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Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb

Follow "As an outsider, what's your view on intelligence?" ntsako @JoyManganye. 1d "The lights are on but nobody's home" is such a brutal way to say somebody's dumb

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She is Steam

claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %

claire 5h tired and don't have my glasses on and i thought you were steam Steam Kea2d You ever quit a job application halfway through because they asking too much?? 39 12.8K 36.1K ili 427K ☐ %

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Nice

@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. • 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes

@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. • 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes

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Friends don't let friends run people over

FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole My friend is such a dangerous driver - uses her phone, speeds etc - she's a great person but I'm terrified she'll cause an accident so I purposely directed her down a road I knew a speed camera, she already had points and ended up losing her licence...but the streets are safer.

FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole My friend is such a dangerous driver - uses her phone, speeds etc - she's a great person but I'm terrified she'll cause an accident so I purposely directed her down a road I knew a speed camera, she already had points and ended up losing her licence...but the streets are safer.

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The definition of chaotic good

Counterfeit Folger's @CTFTNobles I'm a long-haired Native who doesn't steal, so whenever I get followed in a store I keep the employee on my tail for as long as possible, to make it a little easier for people who need to steal to get what they need 10:40 AM - 04 Jul 19 Twitter Web App

Counterfeit Folger's @CTFTNobles I'm a long-haired Native who doesn't steal, so whenever I get followed in a store I keep the employee on my tail for as long as possible, to make it a little easier for people who need to steal to get what they need 10:40 AM - 04 Jul 19 Twitter Web App

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Let us hibernate

Roy Graham @Grayhaem Mankind wasn't meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months

Roy Graham @Grayhaem Mankind wasn't meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months

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Heroic chimps?

From foundsatan community on Reddit The Crusty Crackpat Podcast The Crusty Crackpot Podcast @CrustyCrackpot Did You Know chimps will sometimes beat their resource-hoarding overlords to death in public and then eat the corpse in defiance? Follow us for more financial advice. Chimps beat up, murder and then cannibalise their former tyrant | Ne.. newscientist.com

From foundsatan community on Reddit The Crusty Crackpat Podcast The Crusty Crackpot Podcast @CrustyCrackpot Did You Know chimps will sometimes beat their resource-hoarding overlords to death in public and then eat the corpse in defiance? Follow us for more financial advice. Chimps beat up, murder and then cannibalise their former tyrant | Ne.. newscientist.com

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Legendary dad

@ni Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots. they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn't master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.

@ni Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots. they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn't master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.

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Lakitu

steely beam of sunlig... Follow @Espeonkin mario: mama mia! I've-a gotta save-a the princess! the diabolical lakitu: Women Posting W's @womenpostin... .1d Okay this one takes it home PEEDS Calm MOUNT VERNON DALE Calm HARRISBURG Calm PADUCAH 3 ON CITY 21:51 - 26 Aug 24 689K Views Heartland buzz Southeast HEALTH

steely beam of sunlig... Follow @Espeonkin mario: mama mia! I've-a gotta save-a the princess! the diabolical lakitu: Women Posting W's @womenpostin... .1d Okay this one takes it home PEEDS Calm MOUNT VERNON DALE Calm HARRISBURG Calm PADUCAH 3 ON CITY 21:51 - 26 Aug 24 689K Views Heartland buzz Southeast HEALTH

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Need that

YUP Yup That Exists @yupthtexists This company makes frying pans that have medieval swords as handles. They call them the Eggscalibur.

YUP Yup That Exists @yupthtexists This company makes frying pans that have medieval swords as handles. They call them the Eggscalibur.

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Ugh

anabel My son told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked him, "How small?" He replied, "Just you, me, and the principal." epicfunnypage @epicfunnypage He's going places.. not college.. but places

anabel My son told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked him, "How small?" He replied, "Just you, me, and the principal." epicfunnypage @epicfunnypage He's going places.. not college.. but places

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For real, though

Ben McDonald @Bmac0507 this should be illegal TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac if I bite into a donut and beans come out someone is getting hurt

Ben McDonald @Bmac0507 this should be illegal TWENTY JUAN SAVAGE @juannisaac if I bite into a donut and beans come out someone is getting hurt

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Walking fixes everything

Tired? go for a walk Bored? go for a walk Addicted to your phone? go for a walk Overweight? go for a walk Vegan? go for a walk Craving drugs, pc..., etc? go for a walk Need to think? go for a walk Stomach ache? go for a walk No friends? go for walk Walking is the answer to most problems... One of the most magical health cures in the world. 6:06 AM Sep 11, 2024 93.8K Views Subscribe

Tired? go for a walk Bored? go for a walk Addicted to your phone? go for a walk Overweight? go for a walk Vegan? go for a walk Craving drugs, pc..., etc? go for a walk Need to think? go for a walk Stomach ache? go for a walk No friends? go for walk Walking is the answer to most problems... One of the most magical health cures in the world. 6:06 AM Sep 11, 2024 93.8K Views Subscribe

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This is kind of funny

.18h my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you" IN CASE OF FIRE USE STAIRWAY TO EXT DO NOT TELEVATOR 2.5K 17 58K 620K Il 14M

.18h my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you" IN CASE OF FIRE USE STAIRWAY TO EXT DO NOT TELEVATOR 2.5K 17 58K 620K Il 14M

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Thanks, mystery person

1:58 Post 95 @WagwarnSunshine You can do it, you just have to try 12:39 PM - 9/20/24 3.1K Views 1 Quote 1 Like ● 27 ཁ <]

1:58 Post 95 @WagwarnSunshine You can do it, you just have to try 12:39 PM - 9/20/24 3.1K Views 1 Quote 1 Like ● 27 ཁ <]

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Whatever you say

pacartare .6h Life is simple. It is a mirror. The more joyful you feel, the more good comes from you. When your life isn't going well, all it is is a signal that you need to move into a higher vibrational state. Life is magnetically pulling you to become your highest self. ○ 5 1767 521 ili 23K ☐ 1

pacartare .6h Life is simple. It is a mirror. The more joyful you feel, the more good comes from you. When your life isn't going well, all it is is a signal that you need to move into a higher vibrational state. Life is magnetically pulling you to become your highest self. ○ 5 1767 521 ili 23K ☐ 1

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So this is insane

.18h Depression for men is really just a sign someone isn't working hard enough. If you're constantly grinding you don't really have time to process all the noise around you. The Arnold documentary is a good example of that, just constant movement. 46 103 1.1K lil 47K ☐ 1

.18h Depression for men is really just a sign someone isn't working hard enough. If you're constantly grinding you don't really have time to process all the noise around you. The Arnold documentary is a good example of that, just constant movement. 46 103 1.1K lil 47K ☐ 1

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Exercise cures all

heythemnaji 21h + I studied Psychology and I believe exercise is more effective in treating mental health issues than medication. 2.1K Q320 250 42 orcas.sinking.yachts 2h And now you're selling social media post templates, so maybe your opinions on healthcare aren't worth all that much. 509 Q13 4 ☑

heythemnaji 21h + I studied Psychology and I believe exercise is more effective in treating mental health issues than medication. 2.1K Q320 250 42 orcas.sinking.yachts 2h And now you're selling social media post templates, so maybe your opinions on healthcare aren't worth all that much. 509 Q13 4 ☑

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Bet it was funny though

Mel @yourbiz I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy

Mel @yourbiz I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy

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I bet it was funny though

Mel @yourbizsucks I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy

Mel @yourbizsucks I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy

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