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Following Niall Horan @NiallOfficial Goodmorning ! How do you like ur eggs in the morning? ←ReplyロRetweeted ★ Favorite 20,235 18,579 RETWEETS FAVORITES 6:22 AM-10 Aug 12 via Twitter for BlackBerry Embed this Tweet Reply to @NiallOfficial Tori ▼ @OhhHarrysCurls 0 Aug NiallOfficial fertilized Details ← Reply Retweet ★ Favorite

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ASAP Prude My shirt says "what's up" in Arabic instagr.am/p/NECa6JRoPL George Zimmerman charged with 2nd degree murder. Who he kill the first time???? DREAM CRUISER rtcot omg i seriously think i have 8oHD i can't focus on my 23 Sep 12 Mahoghany MahoghanyXO Twitter is my alter eagle Damnit I lost 7olbs I look anoronix When ppl are cremated how do we know it doesn't hurt? We don't know UGLYgirlsBquiet Okay so 4ftg must be taller than 4ft because you know how it's 8,9,1o it must be like 4ft9 then 5ft cuz how they go from 4ftıu to 5ft LaniFrench215 DaBaddest BitchAroun+ I wanna have sex in paris ontop of da ifold tower Pat MaHiney Every kiss begins with "K". Yeah, so does klamidia. ooo. its not milk day? i miss read :/ what's MLK? MrExposed: Who Painted The Mona Lisa ? #KeithsTrivia < leonardo di caprio. Rthymes with mirra L YALLI GOT AN A IN SPANISH IDID MOOY BEING! Fact: If you rearrange "Obama and Biden" you spell "Osama Bin Laden." Same person. The mansion he was hiding in: The White House. ohnyeler Jesus of New York. Follow What is Obama's last name? eSTICKY CARAMEL OXY BROW Can Sex be Good with out an Organism Tyrese Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! get tweets about you playing my music all the time!! Your just a sillow wet of a perfect man... u,take me higher Tony A. Gaskins Jr Your breast, buns, and thighs may POPEYES but you're more than a piece of meat. Remember that! White CoCo @White CoCo717 you gotta have a cool car. you gotta have an educashion. if you dont have that then dont talk to me. 05 PM-06 Mar 13 Bae-1091 HARLEM! OMG! America is so f------ accommodating for immagrants. Why TF don't anybody in this bitch need to learn English? Geesh Shoot For The Stars I hate when dumb hoes try to approach me with their none since... wol I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Twitter Shuts Down Calgary Police's Account During a Flood Emergency Because They Had Reached Their ...

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"There is currently widespread flooding in southern Alberta, prompting the Canadian government to order the evacuation of nearly 75,000 people concentrated around downtown Calgary. Throughout the day on June 20, the official Twitter account of the Calgary Police Department was being updated furiously with the latest news concerning the flooding, including updates on military response, newly stricken areas, as well as general safety tips for evacuated citizens.

That is, until the account was suspended for the rest of the night for exceeding the daily tweet limit. The CPD couldn't post any updates on the situation, and even had to have one of their constables, Jeremy Shaw, use his personal Twitter account to take over live tweeting.

It took over two hours for the Twitter support team to respond and lift the CPD's account suspension, which may not seem like much, but let's remember: two hours is a long time when you're in the middle of a civil emergency."

"Source.":http://cheezburger.com/7592235264

"There is currently widespread flooding in southern Alberta, prompting the Canadian government to order the evacuation of nearly 75,000 people concentrated around downtown Calgary. Throughout the day on June 20, the official Twitter account of the Calgary Police Department was being updated furiously with the latest news concerning the flooding, including updates on military response, newly stricken areas, as well as general safety tips for evacuated citizens.

That is, until the account was suspended for the rest of the night for exceeding the daily tweet limit. The CPD couldn't post any updates on the situation, and even had to have one of their constables, Jeremy Shaw, use his personal Twitter account to take over live tweeting.

It took over two hours for the Twitter support team to respond and lift the CPD's account suspension, which may not seem like much, but let's remember: two hours is a long time when you're in the middle of a civil emergency."

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Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Site...

"Source.":http://www.forbes.com/sites/reuvencohen/2012/05/26/department-of-homeland-security-forced-to-release-list-of-keywords-used-to-monitor-social-networking-sites/

"Source.":http://www.forbes.com/sites/reuvencohen/2012/05/26/department-of-homeland-security-forced-to-release-list-of-keywords-used-to-monitor-social-networking-sites/

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Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Site...

"Source.":http://www.forbes.com/sites/reuvencohen/2012/05/26/department-of-homeland-security-forced-to-release-list-of-keywords-used-to-monitor-social-networking-sites/

"Source.":http://www.forbes.com/sites/reuvencohen/2012/05/26/department-of-homeland-security-forced-to-release-list-of-keywords-used-to-monitor-social-networking-sites/

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Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Site...

"Source.":http://www.forbes.com/sites/reuvencohen/2012/05/26/department-of-homeland-security-forced-to-release-list-of-keywords-used-to-monitor-social-networking-sites/

"Source.":http://www.forbes.com/sites/reuvencohen/2012/05/26/department-of-homeland-security-forced-to-release-list-of-keywords-used-to-monitor-social-networking-sites/

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