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Mark Russinovich @markrussinovich Looks like I need to fix up my profile... Amazon Hiring | SDE2 | Backend Engineer ... NN Hi There, ←→ @amazon.com> 6:57 his is here from Amazon recruitment team. I found your profile while searching for Software ngineers who might be interested in Software Development Engineer II at Amazon. Hence, wanted to check if you are willing to consider the opportunity with Amazon? As I am willing to uide you through-out the interview process, preparation and help you to the best. 7:25 PM Nov 10, 2021 TweetDeck .
Mark Russinovich @markrussinovich Looks like I need to fix up my profile... Amazon Hiring | SDE2 | Backend Engineer ... NN Hi There, ←→ @amazon.com> 6:57 his is here from Amazon recruitment team. I found your profile while searching for Software ngineers who might be interested in Software Development Engineer II at Amazon. Hence, wanted to check if you are willing to consider the opportunity with Amazon? As I am willing to uide you through-out the interview process, preparation and help you to the best. 7:25 PM Nov 10, 2021 TweetDeck .

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NATI CADE EVISIO INCES NAL MY ATION TADEN Ό VIS Katie Nolan replied Paul Rieckhoff @PaulRieckhoff • 15h These are the people potentially calling the biggest moment in baseball in a long time. Raise your hand if you don't know who ANY of them are. Andrew Marchand @Andrew Mar..... 16h Ca MAKSUALS Sub Stanhan Maloon 108 ↑↓21 182 Katie Nolan @katienolan • 8h paul we've literally hung out 62 135 3,718 WRMASON BANK OF
NATI CADE EVISIO INCES NAL MY ATION TADEN Ό VIS Katie Nolan replied Paul Rieckhoff @PaulRieckhoff • 15h These are the people potentially calling the biggest moment in baseball in a long time. Raise your hand if you don't know who ANY of them are. Andrew Marchand @Andrew Mar..... 16h Ca MAKSUALS Sub Stanhan Maloon 108 ↑↓21 182 Katie Nolan @katienolan • 8h paul we've literally hung out 62 135 3,718 WRMASON BANK OF

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She's an Olympian

Molly Seidel @ByGollyMolly12 On my flight was talking to a guy next to me & it came up that I run. He starts telling me how I need to train high mileage & pulls up an analysis he'd made of a pro runner's training on his phone. The pro runner was me. It was my training. Didn't have the heart to tell him. 9:29 PM - Aug 27, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3,809 Retweets 909 Quote Tweets 62K Likes
Molly Seidel @ByGollyMolly12 On my flight was talking to a guy next to me & it came up that I run. He starts telling me how I need to train high mileage & pulls up an analysis he'd made of a pro runner's training on his phone. The pro runner was me. It was my training. Didn't have the heart to tell him. 9:29 PM - Aug 27, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3,809 Retweets 909 Quote Tweets 62K Likes

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So...

3h Replying-bo The scariest part is the fact she is home schooling her kids. God forbid she has a family member or child with a learning or developmental disability, they won't be getting the services they need to succeed because she can't accept reality. 5 27 156 ↑ 2h Tell me you have no idea the condition of public schools without telling me that 2 27 ↑ 2h Well, I mean, I've only been a public school teacher for the past 7 years. BE 2 17 26 ↑
3h Replying-bo The scariest part is the fact she is home schooling her kids. God forbid she has a family member or child with a learning or developmental disability, they won't be getting the services they need to succeed because she can't accept reality. 5 27 156 ↑ 2h Tell me you have no idea the condition of public schools without telling me that 2 27 ↑ 2h Well, I mean, I've only been a public school teacher for the past 7 years. BE 2 17 26 ↑

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Former head of FBI Counterintelligence

Pete Strzok @petestrzok Oh please tell me more This is the greatest site in the universe AmericanBadAss Replying to @petestrzok @Amer_icanbad.... 9h You clearly don't understand the law when it comes to classified documents. Here a tweet to support my assertion. twitter.com/mrddmia/status... twitter.com/ mrddmia/status...
Pete Strzok @petestrzok Oh please tell me more This is the greatest site in the universe AmericanBadAss Replying to @petestrzok @Amer_icanbad.... 9h You clearly don't understand the law when it comes to classified documents. Here a tweet to support my assertion. twitter.com/mrddmia/status... twitter.com/ mrddmia/status...

