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my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me

dylan @dylanceeee my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me "whos the handsomest man in the world" and i said “uh.. you?" and he goes "false its f------ Ryan Reynolds" 11:11 AM - Jul 14, 2018 - Twitter for iPhone 126.3K Retweets 6,007 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes 27
dylan @dylanceeee my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me "whos the handsomest man in the world" and i said “uh.. you?" and he goes "false its f------ Ryan Reynolds" 11:11 AM - Jul 14, 2018 - Twitter for iPhone 126.3K Retweets 6,007 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes 27

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Cumoolonimbus

Freddy McKinney @FreddyMcKinneyR A year ago today I took a photo of a cow de
Freddy McKinney @FreddyMcKinneyR A year ago today I took a photo of a cow de

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saints row breast slider thread

Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty 19h Replying to @Christina Tasty I felt as the professional opinion on breast sliders, I had to comment. I actually laughed when I hit 100 like a sad trombone could be heard in the distance. How can I have fun if I can't turn my character into a silicone barbie doll? 97 125 653 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty - 19h Note: Both characters are at 100%. They can't get any bigger. 7 22 10 455 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty 18h The thing that hurts the most is that it was exactly what I expected and I was hoping that the devs were better than that. They've got this new slider system in place that helps modify the body but despite all the new options the actual body size is nerfed even for muscle/fat. 2 2 16 45 gw 408 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty- 18h Like replacing three really good flavours of ice cream for 50 flavours of schlop. You can argue about the story changes from SR2 to SRTT but stylistically it allowed a lot more freedom and it seems they've just gone back to SR2 without the additional stuff that made SR2 good 22 17 350
Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty 19h Replying to @Christina Tasty I felt as the professional opinion on breast sliders, I had to comment. I actually laughed when I hit 100 like a sad trombone could be heard in the distance. How can I have fun if I can't turn my character into a silicone barbie doll? 97 125 653 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty - 19h Note: Both characters are at 100%. They can't get any bigger. 7 22 10 455 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty 18h The thing that hurts the most is that it was exactly what I expected and I was hoping that the devs were better than that. They've got this new slider system in place that helps modify the body but despite all the new options the actual body size is nerfed even for muscle/fat. 2 2 16 45 gw 408 Christina Tasty @Christina Tasty- 18h Like replacing three really good flavours of ice cream for 50 flavours of schlop. You can argue about the story changes from SR2 to SRTT but stylistically it allowed a lot more freedom and it seems they've just gone back to SR2 without the additional stuff that made SR2 good 22 17 350

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I want a full version of this song

My daughter thought MC Hammer was pronounced as if he was Scottish: 'McHammer' 5:14 PM 1/23/21. Twitter for iPhone 326 Retweets 122 Quote Tweets 2,770 Likes 12 Ru Pringle @RuPringle 1/23/21 Replying to @garethlpowell Ye canna titch this! Ye canna titch this! Ma, ma, ma, ma Music dings me sae haurd Maks me say 'Och, ma laird Thank ye fur blissin me Wi a mynd tae rhyme an twa hypit feet!"
My daughter thought MC Hammer was pronounced as if he was Scottish: 'McHammer' 5:14 PM 1/23/21. Twitter for iPhone 326 Retweets 122 Quote Tweets 2,770 Likes 12 Ru Pringle @RuPringle 1/23/21 Replying to @garethlpowell Ye canna titch this! Ye canna titch this! Ma, ma, ma, ma Music dings me sae haurd Maks me say 'Och, ma laird Thank ye fur blissin me Wi a mynd tae rhyme an twa hypit feet!"

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People who complain about how everything is about racism now will get their monkey's paw wish in roughly a decade...

marquis de posade @acczibit People who complain about how everything is about racism now will get their monkey's paw wish in roughly a decade when the first millennials turn 50 and ageism becomes the singular all-consuming issue for around 30 years 3:35 AM - May 27, 2022. Twitter for Android 18 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 184 Likes 27
marquis de posade @acczibit People who complain about how everything is about racism now will get their monkey's paw wish in roughly a decade when the first millennials turn 50 and ageism becomes the singular all-consuming issue for around 30 years 3:35 AM - May 27, 2022. Twitter for Android 18 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 184 Likes 27

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I know that feel

marcuss @DrugsMedia It's so awkward when I finish a movie and I really enjoyed it just to come online and see people saying it's the worst movie they ever seen 2:24 PM-2021-12-27 Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 4,104 Quote Tweets 123K Likes
marcuss @DrugsMedia It's so awkward when I finish a movie and I really enjoyed it just to come online and see people saying it's the worst movie they ever seen 2:24 PM-2021-12-27 Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 4,104 Quote Tweets 123K Likes

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Yep, this one is doing numbers

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. 1 Retweet 2 Likes 12 ♡ û @eyesneverliechico But I do, and people are starting to notice.
For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. 1 Retweet 2 Likes 12 ♡ û @eyesneverliechico But I do, and people are starting to notice.

