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when u insist on keeping ur heart tender in spite of the ever-encroaching void & the void is made tender bc of it

dalton day @lilghosthands when u insist upon keeping ur heart tender in spite of the ever-encroaching void & the void is made tender bc of it

dalton day @lilghosthands when u insist upon keeping ur heart tender in spite of the ever-encroaching void & the void is made tender bc of it

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Hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?

Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) @Impetermoran Hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?

Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) @Impetermoran Hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?

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My mom ordered some nutcrackers online not realizing how big they were

could be worse

mag @bigbabymag i'm not looking forward to my 30s Seth Rogen @Sethrogen · 21h I made these vases:

mag @bigbabymag i'm not looking forward to my 30s Seth Rogen @Sethrogen · 21h I made these vases:

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Living the dream

Matt. @MattTheBrand i don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself" i want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles" 9:49 PM 12/9/19 · Twitter for Android

Matt. @MattTheBrand i don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself" i want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles" 9:49 PM 12/9/19 · Twitter for Android

i hate this school

gab @gabostini i fking hate school i'm sorry Malala 9:44 PM 12/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 116 Likes

gab @gabostini i fking hate school i'm sorry Malala 9:44 PM 12/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 116 Likes

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i hate this school

festive choochie @boogerncheese just heard a guy say “an app to see where all the parties are" i hate this school 12:50 AM · Sep 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

festive choochie @boogerncheese just heard a guy say “an app to see where all the parties are" i hate this school 12:50 AM · Sep 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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i hate this school

Lola's perfect @daddylola77 y'all be like “i hate this school A00" with two majors and seven minors 99 7:07 PM · Sep 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 332 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 4,670 Likes

Lola's perfect @daddylola77 y'all be like “i hate this school A00" with two majors and seven minors 99 7:07 PM · Sep 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 332 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 4,670 Likes

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Big Bird got the vaccine

Yeet The Elite @whimsical_turd Centrists be like “both sides are silly" like bro one side is fighting with Big Bird right now 5:14 PM - Nov 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 12.3K Retweets 301 Quote Tweets 96.8K Likes Kierangs @Kierangs1 · 20h Replying to @whimsical_turd and @jesmoocalf Yes but we've got to acknowledge that Big Bird sits dead center between the left-wing and the right-wing O 28 27 107 2.9K

Yeet The Elite @whimsical_turd Centrists be like “both sides are silly" like bro one side is fighting with Big Bird right now 5:14 PM - Nov 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 12.3K Retweets 301 Quote Tweets 96.8K Likes Kierangs @Kierangs1 · 20h Replying to @whimsical_turd and @jesmoocalf Yes but we've got to acknowledge that Big Bird sits dead center between the left-wing and the right-wing O 28 27 107 2.9K

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Neo Puritans Casually Explained

Moc || I Love You || 18+ @monoocularcat A child walks into a pub. Legally they're not supposed to be there without a p/g. They're most definitely not allowed to drink alcohol. The child demands everyone in the pub only drink soft drinks too, on the basis that seeing adults drinking alcohol in a pub will harm them. 5:41 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Moc || I Love You || 18+ @monoocularcat A child walks into a pub. Legally they're not supposed to be there without a p/g. They're most definitely not allowed to drink alcohol. The child demands everyone in the pub only drink soft drinks too, on the basis that seeing adults drinking alcohol in a pub will harm them. 5:41 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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You Are Now Entering Twitter

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING TWITTER

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING TWITTER

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God fears penguins

Kellen @captainkalvis me: how come penguins can't fly zookeeper: their bodies are too heav- me: is it because god fears them zookeeper: what? me: did god make them heavy birds because they're his only weakness zookeeper: [whispering] shut your f------ mouth if you know what's good for u 7:14 PM · 2019-06-04 · Twitter Web Client

Kellen @captainkalvis me: how come penguins can't fly zookeeper: their bodies are too heav- me: is it because god fears them zookeeper: what? me: did god make them heavy birds because they're his only weakness zookeeper: [whispering] shut your f------ mouth if you know what's good for u 7:14 PM · 2019-06-04 · Twitter Web Client