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That's a Superbowl referee

UTAH Terry McAulay @tjmcaulay · 5h ... Best angle yet. Obvious foul. 6-13h Replying to ts II 0:06 8 1773 636 ill 61K Learn the rules. They can make contact in the 1st 5 yards. (Why am I even wasting my time?) Enjoy getting ratioed. • 11:17 AM Nov 10, 2024 11.8K Views 63 127 Σ ☐ 2 Follow
UTAH Terry McAulay @tjmcaulay · 5h ... Best angle yet. Obvious foul. 6-13h Replying to ts II 0:06 8 1773 636 ill 61K Learn the rules. They can make contact in the 1st 5 yards. (Why am I even wasting my time?) Enjoy getting ratioed. • 11:17 AM Nov 10, 2024 11.8K Views 63 127 Σ ☐ 2 Follow

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The resemblance is uncanny

Kristin Chenoweth @KChen... 1h: Because I'm her. . Johnny @P4TRONS4INT - 2h Replying to @KChenoweth Wait why do you look like April Rhodes from Glee Q46 17115 1.6K Ill 40.2K L
Kristin Chenoweth @KChen... 1h: Because I'm her. . Johnny @P4TRONS4INT - 2h Replying to @KChenoweth Wait why do you look like April Rhodes from Glee Q46 17115 1.6K Ill 40.2K L

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Well? Were you?

M jackson @monomaniiia "i was bullied in middle school" tell the full story. you were shipping founding fathers
M jackson @monomaniiia "i was bullied in middle school" tell the full story. you were shipping founding fathers

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Nothing to see here...

Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle New York is giving the Buffalo Bills $850 million in taxpayer funds for a new stadium, the biggest pro sports subsidy of all time. Three days ago, NY announced a $800 million cut to children and family services. The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion.
Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle New York is giving the Buffalo Bills $850 million in taxpayer funds for a new stadium, the biggest pro sports subsidy of all time. Three days ago, NY announced a $800 million cut to children and family services. The Bills owner is worth $5.8 billion.

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Who is making up these statistics?

Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake On what planet? I'm a millennial and if I thought any of my friends had this much cash saved I would rob them myself. CNBC @CNBC 14h 1 in 6 millennials have $100,000 saved - here's how much you should have at every age. cnb.cx/33DIXcb
Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake On what planet? I'm a millennial and if I thought any of my friends had this much cash saved I would rob them myself. CNBC @CNBC 14h 1 in 6 millennials have $100,000 saved - here's how much you should have at every age. cnb.cx/33DIXcb

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How to get a girl

Devin Wagner @iamdevinwagner There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I'm thinking tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital
Devin Wagner @iamdevinwagner There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I'm thinking tonight I'm gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital

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To the office

Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_Malls Tax office? The Guardian @guardian Richard Branson's quest: to boldly go where no billionaire has gone before theguardian.com/science/2021/j...
Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_Malls Tax office? The Guardian @guardian Richard Branson's quest: to boldly go where no billionaire has gone before theguardian.com/science/2021/j...

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100 years later and nothing has changed

Nooruddean → @BeardedGenius Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war
Nooruddean → @BeardedGenius Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war

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It depends...

98米 @98thsadboy What's the ideal age to get married? KAZO @kvzxxm biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never.
98米 @98thsadboy What's the ideal age to get married? KAZO @kvzxxm biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never.

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Thanks, dad

Em K @don_barclay Stay away from people who think you're arguing every time you try to explain yourself. Baby Boy @muiztheboy I live in their house >
Em K @don_barclay Stay away from people who think you're arguing every time you try to explain yourself. Baby Boy @muiztheboy I live in their house >

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The garage is the dream

JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage.
JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage.

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I... uh...

Connor Stone @connorstonehere Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally and value your employer above your friends and family? Me: Haha no, I just want to make money. Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.
Connor Stone @connorstonehere Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally and value your employer above your friends and family? Me: Haha no, I just want to make money. Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.

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Congrats

John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec) @Cokedupoptions Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot! = Forbes Subscribe Sign In TAXES ⚫ EDITORS' PICK Winner Of $1.28 Billion Lottery Gets $433.7 Million After Tax Robert W. Wood Senior Contributor I focus on taxes and litigation.
John W. Rich (Fake Tech Exec) @Cokedupoptions Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot! = Forbes Subscribe Sign In TAXES ⚫ EDITORS' PICK Winner Of $1.28 Billion Lottery Gets $433.7 Million After Tax Robert W. Wood Senior Contributor I focus on taxes and litigation.

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Which billionaire wants to give me some change?

someone's mom @bustelo4babies It's so funny how $5000 would change my life rn and some people spend that on just like... a purse.
someone's mom @bustelo4babies It's so funny how $5000 would change my life rn and some people spend that on just like... a purse.

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Make it make sense

Diana B @sadiesez1 The bank says I can't afford a $950 mortgage so I pay $1400 a month in rent instead.
Diana B @sadiesez1 The bank says I can't afford a $950 mortgage so I pay $1400 a month in rent instead.

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