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Idc how many apps crash bro imma still find a way to procrastinate

el tóxico @trapxjai Idc how many apps crash bro imma still find a way to procrastinate ebraintickle
el tóxico @trapxjai Idc how many apps crash bro imma still find a way to procrastinate ebraintickle

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idk if i'm fighting demons or if i am the demon

painden @lilpain1k idk if i'm fighting demons or if i am the demon 9:57 PM · Oct 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
painden @lilpain1k idk if i'm fighting demons or if i am the demon 9:57 PM · Oct 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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I am 20 and haven’t touched alcohol/smoked ever. Didn’t feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.

cass carti @CassKittie I am 20 and haven't touched alcohol/smoked ever. Didn't feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.
cass carti @CassKittie I am 20 and haven't touched alcohol/smoked ever. Didn't feel it was ever necessary. Pass it on. Let’s make it cool.

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floorbound

James @Richard57941301 me: whatup her: nothing...im getting a shower then going to bed me: getting a shower without me her: I invited you over you said society was overwhelming you and you were still floorbound me: cool,cool, well goodnight 4:54 PM · Oct 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App
James @Richard57941301 me: whatup her: nothing...im getting a shower then going to bed me: getting a shower without me her: I invited you over you said society was overwhelming you and you were still floorbound me: cool,cool, well goodnight 4:54 PM · Oct 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Shoutout to everyone who died in Vietnam

meg @mag_pie28 Shoutout to everyone who died in Vietnam 4:11 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
meg @mag_pie28 Shoutout to everyone who died in Vietnam 4:11 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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weekends

first-mate prance ... @bocxtop don't understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u 11:12 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
first-mate prance ... @bocxtop don't understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u 11:12 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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watched an old guy walked past and nod hello

WINNING O bobby @bobby watched an old guy walk past this and nod hello REDIBTR HAMPTAN WATER HAM MAT HAMPT HITER 1., . IHAMPTAN WATER PTAN TER NOBLE VINE: ** HAMPT WATE MPTA ATER Rost so HAMPTEN WATER HAMPTA 90 AWPTANMUTIH
WINNING O bobby @bobby watched an old guy walk past this and nod hello REDIBTR HAMPTAN WATER HAM MAT HAMPT HITER 1., . IHAMPTAN WATER PTAN TER NOBLE VINE: ** HAMPT WATE MPTA ATER Rost so HAMPTEN WATER HAMPTA 90 AWPTANMUTIH

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Restocked

OALAPED DE NCENDO 0 EXPLOSION ESONGELAR merOR NO PERFORE Spooky @Hm_Spooky Restocked OFF Mutrition FLAMMABLE USE MECHAN RE AT USED DO NOT SATO DEFROST PELGRO RESGO DE NCENDIO O EXPLOSION. REFRIGERANTE INFLAABLE NO UTLICE DISPOSITIVOS MECANICOS PARA ATUBERADE Catrition Facts Nutrition MU ALAPERFORAC D0OSAMENTE DE LATURER uON E COONES DE PRIDERANTE FLAMABLE ROOT BE No Ca ROOT BEER MUMUE ROOT BE ROOT BEER CAFFEINE MU ROOT NO CA trition Fa EER EER
OALAPED DE NCENDO 0 EXPLOSION ESONGELAR merOR NO PERFORE Spooky @Hm_Spooky Restocked OFF Mutrition FLAMMABLE USE MECHAN RE AT USED DO NOT SATO DEFROST PELGRO RESGO DE NCENDIO O EXPLOSION. REFRIGERANTE INFLAABLE NO UTLICE DISPOSITIVOS MECANICOS PARA ATUBERADE Catrition Facts Nutrition MU ALAPERFORAC D0OSAMENTE DE LATURER uON E COONES DE PRIDERANTE FLAMABLE ROOT BE No Ca ROOT BEER MUMUE ROOT BE ROOT BEER CAFFEINE MU ROOT NO CA trition Fa EER EER

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I still think that one of the funniest bits of online discourse i've seen is "weird sex is bourgeois b/c you have to spend money on extra things for it"

jolene o lantern @cervixpiercer I sill think that one of the funniest bits of online discourse i've seen is "weird sex is bourgeois b/c you have to spend money on extra things for it" 4:38 PM · Oct 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App
jolene o lantern @cervixpiercer I sill think that one of the funniest bits of online discourse i've seen is "weird sex is bourgeois b/c you have to spend money on extra things for it" 4:38 PM · Oct 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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My 6yo son is upset that everyone in the house is a girl including our dog so he is demanding that I buy him “a boy dog or a non-binary dog”

Erin, but spooky ... @ErinlnTheMorn My 6yo son is upset that everyone in the house is a girl including our dog so he is demanding that I buy him "a boy dog or a non-binary dog" 8:54 AM · Oct 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Erin, but spooky ... @ErinlnTheMorn My 6yo son is upset that everyone in the house is a girl including our dog so he is demanding that I buy him "a boy dog or a non-binary dog" 8:54 AM · Oct 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Impossible choice

BRING ME FOUR ANTIDOTES, NOW! THERE'S ONLY THREE LEFT! PULL UP THEIR OLD TWEETS. @uncle_ Saucebags
BRING ME FOUR ANTIDOTES, NOW! THERE'S ONLY THREE LEFT! PULL UP THEIR OLD TWEETS. @uncle_ Saucebags

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Chanell @AnggChanell Jobs call you 7 months later like "Are you still interested" bitch l'm homeless you now
Chanell @AnggChanell Jobs call you 7 months later like "Are you still interested" bitch l'm homeless you now

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nothing they can do

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau If you don't get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau If you don't get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?

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I went to see the Addams family 2 and the guy in front of me is eating a whole sweet potato pie


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This Year Marks 21 Years Since Britney Spears Build the Eiffel Tower

2010s @Culture2010s 1d this year marks 21 years since britney spears build the eiffel tower AN2000 O 151 27 21.7K 170K rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed 3h ? no she didn't. she just took a picture in frontof it O 15 272 O 71 Jen @jenoftheweek · 2h y'all love discrediting women smh. Stop your miscyyny ·.. 个门1 M 230 ,个,
2010s @Culture2010s 1d this year marks 21 years since britney spears build the eiffel tower AN2000 O 151 27 21.7K 170K rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed 3h ? no she didn't. she just took a picture in frontof it O 15 272 O 71 Jen @jenoftheweek · 2h y'all love discrediting women smh. Stop your miscyyny ·.. 个门1 M 230 ,个,

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guys that liked these as children now call women mommy on twitter


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I don’t think we need Connecticut


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Got a resume today and under personal interests the dude just wrote breakfast lmao

SKIRT ... @talktoskirt Got a resume today and under personal interests the dude just wrote breakfast Imao 6:55 PM · Sep 28, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8,694 Retweets 1,699 Quote Tweets 150.8K Likes
SKIRT ... @talktoskirt Got a resume today and under personal interests the dude just wrote breakfast Imao 6:55 PM · Sep 28, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8,694 Retweets 1,699 Quote Tweets 150.8K Likes

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JUST GET THE DAMN VAX | /r/WhitePeopleTwitter


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