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Who said studying for The Bar can't be fun as hell?

... MaShikai @TheMaShiKai Who said studying for The Bar can't be fun as hell? Force not justified Imminent harm Force justified Accomplice liability (liable for assisted & foreseeable crimes) URUND Bank Direct liability for murder Accomplice liability for murder Foreseeable murder World 11:18 PM . May 18, 2022. Twitter Web App Accomplice No imminent harm Accomplice Principal
... MaShikai @TheMaShiKai Who said studying for The Bar can't be fun as hell? Force not justified Imminent harm Force justified Accomplice liability (liable for assisted & foreseeable crimes) URUND Bank Direct liability for murder Accomplice liability for murder Foreseeable murder World 11:18 PM . May 18, 2022. Twitter Web App Accomplice No imminent harm Accomplice Principal

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"My little sister has been really struggling with a health condition lately and finally got to see a doctor. They charged her $40 for crying."

ember ID: Group Name: Policy/Group #: Claim Number: Date of Provider Service Description Billed VISUAL ACUITY 01/21/22 $20.00 01/21/22 HEMOGLOBIN $15.00 PT-FOCUSED HLTH 01/21/22 $30.00 CAPILLARY BLOOD $30.00 01/21/22 DRAW BRIEF EMOTIONAL/BEHAV $40.00 01/21/22 ASSMT PREV VISIT EST AGE 18-39 $350.00 01/21/22 How to File an Appeal Whenever your claims are denied in whole or in part, you hav how you can file an appeal. Consumer assistance in your state Office of the Healthcare Advocate P.O. Box 1543 Provider M SCREEN M RISK ASSMT Inc N Di $3
ember ID: Group Name: Policy/Group #: Claim Number: Date of Provider Service Description Billed VISUAL ACUITY 01/21/22 $20.00 01/21/22 HEMOGLOBIN $15.00 PT-FOCUSED HLTH 01/21/22 $30.00 CAPILLARY BLOOD $30.00 01/21/22 DRAW BRIEF EMOTIONAL/BEHAV $40.00 01/21/22 ASSMT PREV VISIT EST AGE 18-39 $350.00 01/21/22 How to File an Appeal Whenever your claims are denied in whole or in part, you hav how you can file an appeal. Consumer assistance in your state Office of the Healthcare Advocate P.O. Box 1543 Provider M SCREEN M RISK ASSMT Inc N Di $3

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"The best way to change a pro censorship's mind is to censor them"

RGE (Blade Devil live now... 17h If you really want to die on your moral high ground as they take everything from you, be my guest. But you wont take me down with you. ben / SINISTER B 17h Isn't this literally supporting censorship? twitter.com/RageGoldenEagl... 5 10 48 RGE (Blade Devil live now ... . 17h ●●● I'm generally a free speech absolutist, but the golden rule is one of the few things that takes precedence. People who support censoring others. SHOULD be censored themselves until they stop supporting censorship. go
RGE (Blade Devil live now... 17h If you really want to die on your moral high ground as they take everything from you, be my guest. But you wont take me down with you. ben / SINISTER B 17h Isn't this literally supporting censorship? twitter.com/RageGoldenEagl... 5 10 48 RGE (Blade Devil live now ... . 17h ●●● I'm generally a free speech absolutist, but the golden rule is one of the few things that takes precedence. People who support censoring others. SHOULD be censored themselves until they stop supporting censorship. go

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Actually Doctor Pepper is the guy who created it. What you're drinking is really Pepper's Monster

OnionTM (they/them) •.. @ASovietOnion Actually Doctor Pepper is the guy who created it. What you're drinking is really Pepper's Monster 3:40 PM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter Web App
OnionTM (they/them) •.. @ASovietOnion Actually Doctor Pepper is the guy who created it. What you're drinking is really Pepper's Monster 3:40 PM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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"Russians are spoon-fed cynicism, mockery, and nihilism. They are told endless tales about the glorious past, but given hardly anything to hope for in the terrifying future," Anne Applebaum writes.

