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Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'
Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'

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That's a real fear

Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Public armpits is crazy

sarah @sarahradz ... I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill
sarah @sarahradz ... I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill

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Please...

ISAAC TENDO @IsaacDTendo We now pronounce you Mr&MrsTendo $ 10 Ebuka Nwosu @Phardiga Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please.
ISAAC TENDO @IsaacDTendo We now pronounce you Mr&MrsTendo $ 10 Ebuka Nwosu @Phardiga Please for the sake of world peace name your first child 'Nin'. Please.

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Don't worry about it

aue CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r Jedi business, go back to your drinks Follow 000 31
aue CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r Jedi business, go back to your drinks Follow 000 31

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We got a bad boy over here

Simon Holland → @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"
Simon Holland → @simoncholland *Me passing a note to the waitress* Hi, I'm going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say "whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?"

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What...

Jake Symbol @JakeSymbol I'm sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas "come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I'm tired" and replying "You're not my dad. He's asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring" then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods 9:57 PM 16 Feb 20 13.6K Retweets 350 Quotes 80.6K Likes
Jake Symbol @JakeSymbol I'm sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas "come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I'm tired" and replying "You're not my dad. He's asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring" then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods 9:57 PM 16 Feb 20 13.6K Retweets 350 Quotes 80.6K Likes

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Next time they won't run

frewad Follow @Fredward3948576 went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces 7:42 PM - Sep 2, 2024 1.8M Views
frewad Follow @Fredward3948576 went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces 7:42 PM - Sep 2, 2024 1.8M Views

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Real

FOX Fox News NEWS @FoxNews .com Philadelphia Dunkin' Donuts robber spotted stretching beforehand fxn.ws/ 20JhTUV #FOXNewsUS 01-22-2017 06:52:55 (S)
FOX Fox News NEWS @FoxNews .com Philadelphia Dunkin' Donuts robber spotted stretching beforehand fxn.ws/ 20JhTUV #FOXNewsUS 01-22-2017 06:52:55 (S)

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We slidin'

roob @roob_drummer snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was "we slidin" i cant stop thinking about this 8:50 AM 11 Nov 19 from Chicago, IL. Twitter for iPhone
roob @roob_drummer snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was "we slidin" i cant stop thinking about this 8:50 AM 11 Nov 19 from Chicago, IL. Twitter for iPhone

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Please rephrase that

Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has been deleted. 600
Nintendo Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Meow meow meow! Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat! This Tweet has been deleted. 600

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Dang...

@nikicaga. 3h Nikolaj The Mongols are really cool of course, but it's also just sad to read about their conquests What do you mean this is all that remains of one of the greatest cities in world history ENTRAR ASIA
@nikicaga. 3h Nikolaj The Mongols are really cool of course, but it's also just sad to read about their conquests What do you mean this is all that remains of one of the greatest cities in world history ENTRAR ASIA

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Is this all it is?

Cade Leebron @CadeyLadey is being an adult just repeatedly staring at a pill bottle in your hand like "did I already take this or was I about to take it"
Cade Leebron @CadeyLadey is being an adult just repeatedly staring at a pill bottle in your hand like "did I already take this or was I about to take it"

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Can we go back?

therealzaytoven @ConfidentlyZay MySpace was probably the best social media time period ever. No ads, no influencers, clout chasing, just vibes, creativity & coding.
therealzaytoven @ConfidentlyZay MySpace was probably the best social media time period ever. No ads, no influencers, clout chasing, just vibes, creativity & coding.

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It's like his own reality show

Benj @bensewell25 Got a lass on my Snapchat who puts all the letters her boyfriend sends her from jail on her story and I just can't delete her cos I'm so invested in this delinquent. He got hash browns for dinner yesterday
Benj @bensewell25 Got a lass on my Snapchat who puts all the letters her boyfriend sends her from jail on her story and I just can't delete her cos I'm so invested in this delinquent. He got hash browns for dinner yesterday

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I could do better

YUP Yup That Exists @yup.that.exists Žarko Pejanović wins the 2022 Lying Down Championship by lying down for 60 hours. straight.
YUP Yup That Exists @yup.that.exists Žarko Pejanović wins the 2022 Lying Down Championship by lying down for 60 hours. straight.

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