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They meant it quite literally

cryptid girl @ugsadkid when you thought your parents saying "I'll give you something to cry about" meant they were gonna hit you but instead they gave you several mental illnesses that haunt you for life
cryptid girl @ugsadkid when you thought your parents saying "I'll give you something to cry about" meant they were gonna hit you but instead they gave you several mental illnesses that haunt you for life

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Things make sense if they're in a list

anna borges @annabroges psychiatrist: just because you've developed ways to successfully compensate for your symptoms over the years doesn't mean they're not there me, from beneath a pile of bullet journals and calendars and spreadsheets and coffee and weekly breakdowns: who me
anna borges @annabroges psychiatrist: just because you've developed ways to successfully compensate for your symptoms over the years doesn't mean they're not there me, from beneath a pile of bullet journals and calendars and spreadsheets and coffee and weekly breakdowns: who me

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OK that changes everything

Brandon Kyle Goodman @brandonkgood I told my friend that l'm emotionally "hitting a wall" and she said "Sometimes walls are there so we can lean on them and rest." I can't even begin to express how much I really needed to hear that.
Brandon Kyle Goodman @brandonkgood I told my friend that l'm emotionally "hitting a wall" and she said "Sometimes walls are there so we can lean on them and rest." I can't even begin to express how much I really needed to hear that.

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Intimacy? Don't know what that is

Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy 9:17 PM · 23 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone
Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy 9:17 PM · 23 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start.
Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Oh THAT kind of salsa

Drew @dmc1138 Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
Drew @dmc1138 Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."

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Best prayer ever

At the end of the day we are all human beans Jean-Pierre, K? @JKavJA And together, we will rice. 150 1 Comment Like Comment Tasdiq Azeez Chaudhury Lettuce pray O Like Share Comment 10 Jonathan McClatchey Ramen 15h Like Reply
At the end of the day we are all human beans Jean-Pierre, K? @JKavJA And together, we will rice. 150 1 Comment Like Comment Tasdiq Azeez Chaudhury Lettuce pray O Like Share Comment 10 Jonathan McClatchey Ramen 15h Like Reply

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Eh, fair enough

Ria et al. @RiaRozayy Quiet laidback men, why do you go for loud, fiery women? zoe papi @negled someone gotta tell the waiter i ordered mashed potatoes and it aint gon be me
Ria et al. @RiaRozayy Quiet laidback men, why do you go for loud, fiery women? zoe papi @negled someone gotta tell the waiter i ordered mashed potatoes and it aint gon be me

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You're hired!

Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_ Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault
Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_ Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault

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The pancake has spoken

jo @whatsJo him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news 4:58 PM · 2019-11-12 · Twitter for iPhone 3,021 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 14.9K Likes
jo @whatsJo him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news 4:58 PM · 2019-11-12 · Twitter for iPhone 3,021 Retweets 54 Quote Tweets 14.9K Likes

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"Imagine a take so bad it was trending in the US."

Tanooki Joe" @TanookiKuribo Imagine a take so bad it was trending in the US. Trending in United States Gatekeeping People are discussing 'gatekeeping' in pop culture after a user suggested that if someone's anime knowledge is solely based on popular titles like 'Demon Slayer, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, One Piece, Fate, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam, My Hero Academia, Yu-Gi-Oh and Ghost in The Shell, then you're NOT an anime fan!" 11.9K Tweets 1:42 AM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter Web App 467 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2,605 Likes
Tanooki Joe" @TanookiKuribo Imagine a take so bad it was trending in the US. Trending in United States Gatekeeping People are discussing 'gatekeeping' in pop culture after a user suggested that if someone's anime knowledge is solely based on popular titles like 'Demon Slayer, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, One Piece, Fate, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam, My Hero Academia, Yu-Gi-Oh and Ghost in The Shell, then you're NOT an anime fan!" 11.9K Tweets 1:42 AM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter Web App 467 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2,605 Likes

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Satin

Sean Penn @SeanPenn Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don't follow Nikki Haley's lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties. 8:13 PM · Feb 12, 2021 4.3K 13.9K P Copy link to Tweet
Sean Penn @SeanPenn Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don't follow Nikki Haley's lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties. 8:13 PM · Feb 12, 2021 4.3K 13.9K P Copy link to Tweet

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Living Morganism Y @ok_girlfriend is it just me or are bottom feeders the roombas of the sea
Living Morganism Y @ok_girlfriend is it just me or are bottom feeders the roombas of the sea

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What do people look like again?

Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME |- Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 9:17 AM - 14 Jul 2015 8,326 RETWEETS 11.1K LIKES
Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME |- Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 9:17 AM - 14 Jul 2015 8,326 RETWEETS 11.1K LIKES

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Doesn't get more wholesome than that

Lauren @_laurennewsome Today I found out through Facebook that the overnight security guard at my work knits boots and mittens for premature babies at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. He also posts them worldwide. MY HEART Bruce busy knitting for simpsons prem babies! Sits for hrs every night so thoughtful I'l get thase handed in
Lauren @_laurennewsome Today I found out through Facebook that the overnight security guard at my work knits boots and mittens for premature babies at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. He also posts them worldwide. MY HEART Bruce busy knitting for simpsons prem babies! Sits for hrs every night so thoughtful I'l get thase handed in

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I like my celebs humble like him

Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous INTER INT DNTERNATI NAN B NATIONAL INTERNATION a mOEAN BEED SC COMCOIAL RNATIONAL INTER NAI EGO SA INTERNAT ESENA SCO COM Emma @MakeMemeEmma Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero OMICE COMICE CO
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous INTER INT DNTERNATI NAN B NATIONAL INTERNATION a mOEAN BEED SC COMCOIAL RNATIONAL INTER NAI EGO SA INTERNAT ESENA SCO COM Emma @MakeMemeEmma Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero OMICE COMICE CO

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