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Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies.

Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies. "I've gone the wrong shagging way," Austin thought to himself, groovily. Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around. However, Dr. Evil's dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpen- dicularly between the unsexy walls. "Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good. 4:35 PM · Aug 22, 2018 · Twitter Web Client

Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies. "I've gone the wrong shagging way," Austin thought to himself, groovily. Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around. However, Dr. Evil's dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpen- dicularly between the unsexy walls. "Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good. 4:35 PM · Aug 22, 2018 · Twitter Web Client

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When your drugged zebra finds the ONE tree on the Namibian plains, which also has a neck-height fork #fieldworkfail

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I have achieved a level of stress that has wrapped back around and become calm

JP @jpbrammer Thave achieved a level of stress that has wrapped back around and become calm T 9:46 PM 3/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

JP @jpbrammer Thave achieved a level of stress that has wrapped back around and become calm T 9:46 PM 3/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

I'm in Microsoft Excel fighting for my fucking life

sultan @sultangelo I'm in Microsoft Excel fighting for my f------ life

sultan @sultangelo I'm in Microsoft Excel fighting for my f------ life

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A heroic Twitter tale of a troll slayer in three acts

Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist Come at me, Trolls. I'm not afraid #ConanSword #ArnoldShowedMeHowToPose TheAmishOne @ThatAmish1 - 23h You look like you drop common loot. O Rachel Vindman O @natsechobbyist · Aug 11 Come at me, Trolls. I'm not afraid #ConanSword #ArnoldShowedMeHowToPose 34 27 37 285 Rachel Vindman O 16.1K Tweets ... Rachel Vindman O @natsechobbyist You're blocked You can't follow or see @natsechobbyist's Tweets. Learn more

Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist Come at me, Trolls. I'm not afraid #ConanSword #ArnoldShowedMeHowToPose TheAmishOne @ThatAmish1 - 23h You look like you drop common loot. O Rachel Vindman O @natsechobbyist · Aug 11 Come at me, Trolls. I'm not afraid #ConanSword #ArnoldShowedMeHowToPose 34 27 37 285 Rachel Vindman O 16.1K Tweets ... Rachel Vindman O @natsechobbyist You're blocked You can't follow or see @natsechobbyist's Tweets. Learn more

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Do you prefer versus or co-op shitting

Buttface ... @the_buttface Do you prefer versus or co-op s------- 6:23 PM - Aug 8, 2021 - Fenix 2

Buttface ... @the_buttface Do you prefer versus or co-op s------- 6:23 PM - Aug 8, 2021 - Fenix 2

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Life Imitates Tweet

thirty year old woman yells at cloud @lolennui come on, man Zack Fox Wp The Washington Post O @washingtonpost @zackfox this how the photos be lookin in A QAnon-obsessed father thought his kids would destroy the world, so he killed them with a spear gun, FBI says headlines when a white man kills his entire family washingtonpost.com A QAnon-obsessed father thought his kids would destroy the world, so he killed them with 1:55 PM · Aug 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

thirty year old woman yells at cloud @lolennui come on, man Zack Fox Wp The Washington Post O @washingtonpost @zackfox this how the photos be lookin in A QAnon-obsessed father thought his kids would destroy the world, so he killed them with a spear gun, FBI says headlines when a white man kills his entire family washingtonpost.com A QAnon-obsessed father thought his kids would destroy the world, so he killed them with 1:55 PM · Aug 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Every class has this guy who risks his future just to make us laugh.

Вayo ... @mister_ade5 Every class has this guy who risks his future just to make us laugh. 4:12 AM · Jul 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Вayo ... @mister_ade5 Every class has this guy who risks his future just to make us laugh. 4:12 AM · Jul 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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"White males bad"

Jason Schreier @jasonschreier ... It's pretty wild that in 2021 a new game studio still looks like this gamasutra.com/view/news/3865... 9:45 AM - Aug 11, 2021 - Twitter Web App 383 Retweets 346 Quote Tweets 3,738 Likes

Jason Schreier @jasonschreier ... It's pretty wild that in 2021 a new game studio still looks like this gamasutra.com/view/news/3865... 9:45 AM - Aug 11, 2021 - Twitter Web App 383 Retweets 346 Quote Tweets 3,738 Likes

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Professor Ivy

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the teen that’s gonna cancel me

The teen that's gonna cančel me Me

The teen that's gonna cančel me Me

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the teen that’s gonna cancel you has already been born

usle Runter Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b the teen that's gonna cancel you has already been born

usle Runter Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b the teen that's gonna cancel you has already been born

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Yikes.....

Doctor Dementor 18 @Extravag.. · 3h : he said the truth hell you people are literally trying to cancel his ass for having a different opinion , thank god my country know about the absolute retardation of american politics and cancel culture s--- O 2 27 1 18 Pond @DeclaringPond Replying to @Extravaganzazz and @Regulus_Tera ??? you want japan to return to imperial japan and mass r--- women again? What a weird set of political views. Japan is literally such a s--- hole, full of incels with a culture that propagates groping and sexual assault as normal and ripened with pedophiles 2:32 PM · 03 Aug 21 · Twitter for Android 1 Quote Tweet 1 Like

Doctor Dementor 18 @Extravag.. · 3h : he said the truth hell you people are literally trying to cancel his ass for having a different opinion , thank god my country know about the absolute retardation of american politics and cancel culture s--- O 2 27 1 18 Pond @DeclaringPond Replying to @Extravaganzazz and @Regulus_Tera ??? you want japan to return to imperial japan and mass r--- women again? What a weird set of political views. Japan is literally such a s--- hole, full of incels with a culture that propagates groping and sexual assault as normal and ripened with pedophiles 2:32 PM · 03 Aug 21 · Twitter for Android 1 Quote Tweet 1 Like

I Love Pi

Robert H. Woodman @RobertHWoodman Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 9:42 AM 25 Jul 21 · Twitter Web App 383 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 1,915 Likes ...