The Atlantic O @TheAtlantic · May 11 "Russians are spoon-fed cynicism, mockery, and nihilism. They are told endless tales about the glorious past, but given hardly anything to hope for in the terrifying future," @anneapplebaum writes: theatlantic.com World War II Is AlI That Putin Has Left The regime offers Russians little more than selective memories of Soviet-era military triumph. 278 t7 377 266
The Atlantic O @TheAtlantic · May 11 "Russians are spoon-fed cynicism, mockery, and nihilism. They are told endless tales about the glorious past, but given hardly anything to hope for in the terrifying future," @anneapplebaum writes: theatlantic.com World War II Is AlI That Putin Has Left The regime offers Russians little more than selective memories of Soviet-era military triumph. 278 t7 377 266

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Out of control

tay @taylvr life is a highway and i'm hydroplaning violently into the cement divider 3:30 PM · 3/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,372 Retweets 10.1K Likes
tay @taylvr life is a highway and i'm hydroplaning violently into the cement divider 3:30 PM · 3/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,372 Retweets 10.1K Likes

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A notebook from 1918 that belonged to an 8-year-old girl (grandmother of the one who photographed it and posted it on Twitter)

anımals len les de insuctos madilgurar Anumal Tupo series praralilas sreaeion de la mis ma piel En el medo parličular mode aluminlan malernas negetales osos en una son Vanen platcas gozam ce esas o del sunla moveliclad to quie permrite al ani enanclh sunte de algun pilgo alımantanu inros eavse la proseimidad Vaven en mal a Sa Wo.lda de insie la mulila asi como to dos los dem madyqunas muy agueciada desdentados es earnl es maludia imgular por de su la Orden lig uminto En lugar de temn los pebes ligin 4 dakinguen de lon demas! mamiferos loha in la enal llevan sus como mamifras solue ed upurion lalerales del eueyro y la lieme la qui. cullpo lime lo eakga los pube oe la por ana hyuelos duante la pee edad esla protigida poé una tels anemalo pueden ser Eilas anim earnivou0s. por. eseamoia y my buberoros e msccleroos eoraz a eritlente de Esta eoaga alecas ououa dupuala s sL compone en
anımals len les de insuctos madilgurar Anumal Tupo series praralilas sreaeion de la mis ma piel En el medo parličular mode aluminlan malernas negetales osos en una son Vanen platcas gozam ce esas o del sunla moveliclad to quie permrite al ani enanclh sunte de algun pilgo alımantanu inros eavse la proseimidad Vaven en mal a Sa Wo.lda de insie la mulila asi como to dos los dem madyqunas muy agueciada desdentados es earnl es maludia imgular por de su la Orden lig uminto En lugar de temn los pebes ligin 4 dakinguen de lon demas! mamiferos loha in la enal llevan sus como mamifras solue ed upurion lalerales del eueyro y la lieme la qui. cullpo lime lo eakga los pube oe la por ana hyuelos duante la pee edad esla protigida poé una tels anemalo pueden ser Eilas anim earnivou0s. por. eseamoia y my buberoros e msccleroos eoraz a eritlente de Esta eoaga alecas ououa dupuala s sL compone en

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Wholesome Drunk Husband

mckena @kena_fab last night my husband was drunk and he texts me this.. iMessage Yesterday 12:48 am You're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had I'm your wife @textsofyu OMG THAT'S AWESOME DARKWEBFANS COM
mckena @kena_fab last night my husband was drunk and he texts me this.. iMessage Yesterday 12:48 am You're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had I'm your wife @textsofyu OMG THAT'S AWESOME DARKWEBFANS COM

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honorary beifong @SAYwhatQ_ · 20h К. ROYALE @royalepains · 20h I hate the word "“potassium" like Lmao0o Show this thread 483 t7 20.4K 159.1K honorary beifong @SAYwhatQ_ · 20h ... this science in me jumped out, i couldn't let this opportunity go Imao. 10 17 119 4,679
honorary beifong @SAYwhatQ_ · 20h К. ROYALE @royalepains · 20h I hate the word "“potassium" like Lmao0o Show this thread 483 t7 20.4K 159.1K honorary beifong @SAYwhatQ_ · 20h ... this science in me jumped out, i couldn't let this opportunity go Imao. 10 17 119 4,679

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New Twitter Copypasta Policy (May 2022)

