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 28.2K Retweets 224.6K Likes < 27

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