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Graduation Gift

Frances Boreham @FrancesBoreham I once told my husband that I was jealous of Finnish PhD students because they got given a sword when they graduate. Sadly, my graduation this week has been postponed due to covid. But *he got me a sword*!

Frances Boreham @FrancesBoreham I once told my husband that I was jealous of Finnish PhD students because they got given a sword when they graduate. Sadly, my graduation this week has been postponed due to covid. But *he got me a sword*!

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Cuteness Overload

We have just had our patio done and my 6yo has loved going out and helping the builder, so it made his day to receive this. What an example of kindness Pay packet Harry For passing bricks Passing little pavers pointing brick work Mixing cement loading stone taking pictures of black birds and spider saying why more times than I have ever heard anyone say why and being a smashing little guy minus tax and national insurance £10.00

We have just had our patio done and my 6yo has loved going out and helping the builder, so it made his day to receive this. What an example of kindness Pay packet Harry For passing bricks Passing little pavers pointing brick work Mixing cement loading stone taking pictures of black birds and spider saying why more times than I have ever heard anyone say why and being a smashing little guy minus tax and national insurance £10.00

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Starbucks Order

Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus My mom loves going to Starbucks but she doesn't speak English and doesn't remember her order. Three times a week, I get a phone call from a barista and I'm like, "tall caramel frappuccino" and then quickly hang up like it's some sort of caffeinated drug deal.

Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus My mom loves going to Starbucks but she doesn't speak English and doesn't remember her order. Three times a week, I get a phone call from a barista and I'm like, "tall caramel frappuccino" and then quickly hang up like it's some sort of caffeinated drug deal.

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Best Day Ever

Mike G. Fejes @fejesmg I was unable to find child care for my daughter this week so we have been hanging out. Today, I took her for a 5km run/ bike ride (I try to run and she bikes). Halfway, she looked at me and said "this is the best day of my life daddy"... If anyone needs me, I am out buying a pony. 4:53 pm · 22/07/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mike G. Fejes @fejesmg I was unable to find child care for my daughter this week so we have been hanging out. Today, I took her for a 5km run/ bike ride (I try to run and she bikes). Halfway, she looked at me and said "this is the best day of my life daddy"... If anyone needs me, I am out buying a pony. 4:53 pm · 22/07/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cats Everywhere

Sarah Williams @misanthropologa During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.

Sarah Williams @misanthropologa During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.

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Teachers Deserve It

je @je I went to Target today and was buying all my students supplies for the upcoming school year and was pushing a cart full of massive amounts of stuff and a lady stops me and says "Are you a teacher?" so I say yes and she says "I don't care the price. I'll pay for all of it."

je @je I went to Target today and was buying all my students supplies for the upcoming school year and was pushing a cart full of massive amounts of stuff and a lady stops me and says "Are you a teacher?" so I say yes and she says "I don't care the price. I'll pay for all of it."

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Worth It

Daisy Alioto O @daisandconfused just spent so long prying my step grandmother's locket open and it was 100% worth it 10:08 AM · 5/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Daisy Alioto O @daisandconfused just spent so long prying my step grandmother's locket open and it was 100% worth it 10:08 AM · 5/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Zoom Participant

Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera

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Ryan Reynolds

Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99 My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, sol decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds owill ent Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi

Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99 My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, sol decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds owill ent Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next. #DontMessWithGabi

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Innovative

Jennifer Griffin Graham @jgriffingraham My kid discovered you can photocopy anything and now he's trying to prank me

Jennifer Griffin Graham @jgriffingraham My kid discovered you can photocopy anything and now he's trying to prank me

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FaceTime from a Baby

Chris @chris I got a random FaceTime call just now. Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestly

Chris @chris I got a random FaceTime call just now. Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestly

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Success

abdul @Advil 1h ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck, i'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask. O 38 口 26 O 541 abdul @Advil omg it worked SERVICE 0. 2

abdul @Advil 1h ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck, i'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask. O 38 口 26 O 541 abdul @Advil omg it worked SERVICE 0. 2

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Never Too Old For a Water Park

Dad took us to the water park. We are 24.

Dad took us to the water park. We are 24.

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Human Nigel

Bounder @DawgBelly A small joy in my life is that my sis is dating a guy with the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates that we all call him human Nigel. 5/11/17, 5:49 PM

Bounder @DawgBelly A small joy in my life is that my sis is dating a guy with the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates that we all call him human Nigel. 5/11/17, 5:49 PM

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A Successful Date

Elizabeth my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...?

Elizabeth my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...?

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His First House

I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, "someday l'll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave". Now that is true. ...

I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, "someday l'll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave". Now that is true. ...

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Just Hanging Out

Marina Preciado @oxminaox My husband has been so helpful with our baby but watching him become a dad has been so funny. The other night he did the 3am feeding while I slept, but he woke me up to say "okay I changed him, he's fed, but he's awake still. Do I just hangout with him?"

Marina Preciado @oxminaox My husband has been so helpful with our baby but watching him become a dad has been so funny. The other night he did the 3am feeding while I slept, but he woke me up to say "okay I changed him, he's fed, but he's awake still. Do I just hangout with him?"

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Celebration

em @uhhm this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said "ooh are ya planning a big bbq" and she said "no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we're celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks" wow 12:29 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

em @uhhm this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said "ooh are ya planning a big bbq" and she said "no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we're celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks" wow 12:29 AM · Mar 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Bob

I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, "CanI get a name for your drink?" She looked very confused and said, slowly, "I guess just call it Bob?"

I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, "CanI get a name for your drink?" She looked very confused and said, slowly, "I guess just call it Bob?"

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