Twitter / X - Images

Sorted By:

Super sleuth

Tink @tinkx18 Do you remember sitting mad still in the living room with your family watching tv when it was your bed time so they would magically forget you were there and not send you to bed?
Tink @tinkx18 Do you remember sitting mad still in the living room with your family watching tv when it was your bed time so they would magically forget you were there and not send you to bed?

Twitter / X
/r/meirl me irl relatable memes memes relatable mood

Oh John Mayer

John Mayer @JohnMayer If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it's just "congratulations about your face." 10/19/17, 2:45 PM
John Mayer @JohnMayer If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it's just "congratulations about your face." 10/19/17, 2:45 PM

Twitter / X
/r/mademesmile made me smile wholesome blessed blessed images wholesome images aww john mayer

Look closely

Nick Robinson @Babylonian it's gone now, but this tweet from the official Madden account is the funniest thing i've ever seen. merry christmas tmblr.co/ZgltSy2G19uQ4 The perfect for every fan's RETWEET for your chance to win this #Madden17 @Xbox One S! XBOX ONE 1TB/To FA XBOX ONE SPORTS MADDEN Xbox and Rob Gronkowski
Nick Robinson @Babylonian it's gone now, but this tweet from the official Madden account is the funniest thing i've ever seen. merry christmas tmblr.co/ZgltSy2G19uQ4 The perfect for every fan's RETWEET for your chance to win this #Madden17 @Xbox One S! XBOX ONE 1TB/To FA XBOX ONE SPORTS MADDEN Xbox and Rob Gronkowski

Twitter / X
/r/corporatefacepalm corporate facepalm facepalm madden xbox

Talking to themselves

Doritos @Doritos. 1h Doritos lovin' this rent-free space inside your head Chester Cheetah @Che....3h "Flamin' Hot" @doritos are only good when Cheetos have sold out. good morning. 17 2717 238 ↑ war holes @NotDental Replying to @Doritos y'all are owned by the same company shut the fk up. 9:05 AM 4/27/21 Twitter for iPhone
Doritos @Doritos. 1h Doritos lovin' this rent-free space inside your head Chester Cheetah @Che....3h "Flamin' Hot" @doritos are only good when Cheetos have sold out. good morning. 17 2717 238 ↑ war holes @NotDental Replying to @Doritos y'all are owned by the same company shut the fk up. 9:05 AM 4/27/21 Twitter for iPhone

Twitter / X
/r/corporatefacepalm corporate facepalm facepalm doritos twitter

Tippy toes

← TAGAIN Right Wing Cope Post @RightWingCope Tim Pool, what's with the tippy toes dude Follow 600 9:30 AM 9/5/24 276K Views 736 Reposts 85 Quotes 14K Likes 182 Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies < Top B業 @BriocheWindows 7h ↑ 600 Tim isn't even that short, he's just your average 5'9" guy. Solid middle of the road height for an American. Q39 27 24 ili 12K ☐
← TAGAIN Right Wing Cope Post @RightWingCope Tim Pool, what's with the tippy toes dude Follow 600 9:30 AM 9/5/24 276K Views 736 Reposts 85 Quotes 14K Likes 182 Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies < Top B業 @BriocheWindows 7h ↑ 600 Tim isn't even that short, he's just your average 5'9" guy. Solid middle of the road height for an American. Q39 27 24 ili 12K ☐

Twitter / X
cringe cringeworthy sad cringe cringe pics cringe moments twitter

Major fail

127.0.0.1 Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ❤ L
127.0.0.1 Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ❤ L

Twitter / X
/r/recruitinghell recruiting hell jobs work recruiting job fails linkedin

Real

Clarissa Maycock @ClarissaDM Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? via @MBA ish Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.
Clarissa Maycock @ClarissaDM Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? via @MBA ish Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.

Twitter / X
/r/recruitinghell recruiting hell jobs work recruiting job fails

Wonder how people are gonna take this

Christina | D-Cup de los Mu... 07 Jul "All games are political" says the extremely smart individual who can't tell the difference between Metal Gear Solid, BioShock and this picture. 00 16 1 383 1,264
Christina | D-Cup de los Mu... 07 Jul "All games are political" says the extremely smart individual who can't tell the difference between Metal Gear Solid, BioShock and this picture. 00 16 1 383 1,264

Twitter / X
politics art family guy peter griffin donald trump trump beter twitter x

Let's get ready

Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

Twitter / X
boeing starliner astronaut prank planet of the apes disguise fursuit

Oh, definitely

From NonPoliticalTwitter community on Reddit shelby lorman @sdlorman did a rooster write this ??? what do roosters do 600 ☑ All News Videos Images Maps Shopping B The roosters may break up hen fights, find and give treats to then hens, encourage egg- laying, and even monitor the nest boxes. Roosters are beautiful. Roosters are classic farmyard icons, and they are gorgeous to look at in many cases. Roosters have a lot of personality. Dec 8, 2020
From NonPoliticalTwitter community on Reddit shelby lorman @sdlorman did a rooster write this ??? what do roosters do 600 ☑ All News Videos Images Maps Shopping B The roosters may break up hen fights, find and give treats to then hens, encourage egg- laying, and even monitor the nest boxes. Roosters are beautiful. Roosters are classic farmyard icons, and they are gorgeous to look at in many cases. Roosters have a lot of personality. Dec 8, 2020

