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Zuko @MrLuckyToBeBorn me at 3am reading all 264 comments of 2 strangers arguing online
Zuko @MrLuckyToBeBorn me at 3am reading all 264 comments of 2 strangers arguing online

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I’ve just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for ‘bones’

Bea_ker @bea_ker I've just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for 'bones' 3:20 PM · Nov 21, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone
Bea_ker @bea_ker I've just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for 'bones' 3:20 PM · Nov 21, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone

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"Donald Glover being cancelled because people thought he was talking about people being cancelled when in actual fact he was talking about tv shows being cancelled is peak 2021"

KJL @kerryjeanlister Donald Glover being cancelled because people thought he was talking about people being cancelled when in actual fact he was talking about tv shows being cancelled is peak 2021 donald O @donaldglover · 7h JCCI so they feel like they can only experime (also because some of em know theyre 356 t7 1.8K LACMA donald O @donaldglover · 7h we're getting boring stuff and not even people are afraid of getting cancelled t7 8.1K 822 Donald Glover says cancel culture is resulting in Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino has return today and has criticised "cancel culture." donald O @donaldglover · 7h saw people on here havin a discussion reviewing boring stuff (tv & film). 8 nme.com 339 27 1.6K 9:41 AM - May 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,145 Retweets 251 Quote Tweets 10.6K Likes
KJL @kerryjeanlister Donald Glover being cancelled because people thought he was talking about people being cancelled when in actual fact he was talking about tv shows being cancelled is peak 2021 donald O @donaldglover · 7h JCCI so they feel like they can only experime (also because some of em know theyre 356 t7 1.8K LACMA donald O @donaldglover · 7h we're getting boring stuff and not even people are afraid of getting cancelled t7 8.1K 822 Donald Glover says cancel culture is resulting in Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino has return today and has criticised "cancel culture." donald O @donaldglover · 7h saw people on here havin a discussion reviewing boring stuff (tv & film). 8 nme.com 339 27 1.6K 9:41 AM - May 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,145 Retweets 251 Quote Tweets 10.6K Likes

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dating be like that sometimes

krispy @KrispyTacoBelle Him: "What's your body count?" Me: "For what?" Him: "People you've slept with..." Me: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement.." Him: "What?" Me: "What?"
krispy @KrispyTacoBelle Him: "What's your body count?" Me: "For what?" Him: "People you've slept with..." Me: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement.." Him: "What?" Me: "What?"

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A day of celebrations for all Roberts

bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Night and Day

V Zacc @Zaccrim · 20h I don't get why people get mad when someone critiques oversexualization of women or the male gaze, like idk man have you seen the way a cishet man draws a boob vs how wlw draw boobs? F------ night and day 94 27 3,2 k O 23,7 k mac @mac49535638 En réponse à @Zaccrim Example エ-T CAN'T DMOVE!
V Zacc @Zaccrim · 20h I don't get why people get mad when someone critiques oversexualization of women or the male gaze, like idk man have you seen the way a cishet man draws a boob vs how wlw draw boobs? F------ night and day 94 27 3,2 k O 23,7 k mac @mac49535638 En réponse à @Zaccrim Example エ-T CAN'T DMOVE!

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Datamining

Halton Police @HaltonPolice · Apr 28 Where did you grow up: STOP POLICE Favourite colour: GIVING Pet's name: PEOPLE Street you live on: YOUR First car: PERSONAL Mom's maiden name: INFO Fav food: TO First child's name: GUESS Fav band: YOUR First job: PASSWORD Middle name: AND High school: SECURITY Fav hockey team: QUESTIONS 70 27 2.2K 5K
Halton Police @HaltonPolice · Apr 28 Where did you grow up: STOP POLICE Favourite colour: GIVING Pet's name: PEOPLE Street you live on: YOUR First car: PERSONAL Mom's maiden name: INFO Fav food: TO First child's name: GUESS Fav band: YOUR First job: PASSWORD Middle name: AND High school: SECURITY Fav hockey team: QUESTIONS 70 27 2.2K 5K

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parenting is rough

My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted. RETWEETS LIKES 758 2,104
My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted. RETWEETS LIKES 758 2,104

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Thanks Conan

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Hey things might be bad right now but at least they'l| still be this way for a while.
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Hey things might be bad right now but at least they'l| still be this way for a while.

