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Would you?

Amy Colleen @sewistwrites "I'd catch a grenade for y--" Cool. Would you do the dishes without needing to be asked though

Amy Colleen @sewistwrites "I'd catch a grenade for y--" Cool. Would you do the dishes without needing to be asked though

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It comes quick

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.

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Relationship problems

When she's in the other room waiting for you to apologize and she hears the Playstation beep

When she's in the other room waiting for you to apologize and she hears the Playstation beep

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Same thing

so cactus so owl @socactussoowl Someone in my Norwegian class didn't know the word for cowboys so called them 'American horse pirates' and I've been laughing about it for about an hour.

so cactus so owl @socactussoowl Someone in my Norwegian class didn't know the word for cowboys so called them 'American horse pirates' and I've been laughing about it for about an hour.

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Allowance

Adam @stfugt how much of an allowance did y'all get per week as a teen? kngarou @kngarou I was allowed to live there

Adam @stfugt how much of an allowance did y'all get per week as a teen? kngarou @kngarou I was allowed to live there

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Darn

kelly @BoyYeetsWorld Follow embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

kelly @BoyYeetsWorld Follow embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

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Show the puppy

Helen Davies @HelsinHashtags Student evals: Question "How could the instuctor have Improved the class?" Student Answer "Dr. Davies mentioned at the start of the semester that she got a new puppy and never shared a photo" You know, fair, honestly

Helen Davies @HelsinHashtags Student evals: Question "How could the instuctor have Improved the class?" Student Answer "Dr. Davies mentioned at the start of the semester that she got a new puppy and never shared a photo" You know, fair, honestly

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Where does it go?

Ross Sayers @Sayers33 It will forever be a mystery to me how the foil completely covers a full easter egg, you eat half, then the foil is somehow no longer big enough to even cover a half

Ross Sayers @Sayers33 It will forever be a mystery to me how the foil completely covers a full easter egg, you eat half, then the foil is somehow no longer big enough to even cover a half

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Well?

Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel once at a sleepover i asked my friend if she wanted a midnight snack and she said no because she wasn't hungry. no s---, i don't eat at midnight because i'm hungry, i eat because i'm empty inside. now would you like to have nachos with me or not rebecca

Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel once at a sleepover i asked my friend if she wanted a midnight snack and she said no because she wasn't hungry. no s---, i don't eat at midnight because i'm hungry, i eat because i'm empty inside. now would you like to have nachos with me or not rebecca

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How embarrassing

Rachel Bitecofer * @RachelBitecofer • 15h Who can't spell correspondent $$$$ Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters • 20h War Room White House Corespondent ESCORT REQUIRED ER APPOINTMENT 2K 127K 109K ılı 3.6M ☐ %

Rachel Bitecofer * @RachelBitecofer • 15h Who can't spell correspondent $$$$ Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters • 20h War Room White House Corespondent ESCORT REQUIRED ER APPOINTMENT 2K 127K 109K ılı 3.6M ☐ %

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Devastating news

Amro Ali @amroali 11h I have some devastating news for you about Michael Jordan Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid. 2d "Palestinian❞ runner whose name is Al-Masri, which means "The Egyptian" PALESTINE PARIS 2024 ALMASRI B

Amro Ali @amroali 11h I have some devastating news for you about Michael Jordan Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid. 2d "Palestinian❞ runner whose name is Al-Masri, which means "The Egyptian" PALESTINE PARIS 2024 ALMASRI B

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Ouch

Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren Can you think of a Canadian product that's better than an American one? Honestly curious. Matt McManus (+) @MattPolProf Life expectancy. Life expectancy, 1950 to 2021 LINEAR LOG + Add country Our World in Data 82 years 80 years Canada 78 years United States 76 years 74 years 72 years 70 years 1950 1970 1990 2021 Source: UN WPP (2022): Zijdeman et al. (2015); Riley (2005) Note: Shown is the 'period life expectancy. This is the average number of years a newborn would live if age-specific mortality rates in the current year were to stay the same throughout its life. OurWorldInData.org/life-expectancy CC BY

Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren Can you think of a Canadian product that's better than an American one? Honestly curious. Matt McManus (+) @MattPolProf Life expectancy. Life expectancy, 1950 to 2021 LINEAR LOG + Add country Our World in Data 82 years 80 years Canada 78 years United States 76 years 74 years 72 years 70 years 1950 1970 1990 2021 Source: UN WPP (2022): Zijdeman et al. (2015); Riley (2005) Note: Shown is the 'period life expectancy. This is the average number of years a newborn would live if age-specific mortality rates in the current year were to stay the same throughout its life. OurWorldInData.org/life-expectancy CC BY

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Unpaid internships

adam22 @adam22 If you're complaining about unpaid internships I am 100% sure you aren't ever gonna make it Karl Barks @onlineman420 Unpaid internships are a way of filtering poor people out of the job pool so rich kids don't have to compete with them on the merits.

adam22 @adam22 If you're complaining about unpaid internships I am 100% sure you aren't ever gonna make it Karl Barks @onlineman420 Unpaid internships are a way of filtering poor people out of the job pool so rich kids don't have to compete with them on the merits.

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Just wondering...

Janel Comeau @verybadllama.bs... 1h hey quick question does Goliath win in that story Jack Miladin @JohnMiladin Follow Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you're taking on Goliath. ☐ 255 1.6K 7.2K

Janel Comeau @verybadllama.bs... 1h hey quick question does Goliath win in that story Jack Miladin @JohnMiladin Follow Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you're taking on Goliath. ☐ 255 1.6K 7.2K

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Awkward

Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt .7h We spent too many years settling for an education system that was failing our kids. So we ushered in the largest Education Freedom movement in the nation— the Parental Choice Tax Credit Act. And just recently, Oklahoma was ranked number four in Education Freedom. #OKSOTS 74 [ 46 267 IlII 19K ☐ ↑ Brian Tyler Cohen ❤ @briantylercohen I don't know what education freedom is, but your state is ranked 49th overall in education. Nearly dead last. Maybe make sure kids can read instead of handing out tax cuts.

Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt .7h We spent too many years settling for an education system that was failing our kids. So we ushered in the largest Education Freedom movement in the nation— the Parental Choice Tax Credit Act. And just recently, Oklahoma was ranked number four in Education Freedom. #OKSOTS 74 [ 46 267 IlII 19K ☐ ↑ Brian Tyler Cohen ❤ @briantylercohen I don't know what education freedom is, but your state is ranked 49th overall in education. Nearly dead last. Maybe make sure kids can read instead of handing out tax cuts.

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Huge story

# Access 50 Nerds of Grey❤ @Kendall Jenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes & more before hitting the #MetGala red carpet. Now *that* is bravery Haddad I live in Syria and this story gave me to strength to carry on. Thank you for sharing her story

# Access 50 Nerds of Grey❤ @Kendall Jenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes & more before hitting the #MetGala red carpet. Now *that* is bravery Haddad I live in Syria and this story gave me to strength to carry on. Thank you for sharing her story

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