Twitter / X
/r/comedyheaven comedy heaven not funny memes

Big shoutout

Nathan Pyle shout out to the stranger who offered to take our family pic and left us a beautiful surprise too ALT 4:03 PM 12/14/23 1,422 Views . Cra
Nathan Pyle shout out to the stranger who offered to take our family pic and left us a beautiful surprise too ALT 4:03 PM 12/14/23 1,422 Views . Cra

Twitter / X
/r/comedyheaven comedy heaven not funny memes nathan pyle

Very cool Dan

Dan White @atdanwhite Follow My friend Mitch's wife got drunk and let it slip that they haven't made love in 3 years because he's addicted to online p so tonight I surprised them with my famous baked beef rigatoni.
Dan White @atdanwhite Follow My friend Mitch's wife got drunk and let it slip that they haven't made love in 3 years because he's addicted to online p so tonight I surprised them with my famous baked beef rigatoni.

Twitter / X
/r/comedyheaven comedy heaven not funny memes

What a time to be alive

Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland 600 I get a dozen robocalls and scam texts a day because a meat thermometer I bought 4 years ago made me register to their website for it to work and they had a data breach. What a wonderful time to be alive.
Simon Holland ✔ @simoncholland 600 I get a dozen robocalls and scam texts a day because a meat thermometer I bought 4 years ago made me register to their website for it to work and they had a data breach. What a wonderful time to be alive.

Twitter / X
/r/comedyheaven comedy heaven not funny memes spam calls data twitter

Tragedy...

BAFTA Del Walker @TheCartelDel Follow Vinesh Phogat just got Disqualified right before the Final, which would have been India's first Gold medal in wrestling. A visualization of this tragedy... Sw INDIA SPORTS CUNCIATI DISQUALIFIED Vinesh Phogat has been disqualified from Paris Olympics as she weighed 100 grams more than 50Kg, She will miss out on the medal and will be ranked last 100
BAFTA Del Walker @TheCartelDel Follow Vinesh Phogat just got Disqualified right before the Final, which would have been India's first Gold medal in wrestling. A visualization of this tragedy... Sw INDIA SPORTS CUNCIATI DISQUALIFIED Vinesh Phogat has been disqualified from Paris Olympics as she weighed 100 grams more than 50Kg, She will miss out on the medal and will be ranked last 100

Twitter / X
/r/comedyheaven comedy heaven not funny memes the olympics

He really did that

Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made
Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made

Twitter / X
/r/chaoticgood chaotic good mad lads madlads

This is okay

@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes
@ndreFr baby food was $60 and da lady card cancelled so ofc I stole it and caught her in the parking lot to give it to her 10:52 PM ⚫ Jun 19, 2023 from South Carolina, USA. 851.7K Views 3,085 Retweets 938 Quotes 29.5K Likes

Twitter / X
/r/chaoticgood chaotic good mad lads madlads

Classic

natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise
natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise

Twitter / X
/r/chaoticgood chaotic good mad lads madlads

Use your brain

Your Accountant @TJiMTS Fathers don't usually die during childbirth Equivocator™ @Oluwanonso_Esq. 3d Follow 600 It's funny how after the birth of a baby, announcers declare that "mother and baby are doing fine". What about the father?? 9:17 AM - 25/08/2024 From Earth 818K Views 0 6.3K Reposts 30 Quotes 71K Likes 480 Bookmarks 27 ↑
Your Accountant @TJiMTS Fathers don't usually die during childbirth Equivocator™ @Oluwanonso_Esq. 3d Follow 600 It's funny how after the birth of a baby, announcers declare that "mother and baby are doing fine". What about the father?? 9:17 AM - 25/08/2024 From Earth 818K Views 0 6.3K Reposts 30 Quotes 71K Likes 480 Bookmarks 27 ↑

Twitter / X
murdered by words /r/murderedbywords kids parenting

How ironic

The Jay Agenda @JayJurden Follow The guy in the middle can still hug his kids though Cassandra Hartford @SpaceCoastC... .3d Guy in the middle is the youngest. Wild 3:06 PM - 27 Aug 24 834K Views
The Jay Agenda @JayJurden Follow The guy in the middle can still hug his kids though Cassandra Hartford @SpaceCoastC... .3d Guy in the middle is the youngest. Wild 3:06 PM - 27 Aug 24 834K Views

Twitter / X
murdered by words /r/murderedbywords

Just four words...

Lauren Boebert ✪ @laurenboebert I'm a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that's where I'm the strongest. Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont I believe you, Lauren.
Lauren Boebert ✪ @laurenboebert I'm a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that's where I'm the strongest. Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont I believe you, Lauren.

Twitter / X
murdered by words /r/murderedbywords