Robert H. Woodman @RobertHWoodman Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 9:42 AM 25 Jul 21 · Twitter Web App 383 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 1,915 Likes ...

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Apparently being an anti-pedophile makes you a right-winger now

Bcon @betterwithbacOn · 3h Replying to @AdequateEmily CUTIES 2020, Comedy/Drama, 1h 36m 88% 16% FRESH IES ТОМАТОМЕТER AUDIENCE SCORE 80 Reviews 2,500+ Ratings 13 27 5 288 3h Haven't seen it but didn't this movie just become the target of right wing outrage? | mean In the Midwest and south they still have child pageants but acted outraged a women director made a coming of age movie about girls dancing? 21 27 3 102 wizardman @wizardman69420 · 1h Is being anti-p--- right wing now? 43

Bcon @betterwithbacOn · 3h Replying to @AdequateEmily CUTIES 2020, Comedy/Drama, 1h 36m 88% 16% FRESH IES ТОМАТОМЕТER AUDIENCE SCORE 80 Reviews 2,500+ Ratings 13 27 5 288 3h Haven't seen it but didn't this movie just become the target of right wing outrage? | mean In the Midwest and south they still have child pageants but acted outraged a women director made a coming of age movie about girls dancing? 21 27 3 102 wizardman @wizardman69420 · 1h Is being anti-p--- right wing now? 43

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I’m Japanese. I teach you some Japanese.

成瀬鳴/Naruse Naru 【にじさんじ】 ... @narusenaru_2434 私は日本人です。 I'm Japanese. 日本語を教えます。 I teach you some Japanese. とても簡単です。 Very easy. かみ[kami] Hair かみkami] Раper かみ(kami] Тop かみ[kami] God 1:23 AM - Jul 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 36.7K Retweets 1,902 Quote Tweets 136.6K Likes

成瀬鳴/Naruse Naru 【にじさんじ】 ... @narusenaru_2434 私は日本人です。 I'm Japanese. 日本語を教えます。 I teach you some Japanese. とても簡単です。 Very easy. かみ[kami] Hair かみkami] Раper かみ(kami] Тop かみ[kami] God 1:23 AM - Jul 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 36.7K Retweets 1,902 Quote Tweets 136.6K Likes

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I'm at a loss for words....

this wouldnt be a debate if sick and equally disgusting japanese people people stopped pandering to pedophiles (easy solution would be to wipe the japanese off the face of the earth but thats just my idea) 46 27 80 ♡ 17 il 00

this wouldnt be a debate if sick and equally disgusting japanese people people stopped pandering to pedophiles (easy solution would be to wipe the japanese off the face of the earth but thats just my idea) 46 27 80 ♡ 17 il 00

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Me on Twitter vs Me in real life - "These white men are dangerous" Edition

Me on twitter vs Me in real life -7 Nov 2016 Lmaooo truuu 1 O 2 7 Nov 2016 this is true and I don't want to admit it O 2 8 Nov 2016 Replying to @woah_karen trueeee hese white men are dangerd .9 Nov 2016 f--- this is me af 11:33 AM - 6 Nov 2016 O 2 9,232 Retweets 25,115 Likes 6 Nov 2016 17 9.2K O 25K Replying to 297 so true wowowowow - 7 Nov 2016 this is literally me. Lol -6 Nov 2016 got damn this me as hell - Feb 7 Hahahaha my kryptonite honestly O 1 -6 Nov 2016 Replying to · 20 Nov 2016 this was a tweet literally about me and we all know it lol got me there Imao. 27

Me on twitter vs Me in real life -7 Nov 2016 Lmaooo truuu 1 O 2 7 Nov 2016 this is true and I don't want to admit it O 2 8 Nov 2016 Replying to @woah_karen trueeee hese white men are dangerd .9 Nov 2016 f--- this is me af 11:33 AM - 6 Nov 2016 O 2 9,232 Retweets 25,115 Likes 6 Nov 2016 17 9.2K O 25K Replying to 297 so true wowowowow - 7 Nov 2016 this is literally me. Lol -6 Nov 2016 got damn this me as hell - Feb 7 Hahahaha my kryptonite honestly O 1 -6 Nov 2016 Replying to · 20 Nov 2016 this was a tweet literally about me and we all know it lol got me there Imao. 27

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Ain't No Hollaback Squirrel

Spencer @13spencer Any song is better if you replace the word "girl" with "squirrel." Go ahead, try it.

Spencer @13spencer Any song is better if you replace the word "girl" with "squirrel." Go ahead, try it.

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True Love

While watching a movie with a boyfriend's family I fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it. That young man claimed the fart as his own- that's when I knew he loved me. I married him. Today we celebrate 15 years together.

While watching a movie with a boyfriend's family I fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it. That young man claimed the fart as his own- that's when I knew he loved me. I married him. Today we celebrate 15 years together.

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