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Virgo Moment

gonna stop telling ppl im autistic, it just alienates me more! now ill say “im overwhelmed & leaving this party where everyone is drunk, it smells like febreeze + cat litter... because im a Virgo" theyd be like “YESSS EARTH SIGN!!! Go Home and alphabetize something, Queen!" 1:21 PM · 2021-08-14 · Twitter for iPhone

gonna stop telling ppl im autistic, it just alienates me more! now ill say “im overwhelmed & leaving this party where everyone is drunk, it smells like febreeze + cat litter... because im a Virgo" theyd be like “YESSS EARTH SIGN!!! Go Home and alphabetize something, Queen!" 1:21 PM · 2021-08-14 · Twitter for iPhone

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We All Have Those Neighbors

The older hippy couple next door who invite you over for reiki and vegan food, but just feed you psytrance and ketamine and ask if you'll be their unicorn.

The older hippy couple next door who invite you over for reiki and vegan food, but just feed you psytrance and ketamine and ask if you'll be their unicorn.

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What Kind of Study Was This?

GUFF OFACTS facts by Guff A study showed that sober rats prefer silence, but rats on cocaine prefer Jazz music.

GUFF OFACTS facts by Guff A study showed that sober rats prefer silence, but rats on cocaine prefer Jazz music.

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Feetus

harley * @persephonetic can u imagine being pregnant and doing an ultrasound and you ask the doctor if its a boy or a girl and he says idk bro and shows you the sonogram and its just a large human foot with an umbilical cord attached to the sole and then your husband just laughs and says haha feetus 3:52 PM 24 Feb 19 · Twitter for Android

harley * @persephonetic can u imagine being pregnant and doing an ultrasound and you ask the doctor if its a boy or a girl and he says idk bro and shows you the sonogram and its just a large human foot with an umbilical cord attached to the sole and then your husband just laughs and says haha feetus 3:52 PM 24 Feb 19 · Twitter for Android

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Can Confirm

ben mekler O @benmekler Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn't drink enough our bones would go soft and we'd turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall 1:15 PM · 22 May 21 · Twitter for iPhone

ben mekler O @benmekler Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn't drink enough our bones would go soft and we'd turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall 1:15 PM · 22 May 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Don't We All Though

Sometimes I fantasize about being a Golden retriever in an upper class white family somewhere in Maine.

Sometimes I fantasize about being a Golden retriever in an upper class white family somewhere in Maine.

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The I-Want-to-Mate Dance

Bro is my professor ok Quiz: Practico tor Exam 3 Prezygotic Sympatric Semipatric Postzygotic Homeotic Question 52 1 pts You're at a club, doing your best "I-want-to-mate" dance, but nobody wants to dance with you because they don't understand what your dance is supposed to mean. Instead of mating. you go home depressed, eat a half-gallon of ice cream and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. This is a small-scale example of: O Behavioral isolation O Mechanical isolation O Temporal isolation

Bro is my professor ok Quiz: Practico tor Exam 3 Prezygotic Sympatric Semipatric Postzygotic Homeotic Question 52 1 pts You're at a club, doing your best "I-want-to-mate" dance, but nobody wants to dance with you because they don't understand what your dance is supposed to mean. Instead of mating. you go home depressed, eat a half-gallon of ice cream and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. This is a small-scale example of: O Behavioral isolation O Mechanical isolation O Temporal isolation

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This Pizza Order

THO Mediums 1st Pizza: Pepperoni 1st Pizza: Sausage 2nd Pizza: Canadian Bacon 2nd Pizza: Pineapple Qustomer Request: Crust a little crisper than normal. But not too crispy.. if thats not vague enough- nake it like youre taking revenge on a cheat ing boyfriend, BUT you still Hant to reconcile in the not so distant future. 17.99 Qustomer Request: The gate is tricky, please don't break it. & the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes, Subtotal: 17.99 Tax: 1.73 Deliyery Chg: 2.55

THO Mediums 1st Pizza: Pepperoni 1st Pizza: Sausage 2nd Pizza: Canadian Bacon 2nd Pizza: Pineapple Qustomer Request: Crust a little crisper than normal. But not too crispy.. if thats not vague enough- nake it like youre taking revenge on a cheat ing boyfriend, BUT you still Hant to reconcile in the not so distant future. 17.99 Qustomer Request: The gate is tricky, please don't break it. & the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes, Subtotal: 17.99 Tax: 1.73 Deliyery Chg: 2.55

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