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Thanks but I didn't need to know that

The Old Sword Club @theoldswordclub I just want to remind everyone that while boob armour is in no way historical d--- armour most certainly is.
The Old Sword Club @theoldswordclub I just want to remind everyone that while boob armour is in no way historical d--- armour most certainly is.

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Some memories deserve to fade away

irwin @irwin I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Gopher, Netscape with frames, the first Browser Wars. Searching for pages with AltaVista, pop-up windows self-replicating, trying to uninstall RealPlayer. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
irwin @irwin I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Gopher, Netscape with frames, the first Browser Wars. Searching for pages with AltaVista, pop-up windows self-replicating, trying to uninstall RealPlayer. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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moon drunk monster

Lindsey Shmindsey ) @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest s--- I ever wrote. moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl you /r melancholy question tell me and dread more you which or the answer echo the
Lindsey Shmindsey ) @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest s--- I ever wrote. moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl you /r melancholy question tell me and dread more you which or the answer echo the

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I'm the second kind for sure

Hannah Berner @beingbernz There are 2 kinds of people when it comes to self care: 1. Takes a bath with a face mask while drinking a matcha tea and lights a candle that smells like heaven. 2. Watches documentaries about people getting murdered and orders their body weight in mexican food.
Hannah Berner @beingbernz There are 2 kinds of people when it comes to self care: 1. Takes a bath with a face mask while drinking a matcha tea and lights a candle that smells like heaven. 2. Watches documentaries about people getting murdered and orders their body weight in mexican food.

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Tyrannosaurus Shirt

Alice R Fraser @aliterative Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for "Tyrannosaurus Shirt" 12:59 AM - Mar 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 1,149 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 7,089 Likes Alice R Fraser @aliterative · Mar 7, 2020 Replying to @aliterative Because of the short arms. 29 t7 73 780
Alice R Fraser @aliterative Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for "Tyrannosaurus Shirt" 12:59 AM - Mar 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 1,149 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 7,089 Likes Alice R Fraser @aliterative · Mar 7, 2020 Replying to @aliterative Because of the short arms. 29 t7 73 780

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i feel bad for laughing

Kristin @fencheeks 5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. S--- didn't really work out for me 7:45 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter Web App 4,260 Retweets 386 Quote Tweets 90.3K Likes
Kristin @fencheeks 5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. S--- didn't really work out for me 7:45 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter Web App 4,260 Retweets 386 Quote Tweets 90.3K Likes

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great work

Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Just wanna give a shout out to anyone who has ever done anything. Really not easy. Great work 9:53 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,005 Likes
Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Just wanna give a shout out to anyone who has ever done anything. Really not easy. Great work 9:53 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,005 Likes

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Solid argument

lakey lake @laken_babeee don't get a bf, just get a mahogany teakwood candle instead smells good & won't cheat 2:30 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for iPhone 1,287 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes
lakey lake @laken_babeee don't get a bf, just get a mahogany teakwood candle instead smells good & won't cheat 2:30 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for iPhone 1,287 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes

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valid af

Simon @DrillKnight i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem 10:42 PM · 2021-05-02 · Twitter Web App 6,274 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.8K Likes
Simon @DrillKnight i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem 10:42 PM · 2021-05-02 · Twitter Web App 6,274 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.8K Likes

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Brain's having a bad day

Ron Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3:35 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes
Ron Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3:35 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes

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the last one sounds a bit suspicious

Pitch O @pitchjokes other products made by I Cant Believe Its Not Butter: -F--- Off, It's Mayonnaise -I Hope These Aren't Hornets -You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass! -F--- My Ass, Thats Good Peanut Brittle -No One Said This Was Ham
Pitch O @pitchjokes other products made by I Cant Believe Its Not Butter: -F--- Off, It's Mayonnaise -I Hope These Aren't Hornets -You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass! -F--- My Ass, Thats Good Peanut Brittle -No One Said This Was Ham

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