What happens if my Tweets have limited visibility? Limiting the visibility of Tweets means that they may not appear in certain parts of the Twitter product, and/or may not be recommended or amplified by Twitter. Some of the ways we may do this include: making Tweets ineligible for amplification in Top Search results and on Trends; • not recommending Tweets in timelines of users who don't follow the Tweet author; downranking Tweets in replies; and excluding Tweets and/or accounts in email or in-product recommendations. Duplicate content or copypasta Tweets remain visible to users who follow the Tweet author. Learn more about other instances when a Tweet's visibility may be limited. Examples of behavior for which we limit visibility under this policy include: • identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts, even if the users involved only use one account; duplicate or copy-pasted Tweets that may disrupt the experience of others, including mentioning users or using hashtags with the same Tweet content in concert with other accounts. Examples of behavior for which we do not limit visibility under this policy include: Retweeting existing content using the Retweet feature; and copy-pasting, or Tweeting existing content, combined with your own unique content, commentary, or reaction, or explicitly quoting the copied content.
What happens if my Tweets have limited visibility? Limiting the visibility of Tweets means that they may not appear in certain parts of the Twitter product, and/or may not be recommended or amplified by Twitter. Some of the ways we may do this include: making Tweets ineligible for amplification in Top Search results and on Trends; • not recommending Tweets in timelines of users who don't follow the Tweet author; downranking Tweets in replies; and excluding Tweets and/or accounts in email or in-product recommendations. Duplicate content or copypasta Tweets remain visible to users who follow the Tweet author. Learn more about other instances when a Tweet's visibility may be limited. Examples of behavior for which we limit visibility under this policy include: • identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts, even if the users involved only use one account; duplicate or copy-pasted Tweets that may disrupt the experience of others, including mentioning users or using hashtags with the same Tweet content in concert with other accounts. Examples of behavior for which we do not limit visibility under this policy include: Retweeting existing content using the Retweet feature; and copy-pasting, or Tweeting existing content, combined with your own unique content, commentary, or reaction, or explicitly quoting the copied content.

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New Twitter Copypasta Policy (May 2022)

Twitter Safety @TwitterSafety We've been continuously working to combat spammy & duplicative content on Twitter at scale and our new Copypasta and Duplicate Content policy clarifies what constitutes a violation along with what happens when it is violated. help.twitter.com/rules-and-poli. Twitter Comms @TwitterComms · Aug 26, 2020 We've seen an increase in 'copypasta,' an attempt by many accounts to copy, paste, and Tweet the same phrase. When we see this behavior, we may limit the visibility of the Tweets. help.twitter.com/en/safety-and-. 12:00 PM · May 10, 2022 · Twitter Web App
Twitter Safety @TwitterSafety We've been continuously working to combat spammy & duplicative content on Twitter at scale and our new Copypasta and Duplicate Content policy clarifies what constitutes a violation along with what happens when it is violated. help.twitter.com/rules-and-poli. Twitter Comms @TwitterComms · Aug 26, 2020 We've seen an increase in 'copypasta,' an attempt by many accounts to copy, paste, and Tweet the same phrase. When we see this behavior, we may limit the visibility of the Tweets. help.twitter.com/en/safety-and-. 12:00 PM · May 10, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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When someone turns off the replies on a tweet

"open the replies. stop having it be closed." 00
"open the replies. stop having it be closed." 00

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Spunchbob

Moussume (commissions open link in pi... @Moussume I just remembered my dream from last night where I was in florida and for some reason there was a spunchbob water fountain that exploded and flooded the entire state and and dream tweeted "florida </3" and got a world record in twitter likes for it LIVE Dream @dreamwastaken Florida </3 12:00 PM · Aug 9, 2021 57.8K Retweets 2.3М Q BREAKING NEWS SPONCHBOP FOUNTAII 2:02 MILLIONS OF FLORIDA RESIDENTS LEFT HOMELES
Moussume (commissions open link in pi... @Moussume I just remembered my dream from last night where I was in florida and for some reason there was a spunchbob water fountain that exploded and flooded the entire state and and dream tweeted "florida </3" and got a world record in twitter likes for it LIVE Dream @dreamwastaken Florida </3 12:00 PM · Aug 9, 2021 57.8K Retweets 2.3М Q BREAKING NEWS SPONCHBOP FOUNTAII 2:02 MILLIONS OF FLORIDA RESIDENTS LEFT HOMELES

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